Newbie 1055 (Game over)

[MrBump]

Hey, at this time last game I was at L-1 so I'm not doing too badly

Yay Day 1 on my first game!

You forgot an E in your name.

UNACCEPTABLE

VOTE: SxyBeast

[MrBump]

THIS JOKE SEEMS TO MAKE NO SENSE.
YOUR INCREDIBLE DEFENCE HAS CHANGED MY MIND.

UNVOTE: SxyBeast

GAPOC HAS NO AVATAR
VOTE: Gapoc48759754395849854

[MrBump]

He might have forgotten he signed up for this. I've been F5'ing this forum all day and it didn't come up with new posts until five minutes ago, so idk what's up.

GAPOC'S NOT DEFENDING
HE IS OBVMAF
ALL ABOARD THE BANDWAGON

THIS FUCKER HAS NO BRAKES

[MrBump]

UNVOTE: Gapoc48759754395849854UNVOTE:

VOTE: gapoc459

ART THOU HAPPY?!

[MrBump]

[/unvote]* >_<

[MrBump]

Until someone seems scummy, LIKE YOURSELF.

Jokes aside, being an SE doesn't make you magic. You sign up as an SE like four months in advance IIRC.

NOW BACK TO ALL CAPS
I'M NOT USUALLY LIKE THIS
BUT I AM HYPER

[MrBump]

...Yeah, if you think I'm being serious, you need to kindly slam your head off a wall multiple times >_>

>Everyone suspicious

Stefunny. Um, he hasn't posted, he must be scum! OR, he's busy and didn't check here. Me. wut

[MrBump]

^LOL

Don't like, never take me seriously. If I'm posting in CAPS BEING STUPID I'M PROBABLY JOKING

People not here need to stop having a life. I refresh it every five minutes or so too, but I have nothing do to.

[MrBump]

1. I have CFS (Chronic Fatigue Syndrome) so I can't do ANYTHING, so I'm active pretty much 24/7 unless people sign on.

2. Did that last game.

3. Yeah, it's still in progress, Newbie 1045.

4. I played my first game on the Guitar Hero Hub (Werewolf) in which I was scum and trolled the fuck out of it and lasted until 3-Player LYLO. I suspect if Olinea is reading this thread he will raeg at me, but yeah
I'm also in the top 30 on Epic Mafia for this round if that means anything

[MrBump]

But I'm dead, so I assumed it was okay... I mean, you can read anything you want, right?
My bad.

ZACH I'M SORRY D=

[MrBump]

Yeah, I'm quite experienced. When I'm in the mood I'm pretty good, so meh.

HAI DOROS

Does this mean dat RVS is over? I didn't even notice half those posts you quoted somehow >_<

[MrBump]

hey i always have my browser up and running doesn't mean i pay attention to all my tabs

I just want to point out she says that she doesn't pay attention to all tabs and yet manages to defend herself the second Gapoc calls her out.

[MrBump]

Urgh, Triple Post. Like Hayden, I often remember stuff AFTER I post.

For anyone ON Epic Mafia, I'm MrMarill there. It wouldn't let me be MrMarill here for some reason so meh.

[MrBump]

^

I like the way the people in this game play a LOT like me. Often I'll read the thread and think up a theory in my head and forget it when I go to post.

Also I'm British so yeah, silly timezones

[MrBump]

And again, defending herself...

A lot of my play is based around pointing out tiny things, as tiny things build up. I tend to point them out so they annoy the person into slipping. But I'm nice deep down <3

[MrBump]

No, I'm saying the second calls you out you defend your self royally. Meh, we need to get out of RVS.

Take me seriously now, I'm not hypah any more. I suggest everyone hurries up and stops having a life/sleeping.

Oh, and I got ninja'd by David ironically. Yeah, this game I will never gain a single vote on me, because I am "Un-votable un-killable daykill cop". Remember when he said he messed up the role PMs? Yeah.

[MrBump]

I'm 14 and from Ireland, the

not really

best country in the world!

Gapoc, there are three lurkers to choose from and you choose Stefunny. Do elaborate.

My vote's on Gapoc and I'm pleased with it. No one else strikes me as scummy yet. Gapoc doesn't really either but meh, it's moreso than others.

Caught our third scum it seems. Oh yes, I said third scum; I'd like to counter claim your role as the "un-votable, un-killable day kill cop" as that is my role. Perhaps the mod did mess up to include it in the game; but two of them... unlikely.

Your Claim has revealed you for what you are!

SHIT, FOUND ME OUT...

Claims usually take people out of RVS, and we both claimed. So we should be lynching CCs, amirite?

/obvious joke before someone calls me out on it

[MrBump]

SE does not make you a Mafia. He's probably busy. RVS isn't over really, but meh.

I think we should lynch the mod for not being on 24/7 and therefore not updating the votes.

[MrBump]

Wow, L-2 already, CLAIM TIEM!

Well, I'd like it if some people hurried themselves up

[MrBump]

What did I say about my obvious jokes in capital letters? We don't claim at L-2, that's just plain silly. In RVS no less.

[MrBump]

I have a document with all the votes, but I didn't bother posting it directly after you posted one before >_>

[MrBump]

How do you mean by that, David? What be wrong with me?

I'm bored, waiting for more people to post. Gapoc is clutching at straws, and I has nothing to do.

I meant a vote count of the order everyone votes in. So, it'll be like "Gapoc voted by DavidParker (3)", to show it's the third vote. There's a person on GHH who does it, it's very handy.

[MrBump]

*waits patiently with beady eyes*

[MrBump]

What
Did
He
JUST
Say

[MrBump]

Stefunny/Stephanie (cwutididthar), I have CFS so am not physically capable of actually doing anything except sit at my computer and do activity for about 30 minutes every 4 hours, hence I'm impatient for the game to start.

I'll stop with the LOLCAPS thing, people don't seem to like it on this site D=

So we're at L-1 with the person in question self-voting at Page 5. Good God.

[MrBump]

We don't HATE you. We're vaguely suspicious of you a day after game start. Game Days last weeks.
Oh, and you'd put yourself at L-1 to say "No idiot would put themselves at L-1". Don't be resigned to defeat already. Every game I have played so far I have been put at L-1 and got out of it.
We're not saying nasty things about you either >_<

[MrBump]

Oh yeah, the AtE posts can stop (Y)

[MrBump]

Yeah, my post was like a tl;dr version of yours xD

I don't get what was up with the last paragraph or so. He's clever enough to make the ploy, but it seems like he overdid it and made it a bit too obvious.

[MrBump]

Hey, it's practically my thing to survive L-1 every game.

I found that odd about Doros, too. I'm going to wait for everyone to post before I voice extreme suspicions.

[MrBump]

The game's been going like, a day, and it's exam tiem for most of the world.

Still not liking Gapoc's play...

[MrBump]

Meh, we're starting anew anyway:

UNVOTE: gapoc459

By exams I mean GCSEs for Britain and whatever they do in America.

Uh, so, does that mean we're at RVS again?

[MrBump]

I'm not thanking anyone. Yes SxyBeast, I made mistakes, but you should all thank yourselves for not lynching someone who will help you in the future...

I really don't like this post. Why are you defending yourself AFTER we've gotten off you?

Also, your accusation of me has absolutely nothing in it. You say I've been playing in the SE's shadow. I WAS THE FIRST ONE TO VOTE YOU. Taking off my vote is scummy now? I don't understand your logic

at all

.

You can't get a read on the only other person to post. Funny, that.

It would appear you're buddying up to the SE's already and calling them Town Leaders. What makes you call them town?

[MrBump]

You can't expect people to be on 24/7, Gapoc.

And also, why do you think I KEPT my vote on you the whole time? Because I agreed with the SE's. So supposedly agreeing with the people you view as ObvTown Leaders is scummy? Also, it never occurred to you they could me Maf, yet you were suspicious of Stefunny earlier for being an SE?

Stop contradicting yourself.

[MrBump]

We're not in RVS and I have nothing to talk about. If you call this being defensive, you have to see my other games.

Also, forgot to mention this last time. You called out Hayden for AtE. Well, you voiced suspicions on inactivity after her being away for FOUR HOURS (yes parroting etc. etc). It's ridiculous. Plus you did it yourself.

And on that note... bed time. Good night!

[MrBump]

The birthday party was great! We had a vanilla cake with fruits and whip cream, pop, ballons, spaghetti & noodles, and so on.

I'm jelly.

Well to be honest, Doros, I think David's playing a great game and I LOVE the way he plays (inobuddyingtho). Gapoc has continually made mistakes, and SxyBeast strikes me as a laid-back player more than anything else.

I forgot to do this last night;

VOTE: gapoc

You're too scummy to be allowed to live.

