Blitz 9: KATSUKI'S MADNESS PREQUEL-DICE OF FATE-GAME OVER

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Spoiler: FORFEITED THIS LIFE

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[duckcake]

General Rules

Modified, but "borrowed" from Dramonic, who modified and stole them from Vi with... its... permission.

1)

Starting and Ending States:

The game starts during the Day. All roles that can communicate outside of the game thread may do so at any time during the game (PTs are open at all times). The game will end when one faction has fulfilled its win condition, unless otherwise specified.
2)

Day Procedures:

Each player may discuss the game and cast a single vote at a time against people they want to lynch. Day ends when either the deadline hits or a strict majority of the votes are on one person.
3)

Voting:

Votes should be in bold or vote tags in order for them to count, for instance:

Vote: Fate

or VOTE: Fate. If you wish to vote for a different player, please unvote before doing so. As long as we can tell who you're voting for, we don't care if you abbreviate someone's name when you vote them.
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No Lynch:

As an alternative to voting for someone, you may

Vote: No Lynch

, but for it to take effect, enough players must vote No Lynch that it would be impossible to form any other majority.
5)

Deadlines:

Deadline will be 96 hours, or 4 days from the start of the day.
6)

Mass Inactivity:

In an act of pure villainy, we may shorten the deadline if we deem the activity level is unsatisfactory. You will be warned if we want you fellows to pick up the pace.
7)

Deadline Lynches:

If no single player has enough votes for a lynch at the deadline, the result is

No Lynch

and the game proceeds to Night. Deadlines are there for a reason.

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Twilight:

After someone receives the majority vote, everyone may still discuss the game, but votes and unvotes will not be considered - the person voted for by the majority will be lynched regardless. Twilight will last until we waltz in and post a death scene.

9)

Night Length and Procedures:

The topic will be locked at Night. If your Role PM specifies that you have a Night Action, you may follow the instructions on that PM to use it. In this game, night will last 36 hours, barring extenuating circumstances, with up to an additional 24 hours for night action processing.
10)

Night Action Resubmission:

At any time during the night you may resubmit your action.
11)

Role Overlap Policy:

In the event of overlapping and/or contradictory Night Actions (i.e. a mutual roleblock), priority is given to whoever PMs the mod with the action first. However, if two kills are submitted on the same target, the most damaging death will be the one displayed (You can slit someone's throat first, but if he got blown to smithereens no one will care about his throat...)

12)

Bolding Stuff:

Bolding something is how you get the Gods to notice you.
13)

Mod Colour:

Indigo

is our colour. Don't attempt to impersonate us
14)

Activity, Prods, and Replacements:

You will be prodded if two days have passed since your last post. You will be replaced if you do not post after another 48 hours, or if you need to be prodded three times throughout the game. If you know ahead of time that you will not be able to participate for at least 48 hours, go ahead and announce it in-thread so nobody (such as me) thinks you're lurking. Flakers will be blacklisted for future games, and I reserve the right to blacklist people who maliciously replace out.
15)

"Bah!" Posts:

If your player slot is killed off, it's probably because people don't want you around. Unless your role specifically states you can keep talking/voting/playing parcheesi with us, you are allowed one informationless "bah" post and then scram til endgame.
16)

Outside Discussion:

Don't discuss this game outside of this thread with anyone unless your Role PM lets you do otherwise. Note that there are no roles that allow you to do so, so don't. It shall be a most unpleasant ending if you do.
17)

Post Editing:

Editing or deleting posts is not allowed (and usually not possible). Doublepost with your changes instead.
18)

Mod and PM quoting:

You could potentially try to reformulate your Role PM, but if you quote it, you will be modkilled. You can send me the reformulation and I will tell you if posting it is allowed or if it needs further modifications. If you quote a PM from me, you will be terminated. If you quote a PM from you to me, you will also die. That's all.
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Modkills:

Breaking any of the above three rules (or flagrantly violating Rule 15) will result in you getting modkilled. Modkills can be retroactive. If a living player breaks any of these rules, the day may or may not end, depending on what would disadvantage that player's faction the most. A dead player breaking any of these rules will result in someone from the same faction getting modkilled. In addition, getting modkilled results in an instant loss for that player, along with our general hatred. In short, follow the rules.

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Win Mentality:

Play to win.
21)

Pleasing The Gods:

In the first post of every game day, you must open your post saying "I love cupcakes and duckcakes!" =(◕ ‿ ◕)=

Special Mechanics

• In accordance to the laws of destiny, you have each been bestowed roles based on your dice roll. Should you have any gripes with the outcome of what you were born with, we wish you better luck in your next life!
  
• All roles and alignments assigned were randomized beforehand.

Sample Town Role PM

HELLO Katsuki, you are….

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you're an extraordinary organism which can extend and retract your pseudopods! Pseudopods are bulges of cytoplasm formed by the co-ordinated action of actin microfilaments pushing out the plasma membrane surrounding the cell. You choose not to band together with the other amoebas to form a single taxonomic group because you can.

Despite these impressive characteristics, you do not have any special powers in this game. You do have your voice and your vote, so use it wisely!

You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

P.S. Now you know what an amoeba is Katsuki

P.P.S. Katsuki this is a PM to you stop changing the name to lalaladucks you silly cupcake!

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ALL ROLE PMS HAVE BEEN SENT OUT PLEASE CONFIRM HERE

GAME WILL BEGIN ONCE 11 PLAYERS HAVE CONFIRMED

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With this, 11/13 players have confirmed.

Deadline will be Dec. 8th at 5pm EST.

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Votecount 1.1

Evidently players have not read the ruleset, so we STRONGLY suggest all players read the rules.

ALSO LALALA IS TO BLAME FOR ANYTHING BAD!

MattP (1): Spiffeh
Iecerint (1): Starbuck
Lady Lambdadelta (3): davesaz, texcat, Ythan
Spiffeh (1): Lady Lambdadelta

Not Voting:

DrippingGoofball, Iecerint, kanyeknowsbest, MattP, Nachomamma8, pirate mollie, Syryana

With 13 players alive, it is 7 to lynch, and 6 to no-lynch.

Deadline is Dec. 8th, 2pm PST

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Votecount 1.2

No one has voted anyone since the last VC!!

What is a duckcake? A cake made of duck? A cake made by a duck? A cake shaped like a duck? A duck shaped like a cake? A duck made by a cake? A duck made of cake?

