Blitz 10: Lawless (Canceled)

Ranger · Post Post #13 (isolation #0) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 7:32 pm

No way. I refuse to let Firebringer be lynched; this wagon absolutely sucks.

VOTE: Rubidium.

3dicerolling and Rubidium are scum together, I'm betting.

Ranger · Post Post #17 (isolation #1) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 7:36 pm

Hmm...maybe this is a better vote?

VOTE: SnarkySnowman.

Ranger · Post Post #20 (isolation #2) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 7:41 pm

VOTE: TheLhix.

Ranger · Post Post #37 (isolation #3) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 8:51 pm

VOTE: Firebringer.

Best vote.

Ranger · Post Post #39 (isolation #4) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 8:52 pm

This guy is definately working with people to take over the town! Always see him hanging out at the casino with his "buddies."

*She.

But I'm just your friendly neighborhood Veteran, baiting the nightkill.

Ranger · Post Post #42 (isolation #5) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 8:54 pm

Firebringer wrote:Lynching the scumMayor is such a scum thing to do.

I know, right? I'm totally climbing the ranks the only way I know how: lynching everyone positioned above me. ;)

Ranger · Post Post #44 (isolation #6) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 8:56 pm

Firebringer wrote:Will you be my mistress.
Every good villian needs one

On the condition that I get to be the mistress who, quite literally, stabs you in the back. ;D

Ranger · Post Post #47 (isolation #7) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:00 pm

aphix wrote:Trying way too hard to look scummy.

Or maybe that's just what I WANT you to think.

Ranger · Post Post #50 (isolation #8) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:03 pm

So's this:
VOTE: Vonythan.

Ranger · Post Post #52 (isolation #9) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:04 pm

Oh, crud, quality posting!
On a pagetop!

Ranger · Post Post #55 (isolation #10) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:05 pm

ika wrote:PEDIT: FUCK YOU

Yes, please!

...What, Firebringer? Never said we were in a committed relationship. ;)

Ranger · Post Post #58 (isolation #11) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:07 pm

Rubidium wrote:Is Ranger the jester?

If I was the Jester, I'm pretty sure I'm the worst jester EVER, since it's looking at this point I'm never getting lynched and probably getting nightkilled.

LolWHOOPS.

Ranger · Post Post #60 (isolation #12) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:08 pm

Firebringer wrote:Why would scum be in a committed relationship?

Exactly! So I can get all the action I want, from anyone!

Ranger · Post Post #62 (isolation #13) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:11 pm

Huh. Just looked at the role list and realized there actually is, explicitly, a jester in the game.

Weird, that.

Ranger · Post Post #63 (isolation #14) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:12 pm

Rubidium wrote:So Ranger, why do you like voting a bunch of people? Is it FOR SCIENCE?

I'm like a lyncher for everyone. I need you all lynched, no offense, so I need to vote ya off one by one.

Ranger · Post Post #67 (isolation #15) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:15 pm

You know what would make this game even more lulzy is if there was a mason recruiter who could recruit anyone except the mafia, triad, neutral killing roles, and cult, which kills the cult.

I realize that's most of the roles in the game, but it'd still be fun all the same to have it messing with us even more.

Ah, well. Will have to live with Veteran alone for now.

Ranger · Post Post #69 (isolation #16) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:16 pm

Yeah, it's pretty harmless.

Ranger · Post Post #71 (isolation #17) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:17 pm

Mostly harmless, pretty harmless, same thing.

Ranger · Post Post #74 (isolation #18) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:18 pm

And, Firebringer, as your mistress, I hereby challenge you to a post-off: whoever ends the day phase with the most posts wins!

So far, I'm in the lead, but can I keep it? Only YOU know!

Ranger · Post Post #78 (isolation #19) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:19 pm

The line between town and scum is pretty blurry here.
But do you think Vonythan needs a defense team?

Ranger · Post Post #81 (isolation #20) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:20 pm

Rubidium wrote:Ranger, enlighten me on your science-sounding name, avatar, and signature.