Being serious, first off, you can't use "I'm 12" as an excuse for other people to be active. Secondly, I sit at a computer all day as I am physically incapable of doing anything else, so my activity should be good. And thirdly (is that even a word?), AtE sometimes works, but don't make it blindingly obvious. Yes, it's a low tactic, but it's like a rule for me. "You are MrBump. You must AtE once a day and coast to victory!" Not really, I'm trying to STOP that, but I'm getting off-topic. Hayden wasn't AtE'ing, she was frustrated.

I still dislike the way you look to the SE's to be the town leaders, despite the fact you suspected one of them. When I pointed out they could be Mafia, you were surprised and went "Oh yeah", basically. Then your next post you said "It occurred to me before", when you clearly stated it HADN'T occurred to you before.

>Contradiction

[MrBump]

Inb4Davidunvotes

I didn't really want to unvote but we were giving him a second chance. When you voted him again it was like "Oh, okay". I'd still like for the others to post at some point...

[MrBump]

Look, first suspicions of me. Inb4massivewagontakesform

Activity sucks atm.

[MrBump]

No, it won't. Games usually end at around Day 3/4, Day 2 if town is made of win. And not all days take that long. If it's OBVIOUS someone is scum, we're not going to wait twiddling our thumbs for the deadline.

[MrBump]

Okay, let's begin... As you know, I'm 12, and American (for you English, I bet that's an automatic reason to lynch me...)

Is that not kinda ever so slightly completely STUPID?

@MrBump: I did not use "I'm 12" as an excuse. I said that my "maturity and age" (quoting DP) affected the way I originally thought of mafia. I've already said that I now perfectly understand the activity level, and that adults don't have nearly as much time as I do... Also, like DP, please tell me where and when I used AtE (unless you mean the emoticon at the end of my last post!). I look to the SE's as town leaders, because they are SE's! I do not take it for granted, but (how many times are you going to make the same arguments against me?!?), but for the FRICKIN' THIRD TIME, THEY LEAVE LESS SUSPICION THAN PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND I!!!!! Feel free to call that AtE!

Ooooohhhh, where to start!
You look to the SEs as town leaders as they are SEs, yet you voted (voting? I forgot to do my document, I'll check soon) the IC, which is the MOST experienced, right?
What you basically said was "Because the SEs have played more games, they are automatically better than all of us and therefore should lead us to victory." I'm not saying the SEs are bad by any stretch of the imagination, but it's a NEWBIE game, not a Sheep the SE game. I'm beginning to think you're scum with an SE, more likely David as you would be unwilling to bus Stefunny so quickly into the game. If you do flip Maf I suggest we look at David's play. Or you could be buddying up to them, sheeping their logic later and passing through undetected.

Doros's play strikes me as laid-back, but you really need to get in the game. No one has a fucking crush on you, don't be ridiculous. It's so we know for calling you "He" or "She". >_>

Before anyone says it, yes this line is an AtE. I am REALLY annoyed today so I will not be super happy friendly Bump. I will be demonic, rip your soul out and eat it for breakfast Bump. Just so you know.

[MrBump]

I didn't miss Hayden's post, I do feel sorry for her. I have Asthma, it's not very pleasant. But I agree with David, you need to play the game a bit more seriously. My vote rests on Gapoc, however.

Also, are you a he/she? ._.

[MrBump]

Vittorio has posted two posts.

How in the name of hell...?


Also, I'm town. 'Sup.

People need to sign on. Do we need any replacements atm, btw?

[MrBump]

baaaaaaack! Weee! Btw, no need to replace me, IC's and newbie mods don't get sick, we get temporarily incapacitated. Btw, I'm 20, since we're discussing ages but I neither look nor act it. MrBump, please don't call me Hayden, it's Haylen ._. Hayden's a boys name.

Welcome back =D
My bad. I thought I was wrong >_>


Hey Gapoc, nice OMGUS you've got goin' there, I like it.

On a serious not, I'm thinking Gapoc/David(or Stefunny to an extent) OR Gapoc/Doros. How can you not see what's scummy about Doros? It hasn't posted one helpful thing at all. You post a paragraph on everyone and one line on him. David/Stefunny for reasoning I've explained but clearly you do not SEE my reasoning so I cba to write it for the 3756835643th time.

SxyBeast needs to post more content, Doros needs to most more content, Vinoth and Vittorio need to post MORE.


Gapoc, not everything I say is directed at you. I asked Doros what gender it was and I did NOT say you post too much (that would be hypocritical). On one final note, you FoS me and see everyone as Town except me and you're willing to vote me TOMORROW.
Please elaborate.

[MrBump]

Vittorio, if you go to the bottom of the page you can see people's posts and click "Quote" to have it insert into your post. OR you can Open the person you're quoting in a new tab and simply copy and paste it over when you're making your post.

[MrBump]

@mod

: Requesting prod on Vinoth.

QFT

Everyone, out dem scumteams dammit

[MrBump]

Hey Gapoc, I like the way you assume I'm 100% sure you're scum and want to wipe you off the face of the earth.

WE'RE BARELY A WEEK INTO DAY ONE
CALM
THE FUCK
DOWN

Your last post is supposedly thoughts about everyone, no it's attack against ME. This is how I PLAY THE GAME. You are attacking me 100% for my PLAY and voting against you.

The so-called "Gapoc Episode" isn't worth mentioning. It was scummy as fuck, you were a newbie blah blah. It's quite possible you were amazed we'd ratted you out that easily but I don't think so.

However, he did not give any reasons for why DP could be suspicious. I also felt that a bit strange that he said that with utmost certainty

WHEN THE HOLY

FUCK

DID I SAY THAT. GO ON. POINT IT OUT FOR ME.
FIND A POST
WHERE I SAID
"GAPOC AND DAVIDPARKER ARE 100% SCUM"
OR
"GAPOC AND DAVIDPARKER ARE DEFINITELY MAFIA, LET'S LYNCH 'EM BOIS"
NO
I FUCKING DIDN'T
YOU ARE MAKING UP FACTS
AND TWISTING MY WORDS
I SAID, AND I QUOTE

On a serious not, I'm thinking

Gapoc/David

(or Stefunny to an extent) OR Gapoc/Doros. How can you not see what's scummy about Doros? It hasn't posted one helpful thing at all. You post a paragraph on everyone and one line on him.

David/Stefunny for reasoning I've explained but clearly you do not SEE my reasoning so I cba to write it for the 3756835643th time.

MY REASONING WAS YOU HAD ABSOLUTELY NO DOUBT IN YOUR MIND THAT DAVID WAS TOWN AS HE IS AN SE YET YOU VOTED STEFUNNY

AND

HAYLEN.
BEFORE YOU SAY IT, I DON'T CARE ABOUT INACTIVITY OR WHATEVER YOU'RE GOING TO SAY. MY POINT IS THAT IF YOU FLIP SCUM WE

THEN LOOK AT DAVIDPARKER

.

I DO NOT RAEG OFTEN

BUT WHEN PEOPLE TWIST MY FUCKING WORDS

YOU CAN HEAR THE SCREAMS.

And if you actually thought I was angry please go slam your head off a wall

tl;dr
Your accusations of me are bullshit, learn to read kthxbai

[MrBump]

[quote="RAEGBUMP"]On a serious not, I'm thinking Gapoc/David(or Stefunny to an extent) OR Gapoc/Doros. How can you not see what's scummy about Doros? It hasn't posted one helpful thing at all. You post a paragraph on everyone and one line on him. David/Stefunny for reasoning I've explained but clearly you do not SEE my reasoning so I cba to write it for the 3756835643th time.
MY REASONING WAS YOU HAD ABSOLUTELY NO DOUBT IN YOUR MIND THAT DAVID WAS TOWN AS HE IS AN SE YET YOU VOTED STEFUNNY AND HAYLEN.
BEFORE YOU SAY IT, I DON'T CARE ABOUT INACTIVITY OR WHATEVER YOU'RE GOING TO SAY. MY POINT IS THAT IF YOU FLIP SCUM WE THEN LOOK AT DAVIDPARKER.*

That was meant to be the quote, my bad. Wow, I looked angreh!

[MrBump]

Meh, Stefunny asked, I answered, Gapoc pointed fingers at me.

WHO ARE THOSE TWO PLAYERS?! I COULDN'T POSSIBLY THINK...
How long do people get to respond to a prod, btw?

[MrBump]

Sounds fun.

At least we'll have moar activity soon with the replacement.

[MrBump]

@MrBump, I apologize for not writing clearly and in context. I was not talking about you anymore when I said that about absolute certainty. I was talking about how DP said that VS was town. You just wasted 5 minutes of your life making a gigantic rant about something I said that was not even directed towards you. I'm also not the only one who thinks that. SxyBeast does too... Besides, you just condraticted yourself by quoting yourself, " I'm thinking Gapoc/David(or Stefunny to an extent) OR Gapoc/Doros." I am the scum in all three scenarios!!!

