Mafia 71: The Corsican Syndicate - Game over!
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I would love for all of you to kindly post:
Who needs prodded
Who needs replaced
And (if you'd like) Who you are currently voting. With this many people it would do me a great favor.
Anyone who's not respondign to this in two days (or who I find hasn't posted in over a week) will be prodded, and I will put a preemptive link up on teh Replacement thread for the inevitable fallotu that has already happened.-
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Votecount -from the backup mod!
Aimee (5) - Battle Mage, mcpaltp, Porochaz, Windshipper
Tarhalindur (4) - KilGrey, Peers, WomensRights
Albert R. Rampage (3) - Garnasha, Lemming1607, Saint Freak
Garnasha (2) - 50poundsofbread, Albert R. Rampage
Peers (1) - garbagetree
Windshipper (1) - Tarhalindur
skitzer (1) - ChronX
50 lbs of bread (1) - Aimee
Albert R. Rampage replaced Waar
Not Voting: (curiouskarmadog, cicero)
To be replaced:
"WomensRights has asked for replacement"
Prod Requests:ChronX- Fri Oct 26, 2007 1:23 pm wrote:MOD PROD on TARHALINDUR pleasePorochaz- Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:57 pm wrote:Mod can we get a prod on 50 lb
Mod, Can we prod/replace Aimee
Notes:ChronX-Tue Oct 30, 2007 2:19 pm wrote:@ mod : Prods on Tarhalinder, Battlemage, Aimee
Windshipper not modkilled for discretionary violation.-
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Tarhalindur, Aimee, 50 lbs of bread have posted. Battle Mage has not.
That's about all I can do *tonight* but I will make sure to keep in touch with the thread.
If you all want to do me a quick favor (Discard eariler requests) look at your name on the player list, look at the player just below it, and then check to see when that player has last posted. If it's more than four days ago (Before October 27th) Just say so in thread and I will Prod them! Thank you.-
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Votecount -from the backup mod!
Tarhalindur (6) - KilGrey, Peers, WomensRights, garbagetree, Saint Freak
Saint Freak (4) - mcpaltp, Porochaz, cicero, Windshipper
Albert R. Rampage (2) - Garnasha, Lemming1607
Garnasha (2) - 50poundsofbread, Albert R. Rampage
50 lbs of bread (2) - Aimee, ChronX
Aimee (1) - Battle Mage
Windshipper (1) - Tarhalindur
Albert R. Rampage replaced Waar
Not Voting: (curiouskarmadog, skitzer(others not listed))
(I was rushed and did not list anyone who had not voted or unvoted between vote counts)
Garnasha and Battle Mage have been prodded. If they do not post in the next four days they will be replaced or modkilled. I will try to figure out which of the options Theopor prefers!
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I will continue attempting to mod the game.
Tarhalindur, I am aware that you adn others have asked for a replacements, and I haev posted in the appropriate boards. Nobody is biting. I encourage everyone to recruit replacements for themselves if they are not interested. I will end the day in a week. Whoever hast he most votes at that point will be lynched, and everyone who has not posted between now and that time will be modkille and their roles revealed.-
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Tarhalindur has been replaced by Setael.
Votecount -from the backup mod!
Setael (4) - KilGrey, WomensRights, garbagetree, Saint Freak
Saint Freak (5) - mcpaltp, cicero, Windshipper, Garnasha, Peers
Garnasha (2) - 50poundsofbread, Albert R. Rampage
50 lbs of bread (3) - Aimee, ChronX, curiouskarmadog
Albert R. Rampage (1) - Lemming1607
Aimee (1) - Battle Mage
Windshipper (1) - Setael
Not Voting: (Porochaz skitzer, (others not listed))
Porochaz, your own vote count had you voting someone when your last vote action was tounvote. Unless I missed something...
Others are on the way![/b]
4. Aimee
5. Battle Mage
Albert. B. Rampage
11. ChronX
15. WomensRights
Lemming1607
If these players do not post before the deadline, they will be modkilled or randomly replaced by anyone I can get to replace in. I am sending out prods now.
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Votecount -from the backup mod!
Setael (4) - KilGrey, WomensRights, garbagetree, Saint Freak
Saint Freak (5) - mcpaltp, cicero, Windshipper, Garnasha, Peers
Garnasha (2) - 50poundsofbread, Albert R. Rampage
50 lbs of bread (3) - Aimee, JDodge, curiouskarmadog
Albert R. Rampage (1) - Lemming1607
Aimee (1) - Battle Mage
Windshipper (1) - Setael
Not Voting: (Porochaz skitzer, (others not listed))
Porochaz, your own vote count had you voting someone when your last vote action was tounvote. Unless I missed something...