It's actually based off of an in-joke, so I'm probably not the sciency type that you'd expect.

Ranger · Post Post #84 (isolation #21) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:21 pm

Vonythan wrote:Oh you naive fools.

Well I know you're trying, but here we are SUCCEEDING. ;)

Ranger · Post Post #86 (isolation #22) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:22 pm

Ranger = science-sounding

It really does, when you think about it!

Ranger · Post Post #90 (isolation #23) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:23 pm

Firebringer wrote:The line is not blurry their iso nly two kinds of people in the world:
Scum
And people who have yet to figure out they are scum

Okay, then I'm a dirty scumbag who has been filled with filth from the very moment I set foot on earth, since I know exactly how deplorable I am. :D

Ranger · Post Post #91 (isolation #24) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:23 pm

Vonythan wrote:Good luck to you.

Pfft, luck? This is all skill, man.

Ranger · Post Post #93 (isolation #25) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:24 pm

Firebringer wrote:Book reading is for town players.

Yeah, I know, right?

We're the scum of the earth, we watch TV!

Ranger · Post Post #95 (isolation #26) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:24 pm

Firebringer wrote:Scum just like causing chaos.

Yep, we relish in it.

Ranger · Post Post #97 (isolation #27) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:25 pm

Vonythan wrote:Into the trash you go.

With proud honor!

Ranger · Post Post #98 (isolation #28) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:25 pm

Firebringer wrote:Stop it, thats bedroom talk.
You are distracting me.

Exactly as planned. ;)

Ranger · Post Post #100 (isolation #29) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:26 pm

Firebringer wrote:At least I am a better scum player than you.

And me better than you! :D

Ranger · Post Post #101 (isolation #30) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:26 pm

Rubidium wrote:Wait, what am I deciding again?

The FATE OF THE UNIVERSE...as viewed by one player we'd like to lynch.

Ranger · Post Post #102 (isolation #31) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:27 pm

Firebringer wrote:I think you should be fine, you are obviously a shark Rubidium.

Yeah, don't you know all Sharks are good at law?

Trufax.

Ranger · Post Post #106 (isolation #32) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:28 pm

Vonythan wrote:Idk you seem like some newbie trash who joined a couple months ago.

That's funny coming from someone who joined only 12 days ago!

Ranger · Post Post #108 (isolation #33) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:28 pm

Firebringer wrote:I must wait until you are asleep ranger

Oh, good luck with that. It's gonna be a LONG while... >:D

Ranger · Post Post #111 (isolation #34) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:29 pm

Firebringer wrote:to spam this thread to oblivion so you can't win the election for mayor.

You know, the funny thing about being your mistress is that I know your plans but you don't know mine! I've anticipated this, and have put into motion a counter-plan... ;)

Ranger · Post Post #113 (isolation #35) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:31 pm

Firebringer wrote:Says the person who joined a week ago.

Careful, there, Firebringer. You better get your facts straight, or else your mistress is going to surpass you. It's closer to TWO weeks.

Ranger · Post Post #115 (isolation #36) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:31 pm

Firebringer wrote:Policy Lynch Vonythan, for disgracing Ythans good name and reputation with a close enough name to his.

Agreed, and add in the disgrace of shaming vonflare, too!

Ranger · Post Post #118 (isolation #37) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:32 pm

Bowser wrote:I can agree to that.

VOTE: Vonythan

If you don't think that I've got my eye on you, you're wrong.
I'm watchin' you, buddy.

Firebringer is MINE to kill, not YOURS.

Ranger · Post Post #121 (isolation #38) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:33 pm

Rubidium wrote:Though I shouldn't be in water unless I want to explode...

Explosions are good!

Ranger · Post Post #123 (isolation #39) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:33 pm

Rubidium wrote:I didn't sign up for this q.q

You lying scumbag. We ALL did!

Ranger · Post Post #125 (isolation #40) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:34 pm

Firebringer wrote:Careful sweetie, getting facts right makes you look townie. Wouldn't want that, would we?