@DP: Please explain how it's a cop-out.

I have a snow day today, so I'm available more or less all day...

Because that's my opinion. Looking at facts you're the scummiest and judging by reactions etc. you can work out who scumbuddies are.

It took about a minute to write my "rant", and you're wrong about direction

If MrBump had been accusing me for "sheeping" after this post, I probably wouldn't have voted for

him

. However,

he

did not give any reasons for why DP could be suspicious. I also felt that a bit strange that

he

said that with utmost certainty...

I'm sorry, please tell me how the hell this refers to VS? That is CLEARLY talking about me.

MEGA VOTE: Gapoc

[MrBump]

HA! Nice sig-change, Gapoc! I'm lolling xD

No, you flat out LIED about doing that. You basically said I was an idiot as it was directed at VS when it CLEARLY wasn't.

[MrBump]

"If MrBump had been accusing me for "sheeping" after this post, I probably wouldn't have voted for him. However, he did not give any reasons for why DP could be suspicious. I also felt that a bit strange that he said that with utmost certainty..."
It's like this: "He did not give any reasons David was suspicious, and in addition he said it with utmost certanity."
Even still he claimed it was aimed at VS which was lolnottrue

[MrBump]

On an unrelated note, Vinoth signed and was browsing the forum.
WAS.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[MrBump]

Hey look at Gapoc's insane amount of evidence against me! Oh, I can't cope under the pressure! OH YEAH, THERE IS NONE.

Convincing others to vote too?
Are you serious?

Once you

know

that someone is scum, you look at his posts from a completely different angle.

How do you somehow have 100% confirmation I am Mafia.

It's very fun and interesting, once someone has been revealed to be scum, to read the thread again.

Please direct me to the part where anyone revealed I was scum.
[quote="gapoc459]SxyBeast is reading my post the right way; the way I meant it.[/quote]
That was how you MEANT it. It did not come across that way. You're basically telling me to use psychic powers to read your mind. Gotcha.
MrBump... well... lolololol !!!!! The whole point of this accusation is that he thinks that I think that he thinks that I am 100% scum. Well, now, I don't really care anymore, cause now I AM CONVINCED that he thinks that I'm 100% scum. lol!!![/quote]

Well, now, I don't really care anymore, cause now I AM CONVINCED that he thinks that I'm 100% scum. lol!!!

No, I think you're being an idiot.

I'm not changing my sig because I'm not that petty. Yes, I'm being kinda rude, you could say, but this is now the second time in around six hours you've made up stuff to get at me. Good going!

(If you hadn't noticed, by the way, by "NICE SIG" thing was sarcastic.)

[MrBump]

My nice sig thing*

[MrBump]

Oh, and I'm not a complete newbie. But I'm not super human, either. I can't read minds. I'm not perfect. I make mistakes. You've made over nine thousand mistakes.

[MrBump]

Yet another "wall of text"

ITT we see Gapoc buddying up to everyone in the entire thread who is ProTown.

I think you're scum, but that's cuz you think I'm scum and can't give any good reasons to prove it! And yes, I doubt that anyone would say "nice sig" truthfully if the signature called him a scumbag... lol.

>Good reasons
Gapoc, detail your entire case on me. Go. Go and detail it right now. Every single thing is about me getting at you.

OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!! lolololol By the way, you don't have to AtE (or at least make it obvious that you are doing so) so often... Every one of your posts lately has something.

Also ITT we see Gapoc being hypocritical. Really, stop being stupid. I'm not appealing to emotion, I'm being a human. I post with emotions. Soooorryyyyy

@Vinoth: I think we've had enough of the self-voting shit for one game, no?

WHAT THE HOLY SHIT
YOU CALLED YOUR OWN PLAY SHIT
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS THREAD

@VS: I'm very impressed. As always, another one of your very few posts has nothing but penetrating logic... Your (what, like 6? 7?) posts in this game have more useful stuff than MrBump's, Doros', and Vinoth's combined!!!!! I just wished that you made a clear conclusion... What I understand, though, is that you're implying that SxyBeast and I are scumpartners? Fair enough... You don't have enough evidence for it (or do you? wouldn't be surprised, with your quality of posting... lol), but your accusations make sense... Gotcha about the verbose thing. I'll keep it in mind!

Hey, I like the way you called all of my posts shit! Nice going, man! Are you trying to piss me off as much as humanly possible until I go to America and slap you?
Also I like the way VS called you out on something and you go "Fair enough" yet I do and you go "OMGSCUMSCUMSCUMSCUM". I believe VS more over that.

You all have probably noticed by now that my style of play is to observe and comment on anything more or less neutrally (more or less is only there cuz of MrBump), to speak frankly, and to not defend myself, cuz in my opinion that is scummy as shit!

You may have noticed my style of play is to catch scum. You attack me on a personal level CONSTANTLY and I am really getting sick of it. Stop just saying my name in brackets for fucking EVERYTHING.

@Vinoth: DOC SHOULDN'T CLAIM WOW BLOWN AWAY
Vinoth, why are you willing to sacrifice yourself instead of catch Mafia???

[MrBump]

Also ITT Gapoc completely ignores my questions and does moar "BUMP IS MAF GAISE"

Yet another wall of posts was a joke, I am deeply sorry you did not understand that.
That quote was aaaall the same post on this page.

I have played shit in the past, I have NOT played shit in this game.

Now I'll put it in bold to make sure you get it.

Gapoc, detail your entire case on me. Go. Go and detail it right now. Every single thing is about me getting at you.

I like the way you didn't defend against any of my points
I even said at the start that I AtE constantly by accident. However, you need to learn something. There is a difference between AtE and having emotions.
AtE is Appealing to Emotion. That is making a post with anger, disappointment, frustration, sadness, you name it, for a reaction out of people voting you or not going with your wagon. Using emotions is being human. I post as my personality, not a robot. I'm generally a very hyper-active person, easily annoyed by things (if you hadn't worked out) and emotional. So I post like that.

[MrBump]

I'm also sarcastic so naturally I use sarcasm. What do you expect me to do???

[MrBump]

And finally, Vinoth needs replaced. Badly.

[MrBump]

He attacks me, I defend, simple as. I'm merely pointing out holes in his posts

[MrBump]

Gapoc.
Stop being silly. I cannot twist your name into you being ConfMaf.

Also I'm really quite hurt you had to scream "HOW ARE YOU HYPERACTIVE WITH CFS" at me. Cuz y'know, it makes me feel like complete SHIT that I can't do anything, so I don't need you pointing it out for me. This has nothing to do with the game, just please don't do it again.

And finally...
You're 12.
5-6 years.
YOU'VE BEEN USING IT SINCE YOU WERE 6. WHAT.

Hey, so you can't even tell me why I'm scummy? I lol'd.
I'm making perfect sense. I am pointing out scummy things and saying what I think. The fact they are AGAINST you makes you annoyed.
It's not a fight. You attacked me on nothing, and personally too saying that all my contributions are worthless, I make no sense, I'm an idiot etc. What do you expect me to do? I'm playing the game. You are simply repeating yourself with evidence you don't HAVE.

[MrBump]

You can't slap me! You'll fall asleep while your hand is in mid-air!!!

What's this supposed to mean, btw? I have no idea what you're on about.

Vinoth, sarcasm is a cool thing.

[MrBump]

Also I kinda get your game plan, but meh. You made it a bit too obvious. You also pointed out the blindingly obvious that wasn't being discussed, Vinoth.

[MrBump]

I think it's to do with the number of posts.

Needs moar of Gapoc's wall of evidence against me, and explaining the falling asleep thing. I think I know what it's about but I'll make sure first.

[MrBump]

Nvm he's back

POST BRO

[MrBump]

Hey Gapoc I'd like to point out my CFS means I can't live my life properly for the next six months it's looking like and I'm probably not going to do my best on my GCSEs as I'm too unwell to go to school, which completely fucks up my entire life.

Please, I have feelings. I don't like to shove them in your face, but that is

absolutely ridiculous.

If I had something like Cancer would you make fun of that? No. For the love of all that is FUCK (I don't even know what that means) have some respect.

I'm not posting the top five scummy things about you, I'm not turning it into "THESE TWO GUYS ARE CERTAINSCUM". Because we're not. I find it supremely LIKELY you're scum, not without a doubt super definitely scumslippin' like a bitch scum.

I really can't be fucked with this game if you're going to play at this low a level. It's midnight anyway, so meh.

YES. THIS POST IS AtE. I DON'T GIVE TWO FUCKS. I AM PASSED "ANNOYED" BUMP AND INTO "REALLY DISAPPOINTED IN THE WAY YOU ARE ACTING" BUMP.

[MrBump]

Oh because clearly I love people making fun of my condition.

