NY 162: A Week at the Theatres (Game Over)

[Dr Producer]

Assistant Producer:

Maestro

Mr Assistant

Succeeding W/O Really Trying (2/18):

• 1) Oversoul
  Go
  
  2) Bacde
  

In the City of Angels (16/18):

• 1) greygnarl was lynched Day One and was a
  Vanilla Townie
  
  2) TheTrollie was shot Night One and was a
  Vanilla Townie
  
  3) MrZepher was lynched Day Two and was a

Mafia Goon

4) Konowa was shot Night Two and was a

Town Bodyguard

5) Human Destroyer was lynched Day Three and was a

Mafia Role Cop

6) Nobody Special was shot Night Three and was a

Town Jailkeeper

7) Dramonic was shot Day Four and was a

Vanilla Townie

8) ActionDan was lynched Day Four and was a

Vanilla Townie

9) Wind-up was shot Night Four and was a

Delayed Day Killer

10) petapan was lynched Day Five and was a

Mafia Goon

11) ZONEACE was shot Night Five and was a

Town Gunsmith

12) PeregrineV was lynched Day Six and was a

Vanilla Townie

13) Smashbard was shot Night Six and was a

Town Mason

14) JacobSavage was lynched Day Seven and is a

Vanilla Townie

15) KingdomAces was shot Night Seven and was a

Town Mason

16) Roflcopter was lynched Day Eight and was a

Vanilla Townie

[/list]

Wicked (Modkilled):

• Zilch!

Events:

• Greygnarl Lynched Day 1

In to Replace:

• 1) ArcAngel9
  2) Nhammen

[/color]

[Dr Producer]

Sit back, relax, and enjoy some colorful commentary and selected readings from your host, MattP, as you spend half of your time looking for scum, and the exit.

>>>Rules<<<

Moderator:

Spoiler:

-I, MattP, am your moderator! I will handle any situations as I see fit.
-Message me with any concerns you have regarding game mechanics, even something as simple as a vote count. The more that can be worked out behind the scenes, the better for everyone!
-Any time you want my attention in-thread, please use bold.
-If rules are broken I have the right to judge if replacement or modkill is needed.
-I may change the rules at any point in the game, although you will be notified.
-Flavour is for the purpose of entertainment only and will not be any indication of role or alignment.

General:

Spoiler:

1) Have fun! And allow others to have fun too. Excessive insults or personal attacks will result in a warning or force-replacement.
2) There must be no talking about the game outside this thread, unless using a method allowed by your Role PM.
3) No editing of posts. Ever.
4) No quoting of any PMs or QTs relating to the game.
5) Green is my colour. Don’t use it.
6) Do not discuss ongoing games.
7) Hydras are allowed, but no more than two heads, and they must be PM’d to me.

Gameplay:

Spoiler:

8) Votes must be bolded or in vote tag format to count. I will not count any that are not. Example: Vote: MattP Abbreviations can also be used as long as it’s clear who you’re voting for. Example: Vote: MP
9) Unvoting when changing a vote is helpful, but not required. Voting at the beginning of a line is also helpful, but not required.
10) A no-lynch before deadline requires at least half of votes. A lynch always requires a majority of votes.
11) Once a majority is reached, it becomes twilight until I can post the lynch. No voting or unvoting will count.
12) No majority at deadline means no lynch occurs.

Activity:

Spoiler:

14) Please inform me if and when you will be V/LA. If I feel the period is too long or there is some other reason for me to do so, I will replace you.
15) Prods will be sent after 2 days (48 hours) without a post. If there is no response after another 24 hours, you will be replaced.
16) If someone accumulates 2 prods over the course of a game day and I feel they are not active enough, they will be replaced.
17) Days last 2 weeks unless a lynch occurs before deadline or an extension is granted. Feel free to ask for them, but I will only grant one if it’s deserved.
18) Nights will last 48 hours.

Sample Vanilla Townie Role PM

Welcome, you are a Vanilla Townie.

You win when all threats to the town have been defeated.