Others are on the way![/b]
Aimee
Battle Mage
WomensRights
Lemming1607
If these players do not post before the deadline, they *will* be modkilled or randomly replaced by anyone I can get to replace in. I am sending out prods now.
I am still waiting for Mod Priviledges. I can not yet edit posts or lock the thread. Woo, me.
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Votecount -from the backup mod!
Saint Freak (7) - mcpaltp, cicero, Garnasha, Peers, Porochaz, Albert R. Rampage, Battle Mage
Setael (5) - KilGrey, (QuickBen), garbagetree, Saint Freak, Windshipper
50 lbs of bread (3) - Aimee, JDodge, curiouskarmadog
Garnasha (2) - 50poundsofbread
Albert R. Rampage (1) - Lemming1607
Windshipper (1) - Setael
Not Voting: ( skitzer, (others not listed))
With 19 alive, it will take 10 to lynch!
If Aimee does not post before the deadline, sey *will* be modkilled or replaced by anyone I can get to replace in.
- Replaced by QuickBen![/b]WomensRights
I am still waiting for Mod Priviledges. I can not yet edit posts or lock the thread. Woo, me.
New Player List wrote:Players Alive -
1.TarhalindurSetael
2. Peers
3. Skitzer
4. Aimee
5. Battle Mage
6. Schistimatizedwindshipper
7. WaarAlbert. B. Rampage
8. Curiouskarmadog
9. Garnasha
10. Cicero
11.ChronXJDodge
12. Porochaz
13. 50 pounds of bread
14. garbagetree
15.WomensRightsQuickBen
16. LazyKilGrey
17. mcpaltp
18. Saint Freak
19. AlasdairLemming1607-
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My apologies for the very long night! I believe an explanation is in order:
Mr Stoofer was kind enough to lock the thread for me when the day ended, but I do not have the ability to lock the thread or edit the title yet.
So I had to wait for those comod abilities to be able to do anything, and I couldn't reach anyone.
MeMe is a wonderful human being, and has reopened the thread for me.
There have been some technicalities regarding sending night actions: Please send all night actions and /or questions to me in the future. That said, day scene will be starting imminently!-
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The morning starts off bright and cheery. During the night, quite a bit of commotion was heard. Cars pulling into driveways, people stepping on dead leaves as they scurry from house to house. And in the distance.... the sound of sirens.
Smoke forms a haze over the western part of the town. In the Purple Majesty Subdivision, an unfortunately tragedy has offset the cheery brightness of the morning.
The old colonial home was nothing but a skeleton of it's former glory, and unfortunately, real skeletons could be found inside.
50 lbs of Bread, and his family, were those skeletons. It was a shame, too, because almost everyone in the town knew the kind oldDoctorin one way or another, from his generous nature and his willingness to make house calls.
The fire department reported with grim faces that it was unfortunate that the accident had occurred. Apparently a false call had been made to a business on the other side of town, and when the lone firetruck went out to put that fire out, a separate, Real fire erupted in the good doctor's home. The fire department has not ruled out that the situation may be a possible homicide.
The 24-Hour McRonald's off of All Saints Street, was also closed for the day. Yellow police tape surrounds a green Subaru. The front windshield is shattered, and the driver's seat is stained with blood.Albert R. Rampagehad been shot in the head as he was asking for his combo meal to be supersized. He never did get hisVanillaShake.
The police have no motives as to why someone would want to kill Albert. His police record was clean, and he had no enemies. Just a local business man, driving home late from work.
With such a busy night behind you, surely the day will be more productive?
Albert R. Rampage, Vanilla Townie, has been Shot.
50 lbs of Bread, Town Doctor, has burned to death.
It is now Day 2. With 16 players alive, it will take9to lynch.-
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Day Two's First Official Vote Count!
The day is getting long over head. The local girlscouts come by and give everyone warm glasses of hot cocoa. Yum! Just the refreshing treat y'all need. Taking a small break, you count up suspicions...
Windshipper -3- (Garnasha, Peers, Porochaz)
Cicero -3- (Windshipper, JDodge, mcpaltp)
Phate -2- (curiouskarmadog, Setael)
Battle Mage -1- (Phate)
Not Voting -7- (Battle Mage, Cicero, skitzer, garbagetree, quickben, kilgrey, Lemming1607)
Prods have gone out to several of the players who have not posted since November. Replacements have been requested.
