Spoil a Wish II

[mallowgeno]

(Thanks for making this, we needed this back )

Granted. This thread gets sidetracked into an indefinite discussion thread about llamas.

I wish I could live on the moon

[mallowgeno]

Granted. You lose both your arms and now have your dream keyboard!

I wish I was better at hiding bodies

[mallowgeno]

Granted. Your cat has dug its razor sharp claws into your arms and cannot be surgically removed without killing the cat.

I wish I had $1