DEFCON Mafia 5.0: GAME OVER - NEW AMERICA FORMED

[JohnnyFarrar]

I am here! Pretend like I've read 150 pages and tell me where we stand, town.

Scum, no talking for a minute. This is townie time

[JohnnyFarrar]

Yeah I am equinox, haven't gotten to any claims or whatever yet. I joined before reading the setup -_- but i'm here to help and answer questions to the best of my ability while I muddle through the thread

[JohnnyFarrar]

I fully bit off more than I could chew with this setup.

Quick questions:

1. Do we have a town bloc? If not, why not?

2. Do we do regular limmimg or is it just the nuke stuff?

3. Are there any consensus POEs?

[JohnnyFarrar]

I had gathered that I was on the chopping block, just trying to figure out where to send this nuke. I figure if the poe is me and a couple others then my nuke is, like, crazy likely to hit

[JohnnyFarrar]

So my thought is marry. Yes?

[JohnnyFarrar]

So completely blind on save the dragons, deasvail and bell. My predecessor said something about targeting toog?

[JohnnyFarrar]

So people I am not to shoot:

Save the dragons(shot scum),
toog(doc),
marry(town bloc),
cephrir (cleared by vax),
gorilla(town bloc),
sam(redundant),
myself,
deasvail(because it won't work?),
vax(does clearing)

My poe:
IV
Joq
Not Skitter
Titus
Bell

I think I'm getting somewhere

[JohnnyFarrar]

Ceph and Gorilla, are these townreads?

Pedit: can they stop any nuke? Should I just be asking them who I'm allowed to shoot?

[JohnnyFarrar]

Unless anyone wants to argue I'll take Bell and Skitter off the list.

Is Deas scum?

Marry was someone my pred was keen on killing

[JohnnyFarrar]

Naw just multiple people jumping to their defense.

I'll shoot Marry

[JohnnyFarrar]

I mean Johnny's read there is, uh, rash 8s a good word? I also don't trust my nuke

[JohnnyFarrar]

Well damn yall. What about Titus and IV?

[JohnnyFarrar]

If you're determined to nuke marry, at least give sufficient time for a replacement. I don't think she's coming back tbh and it's another probably town-controlled silo and another resolve opportunity.

That said I strongly advise against a marry lim and I'd almost (not quite, but almost) be willing to eat a nuke over that slot.

So in my position, who you nuking?

It seems like if we take the claims on their face as true and town then it'll all come out in the wash anyway

[JohnnyFarrar]

Should I nuke first or nah?

[JohnnyFarrar]

Uh aight

nuke joq

[JohnnyFarrar]

If skoots missile fails y'all can also just vote me, I know my slot is the weakest just from my own list making.

I think we need to consider the real possibility that one of the claims is fake once I'm dead, this seems like a real headache to find scum in. If any scum is actually in my poe you played great because no one wants you dead

[JohnnyFarrar]

So is vax cool then, or? I was treating that like a mech inno

[JohnnyFarrar]

Fine don't ask me how I feel being nuked

[JohnnyFarrar]

I feel a bit like I'm still in purgatory cuz idk if DeasVail might intercept this or something but, and not to be anti-town, I truly don't mind getting resolved in this situation. I have no idea who scum are and idt I'm towncore material by anything I've done so yeah. I do think Equinox/Johnny slot flips town with pretty high likelihood so that's a good intercept option. I'll be around.

I feel this so hard, like even if I buckled down and read 150 pages this seems rough.

Fine don't ask me how I feel being nuked

hey at least you don't have to care about this headache of a game

I almost feel like a spectator, dw. IF joq is scum AND your shot is a dud I'll have to worry because I'll be all town bloc and shit but for now this just seems like a cool get together that just happens to have nukes

[JohnnyFarrar]

I prolly would have picked different

[JohnnyFarrar]

Lol all these missiles and nobody dies.

So I wanna help, town, but i'm genuinely unsure how at this juncture. I feel like the most helpful thing I can do is die, which sucks because it doesn't actually help or solve anything

[JohnnyFarrar]

VOTE: innovent cillager

[JohnnyFarrar]

If they're bad?

[JohnnyFarrar]

I still don't get why anyone SRs the JohnnyFarrar slot.