This vote count is not guaranteed to be 100% accurate, please let me know if it is in error. With 16 players alive, it will take 9 votes to lynch someone.
The deadline is December 15th, unless the game is very active, in which case I am willing to move it back a week or two.-
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Day Two's Second Official Vote Count!
A tour bus without a driver wings down the street, towards the congregation. People scream adn try to get out of the way, but two of the players are too slow to avoid it. CRUNCHTHUMPSPLATTHUDSLASH
Oh, what a horrible mess? How could such a thing happen? IT must be the HAND OF MOD.
Garbagetree, Vanilla Townie, Splattered by ModBus Day 2.
kilgrey, Town Cop, Splattered by ModBus Day 2
Cicero -4- (Windshipper, JDodge, mcpaltp, Battle Mage)
Windshipper -3- (Garnasha, Peers, Porochaz)
Phate -3- (curiouskarmadog, Setael, cicero)
Battle Mage -1- (Phate)
Not Voting -53- (skitzer,garbagetree, quickben,kilgrey, Lemming1607)
Prods have gone out to several of the players who have not posted since November. Replacements have been requested.
This vote count is not guaranteed to be 100% accurate, please let me know if it is in error. With1614 players alive, it will take98 votes to lynch someone.
The deadline is December 15th, unless the game is very active, in which case I am willing to move it back a week or two.
I *am* still trying to find replacements, but it's not happening yet.-
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Day Two's Second Official Vote Count!
Cicero -4- (JDodge, Battle Mage, Porochaz, skitzer)
Battle Mage -4- (Phate, Windshipper, cicero, Peers)
Phate -2- (curiouskarmadog, Setael)
Windshipper -1- (Garnasha)
curiouskarmadog -1- (mcpaltp)
Not Voting - 2- (quickben, Lemming1607)
On mod kills: The players who were modkilled had not picked up their prods which were sent over a week ago. While other players may have lurked more than them, they have communicated that they are still interested in the game. A new set of prods have gone out, those who do not respond and are not replaced by next week will be modkilled at deadline.
This vote count is not guaranteed to be 100% accurate, please let me know if it is in error. With 14 players alive, it will take 8 votes to lynch someone.
Replacements have been requested, still searching.
Due to activity, Deadline has been pushed back to December 21st. At that time, whoever has the most votes will be lynched.Last edited by Skruffs on Mon Dec 24, 2007 4:51 am, edited 1 time in total.-
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I have been a bad, BAD backup mod! I apologize, there will be a votecount later today: It's really hard to tally votes on a cell phone.
appreciate the patience!
Mod's Official Vote Count!
mcpaltp -3- (Windshipper, Peers, curiouskarmadog)
Phate -2- (Setael, cicero)
curiouskarmadog -2- (mcpaltp, JDodge)
Battle Mage -1- (Phate)
Windshipper -1- (Garnasha)
Peers -1- (Battle Mage)
JDodge -1- (quickben)
Not Voting -3- (Lemming1607, Porochaz, skitzer)
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Mod's Vote Count!
mcpaltp -4- (Windshipper, Peers, curiouskarmadog, Phate)
Phate -2- (Setael, cicero)
curiouskarmadog -2- (mcpaltp, JDodge)
Windshipper -1- (Garnasha)
Peers -1- (Battle Mage)
JDodge -1- (quickben)
Not Voting -3- (Lemming1607, Porochaz, skitzer)
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What a world, what a world.... A massive fist fight erupted int he streets of Downtown today, with all sorts of people getting drawn in. A picture was taken of a woman using her infant child as a club with which to bludgeon a mail man, which will later show up on TIME Magazine, no doubt. Two of the town's citizens were actually KILLED in the outbreak, which police suspect may have been a ruse.
What's left of the police force (already shaken by the tragic loss of one of their own earlier in the day) quickly dragged Mcpaltp from the crowd. After an impromptu trial, he was hung from a lightpole, over main street, as a troublemaker.
A gun fell out of his pockets as he thrashed.
However.
He was not mafia, it turns out, but rather a fed up townie who decided to enable some justice of his own.
Mcpaltp, Vigilante, has been hung
Due to inactivity and lack of replacements, Lemming1607 and Garnasha have been modkilled.
Lemming1607, Mafia Prostitute, is dead
Garnasha, Mason Recruiter, is dead
I apologize, I am prodding and trying to replace but people are flaking out left and right. Fortunately, with the flakers all gone (now), the game should run much smoother.