It's not what lalaladucks uses to refer to herself individually anyway

Glad you liked the sample PM! It was inspired by Katsuki thinking that an amoeba was a paramecium.

MattP (1): Spiffeh
Iecerint (1): Starbuck
Lady Lambdadelta (3): davesaz, texcat, Ythan
Spiffeh (1): Lady Lambdadelta

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DrippingGoofball, Iecerint, kanyeknowsbest, MattP, Nachomamma8, pirate mollie, Syryana

With 13 players alive, it is 7 to lynch, and 6 to no-lynch.

Deadline is Dec. 8th, 2pm PST

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Votecount 1.3

AT PAGE BOTTOM BECAUSE WHY NOT WHOOOO

MattP (1): Spiffeh
Iecerint (1): Starbuck
Lady Lambdadelta (3): davesaz, texcat, Ythan
Spiffeh (1): Lady Lambdadelta
Starbuck (1): Iecerint
texcat (1): Syryana
Syryana (1): pirate mollie

Not Voting:

DrippingGoofball, kanyeknowsbest, MattP, Nachomamma8

With 13 players alive, it is 7 to lynch, and 6 to no-lynch.

Deadline is Dec. 8th, 2pm PST

[duckcake]

Votecount 1.4

Spoiler: lmao

MattP (1): Spiffeh
Iecerint (1): Starbuck
Lady Lambdadelta (3): davesaz, texcat, Ythan
Spiffeh (1): Lady Lambdadelta
Starbuck (1): Iecerint
Syryana (1): pirate mollie
Ythan (1): Syryana

Not Voting:

DrippingGoofball, kanyeknowsbest, MattP, Nachomamma8

With 13 players alive, it is 7 to lynch, and 6 to no-lynch.

Deadline is Dec. 8th, 2pm PST

[duckcake]

Votecount 1.5

Spoiler: (((((((:

Lady Lambdadelta (1): texcat
Spiffeh (2): Lady Lambdadelta, pirate mollie
Starbuck (5): Iecerint, Spiffeh, DrippingGoofball, Syryana, Ythan

Not Voting:

kanyeknowsbest, MattP, Nachomamma8, davesaz, Starbuck

With 13 players alive, it is 7 to lynch, and 6 to no-lynch.

Deadline is Dec. 8th, 2pm PST

[duckcake]

Votecount 1.6

Fact which may interest: Male billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females!

Lady Lambdadelta (1): texcat
Spiffeh (2): Lady Lambdadelta, pirate mollie
Starbuck (4): Iecerint, DrippingGoofball, Syryana, Ythan
Syryana (3): MattP, kanyeknowsbest, Spiffeh

Not Voting:

Nachomamma8, davesaz, Starbuck

With 13 players alive, it is 7 to lynch, and 6 to no-lynch.

Deadline is Dec. 8th, 2pm PST

[duckcake]

ty (:

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danke sehr!

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Votecount 1.7

~Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka~
the amazing chocolatier.
~Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka~
everybody give a cheer!

He's modest, clever, and so smart,
he can barely restrain it.
With so much generosity,
there is no way to contain it,
to contain, to contain, to contain, to contain...

~Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka~
he's the one that you're about to meet.
~Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka~
he's a genius who just can't be beat.
The magician and the chocolate whiz,
the best darn guy who ever lived.
Willy Wonka, heeeere he is!

Lady Lambdadelta (1): texcat
Spiffeh (2): Lady Lambdadelta
Starbuck (3): Iecerint, DrippingGoofball, Syryana
!!!Syryana!!! (6): MattP, kanyeknowsbest, Spiffeh, Starbuck, Ythan, pirate mollie,

YTHAN

(haha jk gj)

Not Voting:

Nachomamma8, davesaz

With 13 players alive, it is 7 to lynch, and 6 to no-lynch.

Deadline is Dec. 8th, 2pm PST

[duckcake]

Votecount 1.8

Did you know some ducks sleep on their feet, while others sleep sitting down? Regardless, they all share a common characteristic, which is that they become headless when they sleep! There is no exception to this rule. Stumbling upon a sleeping lalala should be an experience we highly recommend everyone enjoy at least once in their lifetime~

Lady Lambdadelta (1): texcat
Spiffeh (1): Lady Lambdadelta
Starbuck (3): Iecerint, DrippingGoofball, Syryana
Syryana(3): kanyeknowsbest, Starbuck, Ythan
davesaz (1): Spiffeh
DGB (1): MattP
Nachomamma8 (1): pirate mollie

Not Voting:

Nachomamma8, davesaz

With 13 players alive, it is 7 to lynch, and 6 to no-lynch.

Deadline is Dec. 8th, 2pm PST

[duckcake]

Votecount 1.9

770,000,000 cupcakes were eaten in the United States in 2012!
Wow!!
Also, on August 15th, 2009, a new world record was set for the largest cupcake ever made: 1,224 pounds, 4 feet tall, 10 feet wide and containing 2 million calories!!!
That's a lot!!
Unfortunately these units are imperial and ducks are too lazy to convert three whole numbers so apologies to anyone accustomed to the metric system

Lady Lambdadelta (1): texcat
Spiffeh (1): Lady Lambdadelta
Starbuck (2): Iecerint, DrippingGoofball
Syryana(3): kanyeknowsbest, Starbuck, Ythan
davesaz (1): Spiffeh
DrippingGoofball (2): MattP, Syryana
Nachomamma8 (2): pirate mollie, davesaz

Not Voting:

Nachomamma8

With 13 players alive, it is 7 to lynch, and 6 to no-lynch.

Deadline is Dec. 8th, 2pm PST

[duckcake]

kanye could u not

pedit: guys plz

PEDIT: PLZ

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Votecount 1.10

Unchanged from last votecount guys!!

Otters sleep holding hands [:

Lady Lambdadelta (1): texcat
Spiffeh (1): Lady Lambdadelta
Starbuck (2): Iecerint, DrippingGoofball
Syryana(3): kanyeknowsbest, Starbuck, Ythan
davesaz (1): Spiffeh
DrippingGoofball (2): MattP, Syryana
Nachomamma8 (2): pirate mollie, davesaz

Not Voting:

Nachomamma8

With 13 players alive, it is 7 to lynch, and 6 to no-lynch.