Pfft, all part of my plan to avoid the nightkill!

Ranger · Post Post #127 (isolation #41) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:34 pm

HA! GOT ANOTHER ONE!

Ranger · Post Post #129 (isolation #42) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:35 pm

Vonyflare wrote:Man all these newbies and then Bowser who's apparently been here fix years but I've seen zero times.

Realtalk, my mafia experience is probably almost on the same level as yours game-wise and year-wise.

Ranger · Post Post #130 (isolation #43) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:36 pm

Firebringer wrote:You a self hating newbie too?

Pfft, I outgrew angst of self-hate ages ago!

Ranger · Post Post #133 (isolation #44) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:36 pm

Vonyflare wrote:You a tulpa?

No u.

Ranger · Post Post #137 (isolation #45) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:37 pm

Firebringer wrote:Whats a tulpa?
I don't read, so I obviously don't know what that is.

Something we shouldn't discuss in this game unless we're actually going to discuss it seriously.

Because, well, you know.

You don't go spamming the game with a

joke

about tulpa. That's what a NORMAL game is for.

Ranger · Post Post #139 (isolation #46) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:38 pm

Bowser wrote:mine?

No, mine!

Ranger · Post Post #140 (isolation #47) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:38 pm

Firebringer wrote:Is it weird that the thought of you stabbing me with a knife repeatedly gets me going?

Well the thought of brutally murdering you turns

me

on, so it's certainly no surprise.

Ranger · Post Post #143 (isolation #48) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:39 pm

Bowser wrote:i could set fire to you now for stealing pagetop.

You could, but I come prepared: I'm fireproof! :D

Ranger · Post Post #147 (isolation #49) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:40 pm

Vonythan wrote:Yeah but there's a vast gulf between us that your experience won't help you cross.

Indeed there is:
I'm better. ;)

Ranger · Post Post #150 (isolation #50) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:41 pm

Firebringer wrote:Mistress Ranger I would be careful not to get him in a happy mood.

But happiness is F U N!

Ranger · Post Post #153 (isolation #51) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:41 pm

DANG, I'm good.

Ranger · Post Post #155 (isolation #52) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:42 pm

Vonythan wrote:If it gets you going out of this thread then I'm all for it.

Pfft, if one of us gets driven out, it sure as heck isn't gonna be Firebringer.

Ranger · Post Post #157 (isolation #53) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:42 pm

Firebringer wrote:lol are you ETLs alt?

No, Firebringer.

I

am ETL's alt.

Ranger · Post Post #158 (isolation #54) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:43 pm

Firebringer wrote:I never did ;(

VOTE: Firebringer
YOU ARE UNFIT TO BE MAYOR!

Ranger · Post Post #160 (isolation #55) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:43 pm

Firebringer wrote:You are such a hot thief.

Indeed I am. I steal everything. Including your heart. ;)

Ranger · Post Post #163 (isolation #56) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:44 pm

Firebringer wrote:I bet we can get 3-4 people to replace out, just by sheer annoyance of us Ranger lol

All according to plan!

Ranger · Post Post #165 (isolation #57) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:44 pm

Vonythan wrote:How many tulpas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More than you have!

Ranger · Post Post #167 (isolation #58) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:45 pm

Bowser wrote:Vonythan is clearly being so scummy he's town.

NOT a scumperson

kill it

My point exactly!

Ranger · Post Post #168 (isolation #59) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:45 pm

Vonythan is clearly the Jester, though.
We should lynch them anywayz.

Ranger · Post Post #170 (isolation #60) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:46 pm

Vonythan wrote:Just four? Why not go for a personal record.

My record's something like twelve.

Ranger · Post Post #171 (isolation #61) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:47 pm

Firebringer wrote:Agreed.

Indeed!

Of course, I can't back that up with a vote because that would be a TOWN thing to do.

Ranger · Post Post #175 (isolation #62) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:48 pm

Firebringer wrote:Whats yours?

Abandoned game?

Done that multiple times!

At least three, in fact.

All me.

