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[Cybele]

If I could subtract points for font, I would. Impact would have done it best, as is standard.

But at least it wasn't a complete misunderstanding of the concept of Philosoraptor.

[Cybele]

Official judge here. Other than the fact that it's a bit unfair that Kcda got quite a few cracks at making a good meme, his (in my humble opinion) outclass both ani and the other team's submissions.

[Cybele]

This is the only good chesskid one:
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/5ioa/#by=sp
Oh, and CHESSKID
CHESSKID
That one's kinda lol.

[Cybele]

Should I tell them guys?

We tried throwing the challenge so we could vote out OP, just in case the next challenge requires the whole tribe's participation (since Kiwi doesn't require sit-outs), and his flakiness would screw us.

It's a very sad situation...

Ha. This makes it make so much sense now.
They were both so terrible. I honestly scaled UP the points, so I wasn't just giving you each 1-3 points total.
So pathetic on both sides.

[Cybele]

I'm taking over for the next little while.

[Cybele]

While I'm thinking about it, since Cybele is comod, we should be sending everythig to him as well.

Normally, please don't do this.

[Cybele]

Challenge starts in one hour. I'm going to flip a coin to see who goes first. Anyone can call it for their team. First come, first serve.
1 = Heads
2 = Tails

[Cybele]

HoS calls heads. The coin flip:

Original Roll String: 1d2

1 2-Sided Dice: (2) = 2

[Cybele]

MP will go first. Challenge starts in 21 minutes.

[Cybele]

Race start!

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Team MP to roll. If you use an item, declare it in thread before the roll.

[Cybele]

MP rips out on the track, moving six spaces.

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Team HoS to roll. If you use an item, declare it in thread before the roll.

[Cybele]

HoS takes it more tentatively, moving three spaces.
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Team MP to roll. If you use an item, declare it in thread before the roll.

[Cybele]

No luck for MP, moving one space.
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Team HoS to roll. If you use an item, declare it in thread before the roll.

[Cybele]

Erp, I C U DELETIN THAT 1 TRAGEDY.

Hrm. I didn't see anything. In the future, please wait until I update to roll. Thanks.

[Cybele]

Yes, I'm aware. I'm not counting it, but it can serve as a warning. In the future, only roll after I've updated the map. Also, no deleting or editing, but that should be obvious.

[Cybele]

HoS is catching up, moving three spaces.
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Team MP to roll. If you use an item, declare it in thread before the roll.

[Cybele]

Bad luck carries on for MP, moving one space.
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Team HoS to roll. If you use an item, declare it in thread before the roll.

[Cybele]

HoS pulls into the lead, moving three spaces.
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Team MP to roll. If you use an item, declare it in thread before the roll.

[Cybele]

Interesting that no items have been used yet.

[Cybele]

Team MP ignites a turbo!

Ohhh, bad luck strikes again for MP, moving one space.
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Team HoS to roll. If you use an item, declare it in thread before the roll.

[Cybele]

I saw it before. No problems.

[Cybele]

When a "=" is red, it means MPs car is on top of it.
When a "=" is blue, it means HoS car is on top of it.
When its bolded it means both are on the same "="

[Cybele]

Team HoS speeds ahead, moving four spaces.
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Team MP to roll. If you use an item, declare it in thread before the roll.

[Cybele]

Team MP ignites another turbo!

Team MP ties it up, moving four spaces.
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Team HoS to roll. If you use an item, declare it in thread before the roll.

[Cybele]

Using green for tied positions now.

[Cybele]

HoS crosses the halfway mark, moving three spaces.
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Team MP to roll. If you use an item, declare it in thread before the roll.

[Cybele]

Team MP keeps it close, moving three spaces.
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Team HoS to roll. If you use an item, declare it in thread before the roll.

[Cybele]

Turbo.

Original Roll String: 1d8 (STATIC)

1 8-Sided Dice: (7) = 7

Doesn't count. Shame.

[Cybele]

Team HoS ignites a turbo!

HoS rockets ahead, moving five spaces.
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Team MP to roll. If you use an item, declare it in thread before the roll.

[Cybele]

With HoS dust in their faces, MP takes their next roll seriously, moving six spaces.
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Team HoS to roll. If you use an item, declare it in thread before the roll.

[Cybele]

Team HoS fires a missile! Team MP is at -1 for next roll

HoS regains the lead, moving three spaces.
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Team MP to roll. If you use an item, declare it in thread before the roll. You are now rolling 1d6-1.

[Cybele]

You're still under the affect of the missile, so I rule 1. Update in next post.

[Cybele]

MP swerves and spins out, moving one space.
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Team HoS to roll. If you use an item, declare it in thread before the roll.

[Cybele]

Team HoS ignites another turbo!

No luck for HoS, moving one space.
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Team MP to roll. If you use an item, declare it in thread before the roll.

[Cybele]

Team MP wins.

Further updates to be performed by kiwieagle.
Cybele /out.

[Cybele]

To be honest, the turbo proved to be the biggest waste of funds. Tragedy used her missile well, actually.

[Cybele]

kiwi's V/LA until tomorrow sometime. Game will resume then.

[Cybele]

What. The. FUCK.

[Cybele]

What. The. FUCK.

Yeah, pretty much my reaction to this challenge.

No, gandalf. Just no.

[Cybele]

It's always been the tribe's responsibility to deal with ragequitters and flakes, except in extreme situations (been flaked for several challenges, and yet never voted off comes to mind).
I suggest two things:
Primarily, gandalf shut up. Just leave the thread. That's how a ragequit works: you have to actually leave.
Secondarily, kiwi should just progress to a normal tribal council. Making exceptions for the rules of the game to satisfy a player who's quit anyways is asinine.