Deadline is Dec. 8th, 2pm PST

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stay out of this duckcake

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Spoiler: surprise

My high school maths teacher called me average. How mean!

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Votecount 1.11

The scientific name of the pygmy goat is

capra aegagrus hircus

. Their average lifespan is between 8 and 18 years. Normal body temperature range is 39.1°C to 40°C. A normal pulse rate for a pygmy goat ranges from 60 to 90 beats per minute, while respiration rate falls between 15 and 30 breaths per minute. They are wonderful animals

Spiffeh (1): Lady Lambdadelta
Starbuck (2): Iecerint, DrippingGoofball
Syryana (3): kanyeknowsbest, Starbuck, Ythan
davesaz (1): Spiffeh
DrippingGoofball (3): MattP, Syryana, texcat
Nachomamma8 (2): pirate mollie, davesaz
Iecerint (1): Nachomamma8

With 13 players alive, it is 7 to lynch, and 6 to no-lynch.

Deadline is Dec. 8th, 2pm PST

[duckcake]

such delightful creatures!!!

[duckcake]

Votecount 1.12

OJ Simpson was originally cast to play the Terminator but the studio was afraid that nobody would buy him as a remorseless killer.

Spiffeh (1): Lady Lambdadelta
Starbuck (2): Iecerint, DrippingGoofball
Syryana (2): kanyeknowsbest, Starbuck
davesaz (1): Spiffeh
DrippingGoofball (4): MattP, Syryana, texcat, Ythan
Nachomamma8 (2): pirate mollie, davesaz
Iecerint (1): Nachomamma8

With 13 players alive, it is 7 to lynch, and 6 to no-lynch.

Deadline is Dec. 8th, 2pm PST

[duckcake]

ha

[duckcake]

Votecount 1.13

~Don't Think About a Zebra~

Don't think about a zebra
no matter what you do,
for, if you ever think of one,
then soon you'll think of two.

And, after that, you'll think of three.
And then you'll think of four.
Then five or six or seven zebras.
Maybe even more.

And then you'll think of zebra herds
stampeding down the street,
and zebras wearing tutus,
disco-dancing to a beat.

You'll think of flying ninja zebras
practicing kung fu.
And zebra clowns from outer space.
And robot zebras too.

And zebras in pajama bottoms
bouncing on their beds,
and maybe even zebras
wearing diapers on their heads.

You'll wish you'd never thought of them,
so do it starting now:
Don't think about a zebra.
Only think about a cow.

~ Kenn Nesbitt

Spoiler: it's a...

baby zebra!!!

Spiffeh (1): Lady Lambdadelta
Starbuck (2): DrippingGoofball, Spiffeh
Syryana (2): kanyeknowsbest, Starbuck
DrippingGoofball (5): MattP, Syryana, texcat, Ythan, Nachomamma8
Nachomamma8 (2): pirate mollie, davesaz
MattP (1): Iecerint

With 13 players alive, it is 7 to lynch, and 6 to no-lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2015-12-08 14:00:00)

[duckcake]

@MOD, a countdown would be really nice to have.

yeah was gonna do that but then discovered that idk how to use those things!
and got distracted by something else and forgot about it.
we'll see what we can do

[duckcake]

bumpy bump

[duckcake]

Votecount 1.14

oink oink zoopals!
buzz buzz zoopals!
quack quack zoopals!
zoopals make eating fun!
when you clean your plate,
then you see their face.
hoot hoot zoopals!
ribbit ribbit zoopals!
woof woof zoopals!
zoopals make eating fun!
zooopaaaaaalllsss

Spoiler: :D

Starbuck (2): DrippingGoofball, Spiffeh
Syryana (2): kanyeknowsbest, Starbuck
!!!DrippingGoofball!!! (6): MattP, Syryana, texcat, Ythan, Nachomamma8, Lady Lambdadelta
Nachomamma8 (2): pirate mollie, davesaz

Not Voting:

Iecerint

With 13 players alive, it is 7 to lynch, and 6 to no-lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2015-12-08 14:00:00)

:) :] :}

[duckcake]

Votecount 1.15

FIXED FOR KANYE'S INVISIBLE COLON

Starbuck (2): DrippingGoofball, Spiffeh
Syryana (1): Starbuck
!!!DrippingGoofball!!! (6): MattP, Syryana, texcat, Ythan, Nachomamma8, Lady Lambdadelta
Nachomamma8 (2): pirate mollie, davesaz
Iecerint (1): kanyeknowsbest

Not Voting:

Iecerint

With 13 players alive, it is 7 to lynch, and 6 to no-lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2015-12-08 14:00:00)

[duckcake]

lol pagetop nice

im still made tthis mod cant get my freaking vote right. whats his deal

welp i ctrl+f "vote:" it's because your colon is screwed up

[duckcake]

Votecount 1.16

LOOKING AHEAD IT SEEMS WE HAVE A DEVELOPMENT

Starbuck (2): DrippingGoofball, Spiffeh
Syryana (1): Starbuck
!!!DrippingGoofball!!! (6): MattP, Syryana, texcat, Ythan, Nachomamma8, Lady Lambdadelta
Nachomamma8 (2): pirate mollie, davesaz
Iecerint (1): kanyeknowsbest

Not Voting:

Iecerint

With 13 players alive, it is 7 to lynch, and 6 to no-lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2015-12-08 14:00:00)

[duckcake]

Votecount 1.17

"Hey Ma, why should be never play outside when it's raining hammers?"
"You see, when hammers rain down from the sky, it brings nothing except death."

Starbuck (2): DrippingGoofball, Spiffeh
Syryana (1): Starbuck
DrippingGoofball (7): MattP, Syryana, texcat, Ythan, Nachomamma8, Lady Lambdadelta, kanyeknowsbest
Nachomamma8 (2): pirate mollie, davesaz

Not Voting:

Iecerint

With 13 players alive, it is 7 to lynch, and 6 to no-lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2015-12-08 14:00:00)

A lynch has been reached!

[duckcake]

Everyone had thrown their dice, receiving new life, though tied to the fate they cast. Some were born fortunate, others less so. However, what they all shared in common was a chance at a new beginning, an opportunity to make something of themselves. What their dreams and desires may be, no one can say. What they did not know was that their existence was only granted to entertain gods who had become bored. So as these thirteen souls struggled to find their purpose in this life, the Devil Duck simply cackled away, occasionally teasing these tiny beings here and there. After completing portraits for each of the thirteen, the Devil Duck thought to herself,

"How fun would it be to put some killers amongst their midst, and instill some paranoia upon them?"

