Open 322: C9++ [Game Over - Scum Win]

[Darkcoffeejazz]

VOTE: Jason

the Red Power Ranger

[Darkcoffeejazz]

EBWOP: Oh and uh, Hi.
*figures the game would start in the middle of L4D2*

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Fancy seeing you again, Matt.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

VOTE: Jason

the Red Power Ranger

lol hes dead. Nice try though

And whats with the OMGUS wagon on me?! D=
VOTE: projectmatt
Sheep.

IDGAF I'll lynch him in the GRAVE.

Anyway yeah since that last one doesn't count and I wasn't paying attention to who died...

VOTE: Kcdaspot

for absolutely no reason.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

I didn't get to RVS so fuck off. :3

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Besides I'm not doing anything without another Vote Tally.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

VOTE: Jason

the Red Power Ranger

IDGAF I'll lynch him in the GRAVE.

Anyway yeah since that last one doesn't count and I wasn't paying attention to who died...

Cant tell if this is genuine or scum-WIFOM... :/

Please tell me you're joking.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Good. So you are joking.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Anyway since page 1 and 2 are full of complete nonsense, would someone mind filling me in with their version of the game so far?
Aka a brief summary kthxbai.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Wow, that's a whole lot of nothing.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

If RTFT means read the fucking thread...
I DID.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Also, wrong "there/their/they're".

If you mean my post then you are mistaken, good sir.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Meh, I'll sheep that wagon.

UNVOTE:

VOTE: DonJosh

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Mind-bottling, isn't it?

[Darkcoffeejazz]

A full reroll means that everyone's role was switched with another role, along with alignment. Whether or not our roles are the same as last time, no one can really say without outting themselves.

So just know that a reroll happened, and move on, as it has no relevance to the current thread.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Also I may be a bit slower than the rest of you, but I'm not seeing where yer all getting your reads from.
But then it takes me 10 or 20 pages to actually get to the meat of a game on Day 1, as far as MafiaScum games go.

So who knows.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Actually, it does have a bit of significance if someone did something significant in the other game thread and we still have the same roles. The difference is that it means whether or not we can analyze the previous material to count toward our reads of people, if there is indeed anything noteworthy in the aborted thread.

I'm hearing a lot about how a reroll happened, and I'm inclined to believe it, but based on the way some are acting, it seems at least a few people have the same roles.

In any case, you should drop the issue entirely. Or I may call you out for role-fishing.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

If I had any questions to ask, I'd ask them. But I'm drawing a blank trying to think of any.
I guess I just don't see anything as needing clarification, tbh.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Eh I think you're more a null read so far. At least for me.

As for uber awesome town reads... not really any as of this point. If my gut thinks someone is town, it's not speaking up about it, anyway.

I still think it's a bit early in the day for me to have an uber awesome anything, tbh.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

UNVOTE:

VOTE: Honest_Abel

I can't quite explain it, but my gut instinct really doesn't agree with you being town right now.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

I could answer that. Or I could do this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Newsflash: I'm not you.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

I severely doubt Matt is scum.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

I'm going to ask NS two questions. Do you have any reads or tells at the current moment, and I'm going to flip your question back at you. If you HAD to lynch someone right now, who would it be?

I don't have a lot of reads; see my post about not really getting going until Day 2.

If I had to lynch someone RIGHT NOW, I'd honestly have to flip a coin between you and DarkJazzCoffeeMocha or whatever his name is.

You do realize a post of mine was right above yours, right?
And how my username is only 3 words put together. And how no one else is having an issue shortening my name to DCJ. >.>

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Kcdaspot, I like your style. You act more like a commentator than a player. It's very distancing, though.

So, DCJ, we've established that you don't have a reason for your vote, that you have a gut feeling, and that you are not me.

I do have a reason, my gut feeling is the reason, and it is because I am not you that I can trust my gut more than anyone here.
*wink*
If yer that bored, though, I suppose I'm game.
Music!