Ranger · Post Post #176 (isolation #63) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:48 pm

AND AGAIN I HAVE MY PRIZE!

Ranger · Post Post #178 (isolation #64) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:48 pm

(This time I intentionally waited!)

Ranger · Post Post #180 (isolation #65) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:49 pm

Vonythan wrote:come say that to my face in real life motherfucker

Give me your address and I will!

Ranger · Post Post #181 (isolation #66) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:49 pm

Firebringer wrote:if you were ETL you would be spending pages upon pages of asking me to leave the game.

WHAT? Me CONSTANTLY SCREAMING ABOUT PLOTTING YOUR DEMISE doesn't count?!?

Ranger · Post Post #182 (isolation #67) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:50 pm

Firebringer wrote:You are so hot right now.

Yes, I am; you'd know, as a bringer of fire!

Ranger · Post Post #184 (isolation #68) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:50 pm

Vonythan wrote:VOTE: Firebringer

Such a town thing to do.

Ranger · Post Post #185 (isolation #69) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:51 pm

Bowser wrote:also thank god for this game.

If you don't believe in god, you can always thank the next-best thing: the mod!

Thank you, ika!

Ranger · Post Post #187 (isolation #70) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:52 pm

Bowser wrote:being stressed as hell is not a scum thing

Well normally it is, not this game!

Ranger · Post Post #190 (isolation #71) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:52 pm

Bowser wrote:p-edit: can we please destroy vonythan?

Yes.

Ranger · Post Post #192 (isolation #72) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:53 pm

Bowser wrote:insulting other people is not a scum thing

Actually, it is!

Ranger · Post Post #194 (isolation #73) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:53 pm

(It's just that Vonythan's insults are meant to FAKE being a scum thing!)

Ranger · Post Post #198 (isolation #74) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:54 pm

Firebringer wrote:I know? Its so townie, it makes me sick.

SICKNESS IS NOT SOMETHING BEFITTING A MAYOR!

VOTE: Vonythan.
KILL FIREBRINGER WITH WATER!

Ranger · Post Post #200 (isolation #75) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:54 pm

Err, I mean,
LYNCH FIREBRINGER,
VOTE: Vonythan.

Ranger · Post Post #202 (isolation #76) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:55 pm

AND HERE I GO AGAIN!

Ranger · Post Post #203 (isolation #77) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:55 pm

Dang, I'm good at this.

Ranger · Post Post #205 (isolation #78) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:55 pm

Firebringer wrote:His record is a whole game of 30.

I'm still better.

Ranger · Post Post #208 (isolation #79) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:56 pm

Vonythan wrote:It's like an irritating fan club.

Nah.

Just an irritating club. ;)

Ranger · Post Post #210 (isolation #80) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:57 pm

Firebringer wrote:Its town of you not to vote conf town.

What do you take me for, some sort of lousy busser?
I'm scum all the way for it!

Ranger · Post Post #211 (isolation #81) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:57 pm

Firebringer wrote:You are so town right now Ranger that you make me sick.

I WILL SHOVE MY TOWNNESS DOWN YOUR THROAT SO IT SUFFOCATES YOU.

Ranger · Post Post #214 (isolation #82) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:58 pm

Bowser wrote:getting rid of a town player is actually a scum thing to do

Good point, let's follow it!
VOTE: Bowser.

Ranger · Post Post #217 (isolation #83) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:59 pm

Firebringer wrote:Nope. Try again.

You will die a horribly painful death full of agony.

Ranger · Post Post #218 (isolation #84) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 9:59 pm

Firebringer wrote:[Can I tape this?

Only on the condition that I get to tape our sex session.

Ranger · Post Post #221 (isolation #85) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:00 pm

Oops. Typo.

Firebringer wrote:Can I tape this?

Same as above:
If you get yours, I get mine. I want to tape us having sex.

Ranger · Post Post #223 (isolation #86) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:01 pm

Firebringer wrote:You can be called "Firetaker" from now on

Yep, I take the fire out of people!