During the day you have the ability to post in the game thread and vote.

Please confirm by sending your role to me by PM.

Thank you to DeasVail since I used a large portion of his ruleset.

[Dr Producer]

Welcome all to the theater! Please read the rules on the back of your playbill before placing on your monocles.

The theme for today in the theatre is...

EVITA

I am your host, La Cheita. I hope you enjoy.

Day Starts. With 18 alive it take 10 to lynch. Deadline is January 14th at 9:30PM EST

[Dr Producer]

RANDOM FACT: Evita was named after the Italian term "Eva et ti" which means, "the film of mold on the top of a slice of bread"

TheTrollie -

1

[L-9]

wind-up
ActionDan -

1

[L-9]

MrZepher
ZONEACE -

4

[L-6]

TheTrollie, JacobSavage, Bacde, petapan
Go -

3

[L-7]

kdowns, Human Destroyer, Smashbard
MrZepher -

1

[L-9]

dramonic
Bacde -

3

[L-7]

KingdomAces, Nobody Special, ZONEACE
Human Destroyer -

1

[L-9]

Go
Nobody Special -

1

[L-9]

ActionDan

NOT VOTING:

Konowa, roflcopter, greygnarl

WITH [18] ALIVE IT TAKES [10] TO LYNCH
DEADLINE:

(expired on 2013-02-14 21:30:00)

[Dr Producer]

Kdowns, Konowa, petapan, roflcopter and greygnarl have been cuffed and returned to the theater. While Evita is a tumultuous vomit of melodies, theatre-going cooperation is a must for the sake of the investors.

[Dr Producer]

Random Fact: Unlike most wine fanatics, ALW collects his farts in wine bottles. He keeps his most aged ones in the back room of his wine cellar, opening up one every several years if he ever needs some inspiration for a brand new hit.

TheTrollie -

1

[L-9]

wind-up
ZONEACE -

1

[L-9]

petapan
Go -

2

[L-8]

kdowns, Human Destroyer
MrZepher -

5

[L-5]

dramonic, TheTrollie, Bacde, roflcopter, Konowa
Bacde -

4

[L-6]

KingdomAces, Nobody Special, ZONEACE, greygnarl
Nobody Special -

1

[L-9]

ActionDan
greygnarl -

1

[L-9]

Smashbard
Smashbard -

1

[L-9]

Go
Roflcopter -

1

[L-9]

MrZepher
JacobSavage -

1

[L-9]

KingdomAces

NOT VOTING:

WITH [18] ALIVE IT TAKES [10] TO LYNCH
DEADLINE:

(expired on 2013-02-14 21:30:00)

[Dr Producer]

All right, I'm going to do what I always do concerning this. Saying that a player posted X times is not referring to the CONTENT of an ongoing game but rather an arbitrary frequency of posting. It is no different to me than saying, "you've post 15 times today". I understand that every moderator sees this in varying states of seriousness, but I rule that it is ok. Case closed.

[Dr Producer]

Seeking replacement for Kdowns.

[Dr Producer]

PeregrineV replaces Kdowns!

[Dr Producer]

JacobSavage is V/LA. Noone else requires prodding currently. VC incoming.

[Dr Producer]

RANDOM FACT: Despite ALW's misconception regarding the issue, Evita did not in fact sing very often, and when she did it melodically made a decent amount of sense.

Go -

1

[L-9]

Human Destroyer
MrZepher -

5

[L-5]

TheTrollie, roflcopter, Konowa, wind-up, Go
Bacde -

4

[L-6]

KingdomAces, Nobody Special, ZONEACE, greygnarl
Nobody Special -

1

[L-9]

ActionDan
Smashbard -

1

[L-9]

dramonic
JacobSavage -

1

[L-9]

KingdomAces
Dramonic -

4

[L-6]

Smashbard, Bacde, MrZepher, Petapan

NOT VOTING:

PeregrineV

WITH [18] ALIVE IT TAKES [10] TO LYNCH
DEADLINE:

(expired on 2013-02-14 21:30:00)

[Dr Producer]

I'm drunk as shit. Happy broadway.