Let's start with post #50 in which you vote for the player recently killed by the mafia. It seems like a lot of people are forgetting or neglecting things — perhaps purposefully in order to appear town — but this takes the cake.

I remedied that early on. And for me it was a Random Vote anyway, with little to no regard for whoever was killed.

Voting for the player the mafia killed and acting oblivious about it is a good way to make yourself look town off the bat, but it's not very well concealed.

Because I wasn't acting and wasn't trying to conceal anything.
And you say you use logic. 'Shakin' mah head'.

Someone brings it up — DonJosh actually — and you try to make him look stupid for suggesting it was weird (#69).

So what? Matt knows that making people feel stupid for doing stupid things is my Modus Operandi.
I just tone it down a lot here on MafiaScum, as opposed to my time on EpicMafia.
Oh also I'm not even reading the posts yer referring to either since there aren't any links to the posts. :3
Pet peeve of mine.

Let's fast-forward to a half hour ago when you also tried to make me look stupid for asking you a question about your self-procliamed inexplicable vote (#170, #174). Maybe this is your personal touch on defending yourself, yes?

Because I gave my reason for voting you, my gut instinct. Explaining my vote would have been redundant. The fact you couldn't see that...
Just saying.

The next thing you do is vote on DonJosh (#99), making sure everyone knows you are aware that you could be considered sheeping and jumping on a bandwagon, for preemptive defense.

That and I really didn't have any reads. Any lynch is better than no lynch at all on Day 1. Besides, I never said the vote was going to stay there forever.

Then you had a severe reaction to my confusion about the discussion in posts #33–#41, threatening to call me out for role fishing.

I hinted to you several times that you should stop that line of questioning, just in case you accidentally outted someone or yourself. The fact you didn't catch on then triggered my "severe" (as you say) reaction. That wasn't the first time I told you to stop, basically, and I was irritated at your obliviousness.

I figured asking about something related to the setup would be an easy target, but you leapt at the opportunity to make someone look stupid again.

DarkCoffeeJazz being a sarcastic ass? STOP THE PRESSES, EVERYONE.

It really does not appear to me as though you are looking for the truth in this game.

The same could be said of you.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

DarkCoffeeMochaJazz, can I call you MochaBlues?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14

[Darkcoffeejazz]

And I suppose being in the same boat as me makes you look a lot less scummy, right?

I honestly have no idea what yer talking about. I don't even like water.

Will read the rest of your posts when I get a chance.

Hey, whatever you need to misrepresent my intentions. Go for it.
:3

[Darkcoffeejazz]

I've been meaning to ask that myself, actually.

At least, your reasoning for it.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Not to play Devil's Advocate, but I can't say I've been scumhunting all that hard.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Apathetic = does not care.

*looks over Donjosh posts*

NOPE.

avi

Fix'd.
Yes, I'm joking around.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

RALLY missing the godot avi.

BETTAR?

[Darkcoffeejazz]

I less than 3 me too!

[Darkcoffeejazz]

EBWOP: Anyway, as much FUN as this all is (lolsarcasm), I have a date with a horde of Infected.
Yes, I'm gonna be playing Left 4 Dead 2. Again.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

quit polluting the thread with playful banter. seriously, these games get long enough.

Just as soon as you stop polluting the thread with your killjoy attitude.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Again I honestly can't say I've done anything to be read as town.
I'm acting the same as any other game.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

My scum partners are Sailor Moon and Ash Ketchum. D:
*SAVE ME FROM THEM*

[Darkcoffeejazz]

EBWOP.

Late in yes we may joke. but stuff like that especially right there sux hella bad yo. town read took a hit.. bit you're still town.

It's not really that good to assume a joke regarding the most Fail anime characters of all time has anything to do with my alignment.

So if anyone's 'town cred' took a hit it was yours, for 'not getting it'.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

I mean for fuck's sake, the only reason I play Mafia is to have fun. My other forum would have just viewed this as typical DCJ behavior.

If you can't wrap your head around that then you and I are going to have a very difficult future ahead of us.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Another terrible post from Honest Abel just from a quick scanning is "You know this is my second game, right?". Hey, this is my third game. It's not an excuse to be play terribly and make no logical sense whatsoever.