Ranger · Post Post #225 (isolation #87) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:01 pm

Vonythan wrote:Drink it in.

I will gladly drink any substance.

Ranger · Post Post #226 (isolation #88) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:02 pm

I DIDN'T EVEN INTEND FOR THAT ONE TO HAPPEN!

Ranger · Post Post #227 (isolation #89) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:02 pm

But look, there it was!

Ranger · Post Post #229 (isolation #90) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:02 pm

I really am good at this thing, aren't I?

Ranger · Post Post #233 (isolation #91) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:03 pm

Firebringer wrote:Very impressive, you would make a fine scumMayor.

Why yes, yes I will, I'm such a scumbag.

Ranger · Post Post #235 (isolation #92) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:03 pm

Firebringer wrote:Too bad I am not resigning.

Who said anything about resigning... >:D

Ranger · Post Post #238 (isolation #93) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:04 pm

Vonythan wrote:Quality posting Firebringer.

Yes, it was.
LYNCH FIREBRINGER FOR QUALITY POSTING!

VOTE: Vonythan.

Ranger · Post Post #240 (isolation #94) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:05 pm

Firebringer wrote:I am still waiting for any quality posts by yourself.

They're all over the place, which is why Vonythan needs death!

Ranger · Post Post #241 (isolation #95) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:05 pm

Vonythan wrote:Who am I insulting?

Nobody in my book; that's the problem!

Ranger · Post Post #245 (isolation #96) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:06 pm

Firebringer wrote:Vonythan can't even insult anyone properly.
He thinks calling someone a Tulpa is a good insult.

So bad.

Agreed.

WAIT, AGREEING MEANS THE PERSON I'M AGREEING TO MUST BE TOWN.
THEREFORE, FIREBRINGER IS UNFIT TO LEAD.

Ranger · Post Post #247 (isolation #97) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:07 pm

Vonythan wrote:The funny thing is you literally are.

No problem with that!

Ranger · Post Post #251 (isolation #98) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:07 pm

Bowser wrote:not in this game, ranger. he's ugly town.

I do not understand these words!

Ranger · Post Post #253 (isolation #99) » Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:08 pm

Bowser wrote: calling someone a trash newbie is so town it fucking hurts. pls die

Exactly!

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:09 pm

Firebringer wrote:Vonythan must die, we can't have his town self in this game a minute longer.

No arguments here!

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:09 pm

Vonythan wrote:Even if I got lynched today this is a priceless post that makes this all worthwhile.

Yes, then go get to lynching yourself.

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:10 pm

Firebringer wrote:Ranger, you can be my 'Firetaker'

YOU'RE REPEATING YOURSELF, YOU ARE UNFIT TO BE A TRUE MAYOR!

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:11 pm

Firebringer wrote:I am glad I helped you enjoy this game

BEING GLAD TO HELP A PLAYER ENJOY THE GAME IS SUCH A TOWN THING TO DO!

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:11 pm

Firebringer wrote:no be purged for not being scum enough!

Yeah, Vonythan can go die now.

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:12 pm

Vonythan wrote:Lol are you including yourself in this discussion now.

You're JUST now figuring this out?

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:12 pm

(AKA, YES!)

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:13 pm

Firebringer wrote:You don't have any townieness in your whole body.

I BLEED TOWNNESS OUT OF EVERY PORE OF MY BODY!

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:14 pm

Firebringer wrote:So you were bussying me?

No, that's just what I

want

people to think!

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:15 pm

Firebringer wrote:I ain't your mafia/triad buddy

'Course not! As the town veteran, I'm all solo!

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:16 pm

Firebringer wrote:My ally is 3dice.

LIAR. You're in BED with 3dice, your ally is ika. I'm your mistress, I know!

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:17 pm

Bowser wrote:someone do a scum thing like make an unofficial votecount

SCUM?

Pftt, that's so ridiculously town I'd NEVER consider doing it.

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:17 pm

Bowser wrote:vony, dont think this is a chance for you to redeem yourself. you lost that chance

No, let him redeem himself.
Redemption is such a town thing to do.

