Everything Is Still A Lie v2 [Canceled]

[The Fonz]

Vote: TrueSoulHustler.

Policy on TSE, who I thought had been WOTMed out.

[The Fonz]

I'm ascetic. Among other things.

[The Fonz]

Honestly, Minstrel getting put on trial was rather funny, but like, was there any real reason for it? Does anyone know?
Also, I’d like this to get inno’d. It’s not even a full IRL day into the game, and if Minstrel is found guilty, that ends the day.

Yeah, on the other hand, a guilty would be banter.

[The Fonz]

Minstrel do your heads wanna give us a reads list or something?

That's got to be the funniest thing i've read on this thread so far.

- Norwee

Gonna offer a defence? Preferably involving at least one beloved Star Wars character.

[The Fonz]

Hilarious death
A great opportunity
Haikus can do one

[The Fonz]

what the hell 19 pages i thought this was mafiascum

Do you think this is fast or slow?

[The Fonz]

Tbh I am totally down for skipping the bit where we force three claims and two newbies let slip role info while two town veterans yell at each other and make the thread unreadable.

Unless anyone's willing to dayvig me.

[The Fonz]

Fonz, if you want me to, just say so.

What happens to Minstrel if you dayvig me?

[The Fonz]

Kind of wish I was a supersaint jester tbh

[The Fonz]

Fonz, if you want me to, just say so.

What happens to Minstrel if you dayvig me?

If you're asking in regards to the trial, it'd most likely end it. I'm not sure. I haven't figured out what would happen if someone dayvigs someone in the middle of a trial.

Hit me with your best shot
Cmon hit me with your best shot
Hit me with your best shot
Fire awaaaaaaay

[The Fonz]

Actually even better than a dayvig, can I have a post restriction where I can only post in 80s song lyrics?

[The Fonz]

Actually even better than a dayvig, can I have a post restriction where I can only post in 80s song lyrics?

Why

How many times do I have to try to tell you
That I'm sorry for the things I've done
But when I start to try to tell you
That's when you have to tell me
Hey, this kind of trouble's only just begun

I tell myself too many times
Why don't you ever learn to keep your big mouth shut
That's why it hurts so bad to hear the words
That keep falling from your mouth
Falling from your mouth

Tell me

Why

[The Fonz]

-TSE

I just realized that I’m flipped cult with a vig. Like, I should be terrorizing people with the vig.

Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies
Oh no no, you can't disguise

[The Fonz]

Actually even better than a dayvig, can I have a post restriction where I can only post in 80s song lyrics?

The feeling has gone, only you and I
It means nothing to me
This means nothing to me
Oh, Vienna

What's the matter you?
Gotta no respect?
Whaddaya think ya do?
Why ya look-a so sad?
Itsa not so bad
Itsa nice-a place
Ah, shaddapayaface.

[The Fonz]

Ay ay ay
Ay ay ay
Never should you huggin' up the big monkey man

[The Fonz]

Analyzing wagons and votes on each wagons is a great way to find scum which i think Obviousscum is completely ignoring will be unavailable if we are flipped through the trial today. So his arguments in favor of flipping us are weak in comparison to why we should stay alive and make today a more traditional day.

- Norwee

Counterpoint: not guilty is boring.

[The Fonz]

Counter-counterpoint: I dayvig someone and end the trial that way.

Triple counter: You may or may not have just told me that if Minstrel is found guilty, each guilty voter gets to take one of his body parts with a corresponding power in a grisly mechanic reminiscent of an inventor.

[The Fonz]

Can wills be updated?

[The Fonz]

I don't think I could ever vote guilty on Hectic, but I definitely could fit Norwee.....but only for reasons.

Is that reason so you're not the D1 lynch?

[The Fonz]

I don't think I could ever vote guilty on Hectic, but I definitely could fit Norwee.....but only for reasons.

Definitely could vote Norwee guilty.

Not sure where I could fit him.

Post Edit: Why do you conclude that I am going to vote guilty from that?

