Survivor: Summertime (The End!)

[JDGA]

wow this thread

[JDGA]

Disclaimer to inb4 "but you retired" comments:
I'm

permanently

retired from anonymous Survivor. This is very unlikely to change, simply because I find it more work than fun.
Mafia, Botswana, and All-Stars are the three I have the fondest memories of, and their one connection is obvious.
That said, on with the game! After I sleep, that is.

[JDGA]

Let's Make A Deal!

If the blue tribe names themselves Atlas, we'll name ourselves P-Body.

*shot*

[JDGA]

I just noticed the second Poke in JDGA's avi. Very cool.

You have kloud to thank for it.

[JDGA]

I demand an intervention on the grounds that "BEACHIN' IT UP IN MY SPEEDO YEAH GIRL"

I mean
wat

[JDGA]

Not likely to do a confessional, but non-players can feel free to IM me for interrogation.

[JDGA]

derpy derp derp that explains why I got a message "you have two hours left to vote" which I didn't see until just now when I voted ages ago XD

[JDGA]

Mhykol, clearly.

[JDGA]

thatsthejoke.png

[JDGA]

Almost certainly

[JDGA]

Hold up a second, you only relabelled it

after

the ceasefire began?
I'd been touching it up a bit because I assumed it was one of ours. <_<

[JDGA]

I have 24 rows of DEAT spanning the entire length of the map. I think I win automatically simply because of time and effort values.
Alternatively, if time and effort values for some reason

aren't

important, then I'm pretty sure the Orange Backup Shelter wins. Sorry, you're too mediocre!

[JDGA]

The first half of this challenge felt like I was playing on XBox Live with 12-year-olds. That is never a good thing.

Welcome to mafiascum!

[JDGA]

loldrama

[JDGA]

I was half expecting Yakety Sax, but that works too.

[JDGA]

Yes, obviously the game is biased because the favorites aren't winning every challenge

yawn

QFT pretty much

[JDGA]

That's only in off-site Survivors. Not so in public ones like this.

[JDGA]

JDGA claims the word mouse

[JDGA]

JDGA claims the word airer

each participating player may claim a word once between each set of XX:16s

[JDGA]

JDGA claims the word moues

[JDGA]

JDGA claims the word visa

[JDGA]

[JDGA]

JDGA claims the word ires

[JDGA]

JDGA claims the word sum

[JDGA]

JDGA claims the word sue

[JDGA]

Hey Bluies, this is a polite request for you to vote off

TVTropes

this round. I have uni tomorrow, I should have been in bed three hours ago >_>

[JDGA]

(please tell me this isn't going to be like Botswana and we aren't going to keep swapping all game)
(because this is going to get so absurd as it is already)

[JDGA]

weeee obligatory surrender challenge
weeee obligatory sappy garbage in-thread
Well at least the results should be interesting.

[JDGA]

Why can't we do both at once? Q_Q

[JDGA]

Hah
Yeah I'm not surprised the first two were accepted, but I think this one might see a fair few dropping. HMM.

[JDGA]

Also, as a quick note for anyone that can't be bothered checking on their own, should a no-vote all-tie happen as Chevre just stated, TS would be going home on the blue tribe, and KBW would be going home on the orange tribe.

[JDGA]

Can castaways eliminated from the challenge communicate privately with each other now?

[JDGA]

Bah, figured it was worth a shot. At least this should only last one more day.

[JDGA]

oh wow this is amazing

[JDGA]

[JDGA]

(If you both decline then you've literally forced ALL those extra tasks onto yourselves for absolutely nothing, you know)
(Although at this point there's really no shame in doing so, you've both done your tribes proud)
(And Marquis there's honestly no way we'd vote you after this )

[JDGA]

Think of it this way:
If you decline, you ARE sending your tribe to TC.
If you accept, you personally are coming

very

close to sending yourself off the island, and if your opponent won't decline then you'll go to TC through no fault of your own.

[JDGA]

man i cannot wait for whodunnit

All

of the this.
It'll be like the Riddle Me This thread from

way

back, but greater than ever.