[MrBump]

Yeah, my CFS IS that serious. I told everyone so they would know why I was on during schooltime, but there doesn't appear to be anyone British in this game anyway (except Vinoth, I THINK). BUT,

WE CAN MAKE UP NOW GAPOC K? <3

Mainly because there's no point in me being butthurt over it, we'll never get this game done this way!:P

/personal rants forever

@mod

Could we get a vote count plz?

There was one last page and only one new vote since that IIRC.
Also Haylen's vote on me was for rolefishing. I was joking but not really obviously enough, looking back at it.


How 'bout this. I'll post a massive wall of text for everyone to gawk at with everything scummy Gapoc's ever done so you can defend yourself. So far your defences are just throwing stuff back at me and repeating the same thing over and over, so let's see some actual DEFENCE.

I'm getting bored with me throwing accusations at you and you saying "I didn't do that so you're scummy". The reason you can't post your evidence is because you've realised a simple thing. You don't

have

evidence. It's just you disliking that I'm STILL pushing the lynch after the bandwagon broke down. When I'm Town, I catch Mafia. It's that simple.

And a little request, please. If you're going to talk about parts of my post, please quote it

I'll have my WoT done whenever I can be bothered starting. Most likely it'll be done when you guys log on, so think of this as "preparation".
I have a sinking feeling it won't be very big as we repeated ourselves for like five pages.

[MrBump]

First, replying to Vinoth.

You're suggesting voting us both off on a chance that one of us could be Mafia.
THIS IS THE WORST LOGIC EVER.
Fluffing is posting posts with no actual content.

MRBUMP'S MAMMOTH WALL OF CATCHING THE SCUM

Warning: If you are scared of logic, don’t read.

Vote Haylen

. I don't like ponies and unicorns.

Bad start already. How can you not like unicorns!?

Okay, being serious now.
I’m doing stuff before the so-called “Gapoc Episode” because you can’t just use the Newbie Card for everything.

Vote: David Parker

for wanting to make people cry... Only scum would do that.

Unvote: DavidParker

. That's not why I voted for you.

Why did you vote for Vinoth so suddenly?I'm putting you back on the list unless you give me a reason for voting for him. In the meantime,

Vote: Vinoth

, which offers possibility:
c. We're both stupid Mafia Scum, and are voting just to get a quick lynch.

How did I miss this before?
He votes David, David says “What’s with the misrep?” and he INSTANTLY takes his vote off of David, questions the Vinoth vote then sheeps David. I dun’ get it. Then he says he’s voting to offer a possibility that David/Gapoc are the scumteam. WHAT THE FU-

There, I've got myself an avatar.

And I'm voting you unless you stop defending everybody who seems suspicious, including yourself. Seems super-scummy.

This was after I defended Stefunny for not posting despite the fact we were on Page 2. First off I wasn’t (and I’m still not) suspicious. Second of all how is it scummy to defend people when your logic made no sense?

Thanks gapoc47157195819. You temporarily vote your scum buddy to distance yourself then unvote him a few posts later. Also you misrep me then pretend you weren't voting me for a reason you stated. Lying. I only ask that you go without creating a fuss scum.

Hmm. The people he voted for at this stage were David, Vinoth, Haylen, SxyBeast and Stefunny. What do you mean by this, David? It would also back up the Sxy/Gapoc theory.

Caught our third scum it seems. Oh yes, I said third scum; I'd like to counter claim your role as the "un-votable, un-killable day kill cop" as that is my role. Perhaps the mod did mess up to include it in the game; but two of them... unlikely.

What other two scum? Are you hinting at the David/Gapoc thing or am I being silly?

Well, first of all

Unvote: Stefunny

. I understand. Well, I guess I'm pretty much done. It doesn't really matter. (not so) valuable townies usually get lynched on the first day... You're probably setting the record for shortest day ever. In that case,

Vote: gapoc459

.

URRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
Don’t use the Newbie Card of “I sucked back then”. This appears to be like you’re shocked at being found out already. If you were a real VT like you’re softclaiming you wouldn’t just give up like that. We try to find Mafia, not just resign to the fact a townie will inevitably be lynched D1, which doesn’t always happen. This is an obvious ploy to get votes off you, which worked.

(well not really, since now I'll be innocently lynched)

Dat fishing for sympathy.

I'm not ready to roleclaim, because (of course!), no one would believe me

You are not ready to roleclaim as you are Mafia. This post blatantly contradicts the last one, where he claimed.

I may be new, but I hope you don't actually think I'd be stupid enough to put myself at L-1 if I were mafia.

...Yeeeaaah, you’d put yourself at L-1 so you could SAY “Why would I put myself at L-1?”

MrBump: I don't like it. Something is fishy here, but I don't know what. One thing is, he changes votes along with the SE's, but doesn't provide nearly as many helpful comments as you two.

Mainly because I didn’t help you to learn from your newbiness, as no one helped me through it...

SxyBeast: I really don't know what to make of her play.

Another Sxy/Gapoc indication.

Oh, crap! You're saying that they could be mafia... Well, you're perfectly right, they could

@MrBump: I've already told you, it's not necessarily scummy, but its more scummy then they are. Also, there is the fact that you're trying to defend yourself too much... It did occur to me that they could be Mafia, yes, that's why I voted, but not at the time I was writing the post. Besides, I was suspicious of Stefunny mainly because I was inactive. And if I were convinced that you were scummy, I'd have voted for you. I'm only FoSing you... You're just making it worse! Any other questions?

This is the part where you contradict yourself and OMGUS me. Really, your case on me is I’m suspicious of you.

You're being frickin' racist right now!
Its because I'm from Slovakia, isn't it?

As you know, I'm 12, and American

MAKE UP YOUR MIND

@MrBump: DavidParker explicitly stated a few posts ago that he was not giving me another chance, but he felt uncomfortable with someone being at L-1 so early. So why did you unvote?!?

I particularly like the part in this post where you scream at me for unvoting but not

anyone else in the game

.

Your accusations make barely any sense, almost none, so I shall FoS: MrBump for now. Tomorrow it will probably be a vote...

Excuse me while I laugh at the hipocrisy of this post.
You literally said “You’re scummy because I dislike your accusations”.

You barely mention the gapoc episode, which is probably the most scummy/with room for debate incident of the game.

HOW THE FUCK DID I MISS THIS.
Okay, again, this is what you’re basically saying “I was really scummy earlier. Because of this, you are scummy!”
WHAT THE HELL.

If MrBump had been accusing me for "sheeping" after this post, I probably wouldn't have voted for him. However, he did not give any reasons for why DP could be suspicious. I also felt that a bit strange that he said that with utmost certainty...

Yeah, we’ve been through this, it was obviously aimed at me. I’m getting a bit tired of you saying “I made a mistake” to explain away something.

Once you know that someone is scum, you look at his posts from a completely different angle. It's very fun and interesting, once someone has been revealed to be scum, to read the thread again

I was never revealed etc. etc.

SxyBeast, how is this not reason enough for you (or anyone) to vote him?!?!?

Please desist in pressuring your scumbud- Sorry, the rest of town into voting me. Second time you’ve done that.

And yet he, unlike me, is not a complete newbie! So how come he's "confused" and I'm not?!?

Because I can clearly read your mind, Gapoc, and tell exactly what you meant by a badly worded post. I’m not brilliant at this game either, you have said many times that my posts are basically content-less and pointless yet you say I’m experienced.
And stop using the damned Newbie Card.

Gapoc, detail your entire case on me. Go. Go and detail it right now. Every single thing is about me getting at you.

Still waiting.

If you are quoting something from more than one or two pages ago, please say which post number it is... So, MrBump, when did I say "yet another wall of posts?" Not that I'm denying it, of course. And how the f*ck is that relevant?!?!?

Yeah, if you’re saying something, please tell me what it’s about. What is “that”? I said that in the quote as a joke =P

By the way, I think it'd be really funny if the two of us turned up to be scum... meh..... Scum buddies.............

Please do not give people ideas for when you probably flip scum.

MrBump: for reasons coming soon. Please remind me, though. I might forget..

The reason they are not here yet is because he has none.


IN CONCLUSION.
Gapoc has contradicted himself, tried to pressure town, has no evidence against me, does not answer my arguments, evades everything I throw at him, uses far too many punctuation marks (THIS ONE IS A JOKE) and, above all, is more interested in his OWN survival than Town’s. A Townie tries to find scum. Mafia try to survive. He is not trying to find scum, he is merely repeating over and over again that I am scum yet never once gives a good reason. Not. Even. Once.


If you read that I commend you, this is the longest wall I’ve posted in a few months and probably the longest D1 wall in history (except ScoreHero Mafia I suppose).

This really didn’t take me long to write, btw.

Now. Thoughts?

[MrBump]

I don't want to die for absolutely no reason at all. if you had a tiny shred of evidence then I could justify MAYBE lynching me in the future, but there is none. You're coupling us together despite the fact our play is completely different.