I mean I guess conclusion and shitpost sound kind of similar?

[The Fonz]

It’s an in-game mechanic that probably occurs every single day

Just read the damn slot and give opinions.

Stop proxy innoing.

OP suggests that there is an "event" every day, but I'd be surprised if every one is a trial.

[The Fonz]

using self meta for a bastard game

I like you. Who should we mislynch?

[The Fonz]

VOTE: A Gun and a Rose

I'm sure Menalque isn't usually this boring

[The Fonz]

In Honor of Mena and Dat

Welcome to the Mafia, we've got fun and games
When you need a mislynch there's a newbie town to blame
And you're a very weird role, that's tricky to describe
If you got no charisma, hun, it's hard to stay alive

In the mafia, welcome to the mafia, we're gonna push you til you're d-d-d-d-d-dead
In the mafia, welcome to the mafia, we're gonna have your head
oooooh We'll remove you from the thread

[The Fonz]

Fonz is being meme-y and fine whatever that’s normal in a bastard game, but he’s also just wildly avoiding engaging with me at all which seems very off for him and how I’d expect him to react to me and interact with me

-rose

I'm voting for you, isn't that interaction enough?

More seriously, I wasn't kidding when I said you were boring. Opening day circlejerk between four or five players, based on Player A who doesn't know Player B voting him for stuff that Player C (who does know player A) says is just B's playstyle and a thing scum tend to push on. Player A responds this is how they always scumhunt. They then wall back and forth while the rest of the town die of boredom. None of it is particularly interesting in terms of alignment.

Don't worry, I'll probably try to quicklynch a lurker later or fake a scumslip to get reactions. No wait, I already did that last one.

[The Fonz]

He's a good boy
Loves bastard modding
Loves dayvigs and cultists too
He's a good boy, crazy bout Jesters
Ascetics, and scum PGOs

It's a long day, listening to Menalque
There's a wagon, brewing on his ass
I'm a bad boy, cause I voted for Guilty
I'm a bad boy, for faking PRs

AND I'M SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
SPEED LYNCHING

[The Fonz]

3) Your favourite piece of music.

Why would I not tell everyone?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY

[The Fonz]

Am I the only one that just realized there are 23 fucking votes in play?? lol

That we know of...

[The Fonz]

I literally made a YouTube playlist that is just 27 different versions of Africa including covers, remixes and foreign language versions.

[The Fonz]

I literally made a YouTube playlist that is just 27 different versions of Africa including covers, remixes and foreign language versions.

Link or death pls

-Hectic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWfY9GR ... Xun7MnPXVF

[The Fonz]

It appears it's 25 now, which means two videos have been deleted. Guess I need to find another ten.

[The Fonz]

It appears it's 25 now, which means two videos have been deleted. Guess I need to find another ten.

It's 28 items in my view. I only got to #5 so far though (The Mario Paint Composer version)

I just added a couple I think the Mario Paint one might be my favorite.

[The Fonz]

Ok, think I figured out large games on D1.

I am not gonna do shit and someone just point me to who is scum.

Then the real game starts D2.

Or am I town reading you based on SOMETHING YOU DID here? *Mysterious music*

[The Fonz]

nvm i re-read and the skelly guy playing the sax on repeat is townie but i don't like how he keeps hopping in each time and says "catching up, catching up"

Don't you know catching up
Doot doot
Catching up

[The Fonz]

I agree, let's lynch some lurkers

VOTE: ceejayvinoya

You're going to have to try a little harder than that

LET'S LYNCH SOME MOTHER FUCKING LURKERS

VOTE: ceejayvinoya

[The Fonz]

Also, I looked for an answer but couldn’t find one, what’s the deal with the whispers? It looks like I got whispered to by ObviousScum but I haven’t received anything?

Guess that means it was a....

Drumroll...

CARELESS WHISPER!

[The Fonz]

*Can't think of a good way of putting this in a shitpost*

I think Drew's town. I think his "I'm just gonna lurk and sheep" thing is a response to how he has a knack for pissing people off with his posting and seems to be lynched day one and day two disproportionately often. While people who follow that strat get a pass.