[JDGA]

...that awkward moment when you realise that only one or two people here are going to have a clue what I'm talking about

[JDGA]

man orc that's actually just pissing me off like you're willing to screw candi over just to give yourself immunity. like srsly bro have some consideration

Yeah cuz I can actually be eliminated at the next TC

actually that's a good point
Hey favs, wanna just pagong them?

[JDGA]

(Well it's not like you three and KBW aren't in a mega-alliance that would do the same to us the moment you get the chance)

[JDGA]

It was only individual immunity challenges that were removed, I'm pretty sure.

[JDGA]

Marquis, you are a true hero

Perhaps an insane one as well

[JDGA]

uh
Huh?

[JDGA]

Save me candi! :c

It's clear at this point where your allegiances lie. Why exactly should I help you when you probably wouldn't do the same?

loldrama

[JDGA]

It's been 28 hours and 10 minutes since the TC results WHERE IS CHALLENGE D:<

[JDGA]

Anyway, if, at the end of 48 hours

36 hours

later, the challenge will conclude

Huh? Also, this looks a lot like the sort of challenge you'd want to be around at the start for. Guess that's lucky for me I'm actually up early enough for a live challenge for the first time ever?

[JDGA]

JDGA claims the yellow ball!

[JDGA]

(expired on 2013-08-06 00:00:00)

[JDGA]

No this is the "I'm Australian it's only noon here suckers" countdown

[JDGA]

JDGA dodges Orcinus' tackle!

[JDGA]

Orcinus guns down JDGA in want of his/her Yellow ball!

YOU AIN'T GOING NOWHERE

[JDGA]

JDGA passes the yellow ball to Animorph

LUNCH TIEM

[JDGA]

JDGA tackles Candillan in want of his blue

sphere

ball!

[JDGA]

[JDGA]

JDGA passes the blue ball to Snakes!

[JDGA]

JDGA tackles TS in want of his red ball!

[JDGA]

JDGA passes the red ball to Orcinus!

[JDGA]

Red - Orcinus
Orange - Marquise
Yellow - Animorph
Green - kloud
White - Candi
Blue - Snakes

[JDGA]

LOL

[JDGA]

you two



DO YOU FEEL IT YET

But it's not even 6pm! I haven't even had dinner yet!

[JDGA]

JDGA tackles kloud in want of his blue ball.

[JDGA]

JDGA passes the blue ball to Snakes!

[JDGA]

STOP TAKING THE RED BALL IF YOU'RE JUST GOING TO GIVE IT AWAY

LOOOOOOOOL

[JDGA]

[JDGA]

lol oh you

[JDGA]

Oh I almost forgot, that ten hours ran out earlier
Lemme fix that for you:

[JDGA]

The countdown was counting down to how long I was planning to go with no issues, but I got hungry and decided it wasn't worth risking it for lunch.

[JDGA]

(Showdown?)

[JDGA]

State of Play:

Red - animorph
Orange - kloud
Yellow - JDGA
Green - orcinus
White - CC
Blue - Snakes

[JDGA]

(yes)

[JDGA]

I'm half expecting

every

page claim post to be a tackle, simply because they're much more easily missed. :V
Oh well. I'll just have to go back to what I was doing earlier and claiming them all myself now that I've mentioned this.

[JDGA]

Geeeez seriously though it's like the 24 Hours at Le Mans challenge from Mass Effect except slightly less active and 50% longer v_v

[JDGA]

The issue with using a stopwatch to remind me to refresh the thread:


Fortunately, now that that's over with, I can do this:

JDGA passes the yellow ball to Animorph!

Night all~

[JDGA]

JDGA tackles kloud in want of the orange ball

Also I think at this point we can just drop the open secret about the colour values, since it's obvious everyone knows what's up with them.

[JDGA]

So tl;dr red is lolworthless, you guys are

never

getting your hands on yellow, and ani is terrible at picking out targets.

[JDGA]

JDGA throws the black ball at TS

inb4 "THAT'S RACIST"

JDGA throws the wrecking ball at TS

inb4 "THAT'S PROMOTING BEING A DRUNKARD" as though society doesn't do that far too much itself already

JDGA throws the spiked ball at TS

(inb4 "YOU'RE SLEEP-DEPRIVED GO TO BED ALREADY YOU MORON" in which case I entirely agree with you so night all for real this time)

[JDGA]

...that's not even the passing format AT ALL but I guess that shows you how my mind is entirely on autopilot right now. Bluh.

