NY 117: The Vanillaside (Game over)

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OH HAI GUYZ.

I WAS READING THE FIRST FEW PAGES AND I THOUGHT INCONG WAS REALLY TOWN.

GUESS WHO I GET TO REPLACE?

I DON'T HAVE TO TRY NOW RIGHT?

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Skimming the next few pages I have to ask:

WHY IN THE FLIPPIN HELL WOULD WE EVER LYNCH CONFIRMED TOWN?

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FINALLY A ROLE PM AND I CAN DO THIS AS OF PAGE 7

Vote: Vezok

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PAGE 10 OH BABY HELL NAW:

UNVOTE:
VOTE: SSBF

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FATE'S LIST:

(Independent of Ellie's and comin off a fresh read baby I swear)

TOWN:
Reck
RayFrost
MPR
Socrates
DemonHybrid
Vezok
Ellie

OTHER PEOPLE
Nacho
Jack
Seraphim
SpyreX (YEAH I SAID IT. MAYBE YOULL FUCKIN KILL ME THIS TIME)

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3 scum and 14 players?

Oh let's just call this a town win and save the theatrics...

WHO AM I KIDDING THIS PLAYER LIST IS <333

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Because redirector could direct a PR to me.

Let's cut this shit out right here.

Bolded so that everyone listens the fuck up and reads this post:

I don't give a flyin fuck if we lose a PR. I don't care if we lose all our damn PRs in three sucessive nights. I don't care if Lulzy mcDoesntPayAttention pants investigates Reck while the vig vigs him and the tracker gets redirected to him NIGHT ONE.

WE.
ARE.
NOT.
USING.
UP.
A.
DAY.
AND.
LYNCH.
ON.
CONF-TOWN.

I won't repeat myself. I hope I won't have to elaborate. I hope I won't have to say just how important days are. I HOPE I DONT HAVE TO KEEP SUBTLY EXPLAINING HOW DAY PLAY COMES BEFORE POWER ROLES ANYWAY, AND WASTING A DAY LIKE THIS WOULD BE ANTI-SCUMMY WORTHY.

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TOWN:
MPR

...first time this year.

You've posted more in this thread collectively than any other games I've been with you.

KEEP IT UP, and if you're scum keep me alive till endgame. I'll give you da win I promise (Read Rapture Mafia game if you think Im bluffin about stuff >_>)

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Now's the time to bus SSBF, SpyreX.

Go for gold baby.

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Do I have to explain Spy?

Or just other wagon hoppers?

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I know you're online Spyrex.

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K Spyrex, sleep well....

You have some splainin' to do in the morning.

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*reads Socrates post*

They are?

*reads open PM*

Oh fuck a day role cop?

QUICKHAMMER SSBF BEFORE THEY GET IT IN

>_>
<_<

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But yeah if we could get a Spyscum lynch going D1 that'd be freaking amazing.

Since he didn't know I was playing this game until D1, he won't be able to go to his QT and tell his buddies to kill me.

PERFECT.

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NO ITS NOT. I ALREADY ENDED THAT DISCUSSION KORTS. DEAL WITH IT.

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The hell would we leave someone who's posted a lot to a vig?

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Jack mah boy, now THERES some A-grade quality vigbait.

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Yeah I'm just going to stop taking Korts seriously.

If you want that Seraphim wagon you have to play ball Kortsy.

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K Korts now its gonna change to:

If YOU don't want a wagon up your ass you better play ball.

BECAUSE AT THE END OF THE DAY:

You're just wasting fuckin time/scum. See this game's about motivation, and I can see 1000% why you would want a confirmed townie dead to a LYNCH than have to blow one of your team's power roles on it.

And your whole, "oh well now Im leaning toward not lynching Reck, but we should still talk about it" is ICING ON THE FUCKING CAKE.

SO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT BEFORE YOU INCITE MY RAGE AND GET A LYNCH.

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Unvote:

SSBF YOU STILL HAVE TO CLAIM.

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MAYBE IM JUST PARANOID FROM RECENT GAMES, BUT YEAH I THINK SO.

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NOTE HOW AFTER EVERYONE ACTS TOWN, HE RELUCTANTLY SAYS

"Oh shit all these peeps are pro-town" SAYS "Makes me wanna alliance it up"
DOESN"T "alliance it up"
CONCLUDE:
I'm on to you Spy and when you get online we'll have a nice long chat.

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Hmmmm Day role+cop->redirect at night->Fake claim.

I see what you're saying there, so let's just leave it at: Pay attention closely to claims and don't take any at face value.

But that usually goes without saying, so uhhh,

Yeah. You've calmed me down. We'll see about a Seraph wagon based on what SSBF claims.

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Unvote:
Vote: Seraphim

OOPS.

