Orca? This! is! Dance of the Title Fairy!

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #933 (isolation #0) » Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:41 pm

Nominate hasdgfas for Liberal Freak.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1026 (isolation #1) » Sat Jun 07, 2008 7:10 pm

But that would upset the delicate balance of the status quo, and then hugs might become the norm. Confusion!

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1145 (isolation #2) » Sun Jun 22, 2008 8:20 am

Nominate OhGodMyLife for

StillBetterThanYourLife

.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1221 (isolation #3) » Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:21 am

Can we remove Alabaska's Mafia Scum title? Just leave him with a blank.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1287 (isolation #4) » Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:27 am

S has tin licking?

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1333 (isolation #5) » Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:57 am

shaft.ed wrote:
Nominate Alabaska J pure, unadulterated mediocrity

Second.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1375 (isolation #6) » Sat Jul 19, 2008 2:24 pm

Alabaska J wrote:
Thok wrote:
Cyberbob wrote:If only you put as much effort into finding a decent avatar as you do coming up with titles for people.
I was under the impression he put exactly as much effort into his avatar as he does for titles.
I'm man enough to admit this made me chuckle.

It didn't make you roflcopter? Bad Pun!

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1405 (isolation #7) » Sat Jul 26, 2008 7:36 am

Pie_is_good wrote:
Maz Medias wrote:
Alabaska J wrote:I don't see him hosing noobs…
Or being funny or, hell, even the slightest bit likeable, for that matter.
Who are you? [size=0]I'm kidding, I totally know who you are. I'm just saying this to make you feel bad about yourself.[/size]

Patient Zero for Alabaska Syndrome

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1461 (isolation #8) » Thu Jul 31, 2008 11:47 am

Alabaska J wrote:
Oman wrote:
Erg0 wrote:Given his vampiric nature, nominate Vamparific for
In the Dark
.
2nded. Go for "rewarding medocrity!"
3rded. HEY. There is
nothing wrong
with being mediocre.

You're right you know, and I'm glad you can say that and still feel good about yourself. Go you!

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1481 (isolation #9) » Thu Jul 31, 2008 11:43 pm

Nominate MoS for Two Wrongs make a Lefty

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1503 (isolation #10) » Fri Aug 01, 2008 5:22 pm

Cyberbob wrote:This thread is GD

Fixed.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1528 (isolation #11) » Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:30 pm

Then why don't we just go with

<3

?

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1530 (isolation #12) » Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:45 pm

Thestatusquo wrote:Because I dont think that actually communicates what I was trying to communicate.

Ugh... What was wrong with my suggestion? Why do we have to change it to less good versions of the same thing...

Capitalism says so.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1556 (isolation #13) » Thu Aug 07, 2008 8:40 am

PokerFace wrote:
Thok wrote:
Mr. Flay wrote:Ho ho, that was so droll.
Posts deleted.

Now I'm curious about what I missed.

Also, Xdaamno is given a title.
A bunch of posters (Can't remember all who) 5thed, 6thed, 7thed, 8thed, 9thed, and 10thed Xdammo's I love you title, I believe. I think whoever was 6th said let's get this into double digits and so it kept growing.

I said to get it into double digits at 9 I think.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1562 (isolation #14) » Sat Aug 09, 2008 8:48 am

somestrangeflea wrote:Given current developments,
Nominate Xdammno for "I (don't) love you"

No.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1564 (isolation #15) » Sat Aug 09, 2008 8:56 am

Korts wrote:
Lord Gurgi wrote:No.
This.

Xdaamno still loves us, even if he only did it for a bet at first. He realized while we were dating that we are in fact a valuable person, and when he introduced us to his parents, he found that we are the perfect girl for him. Now we will get married to him.

Nine kids also.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1568 (isolation #16) » Sat Aug 09, 2008 9:18 am

Korts wrote:Is it healthy, though, for a whole community of largely male forumpeople to give birth to only nine children total in a marriage where love is quite obviously rampant?

You have to account for AniX.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1579 (isolation #17) » Sun Aug 10, 2008 6:26 pm

Please allow 4-6 weeks for delivery.