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:18 pm

Firebringer wrote:You mean ecstasy right?

No, that's how you live!

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:18 pm

All I

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:18 pm

Wanna do is

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:19 pm

live in ecstasy

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:19 pm

I know what's best for me

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:19 pm

I can't help it

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:19 pm

It's this hopeless itch

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:19 pm

I just wanna feel

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:20 pm

(AND, YES, I GOT ANOTHER!)

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:21 pm

Firebringer wrote:When you start stabbing me with that knife. It will be bliss.

No, the first stab of the knife will be to your spine; it'll sever your ability to feel all the stabs after that.

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:22 pm

Vonnythan wrote:I had this open if you actually want it.

Vonythan: firebringer, Bowser 2
firebringer: 3dicerolling, Vonythan 2
3dicerolling: thelhix 1
lane0168: SnarkySnowman 1
ranger: aphix 1
aphix: Rubidium 1
Bowser: ranger 1

not voting: Flubbernugget, netherspite, xkfyu, farside22, TheDominator37

Wanna bet all the town have already posted?

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:22 pm

'Cause I'm a betting gal.

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:23 pm

Firebringer wrote:I already have tapes of that. Want one?

HOW CAN THERE BE TAPES OF ME HAVING SEX THAT I AM NOT AWARE OF?!?

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:24 pm

Vonythan wrote:When did this site get full of guro shitposters.

When did it NOT have any?

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:24 pm

Firebringer wrote:Look at my join date.

Thats when.

Pfft, you give too much credit to yourself.

Everyone knows

I'm

the reason the site's so bad.

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:25 pm

Firebringer wrote:I know this is a true statement, seen it first hand

Yeah, I devoured that arsenic you tried to poison me with.

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:26 pm

Vonythan wrote:No MS hasn't gone downhill at all.

What, this is downhill?

Since WHEN?

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:27 pm

Bowser wrote:>____>

<_<

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:27 pm

Firebringer wrote:Vonythan what site you originally from?

HOW DARE YOU ASK SOMEONE WHERE THEY ARE FROM!
THAT IS A QUESTION RESERVED ONLY FOR TOWN!!!

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:28 pm

Also, thanks for giving me another one! :D

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:28 pm

Seriously, I can't believe how many I've gotten.

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:28 pm

You're literally handing them out to me. :P

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:29 pm

Firebringer wrote:You play lots of mafia, right?

Pfft, everyone knows playing mafia's for TOWN.

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:31 pm

Vonythan wrote:Speak up I can't understand you.

HE SAID, "VONYTHAN, WHAT SITE YOU ORIGINALLY FROM?
YOU PLAY LOTS OF MAFIA, RIGHT?"

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:32 pm

Firebringer wrote:I am elected for life and death, I left a good last will to direct scumsville from my passing for years to come sweetie.

Oh, I'm not going to

murder

you.

I'm just going to leave you in a state where you wish I had.

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:33 pm

Firebringer wrote:I am not speaking tho, I am typing.

TELLING THE TRUTH IS FOR TOWN, YOU DISGRACE.

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:34 pm

Firebringer wrote:Do you want me to type louder?

Works for me!

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:34 pm

Firebringer wrote:I don't have a magnifying glass sweetie.

Pfft, examining things closely is for TOWN.

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:35 pm

Firebringer wrote:He insults scumsville by being so fricking town.

FIREBRINGER, STOP COMPLIMENTING HIS ABILITY TO TELL AN INSULT!

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:36 pm

Vonythan wrote:You'll never amount to anything in life.

I REPEAT: TELLING THE TRUTH IS SUCH A TOWN THING TO DO.

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:36 pm

...

Oops.

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:37 pm

Firebringer wrote:Ranger sweetie, I was elected mayor by popular vote page 2.

ONLY BECAUSE YOU TAMPERED WITH THE VOTES MORE THAN I COULD!

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:38 pm

Firebringer wrote:You lost the election, get over it.

Getting over it would be town.
No, as scum, my duty is to be under it the whole time.