Also, you basically said that because Gapoc is young, I'm scum. *facepalms*

[MrBump]

MrBump, if you are so sure that Gapoc is Mafia, can you explain why you are averse to lynching the two of you?

If you are indeed a townsperson, lynching 2 people, including 1 Mafia, leaves the game with 1 Mafia and 4 Townspeople, which is a good chance of win for the Townspeople. And the only way to make sure is to lynch the both of you. To me it is equally likely that Gapoc may just be an immature, rude but innocent townsperson, while MrBump is the real culprit ... so if we lynch one of you I suggest the other as well.

Unless has any better ideas...? I'm perfectly fine with lynching someone else other than MrBump/Gapoc, as long as we have good evidence in their favour...

Bad.

Somehow, I've come back to my idea that Vinoth may be scum. And Gapoc does seem like a likely partner. Who knows, maybe my page 4 or % whatever it was claim that Vinoth was def scum (on page 1 or whatever) then finding gapoc as his partner not long after was right.

Starting to think so too. We lynch Gapoc today, and when (a VERY slight if) we can look at other people. I'm thinking most likely is Gapoc/Sxy, Gapoc/David and Gapoc/Vinoth. I'm 99% sure Gapoc's scum.

[MrBump]

Of course there's a possibility I'm Mafia, to all of you anyway.
And if you didn't accuse him it would look suspicious. Ever heard of "bussing"? >_<

[MrBump]

So basically you're saying your play recently has been to avoid suspicion on yourself. What Mafia would do.
The other person besides Gapoc voting for me is Haylen who hasn't been on in ages, her vote was for me rolefishing before Gapoc self-voted for crying out loud.

[MrBump]

Thank you David, you passed my reaction test with flying colours.

Just sittin' around waiting for Gapoc to show up...

It's L-1 by my count. Gapoc has some explaining to do.

[MrBump]

Haylen was just on, I think she's posting soon or something.

I said you "basically" said that. You keep saying "A Mafia would never do that", but they would do that BECAUSE a Mafia would never do that.
I don't get why we're even having this discussion.

Gonna be out for another few hours maybe out until morning. Bye, all!

[MrBump]

Curses, thought Gapoc would try that. He's left us in a clever way, though. By saying the thing about himself and Sxy at the end he's giving us an obvious hint. TOO obvious. But he might expect us to think that, right? Also, he seems to be bussing Vinoth, but oh well.

Thanks Doros xD

A lot happened while I was out, eh?

DAT STORY TIEM

[MrBump]

Yup, he couldn't grasp the true form of my wall.

Sacrificing two people MIGHT be necessary at a INCREDIBLY RARE time. It is not and never will be our first course of action.

Also Haylen, that really sucks about the college thing D=


STILL WAITING ON

DAT STORY TIEM

[MrBump]

Also, the reason I said I had a feeling the wall was going to be short was that I always get a fear that I'm so blinded by my case I don't have a gigantic wall of evidence, but I usually do
Two D1 scum catches in a row, I'm on a roll! (Not referring to an on-going game etc. etc.)

[MrBump]

No, I'm having a lot of fun this game. I'm REALLY glad you're scum because I have a tendency to go all TUNNEL VISION DIE on people who AREN'T scum
Tbh Doros and Vinoth are playing a LOT worse than you did so don't feel like you messed up horribly or something.

Whoever said Gapoc was fakeclaiming, go slam your head off a wall.

Gapoc's posts after his death and IN his hammer are obviously WIFOM so I suggest we don't take the obvious stuff from them

[MrBump]

Sxy's a she

Still waiting for dat story so you're allowed to post. Don't expect anyone to listen to you on anything

In other news, he said "vote for Vinoth" tomorrow. He's ConfScum. Methinks he's either setting up Vinoth to be ObvScum or misleading us. Curse you, Gapoc!

[MrBump]

Okay, fair enough, it was hurting my head anyway.
Everyone, FoS's on the Scumbuddy? Any of us could die sooooo...

That wall has basically every one of gapoc's posts so that's easy enough.

[MrBump]

A long and sleepless night sees only 7 of you actually wake up. Vinoth fell off into a deep sleep and never woke up, but he did seem to have a nice little swim... IN HIS OWN BLOOD.

Damn that shit is brutal.

1. Vinoth kill.
WHAT THE FU-
Vinoth was the scummiest player left alive, I was pretty sure he was scum. He was a complete red herring. I was expecting either myself, VS or DP to be dead, not Vinoth o.O

2. VS, you're suggesting that I had a 6 page argument with Gapoc, bussed the HELL out of him since two IRL days into the game, made a massive wall at my partner, convinced everyone to vote him and he argued back calling me scum with no argument? That's seriously unlikely.

The most suspicious thing about David atm is how he first went with the Gapoc vote and when he was in danger of being hammered he immediately unvoted. I know he had a reason for it, but something seems fishy.

After that kill I have no ideas, and my wall is only about Gapoc's posts.

VS is ProTown as all hell, but there's something I can't put my finger on about his posts. I'll re-read for a bit later, maybe.
Stefunny seems helpful to Newbies more than anything else, barely seen her post.
Haylen's the same (I'm not blaming either of you )
SxyBeast gets kinda annoyed at, well, everyone really (I'm one to talk), and Gapoc left hints in his posts about her being his buddy. When did he say his scumbuddy was a "him", Haylen?
Doros posts fluff, I fell off my chair last page when it posted content. It could be an elaborate scheme and she's actually scum.

Actually, that Doros point, I like it.
No, not the elaborate scheme thing, but think about the kill.
The kill was on Vinoth, for baaasically no reason. I think the reason WAS, though, that the scum killed Vinoth as he was a newb and they didn't want him around?
In that case the obvious kill is DOROS, right?
But Doros lived through the night. If they were killing red herrings for some reason, again, Doros is the obvious kill.
Doros wasn't very experienced, so maybe thought killing Vinoth would be the best course of action without the knowledge that it made no sense.
OR, Vinoth could have worked something really important out so the (most likely Newbie) scum killed him before anyone picked it up.

And the obvious option, to confuse the fuck out of us. Damn.

[MrBump]

Attacking me, Vittorio? I'm not the Mafia, it's as simple as that. I would've had to go through so much trouble to kill Gapoc, on Day 1 no less. Why bother?
And there IS something about your posts, especially today. You've attacked me and David already on logic which, frankly, doesn't make any sense in the slightest. Why the sudden aggression?

I didn't say you fluffed, not once. I play to find scum, and that's what I'm doing.

"To the rest of your post: Your mock expression of shock, horror and surprise at Vinoth's death has a whiff to it. Sorry, I am not convinced."

Yet you can't say what's wrong with that, can you? No, I'm not trying hard enough when I say you may be scum yet you say I'm scummy because there's a "whiff" to my post? Saying my "shock, horror and surprise" is "mock" is just a direct accusation right there. I'm genuinely surprised Vinoth died as the perfect red herring.
And if you think I would kill Vinoth because he accused me, don't be silly. Would I be stupid enough to do that after everything I said yesterday?

Vittorio Salamdien, you sir need to stop twisting my words.

[MrBump]

I didn't. You accused me, I defended. I'm sorry, was I meant to roll over and self-vote or something?

I read too fast for that bit then you accused me of other things.

[MrBump]

Not Maf. Using the him slip is ridiculous, IMO. You said yourself you would try to avoid it and now you're using it? What?

I never said my unvote wasn't scummy, because it was. Yours was too. I'm still a newb remember, I make mistakes.
Why Stefunny over Haylen/SxyBeast?

[MrBump]

Sorry.
What the actual fuck.
VS, explain.
DP, explain.
HOW THE HOLY HELL AM I THE MAFIA
ARE YOU USING YOUR BRAINS
You SAID YOURSELF that planning to sacrifice Mafia D1 was stupid.

YET OH LOOK THAT'S WHAT I WOULD HAVE HAD TO HAVE DONE
DON'T
BE
STUPID
FUCK.

(I'm having a really shitty day today so expect lots of CAPS)

DAT STORY TIEM is my Mafia catchphrase. Most games post a story for flavour, especially themed games. So every game I'm in, before the story, I say "DAT STORY TIEM" because it's story time.

STOP NINJA'ING ME BY GOD

[MrBump]

I say the him thing is ridiculous because you are FoS'ing me PURELY off that, and now voting off reasons I can't grasp the true form of.

[MrBump]

Stop saying "something seems off" etc. It's stupid. Nothing's off. I'm town trying to find scum. The more you use ridiculous arguments, both of you, the scummier look. It may look like OMGUS but seriously, it's annoying.

(ie: not commiting to anything, just posting random fluff/WIFOM)...
...somewhat representative of bump's play as a whole.

Thank you! What was that in aid of? You attacked my play yesterday despite the fact I basically single-handedly killed Gapoc. He only self-voted because of the wall. Do elaborate on why you seemingly think my play is random fluff.

