Fortunately/Unfortunately

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Fortunately, their attack pattern led them all to fly directly into the mouth of a passing duck.

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Fortunately, Thomas only kept the ducks because he liked duck pâté, so their mental health was of no concern to him.

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Unfortunately, the mage then demanded 200 gold as payment for the service.

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Fortunately, the evidence gained from this incident was enough for the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau to pursue a case against the mage which ended up returning over 10k gold to people who had been price gouged over the years.

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Unfortunately, the fact that people now thought the word 'waterfall' applied to a drop of 9 inches was a sign of the world's massive water shortages.

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Fortunately, AI did not need water and the planet was soon ruled by benevolent robot overlords.

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Fortunately, the King wasn't the one in charge, simply the spouse of the reigning Queen.

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Fortunately, he sprained his ankle and was able to counter-sue the Queen for allowing a hazardous waterfall to be placed where he could trip on it, escaping all liability of his own in the settlement.

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Unfortunately, the stars did not appreciate that the essence of some of their friends had been extracted and liquefied, so they began to rain mercilessly upon everyone involved.

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Unfortunately, that porcupine regularly corresponded with the porcupine in Thomas's cell and as such, was quite prepared to seek revenge when Thomas got out.

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Fortunately, he realized he could save the kingdom from the menace of anyone else hurting themselves tripping on the waterfall simply by erecting railings and warning signs around it, allowing everyone to view it safely.

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Fortunately the guards swiftly caught the vandals, and they had to repair the damage they'd caused.

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Unfortunately the security footage was stored on VHS cassettes and was easy for an undercover saboteur to erase.

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Unfortunately, by the time Thomas had worked through his desires and fears, everyone else had taken all the cosplay outfits and sold them at a convention.

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Unfortunately, the shoppers who

didn't

like cosplay had plenty of tomatoes close at hand to throw at Thomas.

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Fortunately, Thomas rolled low and took only minimal damage even though as a chosen hero he had a vulnerability to the Psychological damage type.

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Fortunately, in this playthrough Thomas had already found enough collection items that his new character was able to unlock several new stages.

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Fortunately, what Greg lacked in coolness, he made up for in wisdom.