Open 795 | Noir | Game Over

[Donempire]

I'm playing with the real isis. Might as well get the confscum out of the way.

On second thought, why wasnt that name banned anyway? Is that actually used?

VOTE: ISIS

[Donempire]

Actually, i remember that signature. Pops?

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Osiris, apparently. Then it got molded into isis. The more you know.

I still want to lynch pops though

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No, hypoclaiming is the best choice. Everything should be claimed except for vig before day ends.

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When will you lolhammer nm

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WERE SUPPOSED TO RP DETECTIVES

i think the first step we have to take to achieve that is lynch not mafia and then we can focus

[Donempire]

WERE SUPPOSED TO RP DETECTIVES

i think the first step we have to take to achieve that is lynch not mafia and then we can focus

Low effort

Real sleuth you are

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WORDING IS CRITICAL

ISIS LOVES DICTION MAFIA

Now isis is capitalized
And now i feel confident in my vote

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earning a scumread seems like fundamentally illogical? so it just seems like a scumpost

what do you thnk aobut it?

you're trying too hard pops

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zZz

VOTE: Menalque

[Donempire]

Why you
Why you bully me
Fucking bitch everyone asking why u bully me

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Its l-1, nm needs to unvote so i can vote myself

[Donempire]

Dong do u have reads yet.

Perhaps you should ask not what my reads are, which are fleeting and ever changing, but ask what im thinking. As i think, therefore i am, therefore my thoughts are me.
-Socrates

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I think it is only a logical conclusion, even if reached by unorthodox means like not mafia voting me. And i like logic, so i like it. I like logic, i like talking about things rationally, i like finding scum logically, umm... I like town, winning, their games... Yea

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Oh shit i didnt see you said full physiological analysis
Alright lit
Norwee was abused as a child. His father never bought him ice cream and he lived in a trailer park. He thought that everyone was like him, and he had no friends. But one day, some guys from cps come and take him away due to something he doesnt remember. And from there on he lives a normal life, gaind friends and even a girlfriend. But the scars from his childhood run deep. He resents his father and his non fuck giving attitude so much but he cant take it out on him cause he overdosed on ketamine. So now, the second best target to take it out on is some poor guy on a 200 year old website.
But i understand your pain, norwee. I can be your punching bag if it'll help you grieve.

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WERE SUPPOSED TO RP DETECTIVES

i think the first step we have to take to achieve that is lynch not mafia and then we can focus

Low effort

Real sleuth you are

You trolling or think you're actually pointing out stuff i dont know, im going to respond accordingly

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Murdercat scumlean

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It was nice knowing you.

VOTE: Dong
Take it away.

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Its pretty obvious at this point me thinks but:
Murdercat scum
Norwee town
Nm town
Menalque mod
Idk about others

[Donempire]

Who else is in the game... Idk just roll dice after lynching murdercat not my problem lmao