Occams Razor

[JohnnyFarrar]

Samanthatown
Population: Samantha
Deer status: jacked

[JohnnyFarrar]

I'm as happy as I can be with game state in case anyone was wondering. I did harbor heroic fantasies about catching joq scum but y'all are no fun

[JohnnyFarrar]

Don't we just win if IV is scum? Or do we not believe sam?

[JohnnyFarrar]

Wait we also have to catch the terrorist? Fuck. This game is wild.

[JohnnyFarrar]

I also don't get why its more optimal to leave more dayvigs alive when literally any nuke that johnny throws out seems awful for the village

This just makes it feel like you think you've solved it and we don't also need to hit 3p

[JohnnyFarrar]

Hi bell

[JohnnyFarrar]

I just watched a liberty mutual ad so I could listen to the Jeffersons theme. So like, I'm in a weird place I guess.

[JohnnyFarrar]

Because America catches terrorists? Pffft

[JohnnyFarrar]

Then again in this game communism is bad so anything is possible

[JohnnyFarrar]

I was reacting to skoots saying there was 1 terrorist like 2 posts prior, y'all.

And if I were designing this game I'd make terrorists survivors, personally. I was asking if that was or was not the case

[JohnnyFarrar]

I mean, you do you boo. Lim me, nuke me, leash me. I'm here for you

[JohnnyFarrar]

Final five IMO just from what I've seen since I've joined is Gorilla Bell STD Vax Ceph. If scum is one of those then gg

[JohnnyFarrar]

Fwiw I also don't think scum bell comes in here, looks at my doomed ass and says "did it guys caught the scum" and then push me like this.

[JohnnyFarrar]

Do I self? I don't normally but i'm mostly just here for moral support at this point

[JohnnyFarrar]

Lol when did Bingle get here

[JohnnyFarrar]

Y'all just tell me where to put it.

I'm back to shooting toog on the table? Ha!

[JohnnyFarrar]

So what are all vaxs results so far?

[JohnnyFarrar]

Ok. And we're willing to bet the game on vax being town?

[JohnnyFarrar]

Is this setup such that there could NOT be a cop? Because no cc?

[JohnnyFarrar]

Ok. Who all has nukes? I'm formulating a plan

[JohnnyFarrar]

Toogeloo

joqiza

The Church of Skitter

Save The Dragons

Cephrir

Vaxkiller

Titus

gorilla

,
Bingle
DeasVail

JohnnyFarrar

innocentvillager

So we can nuke down to 5 today...

Without bell I'm not confident in a final 5 unless we nuke vax for confirmation.

If we confirm vax is town then the bloc of gorilla, std, iv, and ceph can take it home. That's my thought.

Pedit: this also works? I'm just impatient

[JohnnyFarrar]

This setup is infuriating sometimes.

[JohnnyFarrar]

I'm willing to bet the game on gorilla town. The vibes all there

[JohnnyFarrar]

My eyes are glazing over here

[JohnnyFarrar]

My goodness

[JohnnyFarrar]

I'm down, joq

[JohnnyFarrar]

Rest assured, gorilla. So I shoot joq after STDs flip? Or just after the shot is declared?

[JohnnyFarrar]

Confirm can shoot

So I shoot joq after STDs flip? Or just after the shot is declared?

[JohnnyFarrar]

The only thing that worried me was if one of the two nukes we already used were on the list, but they're not

[JohnnyFarrar]

Please do not

[JohnnyFarrar]

Lol

[JohnnyFarrar]

Placing bet that it's Titus now

[JohnnyFarrar]

I figure the votes just there as insurance. Proof we can fuck somebody up if they deviate

[JohnnyFarrar]

This thread is like a shot of dopamine every time I open it

[JohnnyFarrar]

Damn looks like I missed the shittiness and just showed up to the cool after party. Can't say I regret it.

[JohnnyFarrar]

Fwiw the last 40 pages or so were a blast

[JohnnyFarrar]

Bingle had a tougher job than I did, all things considered

[JohnnyFarrar]

I can imagine being scum for this long it would feel like years ago

[JohnnyFarrar]

Not wasted in my opinion. I'm sry it took a check for me to get past my own reads with the slot.

The funny part is, CHURCH convinced me to check you.

Gorilla was a townread after reading like 2 posts

[JohnnyFarrar]

What is lsg