Choose Your Side: A Comedy of Whims (Game Over)

[Andrius]

lol This would be the best IRL game to watch. XDD With you and me yelling and screaming with Espeonage just going O_o

[Andrius]

@ Seraphim. I WANNA WIN!!!

SAY WHAT?!?!

[Andrius]

SERAPHIM IS NOT BULLETPROOF. HE IS PGO. SSBF PROTECTS ME, I KILL SERAPHIM.
BOOM: WE WIN.

SERAPHIM HAS NO CHOICE. HE GETS LYNCHED OR HE JOINS THE CULT.

[Andrius]

I have Fantasy Football Drafts in 3 minutes. XD

NO. AGM, you are Cult. You recruit Seraphim. Its your problem if he refuses.
I won't kill CSL if he votes with me and SSBF.

We got this. Don't ruin it, AGM.

[Andrius]

AGM. RECRUIT CSL TONIGHT.
We LYNCH ESPEONAGE, I KILL SERAPHIM TONIGHT, YOU RECRUIT CSL. HE SAYS YES, WE ALL WIN.

[Andrius]

AND IF I DIE TO SERAPHIM OR IT FAILS YOU STILL RECRUIT CSL AND WE LYNCH SERAPHIM D7 FOR THE WIN.

GOT IT? THAT IS THE PLAN.

[Andrius]

Sorry Esp, but AGM's going to win with us.

[Andrius]

I think so too.

[Andrius]

ESPEONAGE IS BULLETPROOF.
ESPEONAGE IS THE LYNCH FOR TODAY.
NO DEVIANCE.

[Andrius]

3) The scumteam agrees not to kill anyone tonight.

Cannot be guaranteed.

4) SSBF protects Andrius.

Based on #3, scum have a perfect kill.

8) If everybody adheres to the plan and nobody wakes up dead, we continue the previously described plan of slowly recruiting everyone into the cult and then lynching them, until everyone is in the cult and EVERYBODY WINS.

So why do we have to die to win in the cult? Why can't we all just join the cult and win while still alive?

[Andrius]

lol. fakeclaim is fake.

SO WHY THE HELL DID YOU NOT DIE N3 WHEN I TRIED TO KILL YOU?

[Andrius]

Uber-Town Voting Bloc

Andrius
SSBF
CSL
My promise to CSL is that I won't kill him- and he can therein win- if he follows the town voting bloc.

Espeonage and Seraphim [un-confirmed] are mafia. They can't win by themselves, as we can lynch and/or kill them both by the end of D7.

AGM needs cultists to win. Now, I propose the following option: THE NO LYNCH.
The No Lynch is the town victory. If we No Lynch we enter NP. SSBF protects, I kill mafia, town bloc members refuse the cult invite. Dy we No Lynch. N7 I kill the last mafia member. Town versus AGM. He can't win, so we win.

BUT I WANT MY QUESTION TO AGM ANSWERED.

[Andrius]

Also: we lynch Espeonage. Why? Because he's robbed the graves of dead people to steal their powers. Who knows what he could have there? A redirecting power? A roleblock? This won't go well if he's hiding stuff.

He hangs today.

[Andrius]

So, Esp today, then you kill Seraphim tonight. SSBF's protect goes somewhere depending on if Seraphim's PGO was one-shot. If it is, then SSBF protects me, then we lynch AGM, then, since there will be no kill if Anfrius is dead at the time, I fulfil my wincon Day 8, leaving only town.

If Seraphim's PGO is unlimited-shot, then SSBF protects Andrius as he slays Seraphim. Lynch AGM, no night kill, I fulfil wincon, leaving only town.

I agree with this plan, except the fact that we can't get a majority to lynch today unless Seraphim is actually not with Espeonage or we involve AGM in our plan.

[Andrius]

Yes it can. If they kill, we eliminate them both and they lose.

No, because they kill then accept your invite. Unpunished.

No they don't. If they kill SSBF, we lynch one and you shoot the other. They lose.