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:39 pm

Vonythan wrote:idk man idk

UNINFORMED

majority

MINORITY! LYNCH WITH FIRE!

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:40 pm

Vonythan wrote:Hey can we get someone in here this commoner is addressing me directly.

Pfft, knowing your place is such a town thing.

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:41 pm

Vonythan wrote:I haven't noticed you before.

Exactly as planned...

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:42 pm

[quote="Bowser"[said the townie

(#267)[/quote] YOU TAKE THAT BACK, YOUNG SIR!

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:42 pm

Err...

Bowser wrote:said the townie

(#267)

YOU TAKE THAT BACK, SIR!

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:43 pm

Also, thanks again, Bowser!

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:43 pm

You just gave me another!

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:44 pm

Bowser wrote:im bored so i might sleep soon

SLEEP IS FOR THE TOWN!

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:44 pm

Vonythan wrote:How many hundreds of pages of the same joke every post are we in for?

As many as we can without getting forcibly ejected!
...Maybe then some!

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:46 pm

Vonythan wrote:So do we go straight to the spam thread or

This

is

the spam thread.
Didn't you get the memo?

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:47 pm

Vonythan wrote:Then what is even the point?

My personal satisfaction is the suffering of a slow death to everyone around me.

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:47 pm

Vonythan wrote:Mod I feel like I should poke you before I go drop a post in the spam thread about this flooding.

Pfft, complaining about spam in a game like this is such a town thing to do.

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:48 pm

Bowser wrote:<______>

>_<

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:49 pm

Bowser wrote:im gonna steal page top one day

But not today!
Today's my day. ;)

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:49 pm

I'll probably relinquish my day eventually, but right now, it's MINE.

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:50 pm

Firebringer wrote:I am going to bed, come to be Ranger.

I'm actually in bed right now, I'm just hanging above you.
You should know by now I'm not exactly gonna let you be a dom.

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:51 pm

Bowser wrote:fuck you.

Yes, please.
I'm almost finished with Firebringer, I need another good go.

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:53 pm

Firebringer wrote:Put away the computer its sex time.

I'm good at multitasking. I can sex you up WHILE being on the computer. It's actually kinda relaxing.

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:54 pm

Bowser wrote:ofuckyou

You know my answer is an excited yes!

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:55 pm

Bowser wrote:wtf did i just read

The beginning of a really wonderful slash-fic.

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:55 pm

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 10:56 pm

Dang, I'm good. I have nearly three times the number of posts of anyone else right now.

And most of the page tops.

Feeling rather comfortable with where I am right now.

Ranger · Wed Nov 25, 2015 11:03 pm

Bowser wrote:bragging is so scum

Exactly!

Ranger · Thu Nov 26, 2015 10:00 am

TheLhix wrote:I feel like ranger might be town.

No, I assure you, activity is a scumtell!

Ranger · Thu Nov 26, 2015 10:01 am

3dice wrote:I actually kind of want to lynch Firebringer and ranger if they're just going to spam thread the whole time.

Go ahead, just make sure it's Firebringer first; I'm a lyncher for Fire, obv.

Ranger · Thu Nov 26, 2015 10:02 am

3dice wrote:16 pages of nothingness. (And yes I read it)

And I'm proud of it!

Ranger · Thu Nov 26, 2015 10:04 am

TheLhix wrote:I cant differentiate which one I think is more likely town vet

Well if it helps, I've flat-out claimed to be the town veteran several times.
And yet, people seem to think I'm joking.

Ranger · Thu Nov 26, 2015 10:05 am

TheLhix wrote:I think we are boring the fuck outta ika

You, maybe.
Me? Nah, this is the show he wants!

Ranger · Thu Nov 26, 2015 10:06 am

ika wrote:PM me for details

No, I insist on visiting you. ;)

Ranger · Thu Nov 26, 2015 10:07 am

Snarky wrote:They may be active but they're saying pretty much nothing.

Oi! I have

so

said plenty!
Like that I'm the town veteran, don't forget that!