[MrBump]

My unvote was because I didn't realise he was on zero votes. I said at the time, and still do, that I thought we were letting him start anew and rectify his mistakes.
I said already I'm incredibly pissed off. My English coursework decided it wanted to asplode and just ugh. Also every single game I'm in atm everyone wants to kill me for baaasically no fucking reason.

Sxy unvoted him too, and hopped on the wagon. Why are you tunnelling me, now?

"Oh I agree it's horrible, but it does seem somewhat representative of his posting style at times. Although that particular post is probably one of his worse."
What's that supposed to mean/who's it aimed at?

I get the feeling you two are ganging up on me when there's only one scum remaining which is just downright annoying.

I killed Gapoc, deal with it. He self-hammered because of my wall. That's me KILLING him. I did not say everyone sheeped me or something.
You're making a mountain out of a molehill here. And trying to make a case based off purely me unvoting.
The fact of the matter is, when I suggested you were Maf with Gapoc yesterday you got really, REALLY defensive with "If I was Maf, I would have had to do _____", which is what I'm doing now. Don't use your own argument against me.

[MrBump]

I decided to re-read Doros again after David said. That's basically what I said about Doros but on a less extreme level.

I agree with everything said by David. Doros is so scummy it's insane. I just thought it was being silly or something, but it practically has a flag waving saying "SUP BROS SCUM HERE".

VOTE: Doros
Inb4Isheepedorsomethinglikethat

[MrBump]

He didn't manipulate anything... That's the worst defence I've ever seen, Doros...
Also, don't quote a MASSIVE quote and reply with one line

Stefunny raises some great points, but I'd rather go with Doros today. I was suspicious of David's random change in play from nice and friendly to randomly pushing a lynch on me, and his play towards the end of D1.

Wait, hoooold the show.

He re-re-re-re-confirmed his Doros vote, right? He was like 100% certain. He swaps for basically no reason, then at the start of the today votes me. THEN he suddenly remembers "Shit, I'm suspicious of Doros" and makes a case on Doros. HMM.

TODAY WE LYNCH ONE OF THEM
THEN WE LYNCH THE OTHER
THEN WE WIN

[MrBump]

1) Vinoth was the person I was going to be voting today. He was my #1 pick for Gapoc's buddy, and definitely somoene i found scummy even if gapoc flipped town. Gapoc revealed him as town?? Are you joking??? He did no such thing. Vinoth appeared most likely to be gapoc's buddy to me, so i'm rather glad he was night killed personally. Vinoth would have been an EASY lynch to push for today, and one I was planning on initially pushing for if he was still alive.

Bull and shit, I made this exact argument and you didn't listen to it.

Is there a Cop in the house anywhere, btw? IMO Cop should claim right about now. I doubt scum will want to fakeclaim at this stage anyway.
Yeah, I thought everyone knew one scum was left.

the first of the newbie to actually post some original content, and an opinion that is their own.

Because of course, my entire case on Gapoc was just bullshit and copying you up 'till there (I'm pretty certain I was pushing the lynch at that point).

[MrBump]

I don't think Sxy has posted yet today, prod tiem?

Haylen, geezus. Not all our opinions are identical. Cop claims, we get an Inno/Guilty. If Cop is fake, we lynch them. Simple as. I'm using Epic Mafia logic which is basically COP CLAIMS D1 FOR DOC PROTECT GOGOGOGO

[MrBump]

Oh yeah, the Roleblocker.
Fuck, my bad >_<

[MrBump]

Never go to Epic Mafia then... It's basically SHEEP THE COP: THE GAME

[MrBump]

Parker is contradicting himself and being hypocritical. Meh, my latest posts have been shitty.

FoS's everyone. I FoS Doros for being the least ProTown player EVER and David for the case Stefunny posted.

[MrBump]

A whole night and no posts?
For shame, for shame. Everyone who didn't post on Page 17 is ConfScum. SOUND LOGIC!

[MrBump]

No, sacrificing two people. Vinoth just suggested killing us both because we were simply arguing. I'm suggesting killing you both because you're scummy.
And that quote didn't MEAN anything, he cut off the bottom as it was visible for all to see anyway. IIRC the whole quote was IN the post too.

Pre-Edit: We've all seen those questions though

[MrBump]

I take back my Page 17 comment.

[MrBump]

The only way that could be suspicious was if I was defending a scumbuddy, oh look, there's only one scum left.

Vinoth suggested sacrificing, you see.
Your quote about the questions was RIGHT ABOVE that, though, so it was pointless to quote it all.

I did say "IIRC".

Saying we're going to choose between two people merely because they are arguing is poor play. I want to lynch both of you because you are scummy. I'd rather go for you first, Doros, though =D

[MrBump]

Getting an Xbox 360 for my birthday (which is in a week's time but meh) today, so don't expect many posts =D xD

Sxy is scummy, sure, but Doros and David are worse. Looking forward to seeing your case laid out.

[MrBump]

As do I, that quote never rested well with me either.

[MrBump]

The only way that could be suspicious was if I was defending a scumbuddy, oh look, there's only one scum left.

Vinoth suggested sacrificing, you see.
Your quote about the questions was RIGHT ABOVE that, though, so it was pointless to quote it all.

I did say "IIRC".

Saying we're going to choose between two people merely because they are arguing is poor play. I want to lynch both of you because you are scummy. I'd rather go for you first, Doros, though =D

I wasn't familar with the term "IIRC." Anyways, yes, it started with Vinoth suggesting sacrificing, but it ended up with you making your proclamation:

Sacrificing two people MIGHT be necessary at a INCREDIBLY RARE time. It is not and never will be our first course of action.

and then to....

TODAY WE LYNCH ONE OF THEM
THEN WE LYNCH THE OTHER
THEN WE WIN

...in a very short period of time. How did it went from being "MIGHT be necessary at a INCREDIBLY RARE time" to now lynching one now and the other one later. It is very contradictory MrBump.

No.
You are missing the point.

I am not suggesting we sacrifice you because you're arguing. I'm saying lynch one of you because you're scummy. Vinoth was suggesting lynching us to find out if the other was Confirmed Mafia. Now, this would work if say, Gapoc and I had claimed Cop, as one of us was obviously Mafia then. But that did not happen.
I believe both of you to be scum, moreso you, Doros. I'm saying we should lynch one of you today then the other tomorrow as one of you is almost certainly the last scum.


Also ITT Doros once again completely ignores the gender issue.

[MrBump]

I never suggested sacrificing anyone, I said it was a BAD idea and Doros attacked me based on me being hypocritical and suggesting it later. Which I didn't.

WHY NO POSTS, EVERYONE?

[MrBump]

"You are smelling riper and riper like the rotting scum that floats in dirty harbour waters."

Sig'd.

[MrBump]

And Vittorio, and yourself

Doros has avoided the gender question again and again and again, even recently. It's like it just skips the posts entirely.

[MrBump]

It IS an issue because Gapoc slipped his partner was a guy, refusing to answer it makes me think you're the scumbuddy.

After looking at Doros's latest posts, I think it's just a really, really newbie town. The defence is so bad it's terribad, which is so terribad it's actually

good

if that makes sense.

UNVOTE: Doros
VOTE: DavidParker

And Doros, I know where you're coming from, but Vinoth suggested sacrificing us merely because we were ARGUING. I'm saying lynching of you was a good idea because you were likely to be scum

[MrBump]

Didn't realise my vote but DP at L-1(-ish).

UNVOTE: DavidParker, scared for a scum quickhammer.

1. Mr Bump, for wanting Doc to role claim, then quickly facepalming it, wanting to make sure we don't see it for the scum tactic it is. In fact, MrBump is behaving as erratically as Gapoc did, so I wonder, is this what happens when young players play scum?

I assume you mean Cop, right? I never asked Doc to claim.

Also, if you want to see how I play as scum, you can check Newbie 1045 (although I did terribad that game) (it's over now Haylen ). Werewolf X is a better choice but you need to be registered on the forum and accepted etc. etc. to see that. Bottom line is, I don't play anything like this as scum. Meta is bad to use, but I'm just saying because you thought I played like this as scum

It's times like these I hate I can't PM people about the game or anything >_>

[MrBump]

UNVOTE: DavidParker, scared for a scum quickhammer.

Doros's vote was counted, my bad.

VOTE: Da-

Wait, no, hold the show.

Doros, Stefunny's not going to help you learn how to SCUMHUNT. Firstly, it works differently for everybody. Secondly, it's something you have to work out yourself- Picking up on little things etc. Thirdly, STEFUNNY WAS SUSPICIOUS OF YOU. WHY WOULD SHE HELP YOU.

The second part of this post implies you think I am town and want me to rethink my stance and go after scummy characters (ie: stef). But, you are voting me. So why are you voting me if you think me to be town?

