Martyr Mafia - Game Over

zwetschenwasser · Sat Mar 21, 2009 1:28 pm

I DON'T LIKE THE JEBUS WAGON. Stop it before we fall victim to the curse of WIFOM.

zwetschenwasser · Sat Mar 21, 2009 1:37 pm

Quints wasn't a mad genius. He couldn't have planned this WIFOM.

zwetschenwasser · Sat Mar 21, 2009 3:35 pm

I think it's pretty clear by now that Adel is one of our cult recruiters, trying as hard as possible to bring us deeper into the sea of WIFOM.

zwetschenwasser · Sun Mar 22, 2009 1:19 am

Conclusions from Adel's earlier Freudian slip:
1)He's ignoring my statements
2)He's the Islamic cult leader, and should not be lynched.

zwetschenwasser · Sun Mar 22, 2009 1:39 am

I'm not policy lynched for being a fool, thanks muchly. It's just that you have yet to even MENTION my statement that quints isn't that much of a mastermind to have planned that kind of WIFOM gambit.

zwetschenwasser · Sun Mar 22, 2009 1:42 am

Sigh. At least I'm agreeing with Ort, who also seems to be ignoring my statement.

zwetschenwasser · Sun Mar 22, 2009 1:44 am

PRUFT

zwetschenwasser · Sun Mar 22, 2009 8:45 am

Hm... Do you have earplugs on or what? This is getting annoying now.

zwetschenwasser · Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:53 am

Unvote; Vote: hp

NONONO KILLGODNOW

zwetschenwasser · Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:14 am

No. I believe Jebus's twilight claim.

zwetschenwasser · Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:29 am

Way to shift whichever way the breeze is blowing, eh?

zwetschenwasser · Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:36 am

WHADDAYOUMEAN, logic? It's pretty clear that hp is god.

zwetschenwasser · Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:38 am

What?

zwetschenwasser · Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:40 am

His attempted hammer, which I doubt was a gambit.

zwetschenwasser · Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:57 am

SHOOT NOW OR I WILL HAMMER ONCE SOMEONE ELSE VOTES FOR YOU

zwetschenwasser · Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:20 pm

I will hammer him if you do.

zwetschenwasser · Tue Mar 24, 2009 1:15 pm

I DON'T CARE if he targets me. I'm mad because he's trying to stall for time.

zwetschenwasser · Tue Mar 24, 2009 1:38 pm

^stall

zwetschenwasser · Tue Mar 24, 2009 1:43 pm

ATTN ALL I NEED ONE VOTE ON JEBUS

zwetschenwasser · Tue Mar 24, 2009 1:52 pm

zwetschenwasser · Tue Mar 24, 2009 1:55 pm

EDIT: I NEED TWO MORE VOTES TWOMOARVOTES

zwetschenwasser · Wed Mar 25, 2009 10:20 am

Kill mykonian. He's right after you for godtells. DON'T KILL ADEL, HE'S PROBABLY A CULT LEADER

zwetschenwasser · Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:38 am

Because he's nervous godscum.

zwetschenwasser · Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:40 am

How is that an excuse?

zwetschenwasser · Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:57 am

zwetschenwasser wrote:Because he's nervous godscum.

zwetschenwasser · Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:54 am

I'm seeing DoubleA as god at the moment. First, our god makes the mistake of not quickkilling our nietzsche for a quick win, which is something only someone inexperienced and unsure about the roles would do. Then, he comes up today with a revote on Jebus for the reason that "oh, god's son is scum" He's clearly trying to kill Jebus, but at the same time is confused as to his powers, all of which perfectly fits DoubleA.

zwetschenwasser · Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:30 pm

Vote: double A

I'd like some feedback on my double A observations, please.

zwetschenwasser · Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:31 pm

Adel was a freak of nature.

zwetschenwasser · Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:50 pm

zwetschenwasser · Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:53 pm

It's a newbie killing. God doesn't know what the heck he's doing. That's why DoubleA is god.

zwetschenwasser · Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:13 am

With all my heart, soul, and mind.

zwetschenwasser · Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:33 am

COMMENTS ON DOUBLEA PLEASE

zwetschenwasser · Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:45 am

The fact that everyone is trying hard to ignore DoubleA reinforces the idea that he's God.

zwetschenwasser · Thu Apr 02, 2009 10:27 am

I rest my case.

zwetschenwasser · Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:29 am

Ad HOMINEM! The case gets worse and worse!

zwetschenwasser · Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:32 am

DrippingGoofball wrote:
zwetschenwasser wrote:COMMENTS ON DOUBLEA PLEASE
Sure.

unvote, vote: DoubleA

I like this post.

zwetschenwasser · Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:52 am

It's so obvious that Double A is god. I mean, LOOK how everyone's distancing from him as much as possible.

zwetschenwasser · Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:23 am

Cmon, people! Lynch doubleA before the agnostics lose...

