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Post #17 (isolation #1) » Fri Apr 14, 2023 2:23 am
Postby Ethel »
Granted. You travel back in time and stop me from exercising my necromancy, but you also meet yourself and inadvertently break the space-time continuum, thus destroying the entire universe.
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Post #19 (isolation #2) » Fri Apr 14, 2023 4:08 am
Postby Ethel »
Granted. You're married to Scarlett Johansson, but she's so busy that you barely get to spend any time with each other and you will get divorced within two years.
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Post #22 (isolation #3) » Sat Apr 15, 2023 1:32 am
Postby Ethel »
Granted. You hire a russian mobster who threatens your teachers into giving you perfect grades, but when he asks for more money than you can give him, you have to flee to South America.
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Post #46 (isolation #7) » Thu Apr 20, 2023 2:05 am
Postby Ethel »
Granted. You are completely cured from all fears, which includes the very sensible fear of going through dark alleys at night. Atleast you aren't afraid while getting stabbed.
I wish I could fully understand complex subjects just by skimming a headline.
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Post #65 (isolation #10) » Thu May 11, 2023 2:12 am
Postby Ethel »
Granted. You may no longer spend your money on anything until you have saved up atleast a million dollars. Until then, you have to rely on the charity of others.
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Post #92 (isolation #13) » Sat Jun 03, 2023 2:38 am
Postby Ethel »
Granted. The CIA finds out about it and locks you up in a secret facility where they subject you to painful tests and experiments to find out your secret.
I wish there were clothes that kept you cooler instead of warmer.
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Post #97 (isolation #14) » Tue Jun 06, 2023 7:12 am
Postby Ethel »
Granted. However, as a side effect your cat is filled with a burning hatred for you and will spend its eternal life hunting you and scratching your skin off whenever it finds you. Oh, and it can teleport, so good luck trapping it.
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Post #104 (isolation #15) » Sat Jun 17, 2023 8:31 pm
Postby Ethel »
Granted. You are blessed with exceptional literary talent, but you are only allowed to write cooking recipes. Beautifully written as those are, it pains you that your true talent will never be known.
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Post #138 (isolation #20) » Wed Jun 28, 2023 10:17 pm
Postby Ethel »
Granted. Every night at 11pm, someone comes into your house and ties you to your bed. At 7 am, they come in and untie you again. You cannot make them stop.