No. SSBF dies as town. I shoot them and they shoot me; crosskill, you're the only one left alive.
I'm starting to think you're a Serial-Killer/Survivor, as most of these plans involve you being last man standing.

\Because the cult wins when it makes up the majority of living players, so some people would be excluded. By lynching cultists, we can ensure that EVERYBODY gets let into the cult before the majority hits.

So why don't we just recruit the mafioso first, then lynch them, so they die but win while the pure-blood townies all survive an win?

CSL, DO NOT GO WITH THEM. Listen to me. I am ensuring victory for EVERYONE with a plan that offers EVERYONE insurance. Andrius is ONLY getting victory for himself. Just look at the way he's playing - he's trying to find any way he can to power through to TOWN ONLY victory. If he actually cared about you, then he would just go along with MY plan, which gets EVERYONE victory. The fact that he won't do that proves that he WILL fuck you over if he gets the chance. It is crucial you understand this.

Dude, AGM is confirmed 3rd party. We don't know what he can do. He could have some shenanigans left to play, so. I'm actually getting victory for SSBF and CSL too, as they are town and cooperate with town, so.
TOWN IS MY WINCON. THATS HOW I PLAY. I CARE BECAUSE HE CAN WIN WITH THE TOWN. MAFIA AND CULT CANNOT WIN WITH TOWN, THEREIN THEY ARE NOT WITH US.

I mean, I'd love to pull a town win out of this. But I'm not sure we'd be able to. Either we No Lynch and it becomes town bloc v. everyone else or we No Lynch and go for the massive cult win.

I think we should vote, just the bloc, because we have the choice. We decide whether this goes down as a blood-bath in hopes of a town bloc win or a massive cult win. But we need SSBF, so.

[Andrius]

For the record, I would be willing to accept a massive cult win, assuming that the mafioso are the ones that are lynched.

However, I'd like to see if the town voting bloc would rather make a stand against the mafia and the cult first; to see if we'd rather go down with honor. Because we're abandoning UncertainKitten and any other townies who died in the name of the town if we agree to go cultist.

[Andrius]

LIKE I SAID, AGM. I'm willing to win with the cult, but let it be known I'm not exactly too trusting of AGM, given that he hasn't actually had a cultist yet, so.

I'd like to hear from SSBF though.

[Andrius]

CSL ISN'T FUCKING TOWN. HE'S THIRD PARTY. HE HAS NO REASON TO CO-OP WITH YOU WHATSOEVER. AND HE NEEDS TO REALIZE THAT. EVERY SINGLE SECOND OF YOUR PLAY HAS BEEN DEVOTED TO FINDING A WAY TO SCREW OVER THE MAFIA AND MYSELF. WHY THE HELL WOULD CSL MAGICALLY BE AN EXCEPTION TO THIS. YOUR ATE DOES NOT FLY AND IF CSL BUYS IT HE IS EXTREMELY FOOLISH. HE SHOULD BE SIDING WITH THE PEOPLE THAT CAN ACTUALLY ENSURE HIM VICTORY WITH A FAILSAFE PLAN: ME. UNLIKE YOUR PLAN, WHERE IT'S ALL BASED ON TRUST THAT YOU HAVE NOT EARNED.

He would follow me because otherwise I kill him and he loses.

Fine. Unless SSBF has major objections we'll do this as a cult.

D6) No lynch.
N6) AGM recruits Seraphim.
D7) Seraphim is lynched, regardless of alignment.
N7) AGM recruits Espeonage.
D8) Espeonage is lynched regardless of alignment.

CSL wins if 4 shenanigans happen before his death. If he needs to die after 4 shenanigans I'll kill him. If not he leaves the game or is recruited.

WAIT. HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO THIS WITH 4 PEOPLE? SOMEONE IS GOING TO BE LEFT OUT. CSL CANNOT DIE OR LEAVE THE GAME UNTIL WE ARE READY.
AGM RECRUITS ME AND SSBF OVER N8 AND N9. CSL IS FINALLY LYNCHED AND WE ALL WIN.