I wasn't using it as an excuse to play terrible and make no logical sense.

I'm playing beautifully and making lots of logical sense.

The comment had more to do with someone calling me scummy for asking for advice/thoughts on a tell.

I can't say I agree with the bolded part.
While you may think you're being logical, you're not considering every possibility, and even then your logic will only make sense to you, even more so if it is flawed.

If you're town then your logic is highly flawed. If you're scum... well then it's self-explanatory, isn't it.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

You just haven't grown the same claws I have. And I'm a mere pup compared to the pack of wolves that populate this site.
I've played this game since 2008 at least, so I have the advantage of knowing who I am.

However, don't mistake this for me going easy on you, especially with that horrible Appeal to Emotion you just pulled, lol.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

projectmatt... beware the AtE, like godot sez

I wasn't talking about Matt.
I was talking about Abel.

Matt just cut me off before I posted it.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Also I'm not Godot. D:

[Darkcoffeejazz]

I'm hardly trying to appeal to emotions.

I am practically a Vulcan.

Just saying, if I can't ask people what to do strategy-wise in this game and I apparently can't intuitively pick up on what others are doing, I'm feeling kind of useless and that I shouldn't participate or do what I think is scumhunting anymore.

...You don't have to have emotions yourself to appeal to the emotions of others.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

If he's going to crack under the pressure of two votes then, at the risk of sounding like a jerk, maybe he shouldn't play Mafia.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

I mean I don't think any of us were overly rude or anything soooooo.
Yeah.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

So rather than face conflict, you'd rather run away, eh Abel?

Suit yourself.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

I've never claimed to have had anything other than a gut feeling. And what with Abel chickening out I haven't really got any idea who else I might want to vote, so I'm keeping it there on the slot for now.

And did you ever think that maybe you tend to overthink stuff, kcda?

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Actually, KCDA, it's been my experience that you CAN overthink.

Yes, the cake CAN be a lie, but sometimes a cake is just that... a cake. With frosting. And sprinkles. Evil and Fat-Free.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

I can't give what I don't have.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Well thanks for the advanced warning, I guess.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

EBWOP: You could always break it up into 2 or 3 posts, btw.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

-DJC seems Mafia, too much fluff and jokes for my taste, although I do act like him sometimes while I'm town, so I am being a bit hypocrital

Not to toot my own meta, but it doesn't matter what role or alignment I have.
I am always like this.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

In light of the recent "i give up" of my current vote, I'm just going to switch my vote back to the bandwagon I had it on earlier.

UNVOTE:
VOTE: DonJosh

[Darkcoffeejazz]

EBWOP: Btw, how hard is it to type DCJ. D:

DJC indeed, mufufufufu.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Unless you've got a good reason I suggest we lynch him. Since I don't see any other volunteers at the moment, anyway.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

It is kinda funny that he auto-assumed there's 3 scum, when it's possible there's only 2 scum.

I think it's 2 or 3 scum possible max, excluding Serial Killer of course.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Or it could just be 2 mafia.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Apparently you're seeing something I'm not then.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

KCDA, I'm gonna have to be brave here and ask you not to use the name of the Lord in vain.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

I can't say I'm in a good mood to agree with anything you say for a very obvious reason.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

No. YOU think about it.

KCDA, I'm gonna have to be brave here and ask you not to use the name of the Lord in vain.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Kcda is 100% missing the point that he's offended me.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Yes, yes it is.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Whatever, fine.

Now could you stop spazzing and actually put together a coherent case?

[Darkcoffeejazz]

When I said coherent case, I meant one that I can read and understand instead of messing around with text walls. :/

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Hey kids, looks like it's Day 1.

Any reason they'd kill off zMuffin though?

[Darkcoffeejazz]

EBWOP: Ok, Day 2 actually, not Day 1. Stupid typos.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

And lo, DCJ was entirely ignored. Again.
*sobs in a corner*
Just kidding.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Mind explaining that, Matt?
It is a new day ya know.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Just a thought: What if you 'nailed' a Miller?