[JDGA]

Why would I want to do that? There's no point in committing murder if your mind's too shutdown to enjoy it~

[JDGA]

actually if I go to sleep now that I've said that, I'll inevitably wake up in a padded cell courtesy of the CIA. Bah. I think I'll have to take my chances with that though.

[JDGA]

...didIjustkillthechat?
I'm not that scary am I really?
I mean, just because I'm bored, and when I'm bored I'll start doing anything to become less bored, and I'm sleep-deprived too which deducts drastically from my common sense stat, doesn't mean you have to all go silent all day! v_v
Geeeeeeeez seriously?

[JDGA]

._.

[JDGA]

<_<

[JDGA]

JDGA tackles CuddlyCaucasian in want of the white ball

CUT BY PASSING ARE YOU KIDDING ME NO THANK YOU

JDGA passes the red ball to Marquis!

[JDGA]

(can I correct that to orc? I do things without thinking at 5am)

[JDGA]

:V you should probably just pass it to orc anyway

JDGA tackles Candi in want of the orange ball

[JDGA]

JDGA passes the green ball to Cephrir

[JDGA]

Yeah that's been borderline for the whole time and I'm fairly sure you'd be ruled against.

[JDGA]

borderline legality
"you" = Marquis

Im Sorry I Thought That Was Obvious

[JDGA]

Wait you're a fan of Homestuck?

(oh god here we go and I wouldn't necessarily call myself a *fan* but yes I read it)

[JDGA]

Not really, I was just bored and felt like making an obscure reference.

[JDGA]

Orcinus I swear

tick tock tick tock I hope you realise the outcome of the challenge literally comes down to whether or not orc shows up within four minutes right

[JDGA]

lol
Oh well
I was going to post this but now that it's irrelevant I'm going to post it anyway because IT REPRESENTS BLUE LOL

[JDGA]

I'm not entirely sure but I think that

may

be a Rule 63 Mr Potato Head

[JDGA]

VOTE: Keybladewielder

[JDGA]

Yeah that seems like an accurate role for him.

(PAGE CLAIMED IN THE NAME OF DEAT BECAUSE I'M IN THE MOOD TO CLAIM PAGES AGAIN)

[JDGA]

Yeah I knew it. I'm screwed. This is why I liked the other tribe.

Admittedly it probably would have helped you somewhat had you actually been talking to any of us at all, and not been so hung up on how you'd ended up separated. But oh well. Just remember that there's a lesson to be had in every game, and you'll be able to play better each time. Thanks for playing

[JDGA]

whoa what a shocking twist

[JDGA]

Hmm.
What happens if there's a tie?

[JDGA]

...wait
PUBLIC BIDDING

PUBLIC

BIDDING

[JDGA]

Are you able to see what the contents of a lot are before deciding whether or not to give it away?

[JDGA]

IMMUNITY CHALLENGE 7

I suspect it is. :V

[JDGA]

JDGA bids 1 sand dollar on Lot 1

Also Lot 2 is Legendary Box confirmed

[JDGA]

HI TS

[JDGA]

JDGA bids 3 sand dollars on Lot 1

f u

[JDGA]

oh my god.

[JDGA]

^
I need to be in bed an hour ago.

[JDGA]

JDGA bids 100 on Lot 6

[JDGA]

JDGA bids 100 sand dollars on Lot 6

[JDGA]

And orc if you trollbid me again I

will

kill you.

[JDGA]

Hi orc
Happy birthday~

[JDGA]

KingdomAces bids 1 sand dollar on Lot 7.

Could you stop that?

[JDGA]

Sorry, I was bored. Won't do it again.

AZARATH METRION ZINTHOS

[JDGA]

Ceph could always space bid?

[JDGA]

It was a reward in a previous Survivor game that was

literally

a Hidden Immunity Idol dispenser.