Lord Gurgi · Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:05 am

Alabaska J wrote:
nominate Lawrencealot for A Really Crappy Title

You were warned…

This is an improvement over the norm.

Lord Gurgi · Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:33 am

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1612 (isolation #20) » Mon Aug 18, 2008 2:46 pm

Simenon wrote:
Pie_is_good wrote:
Alabaska J wrote:Nominate Thestatusquo for Guy with the Big Cock
Third
Second

Pro edit.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1643 (isolation #21) » Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:24 am

zu_Faul wrote:I don't think Alabaska should get a title.

This is why I suggested that he just gets a blank.

Lord Gurgi · Thu Aug 21, 2008 11:39 am

Alabaska J wrote:I bet if I made a thread saying "post here and you'll get a title nomination" no one would post in it.

It would be superfluous when people post on this site you give them a title nomination.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1662 (isolation #23) » Fri Aug 22, 2008 3:08 pm

That's an improvement, if you hadn't noticed.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1666 (isolation #24) » Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:34 am

Killah Nine wrote:i support alab j

What?

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1668 (isolation #25) » Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:44 am

Killah Nine wrote:
Lord Gurgi wrote:
Killah Nine wrote:i support alab j
What?
lol i may hav been high wen i rote dat yo

Well that's okay then.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1718 (isolation #26) » Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:26 pm

Title Arbitrary?

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1742 (isolation #27) » Sun Aug 31, 2008 1:26 pm

Alabaska J wrote:Remember kids, it's not random, it's
arbitrairy
.

Great job, you just killed the joke.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1746 (isolation #28) » Mon Sep 01, 2008 5:56 am

Nominate AlabaskaJ: Comedicide.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1749 (isolation #29) » Mon Sep 01, 2008 2:57 pm

Alabaska J wrote:Also, his new title nom sucks.

As compared to your fantastic titles? Seriously, don't kill the funny.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1752 (isolation #30) » Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:37 pm

Alabaska J wrote:
Lord Gurgi wrote:
Alabaska J wrote:Also, his new title nom sucks.
As compared to your fantastic titles? Seriously, don't kill the funny.
Never said mine were any good. In fact, I have embraced their mediocrity. However, I find it quite troubling that you think I was "killing the funny." Could you be so kind as to point to the humorous gem of yours I have ruined?

It took you two days to come up with

that?

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1754 (isolation #31) » Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:58 pm

Alabaska J wrote:
Lord Gurgi wrote:
Alabaska J wrote:
Lord Gurgi wrote:
Alabaska J wrote:Also, his new title nom sucks.
As compared to your fantastic titles? Seriously, don't kill the funny.
Never said mine were any good. In fact, I have embraced their mediocrity. However, I find it quite troubling that you think I was "killing the funny." Could you be so kind as to point to the humorous gem of yours I have ruined?
It took you two days to come up with
that?
/facepalm

Has it ever occurred to you I have a
life
outside of here? This is the first time I've checked here in two days. sigh

Are you talking about Meat World? You can't have a life in Meat World.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1755 (isolation #32) » Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:59 pm

Also Thok: Feel free to delete these posts when they get too ad hominem

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1771 (isolation #33) » Thu Sep 04, 2008 5:04 pm

Mod Screw?

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1773 (isolation #34) » Thu Sep 04, 2008 5:31 pm

Nominate Tarhalindur: Mod Screw

. Now that I have some approval.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1779 (isolation #35) » Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:51 pm

It doesn't fit somehow, Simenon has so much personality there must be something that would work really well.

Lord Gurgi · Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:49 am

Alabaska J wrote:
creampuffeater wrote:you DIDDNT realize it was a gimmick? FAIL!
no I realized it, I just hoped it wasn't true. Kind of like a little girl hoping unicorns are real even though she knows they aren't.

Unicorn Santa

is

real.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1810 (isolation #37) » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:46 pm

Alabaska J wrote:
Nominate Lord Gurgi for A Little Girl

I prefer princess.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1830 (isolation #38) » Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:29 pm

Tamuz, I think that was actually a compliment.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1853 (isolation #39) » Sun Sep 21, 2008 7:20 am

JDodge wrote:
Thok wrote:
JDodge wrote:
Nominate Lord Gurgi for "Flimsy"
, based on his actions in high-pressure situations.
I'm pretty sure that Lord Gurgi has no interest in a title that insults him. Accept it.