OPA!

[Dr Producer]

RANDOM FACT: EVITA IS NO MORE

Votecount

MrZepher -

1

[L-9]

TheTrollie
Bacde -

1

[L-9]

ZONEACE
Nobody Special -

1

[L-9]

ActionDan
Dramonic -

2

[L-8]

MrZepher, wind-up
petapan-

1

[L-9]

greygnarl

greygnarl - 10

[L-0]

Human Destroyer, Bacde, Nobody Special, PeregrineV, petapan, Konowa, roflcopter, Smashbard, JacobSavage, Dramonic <<<HAMMER

NOT VOTING:

Go, KingdomAces

WITH [18] ALIVE IT TAKES [10] TO LYNCH
DEADLINE:

(expired on 2013-02-14 21:30:00)

[Dr Producer]

"EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA EVITA"

Such beautiful melody! Such diverse and expressive prose!---

An audience member stands in the back of the theater, in the shadows.

"SILLLEEENNNCCCEEEE!!!!"

Dramonic rips a pole from the ground and haphazardly throws it like a spear towards Greygnarl, who dies immediately of fright, despite the pole landing maybe two feet in front of Dramonic. Theatre-goers are sensitive beings.

Evita covers her face with her hands and runs off stage. And with that, le curtains fall!

House lights warm the room. A group of theatre-goers run to greygnarl. They see a theatre ticket in his hand. He seems to have been just a normal theatre-goer. Why would you think anything otherwise??? I never even said there were bad guys! This is art, not mafia! Shame on you all. I hope you hate yourselves for this. What a terrible thing to do to

[Greygnarl, a VANILLA TOWNIE]

. Well, good news for you is that it's intermission. The first of seven shows is over. But what's next?

It is now Intermission One. You have until Saturday, Feb 16th at 5PM EST to return to your seats.

[Dr Producer]

The lights turn off as everyone returns to their seats. Everyone wriggles in anticipation. What's next????! What beautiful musical will tickle our ears?

The curtains rise and the lights warm the stage.

What's this??



Why, it's Aaron Tveit jacking off a microphone!

The audience gasps and screams. The hot buffed hunk rips off his shirt and parades around in a towel as the audience pulsates and gawks

What beauty in those chiseled pecs

Yes, Aaron, yes, tell me how it's

Just Another Day

If EVERY day could be like this, if every day I can wake up to your steamy, hot bod in the-

-Wait, wtf...where did Aaron go?...WTF IS THIS SHIT



Now what on Earth is that lady doing with those sandwiches?

Well, I guess we're in for an interesting show. I'd say for Aaron, it was even worth the chance of

dying

...right guys?

Well

TheTrollie, a Vanilla Townie, who was shot during Intermission One

thought so. Y'know what you get for trying to run backstage to get your tummy signed by Aaron? You get to be a stage prop. That's not pastrami that woman is putting on those sandwiches. Why do you think she's so depressed? It's not the hot son that's not doing it for that crazy bitch.

Now stay in your fucking seats. If I see even one of you trying to grope that hot piece of meat I'll make sure that

Everything Goes Away

for you.

I hope you enjoy the second show, NEXT TO NORMAL.

[Dr Producer]

KingdomAces has been prodded.

[Dr Producer]

Oversoul replaces Go

VC

[Dr Producer]

Ok VC 4 real here

[Dr Producer]

RANDOM FACT: It's my 21st birthday weekend bitchesss

Votecount

MrZepher -

4

[L-5]

JacobSavage, roflcopter, Human Destroyer, Bacde
Bacde-

1

[L-8]

ZONEACE
Nobody Special -

2

[L-7]

ActionDan, Smashbard
Dramonic -

3

[L-6]

Go, Konowa, PeregrineV
JacobSavage-

1

[L-8]

MrZepher
ActionDan-

3

[L-6]

KingdomAces, Nobody Special, wind-up
Smashbard-

1

[L-8]

roflcopter

NOT VOTING:

petapan

WITH [16] ALIVE IT TAKES [9] TO LYNCH
DEADLINE:

(expired on 2013-03-02 21:30:00)

PRODS: petapan has been prodded.