With the Cupcake God simply answering BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, she put her plans into motion. It didn't take long for them to offer up their first sacrifice.

"Poor soul"

Cara thought to herself,

I put so much effort in creating it, and this is how it repays me, by dying off fast??

It seems, this one was truly misfortunate... it would appear that she did not roll a good outcome...

texcat

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Post-Restricted Vanilla Townie,

was hung from the Cupcake Tree Day 1

Night starts as of this post. You have 36 hours to submit your night actions.

(expired on 2015-12-09 06:00:00)

[duckcake]

"HEY KATS LOOK, I MANAGED NOT TO SQUASH ANY OF THEM WHILE THEY WERE ASLEEP, AREN'T YOU PROUD???!?"
"Zzzzz..."
"Heyyyy!!! Wake up you, stop sleeping!"
"... Those things you created aren't doing much are they?"
"Well, I need to control them, otherwise I won't have a chance to gaze upon my masterpieces!"
"Whatever suits your fancy... I suppose a 'congratulations' is in order for extending this past one day... Wonder which direction their destinies will take them..."
"There is no destiny, only mercy towards the whims of a duck!"
"Perhaps..."

No one died N1.

With 12 alive, it takes 7 to lynch, 6 to no lynch.

Deadline will be Dec. 14th at 0:00 EST.

[duckcake]

[duckcake]

Votecount 2.1

fluffy

DGB (2): Lady Lambdadelta, MattP
Starbuck (1): Spiffeh
Spiffeh (2): pirate mollie, Syryana

Not Voting:

davesaz, DrippingGoofball, Iecerint, kanyeknowsbest, Nachomamma8, Starbuck, Ythan

With 12 players alive, it is 7 to lynch, and 6 to no-lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2015-12-14 00:00:00)

Starbuck is V/LA until Sunday 9pm

[duckcake]

Votecount 2.2

Australian cat

Starbuck (1): Spiffeh
Spiffeh (2): pirate mollie, Syryana
kanyeknowsbest (4): Lady Lambdadelta, Iecerint, MattP, DrippingGoofball

Not Voting:

davesaz, kanyeknowsbest, Nachomamma8, Starbuck, Ythan

With 12 players alive, it is 7 to lynch, and 6 to no-lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2015-12-14 00:00:00)

Starbuck is V/LA until Sunday 9pm

[duckcake]

Votecount 2.3

Thing 1

Starbuck (2): Spiffeh, Syryana
kanyeknowsbest (1): Iecerint
Nachomamma8 (5): DrippingGoofball, pirate mollie, davesaz, MattP, Lady Lambdadelta
MattP (1): kanyeknowsbest

Not Voting:

Nachomamma8, Starbuck, Ythan

With 12 players alive, it is 7 to lynch, and 6 to no-lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2015-12-14 00:00:00)

Starbuck is V/LA until Sunday 9pm

[duckcake]

I know we're a VC or two behind, but I would like to kindly remind everyone of rule #18. Please consider this a gentle global reminder!

[duckcake]

~it's raining, it's pouring, the old man is snoring~

[duckcake]

Votecount 2.4

rawr

Starbuck (5): Spiffeh, Syryana, DrippingGoofball, Nachomamma8, MattP
kanyeknowsbest (1): Iecerint
Nachomamma8 (3): pirate mollie, davesaz, Lady Lambdadelta
MattP (1): kanyeknowsbest
Syryana (1): Ythan

Not Voting:

Starbuck

With 12 players alive, it is 7 to lynch, and 6 to no-lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2015-12-14 00:00:00)

Starbuck is V/LA until Sunday 9pm

[duckcake]

Hey mod, can we get a VC pls

there you go :)

[duckcake]

Hey mod, can we get a VC pls

If you did something last night to me I didnt receive notification no

pedit: hai mod you're missing one vote on starbuck <3

gotcha

[duckcake]

Votecount 2.5

mhm.

Spoiler: (:

Starbuck (5): Spiffeh, Syryana, DrippingGoofball, Nachomamma8, MattP
kanyeknowsbest (1): Iecerint
Nachomamma8 (2): pirate mollie, Lady Lambdadelta
MattP (1): kanyeknowsbest
Syryana (2): Ythan, Starbuck

Not Voting:

davesaz

With 12 players alive, it is 7 to lynch, and 6 to no-lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2015-12-14 00:00:00)

Starbuck is V/LA until Sunday 9pm

[duckcake]

Votecount 2.6

Starbuck (5): Spiffeh, Syryana, DrippingGoofball, Nachomamma8, MattP
Nachomamma8 (1): Lady Lambdadelta
MattP (1): kanyeknowsbest
Syryana (2): Ythan, Starbuck
Spiffeh (1): Iecerint

Not Voting:

davesaz, pirate mollie

With 12 players alive, it is 7 to lynch, and 6 to no-lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2015-12-14 00:00:00)

Starbuck is V/LA until Sunday 9pm

[duckcake]

Votecount 2.7

Starbuck (4): Spiffeh, Syryana, DrippingGoofball, pirate mollie
Nachomamma8 (2): Lady Lambdadelta, davesaz
MattP (1): kanyeknowsbest
Syryana (2): Ythan, Starbuck
Spiffeh (1): Iecerint
davesaz (2): MattP, Nachomamma8

With 12 players alive, it is 7 to lynch, and 6 to no-lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2015-12-14 00:00:00)

Starbuck is V/LA until Sunday 9pm

[duckcake]

Votecount 2.8

Starbuck (3): Spiffeh, Syryana, pirate mollie
Nachomamma8 (2): Lady Lambdadelta, davesaz
MattP (1): kanyeknowsbest
Syryana (1): Starbuck
Spiffeh (1): Iecerint
davesaz (4): MattP, Nachomamma8, DrippingGoofball, Ythan

With 12 players alive, it is 7 to lynch, and 6 to no-lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2015-12-14 00:00:00)

Starbuck is V/LA until Sunday 9pm

[duckcake]

¡ mucha expectativa !