I also quite like that he voted me, because I'm miles off meta and claimed ascetic, someone should notice that shit.

[The Fonz]

So your normal meta isn't being wildly charismatic?

Really though, maybe if you feel like he'd think you're playing off meta, that may make sense, but I have a hard time seeing someone look at this thread and going "oh yeah The Fonz is the guy I'm gonna vote rn" unless you two have some like deep history. And it's not like I think his vote on you is making you at all more readable off pressure so...

Well yeah, because I don't give too much of a shit here since I'm expecting to meet my end in some horribly bastard way I didn't see coming regardless of how seriously I take it. And because I'm a bit burned out from playing "Normally." I'm normally more like Menalque/Rose is here.

I think Drew has been in every game I've been in since my comeback in the Autumn. I don't think his vote is particularly brilliant or anything, but I think a town Drew doing some degree of scumhunting would think I'm off here. Funny as I think running him up D1 AGAIN would be, I might actually have to pass up that particular memewagon.

[The Fonz]

That's fair. But why would he reach the conclusion that you're scum because you're off meta? Wouldn't you expect people to be like a ~little~ different d1 in a bastard cult game? I mean I feel like you're still visibly solving, even if you're doing so in a casual and jokey manner

Do you think wagoning ceejay will make him more readable?

My thought process was more along the lines of "Blood for the Blood God."

[The Fonz]

So your normal meta isn't being wildly charismatic?

Really though, maybe if you feel like he'd think you're playing off meta, that may make sense, but I have a hard time seeing someone look at this thread and going "oh yeah The Fonz is the guy I'm gonna vote rn" unless you two have some like deep history. And it's not like I think his vote on you is making you at all more readable off pressure so...

Well yeah, because I don't give too much of a shit here since I'm expecting to meet my end in some horribly bastard way I didn't see coming regardless of how seriously I take it. And because I'm a bit burned out from playing "Normally." I'm normally more like Menalque/Rose is here.

I think Drew has been in every game I've been in since my comeback in the Autumn. I don't think his vote is particularly brilliant or anything, but I think a town Drew doing some degree of scumhunting would think I'm off here. Funny as I think running him up D1 AGAIN would be, I might actually have to pass up that particular memewagon.

Tbf.....yes, you are a bit different. Weird meta reasoning to not vote me aside.

But also you calling me out thinking I was going to vote guilty on Hectic/Norwee.....and then you actually voting guilty makes me scratch my chin.

Like, did you know the votes would be made public?

and

I didn't call you out on anything, I made fun of you for being a frequent D1 lynch.

But it's OK because...

I see your Drew colors shining through
Your Drew colors, and that's why I townread you
So don't be afraid to let them show
Your Drew colors are beautiful... like a rainbow

[The Fonz]

Honestly, Minstrel getting put on trial was rather funny, but like, was there any real reason for it? Does anyone know?
Also, I’d like this to get inno’d. It’s not even a full IRL day into the game, and if Minstrel is found guilty, that ends the day.

Yeah, on the other hand, a guilty would be banter.

Hilarious death
A great opportunity
Haikus can do one

Tbh I am totally down for skipping the bit where we force three claims and two newbies let slip role info while two town veterans yell at each other and make the thread unreadable.

Unless anyone's willing to dayvig me.

Analyzing wagons and votes on each wagons is a great way to find scum which i think Obviousscum is completely ignoring will be unavailable if we are flipped through the trial today. So his arguments in favor of flipping us are weak in comparison to why we should stay alive and make today a more traditional day.

- Norwee

Counterpoint: not guilty is boring.

Drew be like "I am shocked this guy voted guilty who could have seen that coming."

[The Fonz]

Heeeeeeeeey
Menalque (oooh, ahhhh)
I wanna knooooooooow
'Bout your VD read

[The Fonz]

Korina, if you're dead and can't be lynched, what is your loss condition? I'm guessing there's a Van Helsing type role somewhere who can target the dead?