[JDGA]

Seafoam Islands, and it was "it gives you an HII then you pass it on to a friend who can get another HII and pass it on again next round"
Except there was no rule about passbacks or anything so it was obviously the most OP thing ever to grace MS.

[JDGA]

Yeah, it was the result of a "create-your-own-reward" reward, so it was probably even

more

OP than I described because of it.

[JDGA]

And with that, the auction comes to a close!

[JDGA]

Candi having a terrible-quality image is suddenly entirely vindicated just because of how much funnier that made it.
Also, obligatory so let's get it over with:

[JDGA]

(wait Shii already posted that >_>)
(oh well now no one else can miss it)

[JDGA]

predicitons:

legendary is dud

spikes is a punishment

scroll is...HII clue?

i don't think the II is out yet

ugh

I'd just like to note how Orc was almost 100% correct

So close and yet so far.

[JDGA]

DJ Chevre here with the hit of the summer, it's a little ditty called

Tribal Council 7

! Before we scratch this record, a few things to remember:

• For accepting Task 8,
  Candillan
  kloud1516 has lost his vote at this Tribal Council.
• For accepting Task 9,
  Candillan
  kloud1516 will have one vote already against him at this Tribal Council.
• For accepting Task 1 but also accepting Task 3, Cephrir, CuddlyCaucasian, Marquis, and TS must vote publicly.

You have

24 hours

to jam and submit your votes, so turn it up!

wait
Marquis has a vote?

[JDGA]

erm
Not quite sure if there'd be enough characters for that, plus the queue's too long.
I still say a RtD needs to happen though, if for no other reason than to revive the genre.

[JDGA]

stayin alive

lol

[JDGA]

Ow my eyes.

Also,

WHY DOES IT TAKE THIS LONG TO ANSWER QUESTIONS?

ANSWER: IT DOESN'T. SO WHOEVER HASN'T ANSWERED YET BETTER HURRY UP AND ANSWER THEM.

^ is me, sorry, it's everything else I have to work on (including a round of uni assignments) generally making things hectic for me, and given this'll take an hour+, it got thrown onto the queue. I'll get to it today!

[JDGA]

...
Get back in your box.

[JDGA]

o_o;;
welp guess I'm not winning this one

[JDGA]

Oh yeah for the sake of common sense though VOTE: Impartial Judges

[JDGA]

Original Roll String: 9d256

9 256-Sided Dice: (222, 67, 165, 13, 5, 206, 219, 43, 134) = 1074

[JDGA]

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (6) = 6

[JDGA]

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (6) = 6

[JDGA]

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (2) = 2

[JDGA]

Oh

great

.
Well I'll go work something out. Maybe.

[JDGA]

D:

[JDGA]

I doubt it, probably for the same reason that you can't see confessionals of other players.

[JDGA]

HAPPY SCUMDAY SHII~
WE SHALL OFFER YOU A SACRIFICE FROM OUR TRIBE IN HONOUR OF SUCH A MOMENTUS OCCASION
(you can tell it's 1:30am over here can't you)

[JDGA]

Woo thanks!~

[JDGA]

AZARATH METRION ZINTHoh god

damn

it

[JDGA]

Alternatively, you could not do the bullshit finale time-filler which serves no function online other than to suck the Jury's dicks before FTC.

f u

[JDGA]

Purists.

(On the other hand, at least it'll mean a more sincere torchwalk)

[JDGA]

(Do we get to see them once they're done?)

[JDGA]

Challenge 3

: The winners of Challenge 1 and

Challenge 3

will have a final showdown for

Final Individual Immunity

.

Wait, what? (Typos are such jerks sometimes)

[JDGA]

WELP THANKS FOR PROVING THAT YOU ALL GIVE A DAMN
SO MUCH RESPECT FOR THE GAME AND EVERYONE ELSE I SEE
SO MUCH

[JDGA]

TS: How close did you believe kloud and I to be throughout the game?
Cephrir: Talk me through exactly how my elimination happened, from your point of view.

[JDGA]

You

may

only make one question to each finalist

(Point of order: it's entirely valid to just make a speech and sit back down again; something which kloud has done. Calling him out on this is invalid and rather rude.)

TS: How close did you believe kloud and I to be throughout the game?