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Where's my snare?
I have no snare in my headphones
There you go
Yeah
Yo, yo
Have you ever been hated or discriminated against?
I have, I've been protested and demonstrated against
Picket signs for my wicked rhymes, look at the times
Sick as the mind of the motherfucking kid that's behind
All this commotion emotions run deep as ocean's exploding
Tempers flaring from parents just blow 'em off and keep going
Not taking nothing from no one give 'em hell long as I'm breathing
Keep kicking ass in the morning and taking names in the evening
Leave 'em with a taste as sour as vinegar in they mouth
See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out
Look at me now, I bet ya probably sick of me now ain't you momma?
I'mma make you look so ridiculous now
I'm sorry momma!
I never meant to hurt you!
I never meant to make you cry, but tonight
I'm cleaning out my closet (one more time)
I said I'm sorry momma!
I never meant to hurt you!
I never meant to make you cry, but tonight
I'm cleaning out my closet
Ha! I got some skeletons in my closet
And I don't know if no one knows it
So before they thrown me inside my coffin and close it
I'mma expose it, I'll take you back to '73
Before I ever had a multi-platinum selling CD
I was a baby, maybe I was just a couple of months
My faggot father must have had his panties up in a bunch
'Cause he split, I wonder if he even kissed me goodbye
No I don't. On second thought I just fucking wished he would die
I look at Hailie, and I couldn't picture leaving her side
Even if I hated Kim, I grit my teeth and I'd try
To make it work with her at least for Hailie's sake
I maybe made some mistakes, but I'm only human
But I'm man enough to face them today
What I did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb
But the smartest shit I did was take the bullets outta that gun
'Cause I'da killed him, shit I would've shot Kim and him both
It's my life, I'd like to welcome y'all to "The Eminem Show"
I'm sorry momma!
I never meant to hurt you!
I never meant to make you cry, but tonight
I'm cleaning out my closet (one more time)
I said I'm sorry momma!
I never meant to hurt you!
I never meant to make you cry, but tonight
I'm cleaning out my closet
Now I would never diss my own momma just to get recognition
Take a second to listen for who you think this record is dissing
But put yourself in my position, just try to envision
Witnessing your momma popping prescription pills in the kitchen
Bitching that someone's always going through her purse and shit's missing
Going through public housing systems, victim of Munchhausen's Syndrome
My whole life I was made to believe I was sick when I wasn't
'Til I grew up, now I blew up, it makes you sick to ya stomach
Doesn't it? Wasn't it the reason you made that CD for me Ma?
So you could try to justify the way you treated me Ma?
But guess what? You're getting older now and it's cold when you're lonely
And Nathan's growing up so quick he's gonna know that you're phony
And Hailie's getting so big now, you should see her, she's beautiful
But you'll never see her, she won't even be at your funeral!
See what hurts me the most is you won't admit you was wrong
Bitch do your song, keep telling yourself that you was a mom!
But how dare you try to take what you didn't help me to get
You selfish bitch, I hope you fucking burn in hell for this shit
Remember when Ronnie died and you said you wished it was me?
Well guess what, I am dead, dead to you as can be!
I'm sorry momma!
I never meant to hurt you!
I never meant to make you cry, but tonight
I'm cleaning out my closet (one more time)
I said I'm sorry momma!
I never meant to hurt you!
I never meant to make you cry, but tonight
I'm cleaning out my closet

[Donempire]

I rolled chad

[Donempire]

I know, i literally gave him the hammer

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Why tho. I wanted to play with you.

We can play a 7p game with vengefull townies if you'd be up for it, this setups boring

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Then why sign up for it.

Idk, i thought it'd be more fun but i didnt check the playerlist to see if any people i knew were playing so i kinda got disinterested with all the fluff
Besides, it wasnt me who started the wagon, so i didnt throw, i just didnt object

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If town can't win through a bad town player getting eliminated on day 1 we don't deserve it

Did you call me... bad?

You're trash. Yup confirmed, really why am I even wasting my time talking to people who are on the bottom of the social ladder, I feel disgusting and like I need to take a shower. Icky.

Like I am so stupid, I don't go into parts of the city where trash like you live, knock on your door and talk to you and waste my time, but on the internet its like whoops yep you just talked to literal trash in human form, why did you do that tollundwut, wasted your time. Idk I really have to get better at using the internet and avoiding talking to worthless shit. But sometimes it is so hard to tell who is just an ignorant, and who is literal trash like you. So sorry for wasting both our time.

I also doubt you have even enough money to travel at all, you probably only live in your internet fantasy world, going to bed every day daydreaming about some other life that you're not living because well you're fucking trash lol

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Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contestant: "The penis" SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end

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Did you call me... bad?

I think letting yourself get lol hammered because you self voted as town is antitown, you might be a good player or scum, I was speaking generally

I know im bad, im kidding

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Y.

Just because Not_Mafia apparently plays like this every game doesn’t mean it’s any less scummy. If anybody else acted like this, I bet they’d be eliminated way faster than this

Yes.

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Folks out here thinking im scummy
Every word they say is petty and crummy
No way they thought this shit was funny
Cause logical this aint and it smells funny

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pagetop

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VOTE: genius

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Do vigis have guilt death? As in they die instantly if they shoot town

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Guys i asked worst and he said we were allowed to lynch one more guy

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There is such a thing as jokes Genius, it's okay to have fun sometimes, it's okay to let people in and let them see the real you

You dont have a monopoly on jokes bud

I think you're getting clowned on and you dont even realize

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Guys i asked worst and he said we were allowed to lynch one more guy

It's only fair, the first shouldn't count

Wait, what? That’s odd. Why exactly are we allowed to eliminate another player?

Because you lynched town and thats not how you win

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My final message
Change da world
Goodbye

[Donempire]

I didnt play but if you say it was fun, i'll parrot that. Thanks for modding worst, but i'll have to give this a 2/10 because i forgot this was noir.

Good game everyone