A WINNER IS YOU

VOTE: Doros
Doros was too scum to be scum, you could say, but Doros basically just slipped there.

@Doros, LEAVE THE SACRIFICE THING OH MY GOD. PEOPLE CHANGE OPINIONS. On the slim chance there IS a tomorrow (we're winning today bois), we're not going to lynch David in ten seconds flat or something.

[MrBump]

Stefunny just won the thread.
Well not really but it was a good post

Why isn't Doros dead yet?

[MrBump]

LEAVE
THE FUCKING
SACRIFICE THING
OH MY GOD
THAT IS MY OPINION

AND SAYING TO GO BACK AND LOOK FOR YOUR GENDER
WHICH YOU DIDN'T ANSWER
DOES NOT
FUCKING
COUNT
SXY DID EXACTLY THE SAME THING YET ONLY STEFUNNY IS SCUMMY- OH LOOK STEFUNNY IS VOTING YOU

MEGA ULTRA CHICKEN VOTE: DOROOOOOOOS

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Sorry, I think that's against the rules to post like that. But seriously, pay attention to the stuff in the post.
We are NOT quicklynching David tomorrow.

ALSO, you admitted to OMGUS (Oh My God U Suck). That's scummy as hell.

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Voting someone purely because they are voting you is super scummy. Your arguments are pretty awful.

Also, Sxy said exactly the same thing, but you didn't catch her out for not seeing it. Sure it was a way to test, but test what? It was a trick. It wasn't like that caught scum or anything, and you still completely ignored Sxy when she said she couldn't find it.

This is like arguing with a brick wall, I'm sorry, but my points just never ever get through to you. You also keep calling me scummy when I call you out on something >_>

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Wait, you say those are telling your gender? Oh my God wut is this.

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This thread needs moar lynching. Preferably Doros.

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too depressed to reply right now.

Sadface =(

On a completely different note...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEE etc. etc.

RIGHT. First off Doros, you're not dead yet. Pulling Gapoc's AtE "oh woe is me" strategy ain't gonna work.
Second, you dislike my playstyle, not my PLAY. I play like this. Deal with it.
Third, I'm done with the fucking sacrifice thing. Not even gonna bother continuing this argument.
Fourth, you never proved you were town at all, Doros. You posted a pile of stuff about how you're town, nosrsly you're town, really town etc. then posted arguments which have been covered a million times and don't make sense.
Fifth, why isn't Doros dead yet?

Oh and an extra sixth, FINAL FANTASY XIII IS MADE OF EPIC WIN. Got a 360 for my birthday and I've been playing it like 5 hours already

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OMGVITTORIOISSCUM

Best birthday present, lynching the scum 8D

Don't get why you said about the scum hammer, though. Still looking at DP tomorrow.
Just in case, everyone out FoS's now incase you die tonight. DP followed by Sxy. Vitorio kinda slipped with his Goon/Roleblocker thing but I believe his story for now.

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"Kinda slipped"

LRN2READ

Saying "You know I am town" is scummier than just not saying anything.

BUT ANYWAY. Let's not bicker in Dusk, we're just giving the scum ideas.

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Putting it bluntly;

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

I'm at a loss. Imma look back through yesterday to see if he hinted at anything.
WAIT A SECOND
/me remembers something suddenly

Vittorio softclaimed Doc all yesterday. Go check if you want. Methinks he was going to claim it last day and be like "I SOFTCLAIMED HURR DURR" and win.

VOTE: Vittorio

I would make a bigger post but dinner time

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He kept saying "I hope the Doc is on me" and reminding us about the setup, that it could have a Cop. Was a bit too quick though.

UNVOTE: Vittorio

Still not sure on Vittorio. I wonder if there was any breadcrumbing...

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I hate hate HATE your "I'm town, you know I am" thing. It seems like you're trying to manipulate us.

So we've gotten to the stage where I think basically everyone except maybe Stefunny has a chance of being scum. Superb.

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I mean Stefunny has a chance to, you know what I mean

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You shouldn't have to manipulate people if you're town. You should have to CONVINCE them.

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Needs moar posts.

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It seems like you're going that, but you shouldn't have to. I don't like the way those posts are made. If you tell a lie enough, it becomes reality...

Even still, I have no idea on who the scum is in this game. Did anyone get anything from David's posts on Day 2? Come to think of it the kills have been rather silly. Vinoth was killed Night 1- the scummiest player by far. Then David was killed Night 2- the NEXT scummiest player. The scum is playing badly from what I can see yet he/she's playing well enough to not be caught.

From the "he" slip it's 100% Vittorio FMPOV, but I'm doubting the legitimacy of that slip. I don't think Vitorio's 100% town by any stretch of the imagination. Atm I'll be honest, I'm thinking Sxy, then Vittorio, then Haylen and finally Stefunny. But I'm not confident enough for a lynch in anyone =/

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Exactly. If they were scummy, why kill them? Red herrings. It doesn't make sense

FMPOV = From My Point of View. IF the 'he' slip is genuine then you're the scum FMPOV, right?

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Well, MrBump was a Mr Man character so I couldn't have been Little Miss Bump, but yeah I'm male
FMPOV anyway it's you if the slip is real, and FYPOV it's me.

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Rule 14 and all that jazz. Rule 14 can go die.

Anyway, does anyone have any ideas on where to go from here?

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Getting played? How so?

Needs moar people

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^ Basically this. Vittorio comes into this game all guns blazing confident as all hell, with no suspicion on him. As soon as there's a shred of suspicion on him, he gets super defensive, panicky and keeps saying the whole "you know I'm town" thing. Tell a lie long enough, it becomes reality. I had a post written in my mind, but I had to brb and now I seem to have forgotten it. Bottom line, Vittorio is most likely scum.

VOTE: Vittorio

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Softclaiming Cop and breadcrumbing Doc? When the breadcrumbing happen?
Vittorio, claim, btw.

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Sexy appears to be dead.

Where's the defence, Vittorio? AtE is all you can do?

I was the first to vote you today and when Haylen brought up more evidence I had to go with it.

You claimed but said you didn't claim, I'm confuddled.

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Hmm. Well, I pushed Gapoc like hell for about eight pages, posted the gigantic wall to kill him, DIDN'T point out your Cop softclaims until the Cop died, generally acted ProTown the whole game and I've answered every argument against me well.

On the same hand lately I've developed something which is really, really annoying me. Any time I play as town and I think someone is scum I tunnel them incredibly. I've been right twice (Gapoc and someone from WWXI) but it just really annoys me, as everyone goes "TUNNELLER" and I turn into Scummy McScummerson. Also lately everyone finds me scummy and I ask "Why am I scummy?" and everyone says "Your PLAY is scummy!" which I really don't get. This second "paragraph" is mainly aimed at the SE's. What can I do to stop this? The first game ever played was by far and away my strongest game ever, even compared to ones on Epic Mafia, and lately I've just been playing so meh compared to then. Everyone finds me scummy and I tunnel everyone. Is there any advice you could give? =/

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Awwwww, why is this game still going?

A few things about your claim. The only thing weird is you said you had been a Town PR three times, then later only twice. Did you forget you're a "Town PR" this game? It's also kinda fishy that you happened to save the kills twice, and the scum managed to figure out you were the Doc. Actually, come to think of it, IF you're the Doc, SxyBeast is the RoleBlocker, right? How would Sxy work out you were Doc? Your breadcrumb was yesterday IIRC (and I'm kicking myself for not catching it, and smashing my head off the wall for David's), so how was Sxy work out you were the Doc?

However, on the same note, Sxy has been scummy all game and distanced herself from Gapoc repeatedly. At first I was willing to vote for Sxy and be done with it until I thought about your claim fully.

The "he" slip was obviously false, set up by Gapoc; good play, sir

I'm able to defend myself against everything you two try to throw at me. Tbh, Haylen always wins as Scum from what I can gather so she could easily be destroying us. The "two times" and "three times" slip sticks out to me. HOWEVER. IF Haylen was the scum, these kills would make no sense at all FHPOV. Why would she go after Vinoth, biggest red herring ever, then after David Parker, the next red herring? She DID catch his breadcrumb; but it was D1 so surely David would've died N1? Unless she didn't notice it until re-reading the thread?
The more I think about it, the more it looks like Haylen because everything just slots in a bit TOO well. I'm kinda working this out as this post is going along, so bear with me.



Let's think this one through fully. Everything is set up so perfectly for EndGame for her. She's ProTown all game, breadcrumbed the Doc claim, but it was her claim, just now which is giving me alarm bells.
First off, saying it's your third time being a Town PR in two years, then saying you've only been a Town PR twice- Wait, shit. You've only BEEN a Town PR twice. Disregard that.
Er, second, which is a lot more suspicious to me. NO ONE caught the Cop breadcrumb. I didn't and I SERIOUSLY doubt Sxy did (of course she'll say she didnt but yeah). David was almost certainly going to die the next day as he was a red herring again. Why would anyone kill him? Simple, they caught his breadcrumb.