It is now Night!-
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More sirens are heard through the night, and indede, it seemed like it would never end.
Many of the town's citizens had such deep sleeps that they have probably forgotten that they were even ever awake!
But the morning has risen, and it is time to go out and kill morepowerrolesscum.
The newspaper is grim.
"Another false alarm turned deadly last night, when firemen, arriving at the scene of a supposed house fire, were disappointed to find no signs of a fire. When nobody answered the door, the firemen did a routine, cursory check thruogh the house. The floor of the living room, apparently rigged, gave way under one fo the firemen, dumping the man into a RAGING INFERNO, apparently contained underneatht he house itself. The fireman died, and has been identified asBattleMage.
Ironically enough, the owner of the house,Cicero, has also died, in an unrelated incident. At the funeral forGarnashaearlier in the today, Cicero's head aspl0de. The cause of his untimely assassination was found to be a bullet, which had been fired from the top of a nearby building. The reason for his shooting has not been determined.
Cicero, Mason, has been shot.
BattleMage, Fireman, has been burned to death.-
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Mod's Vote Count!
Setael -1- (Phate)
Phate -5- (JDodge, Porochaz, Peers, curiouskarmadog, Windshipper)
Not Voting -3- (skitzer, Setael, quickben)
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The sun had just hit it's midmorning crescent when the arguing got ugly.
At the local diner, the nine remaining 'leaders' of the town were in a heated discussion.
"Look, I've made a big pie-diagram about who's most likely scum and who's not," one leader said. "If you just look here..."
"Hey, I made some diagrams too!"
"His are better!"
"Hey why aren't you on your own diagrams!"
It degenerated from there. Fists were thrown. Pies were thrown. Vats of boiling grease were thrown. (Ouch!)
In the end, a half cooked, bruised, stabbed, and beaten Phate was hung over the front door of the diner.
One of the surviving leaders noticed that Phate had some frosting sticking to his dangling foot. They tasted it.
"Hmmmm... Vanilla."
Yup.
Phate, Vanilla Townie, has been lynched.
It is now night. Congrats on a modkill-free day!-
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There were significantly less commotion last night. No gunshots were heard, in fact.
Another fire broke out, this time at the "Dangling Wench Bar & Tavern". A group of people had been paying respect toLemming107, a top-rateProstitutefor themafiawho had died a few days before. The beer and whiskey flowed, and the chorus of lamenting voices sang dirges to their fallen compatriot.
In fact, the woeful singing quite nicely masked the sound of breaking bottles in the storage room. A flung match, and the tavern roared into flames.
It was quite a sight, watching the drunken tavern customers screaming and running, out the door and into the clear, starry night. Unfortunately, one of the said customers ran the wrong way. Up the stairs to the second floor, where they asphyxiated on the fumes of burning swill. When the building collapsed in upon it's foundations, (As the fire company had refused to go to fires at night, after the two false alarms and the death of their starFireman. Battlemage) the body ofWindshipperwas taken with it, incendiaried into ash. It was only later 'discovered' that he was in there, when his wallet was found by the front stoop.
Poor, poor Windshipper.
Windshipper,, has burned to death.Mafia Goon
It is now Day 4!
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Peers rolled his eyes.
And then he rolled them more.
In fact, his whole body began to twitch. Foam began to bubble from the corners of his clenched jaws.
His hands clenched in tight little balls, as his entire body seized up. His heart couldn't take the strain.
It gave out.
Peers, Vanilla Towniehas died frompoisoning.
What a twist!-
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Everyone takes a siesta... only to have it interrupted by the ringing of the church bell. A nameless priest has been hung from it, and hsi thrashes make it clang and dong and all that other stuff... for a while. You all cry at this barbaric act, and decide that you *will* lynch someone before the day is over! The day ends... February 5th... so please have someone lynched by then. Thanks!
(All players have picked up their prods)-
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Day End Vote Count!
skitzer -3- (jdodge, porochaz, Setael)
jdodge -1- (curiouskarmadog)
porochaz -1- (skitzer)
Not Voting -1- ( Andycyca)
With 6 alive, it will take four to lynch!
It was quick and brutal. Skitzer was taken down in the bowling alley, just after rolling a perfect strike. "Awesome!" he exclaimed, before turning around to find a mob of, well, three players. "Oh... um... hi guys... how's it going?"
"We can't help but notice how... missing you've been... what are you trying to hide from us?" One of the townspeople said, hatrted in their eyes.
