Normal 222: Black Versus White Mafia (Endgame)

[Darth Baker]

Hello my children.

[Darth Baker]

I’m informed. Scum has a ninja.

Impressive. Most impressive.

[Darth Baker]

I can't wait for the setup spec part of this game

Patience, young one.

[Darth Baker]

VOTE: Saudade

I’m a follower of Jesus <3

VOTE: The Poultry One
I am a follower of the Sith.

[Darth Baker]

Fuck ya'll you making me feel unwanted )';

The dark side will always welcome you.

[Darth Baker]

VOTE: Darth Baker

thought you were vegan

I am, the Death Star is 100% gluten free and vegan. Everyone is miserable on the Dark Side.

[Darth Baker]

Then why you like poultry?

When did I say I like poultry?

[Darth Baker]

Copied from the Dark One's main account:

Also semi V/LA from Monday until Thursday. I’ll be in San Diego eating pizza at Caffè Calabria. I’ll still be able to check in with all my games during my morning poops probabaly.

[Darth Baker]

Copied from the Dark One's main account:

Also semi V/LA from Monday until Thursday. I’ll be in San Diego eating pizza at Caffè Calabria. I’ll still be able to check in with all my games during my morning poops probabaly.

I thought you were vegan? :/

Darth Baker, your superior is. DEB, is not. Your cluelessness displeases me young one.

[Darth Baker]

this is a random vote yee

VOTE: Saudade

Same
VOTE: Saudade

[Darth Baker]

This is the moment when someone says ‘oh the wagon is going too fast he must be town with scum on the wagon!’

Are the one you speak of my child?

[Darth Baker]

No I just wanted to point this out so that no-one actually says it so we can go through with the speedlnch

Hmmmm curious.

[Darth Baker]

When I left you I was but the learner. Now I am the master.

[Darth Baker]

This one would be hammered if town, yes?
UNVOTE:

[Darth Baker]

Lol, I’m getting cold feet here too

Let the embers of your anger keep them warm my child.

[Darth Baker]

Someone say something steamy?

All I am surrounded by is fear, and dead men. This technological bun of terror is nothing compared to the power of the bao.

[Darth Baker]

idk man it;s hard for me to get into this one. It seems like most of you know each other and are playing off of meta and such. I feel really uninformed and uninspired

Why do you feel like I don’t know you?

Mistake on your part.

You are a part of the rebel alliance, and a traitor!

[Darth Baker]

Someone say something steamy?

All I am surrounded by is fear, and dead men. This technological bun of terror is nothing compared to the power of the bao.

*sigh*

Could you play on your main?

I see disappointment in your future.

[Darth Baker]

Where is my padawon to hammer? I had hoped my training of them was sufficient.

[Darth Baker]

Cursed auto-correct tribulations. Padawan is the correct spelling.

[Darth Baker]

@modperson

What's the deal with the goofball/gobbledygook slot?
Who do we address?

What is thy bidding my master?

[Darth Baker]

chicken

*turkey
But ok.

@Darth Baker- why didn't you instahammer goofball back when you could've?
Knowing your meta and how much you absolutely love doing so gives me an uneasy feeling in the back of my mind.

Honestly, I had forgotten I had unvoted, and thought I was already on the wagon.

[Darth Baker]

VOTE: Saudade

eat a rope

Thank you for scum claiming

Be nice to your scum buddy.

vote my scum buddy please

You are unwise to lower your defenses!

[Darth Baker]

VOTE: The Gobbly One

[Darth Baker]

I do not want the Emperor’s prize damaged. We will test it…on Captain Gobble.

[Darth Baker]

A replacement will not be necessary if we handle this swiftly. Let us ease the transitional pain that would ensue following a replacement.
This will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of Gobble; it will soon see the end of the Mafia.

[Darth Baker]

Farewell

[Darth Baker]

Aw man, now the number of attractive people in this game is down to zero

Why do you antagonize so much young one?

[Darth Baker]

I would like to express my support for friendship between eth0s and Vorkuta. God speed!

DEB: No he's mine.

[Darth Baker]

Be careful not to choke on your aspirations.

[Darth Baker]

I sense something. A presence I have not felt since….

[Darth Baker]

VOTE: Clemency

[Darth Baker]

I have been outed in a completed game, btw.

I have been outed in a completed game, btw.

Fuck. Nevermind, it’s not. Carry on. My bad. Oops.

I sense something. A presence I have not felt since….

[Darth Baker]

I buy it

Purchases

[Darth Baker]

I buy it

Purchases

I tried it

Before you buyed it?

[Darth Baker]

This will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of Clemency; it will soon see the end of the Scum.

[Darth Baker]

I usually get scumread for this

I'm not good at being town core. I prefer being suspected the whole game long

k
I can buy it

Before one tries it?

[Darth Baker]

Come on guys- someone else try and sell me something.

Well, I do need to make another Death Star, would you like to invest in a Space Real Estate opportunity?

[Darth Baker]

I'm a PR btw.

The force is strong with this one.

[Darth Baker]

Where shall I be placing my vote?