[Dr Producer]

The game will continue with the following action being taken:

• Smashbard is voteless for the remainder of Day Two

The next person to be rude, at my discretion, is getting force replaced. I am fine with insults in games in general, hell I do it all the time, but calling someone essentially retarded and moving into PERSONAL insults the way that has been done is unacceptable. If you think something can even be MINORLY conceived as rude then do not post it. You've lost your privilege to have nice things.

VC incoming

[Dr Producer]

RANDOM FACT: Aaron Tveit is hot

Votecount

MrZepher -

5

[L-3]

JacobSavage, Human Destroyer, Bacde, roflcoper, Nobody Special
ZONEACE-

3

[L-5]

Oversoul, petapan, Konowa
Nobody Special -

1

[L-7]

ActionDan
Dramonic -

1

[L-7]

PeregrineV
JacobSavage-

1

[L-7]

MrZepher
ActionDan-

1

[L-7]

KingdomAces
Oversoul-

1

[L-7]

wind-up
petapan-

1

[L-7]

ZONEACE

NOT VOTING:

Dramonic

WITH [16] ALIVE IT TAKES [

9

8] TO LYNCH
DEADLINE:

(expired on 2013-03-03 10:30:00)

PRODS:KingdomAces, Dramonic, Roflcopter, Nobody Special, JacobSavage, and Human Destroyer have all been prodded.

[Dr Producer]

RANDOM FACT: MrZepher's insides are my favorite color

Votecount

MrZepher -

8

[L-0]

JacobSavage, Bacde, roflcoper, wind-up, Nobody Special, ZONEACE, Human Destroyer, MrZepher <---HAMMER
ZONEACE-

4

[L-3]

Oversoul, petapan Konowa, KingdomAces, MrZepher
Nobody Special -

1

[L-7]

ActionDan
JacobSavage-

1

[L-7]

PeregrineV

NOT VOTING:

Dramonic

WITH [16] ALIVE IT TAKES [

9

8] TO LYNCH
DEADLINE:

(expired on 2013-03-03 10:30:00)

[Dr Producer]

Because I'm in class I can't do beautiful flavor. MrZepher has been lynched and he was a

Mafia Goon.

It is now Night 2. You have 48 hours to submit night actions. Night will end at 1PM EST on March 5th

[Dr Producer]

This will open tomorrow

[Dr Producer]

Konowa died Night Two. He was a Town Bodyguard.

It is now Day Three. With 14 alive it takes 8 to lynch. Deadline is in two weeks, on March 21st at 4PM EST

Flavor coming later.

[Dr Producer]

RANDOM FACT: Spring Break starting tomorrow, midterm every day this week sorry sorry sorry

Votecount

Dramonic -

1

[L-6]

PeregrineV, wind-up
Oversoul-

1

[L-7]

HumanDestroyer
Nobody Special -

3

[L-4]

Oversoul, ZONEACE, ActionDan
PeregrineV-

1

[L-7]

Bacde
HumanDestroyer-

2

[L-6]

Dramonic, petapan
ActionDan-

2

[L-6]

Nobody Special, roflcopter

NOT VOTING:JacobSavage, KingdomAces, Smashbard

PRODS: KingdomAces, JacobSavage, and PeregrineV have been prodded

WITH [14] ALIVE IT TAKES [8] TO LYNCH
DEADLINE:

(expired on 2013-03-21 16:00:00)

[Dr Producer]

Human Destroyer stood on stage in front of everyone irate.

"Guys! We've been here for a whole day and there's been

no show

. We ordered 7 day passes to see the 'most fabulous tour of modern-day-Broadway' and guess what we've seen? CRAP! That's what!"

Everyone stared intently, resting their teeth on the tips of the straws sitting in their Diet Pepsis.

