mini 819 - WWF Mafia: Over!

[SpyreX]

Looks like I missed the jobber-train where you sissies slap fight it up.

But then looks like we got some real players here. The type to not get choked out by a professional like me.

This is good.

I'd take Archon in my corner for now. He's got a nice swing.

However,

Figure Four: Scotty

Saying that the bell is coming but not trying to chokeslam someout out gangsta style aint gonna work.

(Note, Ireland is being a jerk and its pay-to-internet which limits it. Quite a bit).

[SpyreX]

Time's a comin when a smackdown needs to occur.

However, the usual suspects aren't doin it for me.

Archon and Massive both seem genuine in their bizarreness.

I'd eat a hat if Don ACTUALLY has a PR considering how it has developed... but I dont think thats gonna do it either.

My personal tick is still the scotsman. However,

Chokeslam: Locke

Not buying a coincidental lurking.

[SpyreX]

Yea my bad using a computer I'm borrowing while on vacation in Ireland.

And, as for Locke: Its not OMG HYPOCRACY LURKING.

It's much simpler. He was ultra quiet until called out than IMMEDIATELY gave flimsy reasons for it. Hence, I'm not buying his reasons.

When someone screams "DONT LOOK AT ME" what are you going to do?

What I'm doing I hope.

[SpyreX]

Keep in mind that I think this is weak.

However, it is almost deadline and nothing, absolutely nothing is going to change. After seeing how this day has went...

Moonwalk Chokeslam: Archon

(YES I THINK I AM LYNCHING TOWN GG)

[SpyreX]

I've never been so happy to be so wrong before.

Ropechoke: Kreriov

You AND Llocke have some splainin' to do. Scum aren't stupid, and both of you all but shouted "I'm not a Jobber" yesterday.

Yet you're both here. Funny how that works.

[SpyreX]

@LL:

Archon did NOT feel insidious or even base cunning. He was kinda flailing his arms around twirling in the ring.

You yourself said you "thought" it. If thats in your PM, why would you "think" it.

@DDP:

Yea me throwing down the hammer on someone I thought was town and being abundantly clear they were town is some fine scum huntin' right thar'.

I'll deal with Krer when I can.

[SpyreX]

@Krer:

He's doin "fine scum hunting" and you've got a vote up for him? Noice.

As for throwing the hammer its real simple: lynches, especially day 1, are better than not. It was close enough to deadline I wasn't about to trust chance to make it happen. That's led me to nolynches enough in the past I know better.

And its fun to hammer. All the time.

And "chomping at the bit" isn't "putting the vote down'. In fact, considering the weird massive-infatuation thats even ODDER.

[SpyreX]

Hey just this in: deadlines are tech.

Lets do this amazing thing and not flail around approaching it.

In FACT I'm gonna jump out there and say DDD throw your vote down on Krer like you're planning to so we can get the claim out and move from there.

[SpyreX]

Good lord COUNT YOUR WORDS PEOPLE.

Also, I know this is revolutionary and all - post. At least a couple of you are active on the site today and not in here. Thats freakin' sweet.

[SpyreX]

Yo Krer why did you vote for me again? And what else happened around that voting time?

Additionally, was I not a prime method to push off Archon only to get back on at the end times?

[SpyreX]

I had a revelation.

Krer is probably town - the scum have safeclaims AND, more likely than not, would have shared them / discussed the term Jobber.

So, in essence, the only scenario where "what is a Jobber" makes sense is from a non-scum PR. I dont think he's 3rd party at the moment thus...

Eye Gouge: LLocke.

[SpyreX]

@Ham:

Townies that ARE NOT Jobbers themselves -could- be wondering what a Jobber was.

Townies that ARE Jobbers and possess the slightest amount of reasoning can ASSUME what a Jobber is.

Scum, due to the apparently safeclaim, know what a Jobber IS.

A third party, if it exists, -could- be wondering what a Jobber is because chances are high they wouldn't BE a Jobber.

Which of the above categories does Krer fit in?

[SpyreX]

@LL:

There is a world of difference between "What is a Jobber?" and "

If

Jobber is vanilla town."

Not knowing what a Jobber is makes the most sense from a town-PR.

Having the correct hypothetical simply makes the least sense from a town-Jobber.

REALLY starting to ponder a massclaim today believe it or not.

[SpyreX]

I'm not digging the hambargarz lynch. Clear and concise why is he scum you voters you.

Time is starting to be a factor and I swear just because its short days doesn't mean we need to play thumbnuts until deadline.

That said I want real content from everyone (I AM TALKING TO YOU SOTTY) or I will throw down a lurker lynch faster than bees on speed.

[SpyreX]

I -really- would be surprised if a scum PR fakeclaim came out like that.

However, the fact we didn't even GET A CLAIM from Hamburgerz (even though as massive pointed out and I missed there is no way that was a "simupost") makes me very wroth with DJ.

Wroth enough that he's getting the deathgrip tomorrow.

[SpyreX]

Remember when I said it made no sense for Krer to be scum?

That was good times.

Also, DJ, what in the name of everything were you doing in making up part of your role? If you had just laid it out AND saw that Krer's matched AND then remembered what I said....

But no.

[SpyreX]

As long as the game keeps moving I am totally for the post restrictions. Its only bad when you hit a spot where you WANT to post but simply CANT post.

All in all it was a fun game to play. I'm still shakin my head at the avenger deathopolis but hey what can you do

[SpyreX]

To me that was part of the fun though.