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Actually looking back Tracker is probably the claim scum would fake over Gunsmith (can out Vig) and Vig (can kill townies)

SO I WONT BE SURPRISED IN THE LEASTICE.

Anyway Spy you need to tell me more about this Vezok wagon.

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I don't want Reck lynched because as far as I understand he's a competent player

LOL WHO FED YOU THAT LINE OF SHIT?

SCUM DAYTALK, OBV>

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Don't think daytalking scum would claim a power role D1 in this situation.

k guys pile up on the seraphim wagon

???

You think he'd claim VANILLA and get hammered?

The fuck you on?

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I'm feeling good about this wagon now.

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Seriously SSBF isn't getting lynched without a CC. So, don't him and haw if its the truth and do it. POWER TO THE PEOPLE.

(Double hint if there is a CC and the CC is scum don't, DONT take that vig shot. Its an Ackbarian trap).

As for Vezok:

Just look at those first posts. Look at the after the fact. Then look at the nothing and lo and behold he's there to ask for the CC and give no input.

I'm not looking at Vezok's post cause he's a damn tool as either alignment.

I was ASKING about this so called wagon that everybody dropped and ran cause the popos rounded the corner.

WHO IS SCUM UNVONTIN IN DAT POOL N WHY?

And I swear to god if you say Seraphim that shit won't fly cause RETROACTIVELY JUSTIFYING BANDWAGONIN IS FAIL.

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Just stop it vezok, you're screwin with Spyrex's radar which is making me suspicious of him.

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So Socrates wagonned vezok and then it grew too fast so he jumped off as soon as he could?

Hrmmmm

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Oh wait Vezok claimed VT.

We should probably hammer that but I don't have enough energy to make it back. I'm serious about Seraphim though if he's vanilla we're HAMMERING because I'm not outing any more goddamned claims today.

VIGBAIT:
-Claimed VTs
-Claimed lurkers

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That is a good idea thinking about it. Because you get the days added to the new deadline.
Although I stil don't want to be lynched.

Unvote:
Vote: Vezok

Yeah two claims a day is good.

I like RayFrost when he's talkin sense

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DH is still scum.
I am a VT so you can go ahead and lynch me.

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Ray if you're deflecting off Seraphim scum I'm gonna be sad.

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Why has such an awesome game stalled out?

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I'm willing to hammer Seraphim for the greater good, obv.

Debating fakeclaims in the QT Seraph?

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RAYFROST WHAT THE FUCK. YOURE TOWN BUT GODDAMNED STUPID.

BUT YOU KNOW WHO IM REALLY MAD AT?

THE REAL PERP?

VOTE: SPYREX

YOU COULDA REDIRECTED SSBF AND VANILLAZED HIM AND SHOT ME.

YOUR LOSS.

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HERES ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW:

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Because I don't feel like fighting that fight right now - Sera isn't a bastion of town I'm going to put on the armor and go to war for.

I'd much, MUCH rather lynch vezo and I still want answers from the jumpers but even moreso I want the game to progress forward.

THIS=DEAD SPY.

DEAD.

BLOOD.

FOR.

BLOOD GOD.

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JACK STOP BEING SCUM IN ALL YOUR DAMN GAMES.

THIS IS NOT THE JACK I KNOW AND LOVE.

VOTE FUCKIN SPY OR TELL ME WHY YOURE NOT.

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BLAHBLABHBLAH SPECULATGION BULLSHIT.

That was horrible Spy

I didn't even read your fuckin post.

I skimmed it and say "Ray frost was day cop and day coped Seraphim."

LOL

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Do I need to point out to you that scum would have just gone to night, redirected his ass to the vanillizer and got a two-fer?

DO I REALLY?

NO.

UR SCUM.

RAYFROST IS OBVTOWN

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I ALREADY SAID RAYFROST IS OBVTOWN DO I NEED TO REPEAT MYSELF?

THE NEXT PERSON TO POST BETTER START WITH AN "S" AND NOT BE SOCRATES.

PREVIEW: DAMN STRAIGHT.

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FINE THEN.

IM GOIN SLEEP SLEEP NOW I BETTER WAKE UP AND FIND SPYREX HAMMERED.

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^ THERES A PROBLEM HERE.

YOURE STILL POSTED>

AKA NOT HAMMERED>

WTF GUYS I HAD FAITH

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Fuckin cold bullshit

Unvote:
Vote: Korts

RayFrost I swear don't fuckin forget about Spy when he kills me tonight,

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HEY KORTS ITS DAY FUCKING TWO AND YOU ARENT VOTING ANYONE

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HEY SPYREX I LIKE IT WHEN YOU ARE SCUM AND ACT LIKE IT INSTEAD OF APPEALING TO MY BRO<3 SIDE AND TRYING TO CONVINCE ME YOURE TOWN.

CONTINUE TO IGNORE THE CASES PRESENTED AGAINST YOU PL0X.