"And what are we gonna do about it! I'll tell you what! We're gonna show this filthy institution that we can't and won't tolerate their crap! Who's with me!?"

A voice comes from offstage "We are, Colonel Tabs!"

"Wut?"

The sound of marching heightens and heightens until fifty men in army garments parade onto stage.

• [Music plays]
  
  "We are the army men!
  
  [chorus]
  
  Lalalalalalalala
  Lalalalalalalala
  Lalalalalalalala
  Lalalalalalalala
  
  [Army men stab Colonel Tabs to death, sings to rhythm in Maxwell's Silver Hammer by the Beatles]
  
  We have defeated Tabs
  With extra-secret-army stabs
  Now we'll rise to fame
  Leave our posts we've hated the most and travel to Broadway
  
  No more army stuff
  Haven't we all had enough?
  This is our big chance
  To show that we have all of the stuff to make it on a song and a dance
  
  [Army men dance]
  
  [chorus]
  Lalalalalalalala
  Lalalalalalalala
  Lalalalalalalala
  Lalalalalalalala
  
  [Army men leave, music ends]

"My body is covered in stabs!" Human Destroyer says and dies

The curtain falls and everyone gives a standing ovation. Another theater crises avoided due to some quick thinking from the theater crew!

It is now Night Three. You have 48 hours from this point to submit actions (deadline ends at 2:15PM on March 23rd EST)

[Dr Producer]

Nobody Special was shot Night 3. He was a Town Jailkeeper.

It is now Day Four. With 12 alive it takes 7 to lynch. Deadline is in 2 weeks from now, at 10PM EST on April 9th

[Dr Producer]

Mod error fixed in the NK flip.

[Dr Producer]

The Producer comes onto stage

"Hey everyone, sorry that I've been very drunk and like never here recently, I just lost all of my money by investing in Matilda and now I'm an alcoholic"

"What's can be worse than this shit show?" ZONEACE demanded



"No, I'm trying to say, what's worse than, like, I dunno, uhm just like a drunk moderator and uhm people dying



and uhm, WHAT?? No stop it! I'm trying to



make a point, I just, shut up shut up! Meryl Streep is a goddess!"

Now Presenting Mamma Mia

[Dr Producer]

This is also a much belated note that votes were reset after the dayvig and that it now takes 6 to lynch with 11 alive. Apologies.

[Dr Producer]

The curtains fell. Everyone golf clapped tiredly.

ActionDan, tired of this affair and using his high IQ to create a masterful strategy, turned to the audience

"Guys, you know how we want to catch the bad guys in this darn theater? The faster we do it, the faster this week is over and we can all go home! Why don't we just each kill ourselves first, and when all the innocents are dead we'll know who the villains are because they'll be the only ones left!"

The people moved a little in their seats, squeezing at their numb butts. ActionDan blushed.

"Here, let me start."

ActionDan hopped out of his seat and moved to the darkness. a gunshot was heard, and a streams of blood churned out of the shadows.

The audience applauded ActionDan's valiant efforts, knowing they were one step closer to finding out what was really going on.

ActionDan was lynched Day 4 and he was a Vanilla Townie.

It is now Night 5. You have 48 hours to submit your night actions.

[Dr Producer]

Thread will open tonight

[Dr Producer]

It's opening!

It's finally here!

rly helpful review:



If u make it through you get a free coldpop [:

Matilda is on Broadway, and everyone here gets a sneak peak. The grand finale is in two days for this week-long show, and you're gonna love it so kick yer feet up and enjoy the last few shows until then [:

Also windup is dead and was a

Town Aligned Delayed Day Killer

[Dr Producer]

With 9 alive it takes 5 to lynch

Deadline is April 26th at 12PM EST

[Dr Producer]

Votecount

petapan -

5

[L-0]

ZONEACE, PeregrineV, roflcopter, Oversoul, JacobSavage <<<LYNCH
ZONEACE-

2

[L-3]

petapan, Smashbard

NOT VOTING: KingdomAces, Bacde

PRODS:

WITH [9] ALIVE IT TAKES [5] TO LYNCH

Petapan has been lynched Day 5. He was a

Mafia Goon

.

