Commotion and dramatic flare had taken room in Lake Village's town center square, as everyone pointed fingers at texcat and accused her of all that was wrong in the world
"Of course she's behind it all!"
They almost seemed to be chanting it at this point.
, "Everyone knows texting while driving is against the law! Certainly texcat is a secret code meaning texting cat! And cats don't text! It's probably her code name! Get her out already!
"Well," Zar interrupted the crowd, addressing the viewers, "We have brought the lie detector here and it will be done live... we will ask her a control question and some others too. Hopefullt it will shed some light..."
*Dramatic music cue as the wires are tied in to texcat.
Zar begins to read the questions, as the crowd yells frantically.
Zar then addresses the audience: "I would like to demand some silence from the audience while I ask her the questions, please"
Silence in the studio builds rapidly, everyone in attention.
"Texcat, are you a texting cat?" Zar asks.
"No", she responds.
*Zar looks at the lie detector* "It's true", he declares.
"Texcat, is texcat your real name?"
"No", she responds.
*Crowd Oooohs*
"It's also true", Zar said.
"Texcat, are you scum?"
"No," she responds calmly.
Tension builds in the audience as the camera split between Zar and texcat is panned out, music building up anxiety in everyone... After a couple of silent seconds and some Clint Eastwoodesque squinting, Zar makes an announcement:
"Well, it's true. It seems that texcat was innocent of the charges she's been accused of. We'll be back after some messages for our sponsors to continue Lake Village's quest of finding the treacherous members in the council. Stay tuned after the commercial break!"
Crowd clapping, cheesy saxophone fades into black screen.