[Darth Baker]

VOTE: ethos

[Darth Baker]

I see through the lies of the players. I do not fear the dark side as you do. I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.
VOTE: Vaultdweller
I fear General Leaf may have rolled scum again.

[Darth Baker]

I didn’t this time for the first time. but it’s a fair fear.

Give yourself to the Dark Side. It is the only way you can save your friends. Yes, your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for… partner. So, you have a scum partner.

[Darth Baker]

You kinda broke a bit at the end there, didn’t you?

Absurd.

[Darth Baker]

(What is happening?!?!? Internal Screaming)

[Darth Baker]

You don’t know the power of the dark side.

[Darth Baker]

I do not want the Emperor’s prize damaged. We will test it…on VOTE: Vaultdweller

[Darth Baker]

I am the Vanilliest of Towns.

[Darth Baker]

VOTE: Rick Dalton

Guys, lynch all liars. Seriously.

I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the dark side as you do. I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire. VOTE: Father Dalton

[Darth Baker]

It appears I was wrong.VOTE: Eyyyyyyyy (Fonz)

[Darth Baker]

Be careful not to choke on your convictions.

[Darth Baker]

Let us all get on the same page so we actually get a lynch on this day. The Emperor would not be pleased to see a day like this end in no lynch. I am unconcerned with which player said lynch happens to. The Empire will thrive regardless.

[Darth Baker]

I am unconcerned with which player said lynch happens to

Sounds about right

Ah, you know me well young one.

[Darth Baker]

Let’s go Baker.

I have already said aloud my role. Feel free to ISO.

[Darth Baker]

I'm willing to do either.

I agree.

[Darth Baker]

If you're not currently voting, consolidate in one of: Croag or Fonz.

UNVOTE:

I believe both of them are Town. So what now?

What now is: you’re wrong. Commander Leaf is always a good vote but it will not happen on this day. Join the empire and make good use of your voting power.

[Darth Baker]

I sense something, a presence I have not felt since...

[Darth Baker]

I wanna lynch Darth Baker. I am a Jedi (but you already knew that, didn't you?)

Spoiler:

You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor!

[Darth Baker]

From my point of view, the Jedi are evil.

[Darth Baker]

I think LUV’s pocketing me. I think A50’s cushioning. Fonz backing off of me a little is weird.

Mumble’s mia, Roster’s in need of replace.

Chickadee’s the only one I really trust right now.

Vorkuta kinda, but he could be pocketing me, but I’m on his side.

SS could be WK’ing me because Jonny was awkward with me, but then I started town reading Johnny as wel for a second.

Idk.

Where is the Lord Vader in your thoughts?

[Darth Baker]

Vorkuta, A50, mumble, Darth, LUV: are you willing to lynch Rick? Because we're two days from deadline, and unless 3 of you are, I need to find a new wagon. Vote Dalton now or forever hold your peace (until tomorrow).

@Fonz: Please vote Craog instead for today.

[Darth Baker]

Hammer +
I bring destruction to the rebel scum.
VOTE: Croag

[Darth Baker]

Yes, I said it was a hammer.

[Darth Baker]

All I am surrounded by is fear, and dead men!

[Darth Baker]

Titus replaces rosterfoster

I sense something. A presence I have not felt since….

[Darth Baker]

Also how could this be LYLO? 12:5 with this level of claimed power would be absurd.

Power! Unlimited power!

[Darth Baker]

I could have been accidentally misrepping. I was basing off memory. My bad if I did.

I hope so for your sake, the Emperor is not as forgiving as I am

[Darth Baker]

I have a theory that this game has scum in it and that they're messing with us. I'll explain later.

You don’t know the power of the dark side.

[Darth Baker]

Of course I do, silly. You think I sleep with the lights on?

Let the darkness consume you.
Give yourself to the Dark Side. It is the only way you can save your friends. Yes, your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for… sister. So, you have a twin sister.

[Darth Baker]

VOTE: PP
I have felt it. What have I done?

[Darth Baker]

Your feelings have now betrayed her, too. Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me. Now his failure is complete. If you will not turn to the Dark Side… then perhaps she will..

[Darth Baker]

Why can’t Baker be scum, Vork?

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

[Darth Baker]

Baker and Vorkuta have good chemistry

but this is some random darth baker evil sith lord and he won't be interested in my cookie recipes
bs push is bs

No, I am your father!

[Darth Baker]

Baker, would you vote A50?

I hope so for your sake, the Emperor is not as forgiving as I am

[Darth Baker]

Well this fucking blows.

Vault, you're GMT time zone, right? Talk to me.

That name has no meaning

[Darth Baker]

I am the one that hammers.

[Darth Baker]

I am the one that hammers.

FUCK. THAT.

You've already spent the game post restricting yourself in such a way that you're basically impossible to read except via VCA and possibly how others approach you. Now you're refusing to even vote until there are enough votes on someone else to hand you the game if you're scum?

Not a chance. Vote, and vote soon.

There is no escape. Don’t make me destroy you. Fonz, you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy.
VOTE: A50

[Darth Baker]

Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force… I find your lack of faith disturbing.