[duckcake]

Votecount 2.9

Nachomamma8 (2): Lady Lambdadelta, davesaz
MattP (1): kanyeknowsbest
Syryana (1): Starbuck
Spiffeh (1): Iecerint
¡!¡davesaz!¡! (7): Nachomamma8, DrippingGoofball, Ythan, Syryana, MattP, pirate mollie, Spiffeh

With 12 players alive, it is 7 to lynch, and 6 to no-lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2015-12-14 00:00:00)

A LYNCH HAS BEEN REACHED!

[duckcake]

fluffy, fluffy, fluffy~

"Look!!! A cute fluffy animal, isn't it simply delightful?" the duck exclaimed enthusiastically.
"That pink thing is just an escaping scoop of strawberry ice cream though..." a disembodied voice croaked in reply.
"Oh my gosh no it's obviously a CUTE FLUFFY ANIMAL! D:" cried the duck. After a moment she brought out another image. "Hey a green one to go with the pink one aren't they adorable together? :3"
"Pistachio!" answered the naysayer.
">:(" the ducky quacked.
"I like your ice cream drawings though." the far-away voice offered.
"It's obviously cute fluffy animals, idk what you're talking about." the duck heaved a great sigh.
"Oh, there's blueberry ice cream now too! Great stuff." teased the bodiless voice.
"But they're so clearly cute fluffy animals omg
That doesn't even
Look like ice cream at all!" maintained the duck.
"Cute fluffy ice cream."
"No! Well how does this flavour sound?" the duck asked, looking to change the topic.
"You forgot to mention that they're actually ice cream."
"Fine I added something:

For the record, cute fluffy animals ≠ ice cream!

"
">:("

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Post-Restricted Vanilla Townie,

was hung from the Cupcake Tree Day 2

Night starts now. You have 36 hours to submit your night actions!

(expired on 2015-12-16 10:45:00)

[duckcake]

ALSO...

baa baa mini goat is cute
baa baa mini goat is fluffy
baa baa mini goat is animal
baa baa poor mini goat dies with cute fluffy animals
and the cupcake dog said the mini goat drawing is a cat
welp

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Town Unrequited Lover,

has committed suicide Day 2

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(it's still Night hope you townspeople are having sweet dreams and you scumspeople are making dastardly plots)

[duckcake]

[duckcake]

~everyone
e-e-everyone
e-e-everyone
e-e-everyone
e-e-everyone
e-e-everyone
e-e-everyone
e-e-everyone
every morning, she'll knock me off of my feet about it
i know she won't be discreet about it
she'll tell everyone
every morning, she'll knock me off of my feet about it
i know she won't be discreet about it
she'll tell everyone
e-e-everyone
e-e-everyone~

There were no deaths Night 2!

With 10 alive, it takes 6 to lynch and 5 to no-lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2015-12-20 10:00:00)

[duckcake]

Day 3 starts now, have fun~

[duckcake]

Votecount 3.1

Starbuck (2): Syryana, pirate mollie

Not Voting:

DrippingGoofball, kanyeknowsbest, Lady Lambdadelta, MattP, Nachomamma8, Starbuck, Spiffeh, Ythan

With 10 players alive, it is 6 to lynch, and 5 to no-lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2015-12-20 10:00:00)

[duckcake]

Due to the large number of players who pre-in'ed, I realize that most may not have noticed the game signup. This is a unique circumstance that differs from players simply not reading rules, so consider this a disclosure to ensure the quality of player experience.

This game was advertised as a game with

"no mod shenanigans, cults, jesters, or cults"

.

[duckcake]

@mod: while you're here, what does a duck sneeze sound like? asking for a friend

hub-choooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooiooooooooooooo

[duckcake]

A nacho was prodded.

[duckcake]

time 4 a vc

[duckcake]

Votecount 3.2

(lol)

Starbuck (1): Spiffeh
Syryana (2): Starbuck, Ythan
Lady Lambdadelta (3): MattP, kanyeknowsbest, Lady Lambdadelta
Spiffeh (3): Syryana, Nachomamma8, pirate mollie

Not Voting:

DrippingGoofball

With 10 players alive, it is 6 to lynch, and 5 to no-lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2015-12-20 10:00:00)

[duckcake]

OOPS looks like we've hit deadline!

VC to come, but no one was lynched D3!

How disappointing... NO CUTE PICS FOR YOU GUYS

Deadline in (expired on 2015-12-22 01:00:00)

[duckcake]

it's the

[duckcake]

final

[duckcake]

countdooooooooooown

[duckcake]

Votecount 3.3

b>.>b

Lady Lambdadelta (1): kanyeknowsbest
Spiffeh (4): Syryana, Nachomamma8, pirate mollie, Ythan
Ythan (4): DrippingGoofball, MattP, Spiffeh, Lady Lambdadelta
MattP (1): Starbuck

With 10 players alive, it is 6 to lynch, and 5 to no-lynch.

Deadline was (expired on 2015-12-20 10:00:00)

[duckcake]

~do do do do do~

There was no lynch Day 3!

Night 3 is in progress and will end in (expired on 2015-12-22 01:00:00)

[duckcake]

The Cupcake God shook his head in disappointment. "I give these beings a new life, and how do they repay me? By not playing the game. They aren't playing the game! How do they expect to weed out the evil ones among them if they don't talk? They didn't even bring anyone to the noose of my beautiful tree yesterday. The god requires sacrifice."
"Don't worry, buddy," the Devil Duck murmured. "Our bad eggs are doing their dutiful work."
Sighing, the Cupcake God asked, "why is it always the doctors??"

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Vanilla Townie,

has choked to death Night 3

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[duckcake]

Day 4 starts now.

With 9 alive, it takes 5 to lynch and 4 to no lynch.

Deadline is in (expired on 2015-12-28 14:00:00)

[duckcake]

Votecount 4.1

Ythan (2): pirate mollie, Spiffeh
Lady Lambdadelta (3): kanyeknowsbest, DrippingGoofball, Ythan
kanyeknowsbest (1): Lady Lambdadelta
Spiffeh (1): Syryana

Not voting:

Nachomamma8, Starbuck

With 9 players alive, it is 5 to lynch, and 4 to no-lynch.