BTW SOCRATES #447 IS BULLSHIT BECAUSE SOCRATES LOVES BEIN SCUM+META ANECDOTES TO DEFEND PEOPLE=
JACK
SPY
KORTS
SOC

WTF 4MAN SCUMTEAM?

RAYFROST KORTS BETTER FLIP RED.

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............


*Suicides*

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HEY SPYREX I LIKE IT WHEN YOU ARE SCUM AND ACT LIKE IT INSTEAD OF APPEALING TO MY BRO<3 SIDE AND TRYING TO CONVINCE ME YOURE TOWN.

CONTINUE TO IGNORE THE CASES PRESENTED AGAINST YOU PL0X.

BTW SOCRATES #447 IS BULLSHIT BECAUSE SOCRATES LOVES BEIN SCUM+META ANECDOTES TO DEFEND PEOPLE=
JACK
SPY
KORTS
SOC

WTF 4MAN SCUMTEAM?

RAYFROST KORTS BETTER FLIP RED.

What case?

That I was wrong? Yea, I admit that. I even said I'm not going to fight it all that much.
That my theory isn't going to get much traction until there's a flip? Yea, I said that too.

And, of everything in Soc's post that I liked him saying I'm not scum is the LEAST important. That is very similar to an about to be lynched post and reads honest.

Vezo still needs to be the dead. Korts needs to get on the offensive or become the dead.

NOT THAT YOU WERE WRONG.

THAT YOU WANTED VEZO "DEAD DEADDEAD" AND WHEN RAYFROST AND I TRIED TO MAKE THAT SHIT HAPPEN YOU WAZ LIKE "NAH ILL SIT PRETTY ON THE VIGS FUCKIN WAGON"

ALSO YOUR "OH HAI KORTS IS SCUM D SCUM AND SO IS VEZO" BUT "ILL SIT HERE ON THE ROLE-COP GAMBIT THEORYZ VOTE" MEANS


I DONT KNOW WHY IM NOT VOTING YOU.

I WILL SOON ENOUGH.

JUST YOU WAIT.

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OH MY FUCKING GOD
FATE
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
FUCKING VV IS HERE

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
MOD, NO

INB4:

"RECK ISNT CONFIRMED TOWN THERE COULD BE SCREWY MECHANICS GOING ON"

AMIRITE?

LOLOLOLOLO

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THAT YOU WANTED VEZO "DEAD DEADDEAD" AND WHEN RAYFROST AND I TRIED TO MAKE THAT SHIT HAPPEN YOU WAZ LIKE "NAH ILL SIT PRETTY ON THE VIGS FUCKIN WAGON"

ALSO YOUR "OH HAI KORTS IS SCUM D SCUM AND SO IS VEZO" BUT "ILL SIT HERE ON THE ROLE-COP GAMBIT THEORYZ VOTE" MEANS

You mean that last effort that started to swing and then got killed in the face when reck swung nacho back AND you said you'd hammer?

Yea I'd have been for a vezo lynch

if I thought it was possible

and I even said so. Sera dropping off the face of the earth sure doesn't make me want to jump all over that.

I STILL PERSONALLY THINK RAY IS GONNA FLIP SCUM YO AS WELL BUT IT WONT HAPPEN TODAY SO

I've also apparently missed some huge drama? which is sweet.

FUCK IT. RAYFROST FLAKED OUT SO IM NOT BOUND TO HIM ANYMORE.

NO SPY NO.

GUESS WHAT VEZO CLAIMED.

VT.

I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHO ELSE YOU THINK IS SCUM IF YOU THINK VEZO IS SCUM THEN PUSH THAT VANILLA SHIT UNTIL THE DAWN TURNS RED BECAUSE WE STILL HAVE A GUNSMITH OUT THERE AND THATS WHAT YOURE FISHING FOR.

UNVOTE:
VOTE: SPYREX

OH HI VV.
I SEEM TOWN? THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I PLAYED LAST GAME ASSHOLE. EITHER YOU RECALIBRATED YOUR STUPIDITY TO INCLUDE REAL SCUMHUNTING OR YOURE JUST FAKING IT.

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The fact that I'm on a wagon with the likes of fucking MPR and VEZOKHIMSELF makes me itch, and makes me wonder if I just had too high expectations for SpyreX.

BUT I WONT BE DISSUADED.

NOTHING CAN SET ME OFF THE COURSE OF VICTORY.

I"LL GO BACK AND LOOK SPY

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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

Lets make things happen, murderin' things.

YOU SAID THIS AS IN EAGER TO LYNCH AND CALLIN FOR HAMMER ON SERAPHIM.

NOT "HUH RAY AND FATE WANNA MOVE BACK VEZOK MAH #1? ILL JUMP SHIP!"

NOT THAT AT ALL.

IM NOT IMPRESSED.