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Well if all Mafia roles appear as a Vanilla Mafia Member, then any Miller would also appear the same. There'd be no guarantee.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

I'd rather not check the wiki.

Not my fault that Miller doesn't work the same way here as it does on EpicMafia though.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

I'd rather not check the wiki.

Not my fault that Miller doesn't work the same way here as it does on EpicMafia though.

over defensive much?

Just saying, it's important to know how some roles work here.

....How is that overdefensive, you twit?

Besides you're already voting BV.
Try unvoting before voting for NS.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

I'd rather not check the wiki.

Not my fault that Miller doesn't work the same way here as it does on EpicMafia though.

What the holy fuck.

No, seriously.

What. The. Fuck.

Vote: Darkcoffeejazz

Instead of going "wtf lol ima vote you"... why don't you ask me what it is you find particularly odd about that statement.
This post just seems to me like you were just LOOKING for an excuse to vote me, no matter how trivial.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

EBWOP:
tell* me, not ask me. Oi.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

2. All votes must be made in the following format: Vote: Gman. Unvotes are not required, although try to use them as they make things easier for the mod!

Don't have to.

also,

I'd rather not check the wiki.

Not my fault

that Miller doesn't work the same way here as it does on EpicMafia though.

"Don't blame me for wxyzblahblah"

that's how it looked. i was just pointing it out brah.

That's exactly how it looked, actually. But you can't deny that I really am not responsible for how Miller works here, and my natural instinct to assume that all Millers show up as mafia upon death no matter what.

Years on EpicMafia: 1-2
Years on MafiaScum: Not even 1 year of actual activity.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

... that's your reason?

GO READ D1.

DCJ is town. anti-town, but town.

If I were anyone but me I wouldn't understand what you mean.

Glad someone gets it at least.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Strawman.

Whether you choose to play Over There or not, currently, you're involved in a game Right Here.

If you can't be bothered to find out

how the game works here

then you should perhaps bow out. This is incredibly anti-town. Thus, my vote. Which will remain.

Your vote still remains unexplained in my eyes.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

It's not my fault you're an idiot, and can't be arsed to play the game you're actually playing instead of a game on some other forum that -- I hate to break it to you --

you aren't playing on.

EpicMafia is a live chat mafia game. I was saying what Miller was there and that I'm used to EpicMafia.
So since I used the EpicMafia version of Miller in my post, I hate to say it but it had everything to do with this game.

So are you done trying to make something of nothing? Or do you want me to lynch you with fire?

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Also, great job on the personal attacks. Town points there, eh?
/sarcasm

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Woah, Darkcoffeejazz, you have played in EpicMafia for two years? What's your name over there

Currently my main account is InsomniacJazz. I also use the alt of Connall.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

If you're going to leave, then leave.
If you're going to play, then play.

But you can't do both.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Stop

trolling

. Let's play a civilized game.

Methinks that word doesn't mean what you think it means.

I'm not the one who is shunning any suggestions from anyone whatsoever.

@MOD: I'd appreciate it if Abel no longer could post since he has already replaced out.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

You replaced out.
You have nothing of value to add to the game anymore.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

What with how he's been posting and shit like that, I have no choice but to view his 'replacement' request as completely and 100% false.
He used it to gain sympathy and prevent his own lynch, as well as repeatedly insulting me by calling me a troll when I was only stating the simple fact that he had replaced out.

@MOD: If you are even considering letting him stay then I guess it's going to be in vain. Imho he shouldn't have even been allowed to keep playing while being replaced, but that's not my call I guess.

VOTE: "Honest" Abel

[Darkcoffeejazz]

I haven't tried to start anything, Abel. The fact you seems to think so indicates that you yourself are the troll.
I have been nothing but fair.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

As far as I am concerned, Abel, you were replaced a long time ago and are of no further use to us in this game. Furthermore your slot is scummy as fuck.