Deadline was (expired on 2015-12-28 14:00:00)

[duckcake]

HO HO HO

[duckcake]

Votecount 4.2

!!Ythan!!! (5): pirate mollie, Spiffeh, DrippingGoofball, kanyeknowsbest, Syryana
Lady Lambdadelta (1): Ythan
kanyeknowsbest (1): Lady Lambdadelta

Not voting:

Nachomamma8, Starbuck

With 9 players alive, it is 5 to lynch, and 4 to no-lynch.

Deadline was (expired on 2015-12-28 14:00:00)

A LYNCH HAS BEEN ACHIEVED

[duckcake]

well, well, well....

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Vanilla Townie,

has been hung from the Cupcake Tree Day 4

Night begins now!! Submit your night actions before the deadline: (expired on 2015-12-27 12:00:00)

[duckcake]

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalawowthisflavourhasreallygonedownhill

Lady Lambadelta,

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Town Miller,

was squished to death Night 4

ok this picture is a bit terrible but really how does one illustrate A HILARIOUS THING ya know

With 7 alive, it takes 4 to lynch and 3 to no-lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2015-12-31 00:00:00)

[duckcake]

Day 5 starts nooooooow

[duckcake]

Votecount 5.1

Spiffeh (1): Syryana
!!Syryana!! (4): Spiffeh, Starbuck, kanyeknowsbest, Nachomamma8

Not voting:

pirate mollie, DrippingGoofball

With 7 players alive, it is 4 to lynch, and 3 to no-lynch.

A LYNCH HAS BEEN ACHIEVED

[duckcake]

kill! kill! kill! kill! kill!

the people's thirst for blood overcame them as they rushed frantically in a dismal effort to salvage the town

fire raged all around, overwrought townies ran around in a frenzy

the Cupcake God's face twisted in grief and sank into his hands

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Town Death-Cheating One-Shot Global Bulletproof

Bulletproof

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was hung from the Cupcake Tree Day 5

[duckcake]

Unfortunately the remaining townspeople,

DrippingGoofball,

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Town Lynch-Substituting Neighborizer

pirate mollie,

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<3 Town Post-Restricted Lover <3

and

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<3 Town Lover <3

have been endgamed Day 5.

[duckcake]

Chaos reigned and the desperate screams of townspeople pierced the air.

"To the townspeople of this realm, you have managed to die off one after another, insidiously picked off one by one by your fellow brethren and the evil ones. You have failed this life, and have only your despair to suffer."

Utterly disappointed by Ducky's miserable creations, the Cupcake God turned his back and disappeared into the light.

The Devil Duck revelled in glee as the outcome grew clearer, cackling as darkness engulfed the town and flames swallowed up the remaining townies.

The scum team of

kanyeknowsbest,

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Mafia Shapeshifting Queen of All Trades

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Mafia Goon

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[duckcake]

~Private Topics~

Spoiler:

Devil Duck Hellpond (Mafia PT)

DGB's Kinky Sex Dungeon (Neighbourhood)

Cupcake God Heavenplate (Dead Thread)

~Role PMs~

HELLO kanyeknowsbest, you rolled a

5

so the gods have determined that you are….

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Mafia Shapeshifting Queen of All Trades

As is common knowledge, she who is known as lalaladucks has no soul. After all, how can anyone who does not like animated content have a soul? Quoting the wise words of a fake god,

“there’s a special place in hell for people like her”

. In an attempt to bring salvation to the Devil Duck, the Cupcake God has bestowed upon her five aspects to act as seeds in hopes that they may some day infuse her with a vibrant soul.

Unbeknownst to the Cupcake God, these components have taken on a life form of their own. You have become the personification of these five souls.

Active Ability:

Shapeshift:

Each night, you may choose which soul to manifest as. Each has their own unique abilities, and are as follows. You may shapeshift and carry out night actions at the same time. Do note that shapeshift takes place only after all actions have been resolved (so you may not shapeshift into a different form and use that second form’s action during the same night).

Chitanda Eru

– You begin the game as Chidanta. As the ever curious heroine, you possess the following abilities.

Watashi kininarimasu!:

During the night, you may ask us a single question, to which we will respond with a “yes” or “no” answer. Kindly note that questions that are too long may be ignored, and will result in an undesired answer.

Chibi Chitanda Cherub Swarm:

During the day, you may target a player. Due to the swarm of chibi Chitanda’s, the target will lose the ability to vote the rest of the day.

Jibril

- As the ever inquisitive destroyer of worlds, you possess the following abilities.

Condescension towards the ranks beneath:

Once during the game, you may choose to activate this ability. For the rest of the day, players who rolled a lower dice roll than you will have their votes only count as half of a vote on you. This is a day ability.

Heaven’s Strike:

During the night, you may target a single player. If they are an elf, they will be instantly decimated.

Midorikawa Hana

– As the ever childish Underground Student Council Secretary, you possess the following abilities.

Cut your d*ck off!:

During the night, you may target a single player. If they possess a d*ck, they will instantly die from loss of manhood.

Steal your first kiss!:

During the night, you may target a single player with the intent of robbing them of their first kiss. Due to their shock, they will be prevented from carrying out their action on their target, and lose all abilities for the following cycle.

Senjougahara Hitagi

– As the ever loving life partner, you possess the following abilities.

Staple staple:

During the night, you may choose to activate this ability. Anyone who attempts to approach you will find a staple in their mouth. They will be temporarily rendered immobile with pain, and lose their ability to speak properly the following day.

You are the happiness that I will give everything I have to protect. Even if it costs me my life. Only I am allowed to kill you. If anyone kills you, I shall kill them. I will most definitely kill them:

Once during the game, you may choose a person to love during the night. Should anything result in their death, you will kill the player who caused your lover’s death. This ability is only in effect so long as Senjougahara is in control.

Shiba Miyuki

– As the ever talented celestial snow maiden, you possess the following abilities.

Niflheim:

During the night, you may choose to activate this ability. All actions will be sealed in a deep freeze during the following day.

Freezing Flame:

During the day, you may choose to activate this ability. Firearms will become useless, and you will become immune to kill actions the following night.


Your fellow partners are

Spiffeh

and

Nachomamma8

. At night, you and your fellow scumducks may choose one of you to carry out a single kill. Your kill flavour will depend on who is in control during the given night.

You may plot here.

You win when at least one member of your faction is alive, and either consists of the majority of the town or nothing can prevent otherwise.

Please confirm in the game thread.

HELLO Nachomamma8, you rolled a

3

so the gods have determined that you are….