zwetschenwasser · Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:41 pm

al, that's got to be the worst excuse NOT to consider a possibility of scum that I've ever heard. LYNCH DOUBLE A

zwetschenwasser · Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:55 pm

He's not the easiest target, by far, and your blatant lie reinforces the idea that he's god.

zwetschenwasser · Sat Apr 04, 2009 6:00 am

KILL DOUBLEA

zwetschenwasser · Sat Apr 04, 2009 6:19 am

NONONO HE"S GOD WHY ARE YOU ALL DOING THIS TO ME

zwetschenwasser · Sat Apr 04, 2009 8:52 am

Double A wrote:I'm going to have no electronics until the end of May. (ONE slightly bad grade. A
C+
)

So can you (Lord Gurgi) replace me please?

Also, I'm not god... If I was I would have killed all you who think I am by now. Espically zwet cause he doesn't know when to shut up.

Mafia threat^

zwetschenwasser · Sat Apr 04, 2009 10:12 am

There's one god. All three cults lose if god dies.

zwetschenwasser · Sat Apr 04, 2009 10:58 am

OMFG, now he's asking to be replaced. HELLO! HE"S SCREAMING AT YOU < HI I"M GOD HOW ARE YOU OHMYMAMA I"M GOING TO SCREAM LIKE MALLALUFA

zwetschenwasser · Sat Apr 04, 2009 12:47 pm

I haven't been culted. Isn't that obvious, considering how much I've been pressing for god's lynch?

zwetschenwasser · Sun Apr 05, 2009 1:40 am

More agnostic claims please!

zwetschenwasser · Sun Apr 05, 2009 1:45 am

zwetschenwasser · Sun Apr 05, 2009 5:00 am

Are you voting doubleA or not?

zwetschenwasser · Sun Apr 05, 2009 5:07 am

zwetschenwasser · Sun Apr 05, 2009 5:48 am

Fuck you, Pacman, RTFT. I gave my complete reasoning behind DoubleA's godhood yesterday before the lynch scene.

zwetschenwasser · Sun Apr 05, 2009 12:10 pm

SilverPhoenix wrote:
zwetschenwasser wrote:More agnostic claims please!
More false claims is like it. Zwet and X are so obvcult.

tajo wrote:i smell some fakeclaims in the last page.
QFT
tajo wrote: double a is not god, the wagon grew too fast and its being pushed by obv cultists
Wut? He has like 3 votes or something. I wouldn't call that a wagon per se.

The amount of manipulation people are trying to pull is amazing.
Unvote, Vote: zwet
for being the worst.

WHY?

zwetschenwasser · Sun Apr 05, 2009 12:14 pm

SilverPhoenix wrote:
zwetschenwasser wrote:More agnostic claims please!
More false claims is like it. Zwet and X are so obvcult.

tajo wrote:i smell some fakeclaims in the last page.
QFT
tajo wrote: double a is not god, the wagon grew too fast and its being pushed by obv cultists
Wut? He has like 3 votes or something. I wouldn't call that a wagon per se.

The amount of manipulation people are trying to pull is amazing.
Unvote, Vote: zwet
for being the worst.

Cult leader^

zwetschenwasser · Sun Apr 05, 2009 12:27 pm

NONONO DIE CULTS DIE

zwetschenwasser · Sun Apr 05, 2009 2:11 pm

zwetschenwasser · Mon Apr 06, 2009 9:28 am

Note how popcornscum dodged my entire read on his godhood.

zwetschenwasser · Mon Apr 06, 2009 9:37 am

I'll die.

zwetschenwasser · Mon Apr 06, 2009 10:13 am

*facepalm*

zwetschenwasser · Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:22 am

Pie's last post does a good job of pointing out where I change my opinions, but a bad job at actually proving why my opinions are wrong. Your WIFOM analysis behind Double A's idiocy is complete bullshit.

zwetschenwasser · Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:42 am

I want MOAR pieispopcorn votes.

zwetschenwasser · Tue Apr 07, 2009 12:23 pm

zwetschenwasser · Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:32 am

Why is pie still alive?

zwetschenwasser · Wed Apr 08, 2009 12:40 pm

Why are you buddying up to me?

zwetschenwasser · Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:36 pm

AaaaH! Stop spamming us scumhunters!

zwetschenwasser · Thu Apr 09, 2009 2:36 am

Fact: Jebus is Nietzsche
Fact: God was an idiot to not NK Nietzsche

People that were/are clueless idiots:
Me (according to some)
PieisPopcorn's predecessor (DoubleA)

Conclusion:
PieisPopcorn is God.