I will no longer respond to any of your posts in this game. Ever.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Well Matt, hopefully a week is fine. Have fun in DC.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

I've seen you use that word repeatedly. What do you mean by "moonbeams"?

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Eh, it's odd but not impossible to understand, I suppose.
I rely more on my subconscious mind, tbh.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Sorry KCD, but my vote isn't going to change. Not yet at least.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Why are you asking me "why" when you answered it in post #502.
That's why.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

KCD, that's some good substance you added in those posts. Though I kinda called the AtE thing... I think.
Whatever.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

I've already called out the Empty Slot for AtE before, Kcda. Anything else to add has been done by you already, near as I can tell.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

EBWOP: I will say this though. All game the Empty Slot has done nothing but insult anyone who dares question him, his methods, or his affiliation. Empty Slot always overreacts. Not near as bad as NS, sure, but instead of an explosion all at once, it's been constant the entire game. Granted I can't say I've helped, but at the same time I'm not the only one he has insulted.

Seems everyone who challenges him is instantly stupid, or a prick. Or both.

That's just what I've noticed though, about that Empty Slot.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

it's takes NS a month to read a 22 page game.

it takes me 2 hours to read a 36 page game. (ongoing last mention of this i swear)

ooooooooooooooookay

Maybe he hasn't thought up an alibi yet. Just kidding.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Special, for all our sakes, just catch up with the thread already.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Well take yer time at any rate. At least you're reading through the thread.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

I don't see anything really that new to comment on.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

You mean have I commented on anything you haven't already.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Well then that's your problem, KCDA, not mine.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Not my problem at all, actually.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Not only is it one vote, but it's a vote that has no reasoning to support it, at least none that I can't easily defend myself against.

So, not my problem. If he wants to let his emotions rule his judgement, that's his issue.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

EBWOP: Don't you have a thread to get back to reading, btw?

[Darkcoffeejazz]

so defend it then.

The burden of proof does not lie with me.
Since, you know, all you have is a vote on me because I'm feeling uncooperative with your fantasies of my townhood.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

So you admit you have no case. Moving on.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Answer what, exactly?
He told me to defend myself.

I'm telling the simple truth by saying he has no case, nor has he presented one.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

So you admit you have no case. Moving on.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

EBWOP:

Could you be more specific, as in, actually present a case, KCDA? Or are you mafia just hoping for an easy lynch? Perhaps you should reconsider everything you've ever said in this game so far.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

I never sheeped you, KCDA.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

EBWOP: In fact, if memory serves, you sheeped MY vote.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

There are a few things wrong with your "case", btw.

I never bus my partners on Day 1.
Fluff posts are a null read on me. Since I make them as mafia and town alike.
If something is too good to be true, it almost always is.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Oh did I mention I'm Cop?

[Darkcoffeejazz]

EBWOP:

C

ould you be more specific, as in, actually present a case, KCDA?

O

r are you mafia just hoping for an easy lynch?

P

erhaps you should reconsider everything you've ever said in this game so far.

Notice the bold.

Guess yer not as good at seeing moonbeams as ya thought, KCDA.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Jason was my first inno. Since I didn't know my sanity at the time, I wanted to lynch him. However, having not seen the night kill, this ended in embarrassment. As you are all well aware of.

My second inno as of last night is Don_Johnson, aka the monkey with a gun who barely posts.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Unless you're claiming a second cop, kcda, your reads are for shit.
Besides it was either him or you.
His lack of posts are what ultimately did it for me.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

You can't accept the fact that I am the same no matter what role I am, eh?
Looks like you're not the only one who's experiencing the culture shock of DCJ.

Oh btw, I said "second cop". As in this setup can produce more than one.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

My whole "voting Jason" thing, btw, was a Cop wanting to test his sanity slip. Not a mafia slip.

Admit that you aren't as good as you think you are, KCDA. That or just claim mafia.