The main reason I have little on Sxy here is because it's all been mentioned and she hasn't POSTED yet because she hardcore lurked as soon as her scumbuddy died.

(NOTE: This entire post I worked out stuff and said it while I went along, I work better like that for posting walls)

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Going for the very simple route, the kills don't make sense to be from Haylen, or if you're thinking I'M scum, from me, either.

Haylen, why choose to breadcrumb when you did?

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And by that I mean, IMMEDIATELY after David's death?

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OR you're the Goon and the setup just got 100% confirmed to be the Two Goons, One Cop setup so you claimed Doc because there would be no Counter Claims.

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Nope, trying to catch you out. It fits into both, though, and moreso into you being scum and bringing up the softclaim the last day. I'm willing to vote for both of you atm.

This thread needs moar Sxy.

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"Users browsing this forum: crazypianist1116, MrBump"

I'm noticing a missing name.

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Sxy, why do you think I'm scummy?

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Sxy's catchup post was fairly lacking in actual, y'know, content.

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I mean she did claim to be on them as doc so clearly she saw something that made her think town.

The Cop breadcrumb?

Bump I think ur scummy because of ur reactions. Every time someone tried to think u were scum u were like it can't be me because I lead on gapoc and leading on a person doesn't make u clear.

In fact I didn't do that. I said it maybe once or twice.

y did u join haylen so easily on d3 with the VS lynch? To me it was clear that he was town and that maf needed to eliminate him. So I have to figure did maf boldly lead the lynch or did they sit back and join in hoping another townie would hammer.

If you notice I voted VS the second Day 3 started but then stopped because I was a big too quick to go into a lynch. When Haylen decided VS was a good lynch I decided to go back with my original vote.

I especially tried to distance myself from gapoc because i had a very good feeling that he was maf...
...i didn't hammer

Miss, thou art fail.

I also only technically lurked because I had no time to play as i have stated an unreasonable amount of times and ppl still don't seem to listen.

Then don't sign up, I don't have much time either. The time I do have I post skullcrushing walls

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Because you can't lynch someone with one vote.

Yes, I did, I've had a Spanish GCSE (which I did today) so I've been studying hard for a long time

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If you don't mind, could you post more about said post? At a later date if you want, but I don't get you atm.

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Oooohhhh, I get you.

I'm tempted to vote Sxy now. Your explanation for you breadcrumbing when you did isn't very believable, sorry, Haylen. HOWEVER, Sxy knows TOO much about the kills. DP was ObvTown to YOU so was an obvious kill? Sxy, FYPOV, the scum is either me or Haylen. DP was practically ConfScum FMPOV, Haylen said she knew he was Cop from the breadcrumb. So she would have killed him N1. Or maybe she was waiting for EndGame?
Actually come to think of it that's an insanely risky plan. One Mafia left, she knows who the Cop is, why would she WAIT to kill him? Unless she didn't pick it up D1?
Sxy however knows TOO much about the kills.
The point we're also missing is that the "Role blocks" weren't random.
Okay, I admit, the first one was probably/certainly random to an extent.
However, then its Night 3 and there's four people left. Sxy, the RoleBlocker, Stefunny, the killed, Haylen and me. Now, Sxy knows there's a Doc. Which out of us is more likely to be the Doc from playstyle?

I would be voting Sxy now but Haylen's breadcrumb SCREAMS Goon and her saves are a little TOO convenient.
Can both of you post views on everyone?

Oh, and I'm guessing Sxy DOESN'T CC Doc then?

OH SHIT I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING
The way Haylen got all annoyed and voted VS when she thought VS breadcrumbed Doc.

The nail's going in your coffin, Sxy...

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Not always. If your vote is actually going to get someone lynched somewhere else, it's more useful there. If you think they're scum, of course.

Also, Sxy, you quoted Haylen's post but not mine just before it. Thoughts? Also;

Can both of you post views on everyone?

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Er, it wasn't as big as I remember it being but it's this post here.

Speak my mind. I have done so all game. You in that post have basically posted evidence already pointed out (which isn't bad as there isn't much). I changed vote because I wasn't 100% sure. Even lynching I was 90% sure.

Why would Haylen claim yesterday? Hell, claiming would look WORSE.
"Yeah, 'sup, I'm claiming because the Cop died. I'm ConfTown now, right?" No, she's ConfScum if she does that
Mafia tries to appear ProTown. They don't just say "Oh yeah um idk about those kills er random yeah" because that looks scummy. They try to provide reasoning. Unfortunately you supplied TOO much reasoning, Sxy.

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My codes suck.

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Urgh, stupid SQL errors last night, Mafiascum was down.

How do you mean by that?

This thread needs moar Haylen.

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First, this post confirms I am town.

Second, explain the slip a bit more?

Third, SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK

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Hurr durr, I set myself up for that one so I deserved it.

That's not an obvious slip IMO, saying the longer version would've been strange.

I really want to vote Sxy now.

But I'm not 100% sure.

Sxy gets one more post to convince me otherwise

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...I am getting bored waiting. I have to tidy my room, write another chapter for lolfanfic, play a bit more Final Fantasy (360 IS BETTER THAN PS3 HURR DURR) then I'll vote Sxy. Fair enough?

(On an unrelated note PS3 is actually better atm because it actually has somegaems, but my friends have 360 so it was like yeah. Plus Halo Reach is surprisingly awesome seeing how I hate FPS's)

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This game has gone on too long. If Haylen's scum, she did really, REALLY good. I just wish I wasn't so quick to lynch Doros and Vittorio, and instead lynched Sxy at the start...

VOTE: SxyBeast

For the last time this game;

DAT STORY TIEM

I hope to God I'm right or I will be very disappointed. And you won't like it when I'm disappointed.

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I fucking hate my life.

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It SCREAMED Goon for God's sake! Why were you scummy, Sxy? D=

I get the feeling everyone's going to blame me or something.

ALSO, I just picked up on this. When I posted confirming I was town, surely Sxy was Confscum from Haylen's point of view? Yet she didn't mention it.


I am so unbelievably pissed off that we caught scum Day 1 and still lost. That's a record of two wins, two losses for me; and one of those wins I died N1 ;_;

Oh, and the main reason I hammered was because I'm WAY over my head with games. I signed up for WWXII, in SHM6, Open 288 and this as well and I have y'know WORK to do so I couldn't keep up with it all. You may have noticed my play going from relatively good on D1 to completely shit D2-now. Urgh.

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Zach is the best mod ever fyi.

I look forward to playing with you all again (Y)

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This is my second Newbie game scum have won. Is the setup a bit too scum-sided or something? I've rarely seen town win, seeing how it's up to a bunch of Newbies to catch two scum out of eight choices (for them)... But meh. I should have lynched Haylen when she made her breadcrumbing claim which slapped me in the face with a sign saying "Goon"

Pre-Edit: Fuck off =D

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I KNOW I lynched the wrong person. Obviously the hammer was my fault, it was hardly anyone else's. When did I say "This is how I play" or anything like that? I'm sorry, WHEN THE SHIT DID ANY OF THIS HAPPEN?

I hope I never have to play with you again, you spiteful (insert swear word here) >_>

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Haylen was the best scum I've ever seen play a game. If you hadn't breadcrumbed when you did tbh I would've lynched Sxy way faster purely because you were so ProTown. I hate being given the hammer.

I am deeply sorry Vittorio for making a mistake because we all know your play is 100% perfect. Seriously, I'm really pissed off right now. Call me a child or w/e, I don't care. I'm quitting for Mafia for a while except maybe one game because Mafia itself is just making me so angry, and being told my play for a two-month game completely sucked is really not what I needed.

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360 is a pretty cool guy, eh has no gaems and doesn't afraid of anything.

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POKEMON!

I love RPGs in general, but my favourite types of games are retro action games like Super Mario Bros, Mega Man and my favourite game evar Zelda: A Link to the Past. Thank God my mum bought a SNES xD

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That was just a link to the same page again

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Loss was my fault for not lynching Haylen the second she made the most opportunistic breadcrumbs and claims of all time. Gapoc's "he" slip was deviously clever.

I didn't get the specific part of the page, it just came up at the top and didn't change from that position for me

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What Doros said at the end

I want to be Mafia again because being town frustrates me too much. I love being Mafia because I feel in control, and when I don't feel in control of a game I usually start doing bad. The worst part though is when I get TOO much control of the game (D4) I usually get too cocky and fail horribly.

Someone once told me that when going to hammer on LYLO, hammer the exact opposite person as you would normally. It must work, I ALWAYS hammer wrong on Epic Mafia, and here too xD

Well played Gapoc, that slip annoyed me the whole game and largely attributed to my Vittorio vote >_>