mini 231-Daily Show with Jon Stewart Mafia Game over

[AniX]

Suddenly, the threads goes black and a low sound echoes through the land.

PRESENTING...THE ONE, THE ONLY, THE GUY WHO PLAYS BY SENSE OF SMELL, THEY CALL HIM...ANIX!

Thank you, thank you, no autographs please.

Vote Thump

. I play by sense of smell.

[AniX]

Not everything I do is foolish. Sometimes its wacky, sometimes its eccentric, almost always insane, but rarely foolish. My rhyme and my reason are like a puzzle without the pieces. Observe:

I am the cop, and thump is scum. I play by sense of smell, as such is my power. I am claiming because I believe the mafia will start with "offing" the regular scumchat players. Coron dies first, so the way I see it Iba or me will die tonight. However, if I die, that doesn't mean Iba will die, because my revealing of such a plan might force it to change. However, I would surely not live through the night if I survive this day.

Now, I also smell there could be a second cop, but if the second cop does not believe me, I would suggest you(the second cop) and the town lynch me, or get the vig to kill me, or let the mafia hunt me down. As I see it, I am likely to be more worth to the town dead and proving my smell correct on Thump than alive and merely saying Thump is scum, but I wouldn't be adverse to the idea of lynching Thump and proving my worth that way as well.

Either way, town, we will lynch scum. Either way, I most likely don't see you guys tommorow morning. Either I die to prove my worth, or Thump dies to prove it and scum most likely kills me for being cop. I would personally prefer the latter, but either way the results are thump and me dead, whether I die from lynch or mafia, or whether thump dies night one or night two.

[AniX]

sure thing, boss. Rob Corddry(copyed directly from Fritz's post, don't bother me about the spelling), "Senior Drug Dealer", which I believe if the equilivent of Fritz throwing his hands in the air and going "I NEED TO MAKE A ROB CHARACTER!" but having nothing to go on so he chose some random title Rob has held and gave me the cop. The flavor of it is as "Senior Drug Dealer", I have a working knowledge of sketchy things and thus I can discover if people are doing sketchy things. Not exactly Fox Mulder, but it works just the same as a cop, so I guess I can't complain.

[AniX]

I'm back-up doctor (Bob Odenkirk).

Right. Did he give you any flavor as to WHY you are the doc., as he did with my role and I believe(if I read his post correctly) Stewie's.

Also, I don't understand why(at least according to IMDB.com)Fritz would put a person in the game who has appeared on the show 3 times, the last one in 2002. The other two were in 1998 and 1996 respectively. I think there are a large number of people who are more qualified to be the back-up doc. and more qualified to be in the game.

[AniX]

By the way, I am mildly suspicious of AniX, just because it seems like him to bust out the whole "I play by sense of smell" thing in his first forum game in awhile. I also don't see why he'd claim so early.

I'd also like to

officially request

that we try to refer to each other by our forum names instead of our AIM names. Contrary to popular belief, this game is not 100% people who regularily play on scumchat, so let's try to make this less confusing for them.

But its also just like me to not use the honor "Smell" techinique all willy-nilly. This isn't tomfool land where anyone can just play by sense of smell. Its an honor code.

Also, I want

officially request

we refer to each other as X-Files Characters. Because in accordance with popular belief, Scully is the hottest person on earth. I am, as always Fox Mulder, and Thump has a lock on CSM, but the rest of the characters are still up for grabs!

On a less jovial note, I don't believe Thump's claim as far as I could try it. Now, if we use the lie-weight ratio, it weighs 3,000,000 lbs. I, of course, cannot bench the bar. Needless to say, I don't trust thump's claim very far at all.

[AniX]

Normally, I would shake my fist at the mafia, telling them to go to hell and such and such. But it is clear that I am the town maytr. My only regret is you guys are douchebags who didn't believe MY SENSE OF SMELL. God damn it, what is the world coming to when you don't trust Darth Mulder's sense of smell? However, I'm like Jesus, I'll die for your sins. And then, The holy spirit will show up and he'll sing...

There's a woman, I'm in love with her it seems
A red-haired beauty, who inhabits all my dreams
She is the object of my infatuation
She works for the Federal Bureau of Investigation

Oh my Scully, Agent Scully
When will you be mine?
You're cold and analyctical, and that's just fine
I love my Scully and I guess it's time I told her
I'll be with her some day
Even if it means I had to kill Mulder

She's seen spaceships and little green men
Yet if you ask her, she'll say she doesn't believe in them
She always saves Mulder's butt when he screws up a manoeuvre
She's the prettiest FBI agent in skirts since J. Edgar Hoover

Oh my Scully, agent Scully
You are my one true love
As beautiful as an angel or an alien from above
When you yell "Freeze, FBI"
It makes me shake and quiver
You've conquered monsters and beasts
That are covered with goo
And mucous who have abilities to change their skeletal structures
And slide in through key holes
And kill you and then eat your liver

You've been stung by bees that gave you the plague
The aliens kidnapped you and harvested your eggs
The government gave you cancer but gave you the antidote too
The truth is out there and the truth is I love you

Oh my Scully, agent Scully
Your monotone turns me on
You can do one autopsy while firing your gun
Your hair and make-up looks great
Even while you're saving the world
Mulder gets killed at least once every year
And it's getting so old that we really don't care
But our Scully, she's always alive and she's well
And I know that some day she'll be my secret agent girl

Oh my Scully...

Trust no one!


ITS THE SCULLY SONG!

[AniX]

Unfortunately for everyone involved, I had this game relatively wrapped up night 2. I got Thump as mafia night 1, got Bamboo as mafia night 2, and I knew iba was mafia for not following my nose. Iba ALWAYS follows my nose. I could show up in a game I'm not playing and accuse someone who isn't there of smelling, and she would follow my nose. Thus, Iba not following my nose was like Fox Mulder being like "Pfft, aliens? That is so unbelievable" and then proceeding to get laid. It never happens.

I nominate myself for Townie of the Game, present the award, announce I am the winner, and thank myself for nominating me.