Ranger · Thu Nov 26, 2015 10:10 am

farside22 wrote:I think theLynx is the vet.

He can't be, because I am!

VOTE: Vonythan.
I'm CCing!

Ranger · Thu Nov 26, 2015 10:12 am

TheLhix wrote:How do you feel exactly, about a fire/ranger lynch?

The bonding would certainly be appropriate!

Ranger · Thu Nov 26, 2015 10:13 am

Flubbernugget wrote:I get that Firebringer likes to troll but he was still scumhunting in blitz 1.

Scumhunting is such a town thing to do, though.

The scum thing to do is white knighting! :P

Ranger · Thu Nov 26, 2015 10:14 am

Speaking of...GET YER HANDS OFF OF FIREBRINGER, THAT'S

MY

JOB.

Ranger · Thu Nov 26, 2015 10:14 am

Oh, and top.

Ranger · Thu Nov 26, 2015 10:15 am

Flubbernugget wrote:My scum list: Fire
Ranger
Bowser

Well,

duh

.

Ranger · Thu Nov 26, 2015 10:20 am

Flubbernugget wrote:Oh my fucking God I hate you xD

Hate? Seems like grounds for good sex to me!

Ranger · Thu Nov 26, 2015 10:20 am

Flubbernugget wrote:Cool now that I've caught up i should probably read what the setup is

Stop trying to townslip, ya jester fool.

Ranger · Thu Nov 26, 2015 10:21 am

Flubbernugget wrote:The three stooges should explain their votes

Define "three stooges".

Ranger · Thu Nov 26, 2015 10:26 am

Flubbernugget wrote:I guess right now the best way to win is to try to get culted?

Given mafia can't be recruited and there can only be four total cult, no, not really.

Ranger · Thu Nov 26, 2015 10:27 am

aphix wrote:Someone tell me what happened during the FIFTEEN pages while I was asleep.

Oh, that? Stuff happened. :P

Ranger · Thu Nov 26, 2015 10:28 am

aphix wrote:I'm not reading that.

Your funeral!

Ranger · Thu Nov 26, 2015 10:29 am

Flubbernugget wrote:You Ythan and Firebringer

Well in that case: I'm voting Firebringer because he is unfit to be our leader.

Ranger · Thu Nov 26, 2015 10:30 am

Flubbernugget wrote:it's mostly short spam.

Hey!
...I resemble that remark.

Ranger · Thu Nov 26, 2015 10:30 am

Flubbernugget wrote:Actually nvmnd cult has a shitton of restrictions and a 4p max

Oi! I JUST said that!

Ranger · Thu Nov 26, 2015 10:31 am

3dice wrote:Also, we all are agreeing to speed lynch Firebringer so it doesn't happen again.

Wrong target if you wanna hit the instigator. :P

Ranger · Thu Nov 26, 2015 10:31 am

Ranger · Thu Nov 26, 2015 10:32 am

Flubbernugget wrote:Yeah what Ranger said

Ranger · Thu Nov 26, 2015 10:33 am

Whoops. That was meant to have a question after it: What about what I said?

Ranger · Thu Nov 26, 2015 10:34 am

Flubbernugget wrote:Let me post assholes

Please do! Anal

generally

isn't my thing, but I'm flexible! ;)

Ranger · Thu Nov 26, 2015 10:36 am

Flubbernugget wrote:I'll see you all in hell

I'll give you a reference; down there, I reign as supreme queen.

Ranger · Thu Nov 26, 2015 10:37 am

Snarky wrote:I'm ignoring Ranger for now.

Your mistake! I actually say a lot of important stuff in my posts! You just gotta dig deep for the subtext. ;)

Ranger · Thu Nov 26, 2015 10:38 am

Snarky wrote: Does nobody else find it strange that TheLhix has townread ranger for posting a lot?

Well, yes, but being strange is such a scummy thing to be!

Ranger · Thu Nov 26, 2015 10:39 am

Snarky wrote:Boy, someone's awfully thirsty

Well, I

told

you I'd drink anything!