Open 803: Assassins in the Palace

Uncrowned · Post Post #6 (isolation #0) » Sat Dec 05, 2020 9:24 pm

my time has come

i have been uncrowned for all these years

and now finally i ascend into my BIRTHRIGHT

pooky, my love. would you do me the honor of being the one to put the crown atop my head?

Uncrowned · Post Post #8 (isolation #1) » Sat Dec 05, 2020 9:44 pm

i was not mature enough then

i have grown leaps and bounds since then i promise

Uncrowned · Post Post #9 (isolation #2) » Sat Dec 05, 2020 9:45 pm

VOTE: ManWithNoName

Uncrowned · Post Post #15 (isolation #3) » Sat Dec 05, 2020 10:12 pm

yes this is the optimal strategy

Uncrowned · Post Post #17 (isolation #4) » Sat Dec 05, 2020 10:15 pm

Uncrowned · Post Post #37 (isolation #5) » Sun Dec 06, 2020 12:20 am

hectic

you dropped this, my king

VOTE: Dunn

Uncrowned · Post Post #56 (isolation #6) » Sun Dec 06, 2020 2:11 pm

the king is dead!

long live the king!

good job pooky my king

Uncrowned · Post Post #61 (isolation #7) » Sun Dec 06, 2020 2:58 pm

he's bulletproof duh

Uncrowned · Post Post #62 (isolation #8) » Sun Dec 06, 2020 2:58 pm

although I guess that doesn't make him stab proof. hm.

Uncrowned · Post Post #66 (isolation #9) » Sun Dec 06, 2020 5:32 pm

VOTE: shellyc

fairwell my king

Uncrowned · Post Post #69 (isolation #10) » Sun Dec 06, 2020 5:56 pm

I like bread

Uncrowned · Post Post #76 (isolation #11) » Sun Dec 06, 2020 9:42 pm

time for a revolution

lets kill the king

VOTE: ManWithNoName

Uncrowned · Post Post #79 (isolation #12) » Mon Dec 07, 2020 1:37 am

Uncrowned · Post Post #81 (isolation #13) » Mon Dec 07, 2020 2:38 am

I've already checked my crystal ball, went through all of my algorithms and the history of Mafia as a whole and have come to a 99.3% accurate answer. But if you must, then do it

Uncrowned · Post Post #93 (isolation #14) » Tue Dec 08, 2020 4:46 pm

I am indeed the King. you are corr-

Wait, what?!

Uncrowned · Post Post #95 (isolation #15) » Tue Dec 08, 2020 5:16 pm

How I thought today was gonna go

How it's actually going

Uncrowned · Post Post #96 (isolation #16) » Tue Dec 08, 2020 5:16 pm

i say we eliminate the king

Uncrowned · Post Post #104 (isolation #17) » Thu Dec 10, 2020 5:34 pm

something something blue eyes white dragon?

Uncrowned · Post Post #109 (isolation #18) » Fri Dec 11, 2020 1:26 am

Uncrowned gathered before the council of the men who were allowed to wear hats.

Many a year ago, he was inducted into this secret society. A group of the elite who donned all varieties of exquisite fashion atop their skulls. It was a tradition and honor he was never afforded due to his low-rank within the group's hierarchy - something he planned on changing, tonight.

The Assassination of the King was a mission that few Hatless Grunts were ever given a chance at attempting. Only the most skilled of the future Hat Wearers would be granted the opportunity to commit regicide.

'My masters.'

Uncrowned said, kneeling before the group of hooded men. Yet another item of clothing he could not wear. Indeed. anything that covered the shaggy mess of hair atop his head was not something he was permitted.

'Uncrowned. You may stand.'

a voice said, ethereal in the way it echoed across the room, as if it was a message ricocheting between his brain. The uncoordinated Uncrowned bounded to his feet, eager to serve. He dusted off his tattered robes, eyes in awe as he stood, surrounded by the Hat-Wearing men he had only heard whispers of in the past.

'Tonight is your chance. You will be our righteous blade. There is a King in the Mafia Scum Palace. It will be your job to bring a swift end to him.'

Pride swelled up in the young Scumcrowned, along with tears which blurred his visions.

'Are... are you sure? There are men... hat wearing men, who are far more worthy of such an honor, my lords...'

'No. We know how much you desire to be one of us. Strike true and hard. Bring the Kingdom to its knees. Rip the crown off forcefully... and you will be allowed to wear it as your own.'

Uncrowned stood speechless, only capable of offering a small yet determined nod in response.

LATER THAT NIGHT

The drink was running freely through the Palace as a feast was upon the Mafia Scum community! Hundreds were in attendance. At the head table, Pooky, ManWithNoName and Hectic all sat, chatting amongst one another. While it was well known within the grounds that one of these fine specimens called the shots, there was never any confirmation on who it really was. Today, that would change.

Uncrowned, disguised in the outfit of a court jester, sauntered up to them, lute in his hand. He graced them with a smile.

'A song, perhaps?'

A nod of agreement went between them, but before he started playing...

BANG

Screams of terror filled the hall. Blood splattered the table, as well as the other two who were not victim to the flintlock pistol which Uncrowned had retrieved from underneath his coat, smoke rising from it and disappearing into the void, just as the soul of his poor victim would.

'I am sorry... my King.'

Kill: Pooky

Uncrowned · Post Post #110 (isolation #19) » Fri Dec 11, 2020 1:29 am

It was an honor playing with you all.

Uncrowned · Post Post #111 (isolation #20) » Fri Dec 11, 2020 1:29 am

Just know that if it were up to me, I would not have killed anyone.

However, the promise of being granted a hat for the first time in my life? It was just too tempting.

I am so sorry.

Uncrowned · Post Post #115 (isolation #21) » Fri Dec 11, 2020 2:56 am

I TALKED MYSELF OUT OF IT AT THE LAST SECOND I CAN'T BELIEVE IT

Uncrowned · Post Post #123 (isolation #22) » Fri Dec 11, 2020 12:02 pm

I did unfortunately.

My masters actually offered me a modern firearm but I tried to be cool and go for the style points with the flintlock.