It is now Night 5. You have 48 hours to submit night actions.

[Dr Producer]

FLAVOR HERE

ZONEACE has been shot N5. He is the

Town Gunsmith

.

It is now Day 6. With 7 alive it takes 4 to lynch.

Deadline is in 2 weeks on May 4th at 11PM EST

[Dr Producer]

Votecount

PeregrineV -

4

[L-0]

roflcopter, JacobSavage, Bacde, Oversoul <<<HAMMER
Oversoul -

2

[L-2]

Smashbard, PeregrineV
JacobSavage -

1

[L-3]

NOT VOTING:

KingdomAces

WITH [7] ALIVE IT TAKES [4] TO LYNCH.
Deadline is in (expired on 2013-05-04 23:00:00)

[Dr Producer]

PeregrineV was really happy b/c he realized he read his PM wrong

"Guy! Guys! I'm actually town! I read it as 'vanilla brownie' at first but it's 'vanilla townie'. I thought I was in blackface and was in a gang in some thug musical like West Side Story!"

The theatregoers, incredibly offended by his usage of the term "blackface" on a stage, murdered the shit out of him. Good thing too, because he actually was a racist.

PeregrineV was lynched D6. He was a Vanilla Townie.

It is now Night 6. You have 48 hours to submit night actions.

[Dr Producer]

It's finally time for the last show! You all run back to your seats in sweaty anticipation. Luckily because so many of the patrons have decided to die you are all left with luxury, front row seats. You all sit down, placing your legs up on the front of the stage and reclining backwards in comfort.

Up on stage waltz some familiar looking characters! Why, it's Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermoine Granger! The last show is Very Potter Musical!

You shreak and grab at the air. The stars throw kisses at all of you! You love them! This is fantastic

In case if you are unfamiliar of the background plot of Harry Potter,

Harry Potter, an orphan who discovers at the age of eleven that he is a wizard, living within the ordinary world of non-magical, or Muggle, people.[11] His ability is inborn and such children are invited to attend a school that teaches the necessary skills to succeed in the wizarding world.[12] Harry becomes a student at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and it is here where most of the novels' events take place. As Harry develops through his adolescence, he learns

Spoiler: HARRY LEARNS A LOT OF THINGS ESPECIALLY THIS

SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE

Smashbard THE MASON was shot N6

It is now Day 7. With 5 alive it takes 3 to lynch. The deadline is May 21st at 9PM EST

[Dr Producer]

@MOD: Would a gunsmith get a "has a gun" result on a bodyguard

A gunsmith would result the result of "does not have a gun" on a bodyguard.

[Dr Producer]

IT'S OVER!!! [:

Votecount

JacobSavage -

3

[L-0]

Oversoul, roflcopter, KingdomAces <<<HAMMER

NOT VOTING:

Bacde, JacobSavage

WITH [5] ALIVE IT TAKES [3] TO LYNCH.

It was the last day of the show! As the last performance came to an end the remaining five viewers got up and approached the back of the theater.

JacobSavage, the Vanilla Townie

, left first, followed shortly by Bacde. However, MattP entered and motioned Bacde back. The Producer spoke.

"Hi guys, thank you so much for coming to see the 7 day - 7 performance show! We're going to call each one of you out one at a time to interview you about your experience. We'll call you guys out when it's your turn. After we get the feedback we need there is going to be one last surprise for you guys. Thanks!"

Mr.Dr.Producer left through the door to interview JacobSavage while the four others waited.

It is now Night 7. You have 48 hours to give night actions.

[Dr Producer]

I'm computerless I apologize for lack of formatting and swiftness

Kingdom aces died and was a town mason

With three alive it takes two to lynch

The OP will not be updated immediately I will do it when I (hopefully) gain access to a computer

You have until may 31 at 2PM to lynch