"Oh.. um... well, yeah, about that... I kinda decided that... you know... maybe I'm not cut out for all this 'finding scum stuff', he stammered. One of the other members took a bowling bowl from the return slot, eyeing skitzer's head speculatively.
"I see... you decided to go on strike so you could throw some strikes, eh? Well... strike THIS!" The bowling ball was launched through the air with unerring precision, crushing skitzer's head and brow. HE fell and rolled around on the ground in pain, as all three of the townsfolk decended on him. A pool cue, some nachos, and some disgusting rented shoes were all it took to kill the poor guy.
Skitzer, Vanilla Townie, has been lynched. It is now Night!
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The morning arrived. A single shot had been heard, and the smell of smoke was thick in the air.
Curiouskharmadog's car was found, wrecked, in front of his house.
A trail of bloody footprints led inside.
Inside, he was found to've been finished off, with a quick blow to the head.
His hand reached out for his medkit, which had been kicked cruelly out of his grasp.
Whoever killed him had watched as he died.
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On the other side of town, a small residential home burned quietly. All semblance of order had abandoned the town, and there was nobody to protect the person inside.
Perhaps, though, that was for the best.
Everyone was shocked to find the gun in the wreckage. The chief of police's ex-wife!!! A murdered?? But it was true.
curiouskharmaDog, backup Doctor, shot to death.
Setael, Mafia GodFather, burned to death.
It is now Day.
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Day End Vote Count!
NoLynch -2- (jdodge, porochaz)
Not Voting -1- ( Andycyca)
With 3 alive, it takes two to lynch!
(Because JDodge was voted after nolynch was hammered, the vote on him will not be shown)
"Okay guys, we need to Chill out!" said Andycyca.
JDodge and Porochaz looked at either , then shrugged. "Nah."
They went back to bed, leaving Andycyca flabbergasted in the now deserted town square. Dark clouds rolled over the sun, and he huried to his own home.
It is now Night. Night actions soon, please!-
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Jdodge snickered as he drove home. The night's murder was almost TOO easy, but the simple trap was so ingenious... a sprinkling of rat poison in their box of frosted flakes. in the morning, they would die, and that was grrrrreat!
He pulled into his driveway, glad that it was all finally over.
He didn't notice the other person sneaking away from the house in his backyard.
He opened the door to his house, and went up stairs.
He didn't notice that the dial in hte kitchen on the range was turned to on.
Couldn't smell the gas.
He sat down in his den, looking at the pictures of his beloveds. Stuffed his pipe, and struck a match.
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JDodge, Mafia Poisoner, has been aspl0de.
It is now day. You both realize that you have milk on your mustaches. That quesiness in your belly.. is it gas...apprehension... or something worse?-
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Porochaz's face is locked in a riktus of supreme mastermindedry of evil and all that, when he feels his belly begin to gurgle.
"Eh... wha?"
Andycaca's heart begins to rise. Was Porochaz about to be killed from beyound the grave by one of his victims???
Porochaz's face contorted with discomfort. He lifts a leg, and lets out a rather rancid fart, reeking of methane and sulfur. "Ahh. Much better. Heh, I don't think JDodge realized that I *grew up* on rat poison.. it's the only thing me dearest mum would feed me, after I started *burning* things, you understand."
He begins to stalk towards Andycaca, who, terrified, backs away from him. The deserted town stands silently watching as Andycaca turns and fleas... into an abandoned gas station. He picks up the phone and begins to dial feverishly. "Hello? Hello?"
But the line was dead. And Porochaz was nowhere to be found.
Andycaca spotted a car, abandoned, in the handicapped spot outside. He jumped in and began to hotwire it. SPARK! It began to rumble to life.
Porochaz finished what he was doing and began to *run*... as the single Bic lighter, lit, fell down the tube that led to the gas station's gas tanks.
Andycaca got the engine to turn over about the time he was incinerated in a massive fireball.
Andycaca, doomed vanilla townie, endgamed.
Porochaz, Arsonist Serial Killerwins the game!-
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If porochaz had been lynched when there were 6 alive, curiouskharmadog probably would have still been shot by Setael, and the scum would have auto won the next day.
If anyone had picked up on JDodge's rather wild flagellation of voting, and he'd been lynched, it may have been possible for town to win... it just lined up for the Sk in the end though.
I thank everyone who helped me replace-mod this game, who stuck with it, and who were gracious enough to replace into this crippled freak.
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