[The Fonz]

I'd guess that as a dead player Korina doesn't contribute to cult's wincon directly, or interfere with other faction's win conditions.

I'd also note that I probably should have assumed that DEB would vote Guilty. In the end I guess it's NAI for them.

Then he's lying about being the recruiter. An unkillable CR is bastard, but not in the kind of "Lol wtf" way that people sign up for. It would just mean a procession toward an inevitable cult win.

[The Fonz]

I don't find any of those involved in the earlier argument particularly scummy, and think we ought to be lurkerhunting. I think there's probably an abnormally large concentration of scum in the "Low hanging fruit."

[The Fonz]

I don't find any of those involved in the earlier argument particularly scummy, and think we ought to be lurkerhunting. I think there's probably an abnormally large concentration of scum in the "Low hanging fruit."

time for a zeebu lulz party train?

Lulz party trains are great. Why that specific lurker?

[The Fonz]

Is it possible for a player to be able to have the mod post anonymous messages, including color @Korina

Oooh that post isn't the mod confirmed color.

I don't know what it means, but it's a different shade.

[The Fonz]

I feel like Zeebu is clearly on the flake train and is therefore the worst lurker to wagon. Let's do Ceejayvinoya.

[The Fonz]

Final Trial Vote Count

Not Guilty (10):

Korina, 50 Judge Powers, Rautherdir, Chemist1422, PeaHen, TrueSoulHustler, VaultDweller, Doctor Drew, a Gun and a Rose, Very cool and not mafia

Abstained (6):

ObviousScum, ceejayvinoya, zeebu, DreamingLich, JacksonVirgo, polypies73

Guilty (5):

Jake The Wolfie, The Fonz, Iconeum, insomnia, Dr Easy Bake

This is very cool

I want everyone who voted guilty to explain themself.

Guilty was the more fun option.

[The Fonz]

Nothing is happening so we decided to wagon a random lurker

Lurker yes. Random, no.

VOTE: Zeebu

[The Fonz]

I feel like Zeebu is clearly on the flake train and is therefore the worst lurker to wagon. Let's do Ceejayvinoya.

i mean, you just posted this. what did i do between flaketrain and now to warrant the non random designation?

You came off the flake train, duh.

When you had two posts, you looked like you were someone who had signed up for the game then found they didn't have time or couldn't get into it, and were about to flake. That's normal it usually happens to a couple of players in a large, and is NAI. You hadn't posted for five days I think when I made that post, and I'm pretty sure the player AF replaced had posted more recently than you.

That you start posting and defending yourself in response to pressure, though? That tells me the earlier lurking was more likely to be a tactic. That's scum indicative.

[The Fonz]

When you say you can't share specifics, is this a no scum hunting PR?

Can you say "I think X is scummy?"

[The Fonz]

id feel better about my wagon had anyone brought up that post as a reason. it was a pretty baity post

Gut scum or town, everyone on your wagon please

[The Fonz]

Also are you allowed to post ranked lists? Would it break prs if I gave you a list of four names and asked you to list them in scumminess order?

[The Fonz]

unvote

I feel like this is more likely to be a PR coming from a bastard mod than a fake, and if it is real it makes more sense as town than scum.

[The Fonz]

Zeebu, are there restrictions on what you can whisper?

[The Fonz]

Korina, this is outstanding trolling.

[The Fonz]

I could probably see lynching you tbh

[The Fonz]

I could probably see lynching you tbh

Is this directed at us or chemist tbh?

Y'all fwiw

[The Fonz]

I could probably see lynching you tbh

Is this directed at us or chemist tbh?

Y'all fwiw

This is a SCUM claim. You can't seriously think lynching THE LAW is a good idea.

Considerably better idea than giving yourself the nickname tbh

[The Fonz]

Tinfoil: FA is the Cult Leader and she wants to make sure her early targets are successfully recruited. I urge my SCUM brothers to post "I am Town"

Literally can't be recruited great to be me rn

[The Fonz]

I am town

Is that town Palermo?