I'll be happy with either.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

I'm not faking, KCDA. Accept it.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Oh and I'd rather claim a bit early than have scum quickhammer me because you can't accept the fact that I'm town.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

VOTE: DarkCoffeeJazz

KCDA, you aren't as good as you claim to be. If you can't even see every possibility.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

EBWOP: And I was rubbing it in your face, btw. But since I'm sick of you and Empty Slot, I'm done with this game.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Well it's this or I replace out.
Besides if it helps town to get the scum who lynched the cop out of the picture... just saying.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

My death shall prove both that I was cop and that you are scum.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Also how else am I supposed to establish a meta when assholes like you always try to lynch me for who I am.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Did I mention that I had a bad day today?

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Let's face it KC. Your reads are all over the place with no rhyme nor reason. You have absolutely no reason to vote me.
And after I claimed Cop you become deadset on lynching me.

There is no way you are pro-town.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Maybe I should be more fair to the town. I mean this isn't my first time lynching myself but hey, this would just piss off everyone else who isn't mafia.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

UNVOTE:

@MOD: I would consider finding yourself a replacement for this game. Because quite frankly I'm tired of the abuse, first from Nobody_Special, then Abel, then KCDA.

Worst. Game. Ever.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Oh and fuck off, KC. You have no idea how to play this game if you really are town.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Wow, I say I'm replacing out, and NO ONE UNVOTES.
...You guys are assholes who don't even know how to play this fucking game. So since you obviously can't be asked to lynch one of the many people who are far scummier than I am, I'll just fucking decide for you.

@MOD: I'm not replacing out anymore, so don't worry about it. I'm solving this little problem right now.

Oh, and just as a side-note; I never fake claim Cop. I prefer to coast on through as a Vanilla Townie if I'm mafia. Which I haven't even gotten the chance to be yet.

But you know, the reason I was pissed off and left for such a long time is because after 4 or 5 games in a ROW of being Vanilla Townie, I FINALLY got a good role... and then you assholes ruin it just because of how I am NATURALLY.

So here's the deal. KCDA and Honest Abel are ObvScum. If there are three scum, SGRaize or however you spell it is also a good candidate.

But there is no possible way that Abel and KCDA are scum after getting the town cop lynched. And before you ask why I know this....
MOONBEAMS MOTHER FUCKERS.

VOTE: DarkCoffeeJazz

If I cannot prove it in life, I shall prove it in death.
Also, this is not the first time I've hammered myself as TOWN.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

EBWOP: Btw, projectmatt and don_johnson are most likely town. DJ cuz of my Innocent report, and Projectmatt because they're a much better player than KCDA or AH.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Another EBWOP: I mean no way that KCDA and AH are TOWN. I hate typos.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

KCDA, Honest Abel...

If you really ARE town by some FREAK fucking ACCIDENT of NATURE.....
Then you need to go back to the Newbie Queue.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

And before anyone complains that I'm trolling or some shit cuz I hammered myself...

First, LOLno.
Second, I gave you all plenty of chances to reverse this. So since at least half of those on my wagon are scum, the other half are just so fucking THICK that it's a wonder at all they're not still in the newbie queue.

So you have wished it... so shall it be.


Pre-Edit:
Oh, those town losses weren't my fault. The first one I died Night 1 in.

The second one I replaced out of because of trolls like you.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

You're not scum cuz I got my "feelings hurt".

You're scum because your entire behavior today has been anti-town and has used stall tactics.
That, and the fact you lynched Cop.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

self hammerd as "cop"..

yeah... you're a real pro aren't ya

I never self-hammer as mafia. And I only self-hammer when I am both tired of idiotic townies and they will not listen to reason. Even solid reasoning such as DJ's.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Btw, the self-hammer wouldn't have been necessary if you'd all just fucking unvoted in order to give my possible replacement a chance.

You reap what you sow.

[Darkcoffeejazz]

Anyway, I'm done arguing with you, Katsuki number 2. So this is my last post.
If you still want to argue about me hammering, then I have only one thing to say to that.

CRY SOME MOAR.

Projectmatt, Don_Johnson... I leave this game in your very capable hands. Lord knows the Town needs you more than ever now.