Blitz 18: Wedding Invitational Mafia - GAME OVER

[BROseidon]

you can still bake me cookies though

k.

[BROseidon]

lol, Anne Burrell just made a "size matters" joke even though she's a lesbian.

[BROseidon]

My parents are lesbians.

I know.

[BROseidon]

Empire-town:

Probably you as well at this point if only because you're engaging me in discussion.

I'm slightly townreading Empire too because I liked how he tried to engage me.

Do I

really

think that both of Empire's scumpartners townread him for the exact same reason?
Not really.

I think they townread him because it was expected that he would obvtown eventually. Both of these interactions additionally looked like actual appeasement, not the appeasement type approach that BRO claimed wrt Mala.

If anything that looks really coached/fake.

Did you have day talk in tales of you?

[BROseidon]

I'm taking a break right now, I can't handle this.

Literally have 0 idea who the scum is.

And if you're going to force me to make a stand, fuck off.

it's bro
you're welcome

No u.

[BROseidon]

Actually I kind of want to get lynched now so you guys can see how troll me rolling Cabd's dad was.

[BROseidon]

Like I actually think either my role-pm was written after I got Cabd's dad or Cabd rigged it for me to get his dad b/c it's too perfect.

[BROseidon]

Actually I kind of want to get lynched now so you guys can see how troll me rolling Cabd's dad was.

self-vote, let's make it happen

I don't want it ~that~ badly.

This isn't Xenogear - I'm not going to be upset if I get mislynched here. I'll mostly just lord it over everyone after the game like a dick.

[BROseidon]

That game was pretty rage-inducing.

Tiphane was pretty fucking terrible, too.

[BROseidon]

"Let me hammer the supersaint as conftown."

[BROseidon]

Wow, these people on worst cooks suck at cooking to a degree that I cannot comprehend.

[BROseidon]

It's pretty fun.

You have to wonder how these people function in everyday life, though.

[BROseidon]

Actually I kind of want to get lynched now so you guys can see how troll me rolling Cabd's dad was.

The PM is pretty troll, though.

[BROseidon]

I had faith in you

[BROseidon]

I mean, yes?

But I'm still town!

[BROseidon]

Also, Ceph, enjoy being the NK tonight.

[BROseidon]

Natirasha gets cookies.

[BROseidon]

Nati what kind of cookies do you like?

[BROseidon]

I'm still town.

If I were scum I would totes self-hammer, though.

[BROseidon]

Nati what kind of cookies do you like?

Double Chocolate Chunk?!?

Sounds good!

[BROseidon]

or better yet i'll convince penguin to bake cookies and then i'll say i baked them!

This is probably a better deal tbqh. penguin actually bakes iirc.

[BROseidon]

Is this one of those "Come to the dark side, we have cookies" things? If so, totally worth it!

it's the lamest "i'm about to die" posting i've ever seen

I mean, yeah.

But I'm also still town.

[BROseidon]

like empire patting me on the head and going "it's okay you suspected me, i forgive you buddy" takes some sort of
something

I did the same thing?

[BROseidon]

Let's be real what I should be offering given my skill set is blowjobs here >.>

[BROseidon]

Except that's mostly relevant to Ceph.

[BROseidon]

like empire patting me on the head and going "it's okay you suspected me, i forgive you buddy" takes some sort of
something

I did the same thing?

no you started to push me and then you backed off and i said it was a really shitty reason and you were like "nah dude it's fine" and then i was your #2

I dunno, I liked my trajectory there!

[BROseidon]

Let's be real what I should be offering given my skill set is blowjobs here >.>

This is a skill set that would probably be much more effective in a different crowd.

Ceph is still in the game!

But yeah all my other gays got deaded

[BROseidon]

You could always hammer Empire!

Then we won't have another day phase. What a bonus!

[BROseidon]

Also if anything this interaction is making me more sure that I'm right b/c if any of you three were scum you would have switched votes by now.

[BROseidon]

nacho pls.

[BROseidon]

How could you lynch someone who's avatar is so ~iconic~

[BROseidon]

Your tone seems very pointed right now.

[BROseidon]

Bitch please.

Mine are much better

[BROseidon]

I don't think there's actually a good gay parody song to play here.

[BROseidon]

[BROseidon]

Your tone seems very pointed right now.

and don't think i don't see you taking potshots, scumBROphedite.

That's what the text in my avatar says.

[BROseidon]

[BROseidon]

Except that's mostly relevant to Ceph.

this is the most engaging thing you have said all game

I have the 4th highest post count!

[BROseidon]

Natirasha's reasons are amazing

[BROseidon]

Frankly, this is the most fun I've had in a mafia game in a long time.

Probably because it's the first mafia game I've played in a long time, but also because the game is so troll at this point.

[BROseidon]

Eh, not like that's any different than Empire coming in here.

You'll still get cookies!

[BROseidon]

No hard feelings from me!!!

Yeah but no cookies for you >:C

[BROseidon]

8/8 gr8 b8 m8

[BROseidon]

Someone on worst cooks just tried to make a grilled cheese by putting cheese on a grill.

[BROseidon]

My life is complete

[BROseidon]

He wanted a nice sear on the cheese.

[BROseidon]

Nacho y u so funny.

[BROseidon]

We need to go get drunk on the shore of lake michigan again.

That was almost a year ago!

[BROseidon]

Welp, still town.

[BROseidon]

Have fun in LyLo tomorrow!

[BROseidon]

Probably you?

[BROseidon]

4 scum in this setup makes 0 sense. Town power this game has been pretty weak and 11/4 requires you to give town a metric fuckton of power.

[BROseidon]

Like, Syry is a super nerfed cop, I'm theoretically neg utility, the bride/groom aren't ~that~ strong, bgs aren't particularly strong.

[BROseidon]

Oh I was vote-parking Pie until she died.

[BROseidon]

There was no universe in which I was letting her live after the whole debacle with Marquis + trying to derail the Mala lynch onto ns.

[BROseidon]

Like I'm still pretty sure it's just Empire.

[BROseidon]

ggwp ceph.

[BROseidon]

Also can we talk about how great my role pm was?

[BROseidon]

Almost like... and i could be wrong here, but,.... it's almost like I lived for decades with the guy.

Was it rigged so that I would get it, though?

Because I totally think it was.