[The Fonz]

I'm town.

[The Fonz]

I thought this was a waste of time, but it might be a way to confirm me while getting around my modifier so hey, why not.

[The Fonz]

I always coast, regardless of my alignment/role. I mention it in each of my games, and I should probably make it my sig, but on MU I'm known as a serial lurker.

My impression of you in Don't Remember was different.

Rautherdir's vote is fine. An non confirmed IC is not an IC at all. Don't like Zeebu either.

I find it interesting that the lurker wagon on Zeebu gained traction, but the one on Ceejay didn't.

[The Fonz]

I find it interesting that the lurker wagon on Zeebu gained traction, but the one on Ceejay didn't.

What do you make of the fact that CeeJay was the first one in line to be questioning why his wagon wasn't growing?

I have theories, but I'd rather people who were willing to vote Zeebu and not Ceejay offer their own explanation first.

[The Fonz]

Gun is still mafia, Korina is still cult, and stop fucking prodding me.

Start fucking participating?


I feel like it's probably true that most of the lurkers are playing to meta and at the same time a couple of them are scum.

[The Fonz]

What argument lmao

“Gun is still scum”

Yes, strong case, 10/10 arguing skills such Mafia hunting wow

-rose

I said that because that's what I've been consistently saying, and until someone shows me why Gun is more likely to be town, I will continue to scumread them for the few interactings I've read on them.

scumreads Guns N Roses

What argument lmao

“Gun is still scum”

Yes, strong case, 10/10 arguing skills such Mafia hunting wow

-rose

I said that because that's what I've been consistently saying, and until someone shows me why Gun is more likely to be town, I will continue to scumread them for the few interactings I've read on them.

Show us why gun is more likely to be scum

gets asked to dig deeper into said scumread

I know I haven't been active and I know my words mean shit all because of it but from what I remember of MM, their Town meta is nothing like this game. I can't ISO dive right now but I will as soon as I can.
VOTE: TrueSoulHustler

bails out

whattup with that, Jake?

I literally can't tell if this is legendarily bad reading comprehension or a deliberate shitpost.

[The Fonz]

oh wait lol i'm silly!Icon

woopsie

Lol

[The Fonz]

Ugh. As seems to be my new thing, I don't like either wagon. It creeps me *the fuck* out that Ceejay is your classic scummy looking lurker, I can't get any traction on him, but people aren't willing to defend him in thread either.

Zeebu wagon feels wrong and defaulty.

Imma vote GNR since at least some people seem to think they're genuinely scummy, and we need to break this tie so that we can get a lynch off in the event of a strong confirmable claim.

I'd say a few bits about things I'm slightly discomfited by with their play but tbh that's not why I'm voting here, so it would just be trying to fit a scum read onto what I was gonna do anyway.

[The Fonz]

VOTE: A Gun and a Rose

[The Fonz]

I think Korina killed my hydra partner.

Can we vote Raur whose incredible shitpush on Vault is incredibly bad?

- Turkey

No.

[The Fonz]

Congratulations, the game has stalled out on a scum wagon obviously

Your scumhunting abilities are

otherworldly

lmao

-rose

Fuckin claim already ya wee radge

[The Fonz]

I feel like Ico pushing the lynch but getting ick off other voters is pretty town. Tbh I've definitely felt like that before as town.

Not seeing the viable wagon on a scummy player that makes me want to move.

[The Fonz]

Someone declare intent; this is morale sapping.

[The Fonz]

*L-1 WARNING*

No lolhammer excuses will be accepted, unless they're *REALLY* funny.

[The Fonz]

Wait, if the jury can vote, can we lunch the jury?

[The Fonz]

I'll always have the moment I received my janitorial report pmsl

Scum popping into the dead thread to shade me was fun too

[The Fonz]

I'm going to miss this game. It was the perfect place for me to dump my shitposts and get things out of my system.

Yeah agreed. At the time this started I was getting very stressed out by the Boon game I was in at the time, and went extra shitposty to relax here.