Spoiler:

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Mafia Goon

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you are the holy grail of ducks. Shiny. Smooth. Luminescent. Everything about you screams fancy. Your title,

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, is always whispered with reverence. Your gilded bill is an awesome sight to behold. You used to be just a regular duck but now that Midas petted you everything’s coming up rose gold!

Your fellow partners are

Spiffeh

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kanyeknowsbest

. At night, you and your fellow scumducks may choose one of you to carry out a single kill. Your kill flavour is

"squished to death”

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You may plot here.

You win when at least one member of your faction is alive, and either consists of the majority of the town or nothing can prevent otherwise.

Please confirm in the game thread.

HELLO Spiffeh, you rolled a

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, Katsuki says you are delicious and lalaladucks says you are disgusting!

Here’s a little story:
“Thanks for inviting me over for dinner, Kats, that was really nice of you,” lalaladucks smiles and hangs up her coat.
“Oh, it’s my pleasure!” exclaims Katuski, leading lalaladucks into the kitchen. “Make yourself at home.” Katsuki drizzles some peking sauce on lalaladucks.
“What the heck are you doing??” lalaladucks cries as she wipes it off quickly.
“Noooooooothing…” replies Katsuki with a mischievous smile as he artfully arranges green onions on flat pancakes. lalaladucks eyes the pancakes dubiously and takes a slow step back.
“Uh huh uh huh,” she mutters, casting her gaze around in search of the exit. The door was right there a second ago…. Where did it go? Katsuki chuckles heartily when he sees lalaladucks’s round eyes widen as the sizzling pan on the stove comes into her view.

To be continued…

Your fellow partners are

Nachomamma8

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kanyeknowsbest

. At night, you and your fellow scumducks may choose one of you to carry out a single kill. Your kill flavour is

"choked to death”

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You may plot here.

You win when at least one member of your faction is alive, and either consists of the majority of the town or nothing can prevent otherwise.

Please confirm in the game thread.

HELLO Syryana, you rolled a

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Town Death-Cheating One-Shot Global Bulletproof

Bulletproof!

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, you bring joy to hippies, students, and hip seniors alike. hehehehehe. When people smoke you and then drive a car (not recommended), sometimes you start seeing the world go by in frames and it feels like you’re driving a SPACESHIP!! hahahahaha. Everything’s a lot funnier after a few puffs isn’t it? Eyes all red and watery-like hey? Always remember, puff, puff, pass! Lastly, weed is gospel. No weed, no #YEEZUS2020 our lord and savior. Kanye knows best, after all.

Active Abilities:

I’M HIGH BROOOOOO

: During the day phase, you may target a player to smoke with. For the next two cycles, should an event (excluding lynches) result in their demise, their death shall be postponed for one cycle as they’re too high to perceive pain. For example, if they are killed at night, they will survive until the end of the following night phase. They can still be lynched in the meantime, however.

Passive Abilities:

LET’S HAVE A GOOD TIME

: The player to be targeted with a kill action will be prevented from dying. This is a global one-shot bulletproof. Weed sure is good medicine!

NO ONE STOPS THE WEED

: You are immune to any killing actions throughout the game.

*PUFF PUFF*

: You can communicate and vote in the game thread through smoke.

You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

Please confirm in the game thread.

HELLO DrippingGoofball, you rolled a

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Town Lynch-Substituting Neighborizer

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, you’re really horny! *seedy wink* There are lots of excellent kinds of horns. Devil horns, unicorn horns, french horns. All marvellous things! A wise being once said that horniness is like a banana. They’re both parallel to a you-know-what.

Active Abilities:

SEX COMPLICATES THINGS!

: As the embodiment of horniness, you can draw anyone into bed with you. The drawback for them is that they tend to become attached to you after good sexytimes. Should you ever find yourself in the event of a lynch, you may choose a player to substitute your lynch with. They will take your place and die instead.

CUPCAKE PRINCESS FANTASIES

: Try as you may to dream up fantasies where you end up with your beloved Cupcake Princess, reality always beckons in the end. As a result, you have grown incredibly lonely, and the horniness is taking over. You go out and reach for people whether you're wanted or not. Each night, you may target a player. If your action succeeds, they will join you in your sex dungeon PT.

Passive Abilities:

RAGING HORMONES

: It is your job to induce raging hormones in others. This manifests itself in your ability to communicate and vote in the game thread.

You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

Please confirm in the game thread.

P.S. Please don’t get this role PM wet!

HELLO Ythan, you rolled a

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Vanilla Townie

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, you were very disappointed to hear that you were recently banned in China. But hey, now we can say that wordplay in China is the work of punarchists. To soften the blow we could joke about cannibalism in China, but cannibal jokes are face-eatious

Due to your unfortunate banning, your powers have been banned as well. Fortunately, you still have your voice and your vote!

You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

Please confirm in the game thread.

HELLO MattP, you rolled a

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Vanilla Townie

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, all who lay eyes on you find you to be stunningly attractive. Your beauty is unmatched. Although lalaladucks was quite proud of this orchid illustration, upon viewing the picture Katsuki suggested that your role be renamed to "VICTREEBEL" ):

While those emerald glass petals radiate with all their might, there is not much you can really do except sit there and look pretty. Fortunately, you do have your voice (through mind control powers) and your vote.

You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

Please confirm in the game thread.

HELLO Lady Lambdadelta, you rolled a

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Town Miller

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you are extremely funny!!!!! You make people laugh out loud, reduce them to rolling on the floor laughing their asses off and elicit genuine “teehee”s, “haha”s and “hehehe”s. Interestingly, Spanish speakers write “haha” as “jaja” and it’s “55555” in Thai, heh that’s funny isn't it haha ha! In French the equivalent of “lol” is “mdr” - mort de rire (dying of laughter), a most delightful way of articulating that!

You may find this or this amusing

Passive Abilities:

LAUGHING STOCK

: As hilarious as you are, you have a tendency to end up the butt end of jokes. You also have a tendency to end up on the butt end of investigations. Any investigations on you will yield a guilty result. You managed to draw a miller role yet again! Isn’t this PURE HILARITY???

FUNNY MAGICAL GIRL

: Hilarious and magical as you may be, there is nothing for you to sell your

loli body

soul to. You do however have your voice and your vote to try and make people laugh.

You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

Please confirm in the game thread.