If you want to reference the McCain thread, something like "Socialists are scum" strikes me as a better way to do it. And that's assuming Lord Gurgi wants a title based off of that thread.

Added titles for Simenon and Nocmen.
Ask him yourself - Flimsy is a now long-standing nickname.

Just to clarify, I'm fine with this title.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1855 (isolation #40) » Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:28 pm

Alabaska J wrote:are you sure?

I can't tell, is this supposed to be funny?

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1857 (isolation #41) » Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:36 pm

Alabaska J wrote:
Lord Gurgi wrote:
Alabaska J wrote:are you sure?
I can't tell, is this supposed to be funny?
erm, it was a little joke, yes. As in you can't decide about shit, so I wanted to make sure you want the title. Not really that funny
when explained.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1908 (isolation #42) » Tue Sep 30, 2008 2:06 pm

JDodge wrote:
Oman wrote:Can we get Andy a title, the guy has been around and done enough to deserve one...
There is nothing that defines him enough to give him a title yet. It makes more sense to wait for a good title then force through some terrible half-assed title like most of the recent ones are.

Nominate Andycyca: Undefined

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1918 (isolation #43) » Wed Oct 01, 2008 1:02 pm

Thok wrote:Nobody likes
GTKA
(which would be short for "Get to know Andycyca")?

Who?

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1920 (isolation #44) » Wed Oct 01, 2008 1:06 pm

populartajo wrote:
Second who?

Unless it was a Flimsy's joke.

It was a suggestion for a title.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1928 (isolation #45) » Wed Oct 08, 2008 4:59 pm

In other news:

Coron wrote:
BlakAdder wrote:
forbiddanlight wrote:
shaft.ed wrote:
shaft.ed wrote:
shaft.ed wrote:
shaft.ed wrote:
shaft.ed wrote:man the service in this thread sucks.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1934 (isolation #46) » Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:19 pm

shaft.ed wrote:maybe
Roleblocked by God
since he was both roleblocked by God in the figurative and literal sense. If you believe in God that is.

Godblocked

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1936 (isolation #47) » Tue Oct 14, 2008 3:06 pm

hasdgfas wrote:
Lord Gurgi wrote:
shaft.ed wrote:maybe
Roleblocked by God
since he was both roleblocked by God in the figurative and literal sense. If you believe in God that is.
Godblocked
I would say
Glockblocked
but that doesn't fit with flavor as well.

But it is better, I think.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1939 (isolation #48) » Tue Oct 14, 2008 3:24 pm

I dunno, some version of

Albatross!

.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1944 (isolation #49) » Wed Oct 15, 2008 5:02 am

'E's 'Armless.

Lord Gurgi · Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:23 pm

PokerFace wrote:
Lord Gurgi wrote:'E's 'Armless.
But you weren't the black knight...

Lord Gurgi · Sun Oct 19, 2008 11:28 am

So which is it? Almighty Thok?

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1973 (isolation #52) » Tue Oct 21, 2008 2:25 pm

Nominate Pie_is_Good: I <3 </3

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #1981 (isolation #53) » Thu Oct 23, 2008 1:34 pm

Am I dead yet?

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #2001 (isolation #54) » Sat Oct 25, 2008 5:16 am

He got Mod Screw, there's a long list of waiting titles.

Lord Gurgi · Wed Oct 29, 2008 11:27 am

Nominate Andycyca for

Spamkill

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #2048 (isolation #56) » Fri Nov 07, 2008 7:16 pm

Thok wrote:I like my title. I always have. Plus there isn't anything natural to change it to (except possibly "Abuse of Power".)

I prefer

By the power of Greyskull

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #2070 (isolation #57) » Sat Nov 22, 2008 4:33 pm

Nominate Primate: i arnt talkin 2 me

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #2086 (isolation #58) » Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:51 am

Nekka-Lucifer wrote:Yes my word is my bond?

