Spoil a Wish II
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granted, but there's already a mountain living in it and its not willing to move.
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granted, but the additional speed is equal to your typing speed - the extra data is converted to a byte-based data representation and fed to you mentally, and will be recorded on your computer as fast as you can type it.
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granted, but the upgrade is an engine, and the rig drives away.
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granted, you gain the will but lose the talent. no matter how much you struggle, you cannot improve as an artist, despite really wanting to.
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granted, the site starts having a lot more downtime which gives the account something relevant to post about
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granted, the first day of the 5-day workweek is renamed to Marsday
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granted, but whatever you decide on, the store will be fresh out.
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granted, and the answer is 'no'.
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granted, the chairs have footrests and reclining functions added. however this means they take up much more space, so there's less seating available. as a result of this, whenever you get there all the seats are taken and you have to stand.
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granted, but japan officially switches to a new, even more difficult language as soon as you finish learning it.
I wish the wish after this one is corrupted twice.THIS POST IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT.-
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granted, biters eat all your oil refineries so you have no more sulfuric acid to make blue circuits, causing a massive backup of unused green circuits.
I wish I could (at will) experience time in slow motion in order to exercise superhuman precision in my movementsTHIS POST IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT.
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