Whenever I asked one of you about the other the response was always positive and as though we were talking about similar things. We also voted in the same patterns most of the time. Really I thought that since I thought I had a very friendly connection to you both that you might have something similar to what you had with me (if not as strong perhaps? I don't know how often you talked really so I have no idea for sure. Maybe tighter since it can be hard to catch me at times due to timezones)

But yeah, if you were close then great. I sure love being close to Kloud and JDGA in my games and would certainly promote that experience.

This is actually what I meant, although the additional part was nice. Whilst your answer was detailed, it was, well, wrong.
kloud and I were "partners in crime" from Day 1, and whilst we never explicitly affirmed a F2 alliance until near the end, it was implicit throughout. Snakes was also first and foremost allied with us as well, and

especially

in the initial tribal phase (recall ani's intentions to give you second-last place instead of second) we held sway over the entire tribe. The reshuffle split us, but we each took the opportunity to contact the fans on our respective tribes, and ended up being able to similarly control the game post-merge. With Snakes co-operating with us in everything, it was us that sent out orc over you, it was us that sent out ani over you, and it was us that sent out Candi over you. The only reason why this ceased at F6 was because kloud, by his own admission, had a derpy mistrustful paranoia moment and turned himself against me; the fact that he fell immediately afterward when he had not even been considered a target by anyone before then affirms this. So I am sorry, TS, but before you attempt to claim that you controlled the entire game, you should first understand all the things of which you knew nothing, and this extremely close alliance, whilst it was a secret to everyone bar Snakes, is perhaps one of the most important things that you completely failed to detect. Had you showed in your answer that you did, in fact, know of our F2 plans, I would have thought more kindly towards giving you my vote, but between this and your toxic attitude towards kloud, my mind has been set.

[JDGA]

suspense dude

also i should've gotten on jury that's bullshit

olololololololol
(I made sure you went down when you did explicitly to keep you off jury, so too bad~)

[JDGA]

orcinus_theoriginal bids 2 sand dollars on Lot 1

Of course, if you didn't do this, you wouldn't have needed it. Funny how things work, isn't it?

[JDGA]

tbh I want the questionnaire 2 results more than the victory announcement rn

I just dug up mine and I had comments to go along with every single placement, so I'll probably just dump that in here after the jury result if people are curious.

[JDGA]

Then maybe you should, y'know, talk to people?~
It was the favs tribe, surely you weren't expecting a free ride?

[JDGA]

Ooooorc I missed you :c
That f10 vote was totally bogus, but I was wary of working with TS so

Why couldn't our little alliance woooooork ;-;

He had it coming for generally being an idiot. Weep not for orc, for he is dead.

[JDGA]

I did no such thing! Now that I think about it, the only person I was disloyal to was ani, and I actually flipflopped to being a legitimate ally of him (although not above kloud) during the F10 round.

[JDGA]

Then maybe you should, y'know, talk to people?~
It was the favs tribe, surely you weren't expecting a free ride?

Sorry dear but the only person I didn't talk to much was you. I talked to everyone else quite a bit.

Then how come your alliance with ani was made incredibly obvious by the fact that everyone else said you hadn't been talking with them, and everyone else agreed? (This is why you came 15th)

[JDGA]

Time for the BIG reveal.

I am Cephrir.

Thanks for the awesome game and everyone that played! ^_^

lol

[JDGA]

CC your confessional it is the most amazing thing ever

[JDGA]

Really? I feel like it's mostly just stupid thoughts I had about the game, I'm kinda too embarrassed about some of the things I typed for myself to read through it.

Also, I don't know if I mentioned it, but JDGA, you've taken a complete turnaround in my mind after this game. Just from first impressions from seeing your posts around here, I thought you'd be really rude, but after talking to you myself, I realized I was

extremely

wrong. You were one of my favorite people to talk to and work with, and I'm glad I'm able to say that. :3

^ is pretty much why <_< >_>
(FTR, about my talk of HEY GUYS LET'S PAGONG THE FANS LOL, that was basically a combination of "hey fans surrendering your vote like that is in general a terrible idea, you might want to think about that for next time" and "hey kloud orc TS don't be idiots and turn on each other 'k?")