HELLO pirate mollie, you rolled a

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Town Post-Restricted Lover

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, you are extremely exciting and bright. Colours are great, aren’t they? THERE ARE SO MANY COLOURS RIGHT? Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, violet and indigo, all the wonderful colours of the rainbow!!! RAINBOWS RAINBOWS RAINBOWS, the farts of unicorns and the paths to pots of leprechaun GOLD. Leprechauns are marvellous, with their little jigs that they do and their cantankerous temperaments and hilariously silly Irish accents just like how Faraday speaks! Although Skittles are quite the disappointment. Taste the rainbow? More like taste the tiny Tinkerbell turds…

Passive Abilities:

BRING COLOUR TO WORDS

: You wish to bring everything to life! As such, your posts must contain the colours of the rainbows. Failure to do so will result in punishment from the heavens.

AFFINITY FOR THE VIBRANT

: You love being radiant! You love it so much that you cannot be without sparkles! Should Starbuck die, you will die with her.

PAINT THE WORLD RAINBOW

: You will do what you can to transform the world into a more colourful place. You have your voice and your vote to help fight against those who wish to darken this world.

You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

Please confirm in the game thread.

HELLO Starbuck, you rolled a

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Town Lover

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, you’re the life of the German Sparkle Party (Sparkle Party, Sparkle Party). So glittery!! So twinkly!! So enchanting!! Shiny shiny shiny shiny shiny shiny!!! Pink sparkles, gold sparkles, blue sparkles, silver sparkles, SPARKLES EVERYWHERE ISN’T IT WONDERFUL IT’S WONDERFUL ISN’T IT YES IT IS YOU KNOW IT IS! Whenever any person anywhere anytime ever sees sparkles they are filled with excitement. MUCH excitement! Have you ever just grabbed a handful of sparkles and thrown it at someone? If not you really should try it! IT’S LIBERATING.

Passive Abilities:

SPARKLE SPARKLE, YEAH!

: Everyone loves sparkles! Especially colourful sparkles! However, without colour, there are no sparkles. Should pirate mollie die, you will die with her.

RADIANCE

: You will do what you can to transform the world into a more vibrant place. You have your voice and your vote to help fight against those who wish to darken this world.

You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

Please confirm in the game thread.

HELLO davesaz, you rolled a

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Post-restricted Vanilla Townie

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, you’re kind of the most glorious group of things to be surrounded by ever. Your adorable little sounds like squeak and ruff and baa and grrrrr and meep and rawr and above all, QUACK, instil warm feelings of joy in the listener! Your fur/feathers/fluffy stuffs are soooooooo soft Fleecy flamingoes. Wooly wallabies. Fuzzy foxes. Shaggy shih tzus. Downy ducks. Everyone just wants to pet cute fluffy animals riiiiiiiiight? Who doesn’t love cute fluffy animals? And for the record, cute fluffy animals ≠ ice cream!

Passive Abilities:

SO CUTE!

: You are cute and cuddly! So cute in fact that each and every post must contain something cute. Should there be any lack of nauseating cuteness, you will be punished by the heavens.

MEEP MEEP

: Everyone loves the sounds of cute animals! With your meeping and mewing, you may communicate normally and vote.

You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

Please confirm in the game thread.

HELLO Iecerint, you rolled a

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Town Unrequited Lover

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, you are VERY AWESOME and REALLY CUTE and INDESCRIBABLY COOL and GREATLY UNDER-APPRECIATED. It’s a mini goat. Need I say more?
Here’s an equation (which is completely legitimate) that has been devised to describe the formulation of a mini goat:
0.1(sheep + cuteness - wool + majesty + smallerness + tiny horns)³ + magic!
(exclamation mark indicates factorial)

Passive Abilities:

CUTE ANIMAL

: You are a really cute mini goat. This means you are a cute animal. Should Davesaz die, you will perish with them.

BLEAT!

: Goats like to bleat! Through this amazing ability, you will be able to communicate and vote.

You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

Please confirm in the game thread.

HELLO texcat, you rolled a

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, you’re just the coolest clear liquid around man. One shot and your throat feels the warmth. Two shots, three shots, four shots, now we’re having fun! Ooooooh, swirly in your brain so fluffy and giggly riiiiiiiiight? But. Hey! I’m not that drunk really look I’m barely tipsy! Five shots, six shots!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Dance dance dance dance dance. Why is everyone so much nicer now?? I’m so much nicer too though aren’t I? Right? I think so? Why dizzy what happen who that where me? Mmmmmmm so warm. So sleeeeeeeeeeeepy. Just hug EVERYONE that’s FUN and NOT WEIRD because ALTHOUGH you WOULDN’T hug THEM normally, YOU had VODKA and NOW you’re HAVING fun MAN just DO whatever THERE will BE no CONSEQUENCES at ALL ever!! Party party oh yeah uh huh all the music sounds so much better now! I’m not shouting, everyone else is just MUCH QUIETER! Time for a selfie that I totally won’t regret in the morning!! Wait, where’s my phone? Help help help people please where is my phone I don’t know where I left it I had it right here but then I went to the bathroom and I DUNNO WHERE IT IS NOW PLEASE HELP yes friend call me please you such good friend very nice thank you I loves you oh my pocket I feel… My pocket is vibrating oh there’s my phone ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh right my phone was in my pocket that makes sense. THANKS!

Passive Abilities:

TOTALLY SLIZZARD

: You are so gone that you’re fly like a G6! As such, every post you make must contain some reference to how intoxicated you are. Stating how you’re “fly like a G6” would be acceptable.

DRUNKEN DIALOGUE

: As drunk as you are, you still possess coherent enough speech and the ability to vote.

You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

Please confirm in the game thread.

[duckcake]

Role PMs and PTs here but still waiting for all scum to allow releasing their PT

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oh yup fixed!

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D: no lld! you did really well. i'd say you had the most accurate reads of any player in the game but overall the town just struggled to be cohesive which was disappointing.

[duckcake]

oh yeah that fake guilty was great :p i wanted lambda to keep up the ruse longer but it would've been risky i suppose

[duckcake]

~Private Topics~

Spoiler:

Devil Duck Hellpond (Mafia PT)

DGB's Kinky Sex Dungeon (Neighbourhood)

Cupcake God Heavenplate (Dead Thread)

now with mafia pt!