Accept Townsperson

YES I GOT A TITLE!!!

Please wait 4-6 weeks for delivery.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #2092 (isolation #59) » Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:10 pm

Elias_the_thief wrote:
Porochaz wrote:
animorpherv1 wrote:
Korts wrote:
Lord Gurgi wrote:
Nekka-Lucifer wrote:Yes my word is my bond?

Accept Townsperson

YES I GOT A TITLE!!!
Please wait 4-6
weeks

months

million years
till Jeep has time for delivery.
Fixed
Fixed even more.
Boring fix -
Porochaz
Elias, taking the fun out of
multiquotes mafiascum
Porochaz.
fixed.

Fixed. <3 Prozac.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #2131 (isolation #60) » Fri Dec 05, 2008 6:57 pm

When did titles stop being about the people they are for?

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #2135 (isolation #61) » Fri Dec 05, 2008 8:11 pm

Adel wrote:I missed you ZoneAce. I'm glad to see you posting again.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #2141 (isolation #62) » Sat Dec 06, 2008 5:40 am

Moar drunkposting in the title fairy thread.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #2193 (isolation #63) » Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:36 pm

Tarhalindur wrote:I'll
Second Xyzzy for Mod Abandoned
in place of "Nothing Happens".

I don't like the current Kinetic proposal, so...
Nominate Kinetic for Game Breaker
(again, for breaking the setup in half in B5).

Try

Racist

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #2224 (isolation #64) » Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:24 pm

crywolf20084 wrote:
UltimaAvalon wrote:Guess who still doesn't have his title

jeep wrote:Pshew, quite a list. I'll see if I can get them done before Xmas, but
no guarantees.

-JEEP

I don't have mine either so hold your horses.. Yeeeesh....

Some people have been waiting since before you joined the site.

Lord Gurgi · Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:52 am

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #2258 (isolation #66) » Fri Dec 26, 2008 7:20 pm

ZONEACE wrote:
Adel wrote:with all of these new titles I feel significantly less special. Thanks a lot jeep.

Nominate Adel for "Doesn't Need a Helmet"

What about something less indirect, try

Speshul

.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #2260 (isolation #67) » Fri Dec 26, 2008 7:58 pm

ZONEACE wrote:
Lord Gurgi wrote:
ZONEACE wrote:
Adel wrote:with all of these new titles I feel significantly less special. Thanks a lot jeep.

Nominate Adel for "Doesn't Need a Helmet"
What about something less indirect, try
Speshul
.
Subtlty is funnier. Or at least smarter.

Probably the latter. Doesn't need a helmet is a bit obscure.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #2262 (isolation #68) » Fri Dec 26, 2008 8:11 pm

Nominate Adel for

Significantly Less Special

. Direct.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #2263 (isolation #69) » Fri Dec 26, 2008 9:00 pm

Nominate Ultima Avalon for

Registered Self-Voter

.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #2295 (isolation #70) » Mon Dec 29, 2008 5:34 pm

When did we start talking about Stef?

Lord Gurgi · Mon Dec 29, 2008 11:51 pm

Shanba wrote:
alvinz95 wrote:roflcopter definitely needs a title.

Too many people with titles now...
I think this post is ironic.

Nah, it's not. It's just like: I need another drink. Boy, I'm smashed. Or, I want a cookie. God, I'm fat.

Lord Gurgi · Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:41 pm

Thok wrote:
alvinz95 wrote:I'm sorry if I offended anyone, but I was just posting my opinion.

I know for a fact I'm not worthy of a title, but I thought roflcopter was. No need for snapping with sarcasm and attacks please.
Nominate alvinz95 for
Not worthy
.

How witty.

Second

.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #2352 (isolation #73) » Sun Jan 04, 2009 4:48 pm

Mommy Scum

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #2360 (isolation #74) » Sun Jan 04, 2009 6:36 pm

I was trying for a stretched rhyme with Mafia Scum. Mummy doesn't work nearly so well.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #2365 (isolation #75) » Sun Jan 04, 2009 7:40 pm

No.

Second Mafia Mum

. British

and

witty. What more could you want?