WHY DON'T YOU ALL SEE THIS??

zwetschenwasser · Thu Apr 09, 2009 12:02 pm

That's WIFOM, X. I try to scumhunt a heck of a lot more when I'm scum under suspicion.

zwetschenwasser · Thu Apr 09, 2009 12:17 pm

Good grief. Can someone rape DGB so she'll shut up?

zwetschenwasser · Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:52 am

zwetschenwasser · Fri Apr 10, 2009 2:44 pm

*cringes at the voice of god*

zwetschenwasser · Sat Apr 11, 2009 6:06 am

MOAR PIE EATING, LESS TALKING

zwetschenwasser · Sat Apr 11, 2009 6:18 am

*growl*

zwetschenwasser · Sun Apr 12, 2009 6:52 am

KILL PIE IS POPCORN!

zwetschenwasser · Sun Apr 12, 2009 7:55 am

Is there a good case on me? (Don't answer DGB)

zwetschenwasser · Sun Apr 12, 2009 12:35 pm

I endorse the above interrogative sequence of words.

zwetschenwasser · Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:55 am

God: DGB or PieisPopcorn

zwetschenwasser · Mon Apr 13, 2009 3:02 am

NONONO! KILL PIE KILL PIE!!! I AM NOT CULT FOOL FREAK OF NATURE!

zwetschenwasser · Mon Apr 13, 2009 3:15 am

I like the avatar.

zwetschenwasser · Mon Apr 13, 2009 3:29 am

That's what I like about it.

zwetschenwasser · Mon Apr 13, 2009 5:31 am

populartajo wrote:
zwetschenwasser wrote:NONONO! KILL PIE KILL PIE!!! I AM NOT CULT FOOL FREAK OF NATURE!

!modkill please.

Why? I'm going to be dead soon anyway.

zwetschenwasser · Mon Apr 13, 2009 3:58 pm

Notice how all the obvcult players immediately zoomed towards a nongod wagon.

zwetschenwasser · Tue Apr 14, 2009 1:44 am

...but a possibility for someone like DGB. mykonian has become agnostic in my eyes.

zwetschenwasser · Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:02 am

It is reasonable. And all of you are obvcult.

zwetschenwasser · Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:39 am

She could be doing the machismo thing of trying to win the hard way by getting Jebus lynched. The human ego is a powerful thing...

zwetschenwasser · Wed Apr 15, 2009 12:40 pm

lol, but possible.

zwetschenwasser · Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:00 pm

pop, give me a good reason why it's not possible.

zwetschenwasser · Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:08 pm

Because she says so?

zwetschenwasser · Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:14 pm

AAAGH!!!! *FACEIRONLEADBLOCK* SCREAMS IN AGONY

OH THE PAIN!!!

zwetschenwasser · Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:04 pm

Is that the third time already?

zwetschenwasser · Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:26 pm

*facepalm*

zwetschenwasser · Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:36 pm

Mod, votecount please?

zwetschenwasser · Thu Apr 16, 2009 3:19 am

I am SO majorly pissed off right now.

zwetschenwasser · Thu Apr 16, 2009 10:12 am

I don't see how alvin could possibly be god.

zwetschenwasser · Thu Apr 16, 2009 10:57 am

You are blind to disregard the DGB/Pie cases.

zwetschenwasser · Thu Apr 16, 2009 11:09 am

I rest my case.

zwetschenwasser · Thu Apr 16, 2009 11:15 am

tajo is a cult recruiter.

zwetschenwasser · Thu Apr 16, 2009 11:47 am

Liar and WIFOMer, I banish you to the pit from whence you came.

zwetschenwasser · Fri Apr 17, 2009 12:11 am

Alvinz speaks the truth.

zwetschenwasser · Fri Apr 17, 2009 10:15 am

Ah! Nonono!

zwetschenwasser · Sat Apr 18, 2009 8:42 am

He's agnostic.

zwetschenwasser · Sun Apr 19, 2009 8:43 am

Um.. do you have something better to do than parrot me?

zwetschenwasser · Sun Apr 19, 2009 8:59 am

populartajo wrote:
Anybody that thinks alvinz is agnostic is obv cult.

NO

zwetschenwasser · Sun Apr 19, 2009 9:02 am

VC plz

zwetschenwasser · Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:53 am

Why is DGB not voting?

zwetschenwasser · Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:10 pm

Unvote; Vote: alvinz

*facepalm*

zwetschenwasser · Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:19 pm

zwetschenwasser · Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:20 pm

too late.

zwetschenwasser · Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:27 pm

Now we get culted.

zwetschenwasser · Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:33 pm

I see no personality test. Does that count?

zwetschenwasser · Thu Apr 23, 2009 1:03 pm

Yay! I'm Islam now! *glares at jews*

zwetschenwasser · Thu Apr 23, 2009 1:29 pm

I was culted! *shimmy shimmy shake shake*

zwetschenwasser · Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:54 am

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL DOING?

zwetschenwasser · Sat Apr 25, 2009 3:58 am

I like to eat chicken pot pies...

zwetschenwasser · Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:37 am

I was culted last night. I am happy with life.

zwetschenwasser · Sat May 09, 2009 5:21 am

WAAAAA>>>>