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Unvote:
Vote: Korts

SPYREX I SWEAR.

I FUCKIN SWEAR....

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Unvote

Because I just KNOW someone's gonna be that guy

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Been sick and working a lot.

Life's grand.

Unvote:
Vote: MPR

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I love the new avatar Hoopla.

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HEY MPR YOU DID A REAL GOOD JOB OF TRYING TO STAY ACTIVE D1 BUT I GUESS ITS JUST TOO MUCH TROUBLE TO FAKE CONTENT AS SCUM?

DIE YOU LAZY SCUMBAG

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RC I did read your post FTR and I think SpyreX is still WAY too high on your town above town list. I mean DH is more townie than him and VV hasn't been dead weight stupid yet has he>

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And you wonder why you get lynched every game?

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Red Coyote is not a scummy guy. KORTS was a scummy guy. That is all.

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Also Fate.
about Jack
YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT TO SAY THAT I CAN'T SAY BECAUSE I'M NOT ALLOWED.
got it?

IF I HAD BULLETS I'D USE THEM. BUT WE ROPED OUR VIG D1.

BUT YEAH. IF ONLY WE COULD USE SAID EVIDENCE TO GET JACK LYNCHED.

FOR NOW ALL WE CAN DO IS SAY:

"GOSH JACK SURE IS LURKING AND BEING

PARTICULARLY

USELESS THIS GAME... HINT HINT LYNCH ROPE LYNCH"

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FLAWLESS VICTORY.

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Unvote:
Vote: Jack

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YOU ARE NOT FORGIVEN.

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LOL. Check out mafia 114.
I was town there. See if it matches anything that I did here.

Unvote:
Vote: Vezok

I agree though. Lazy Lazy Lazy Town. Come on, we can do better than that?

THATS TWO DOWN.

WE'RE LYNCHING VEZOK TODAY.

WE ARE>

SPYREX I COMMAND YOUR VOTE ONCE MORE.

RC I IMPLORE YOU TO SEE OUT THIS END OF THE CONNECTION FIRST.

NOW.

RIGHT, NOW.

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MPR WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS.

SERIOUSLY.

I MEAN WE HAVE VEZOK RIGHT HERE ASKING FOR A LYNCH AND SOMEHOW,

SOMEWAY,

YOU FUCKIN COME OUT ON TOP.

UNVOTE:
VOTE: MPR

BACK WE GO SPY, THIS MIGHT NOT BE THE LAST SWITCH

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JACK IS NOT A PRO-TOWN PLAYER YOU DRUNK VOTE MPRS

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MHMMMMMMMMMMM

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mpr lynch is always a good idea though

Vote: Jack

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God we needed our vig this game.

GAWD.


GOD DAMN IT SPYREX.

YOU KILLED OUR VIG I SWEAR

Unvote:
Vote: Vezok

What the fuck is so hard about exhibiting town tells? Its NOT THAT FUCKIN HARD.

Jesus Jack, get you ass in gear.

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Sooooooooooooooooooo.

Has anyone got that guilty on SpyreX for me yet? I mean, its day fuckin four...

Vote: Jack

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The fuck you talking about?

That Vezok hammer was

awesome

it got rid of Vezok AND incriminated Jack.

I love it.

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MyLo eh?

Already?

God I thought we had one more mislynch. DAMN IT.

Unvote
Vote: no lynch

TOWN
Everyone else

SCUM
Jack
Spyrex
OH SHIT. I cant think of a third one. This is a GOOD sign that one of my trusted home bois is scum, and its not R_C because he can't fake scumhunting like that when he replaces in (I know, I've seen him try) Does that mean... DEMON HYBRID is scum also?

SAY IT AINT SO.

oh fuck wait.

its ELLIEBERETHZ.

God damn it Ellie.

God damn it.

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SPYREX STOP CLAIMING VANILLA YOU STUPID ASS IT MAKES IT EASIER FOR

YOU

SCUM.

SpyreX is so scum.

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GAME OVER WHAT THE FUCKIN FUCK RECK

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SpyreX you said OH SNAP but didnt vote RC over the slip.
WHY OH WHY.

DID TOWN TUNNEL IN ON THE FACT THAT THE GUNSMITH HAD TO BE ALIVE?

Damn Psychology and tunnel vision about not seeing a gunsmith flip aka gunsmith=alive...

NO ONES USED TO YOUR CRAZY SETUPS HOOPLA

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Nah I don't blame you I saw the gears turning and I was putting the faith in ya when Reck had to go all FULL SPEED AHEAD LYLO BABY.

Happens every damn game I swear. And by every game I mean there's "always one" who quickvotes as town not referring to Reck specifically and such...

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You didn't have to care about the game to see how obviously scum Jack was this game Reck.

I mead jesus, he basically claimed a guilty on himself.