[Andrius]

The "shot in the head" kill N1 wasn't me either.

Hrm... me in the mafia would end this game hella' fast. XD Hrm. This kinda' sucks though. I feel like the town is screwed, and I have to choose a side.
WAIT. CHOOSE YOUR SIDE: A COMEDY OF WHIMS. THIS IS GENIOUS. XD

Unvote

If I was voting at all.

I'm going to think on this for a couple minutes, while I do some research for a Mini Theme game...

[Andrius]

So. Seraphim. Can I apply for membership in this mafia/cult dealio?

[Andrius]

And

Huggle: Espeonage

Want to win the game? XD

I support me being recruited by the mafia.

[Andrius]

Ok. Well, here's how I see it:

Seraphim's best course of action is to recruit me, since that's another killing role in the mafia. I can't refuse this invitation. Its perfect.

So I might as well start playing mafia because I'll probably be press-ganged into their group. I call being renamed to "Kira". XD

And can we still have CSL win with us?

[Andrius]

This game just went from AWESOME to LEGENDARY.

[Andrius]

GAH. THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE.

[Andrius]

I can't figure out what I want to do.

But I want CSL to win too, so.

[Andrius]

So. Seraphim trumps AGM in recruiting...

If we No Lynch today...
I'm leaning No Lynch right now. We have:
Town - SSBF, Andy
Mafia - Sera, Espeonage
Cult - AGM
Wildcard - CSL

No one faction can win. Town must be absorbed into either the cult or the mafia, or we get killed and the mafia lynches AGM. So. Town must assimilate into the mafia/cult.

[Andrius]

Seraphim and Esp > AGM already.

Cult's done for. Go with mafia.

Not necessarily...
See the mafia and the cult need us. If the bloc sides with AGM then AGM stands a chance. But the mafia still has the force-recruitment, so.

If we want to win with AGM we lynch Seraphim right now.
If we want to win with Sera and Espeonage we No Lynch right now.

[Andrius]

I don't take account into religious beliefs in games.

VOTE: No Lynch for now.

I actually considered siding with God just because I'm Christian. XD

Hrm.
I'm taking a side.

Vote: No Lynch

Seraphim, you know you want a second kill.

We can't lynch AGM yet. If we do then SSBF, CSL, and I lose to you two, since you over-power the town. Recruit one of us first, then we take on AGM. If I'm joining this mafia I want an assurance that I'll win when AGM goes down.

[Andrius]

The only other way this could work is if we lynch Seraphim now, and everyone else just gets absorbed into the cult.
But then someone will be left out, so.

[Andrius]

Unvote

Going to do this until we get some sort of ruling from SK regarding CSL's action.

[Andrius]

Ok, so I'm debating the merits of following AGM vs. following Seraphim.

Thoughts later. I'm pissed ATM due to other games.

[Andrius]

So I don't really want to make the descision about what happens today.
Like, we can win with AGM, and Sera loses.
We can win with Sera, and AGM loses.

Meh.

[Andrius]

Pic worked for me. XD
Just copy-pasted it into the url bar.

[Andrius]

Meh. I kinda want to think over this some more.

[Andrius]

UGH.

Vote: Seraphim

CSL, you're going to win anyways, so long as I don't kill you.

And I've always wanted to be a cultist, so.

[Andrius]

CSL and SSBF, c'mon, let's do this.

[Andrius]

AGM, you want to recruit me first? <3

[Andrius]

Oh, and CSL, do you leave the game when you win, or what?

[Andrius]

I WILL AGM. WE WILL DO THIS AS A

HAPPY FAMILY

CULT

DEVOTED TO HADES

.

[Andrius]

Oh, and CSL, do you leave the game when you win, or what?

This please!
And when will you be winning?

[Andrius]

C'mon SSBF! CULT HAPPY TIME!

[Andrius]

So what is the benefit of having whipped cream?

[Andrius]

That's the hammer.

Andrius, you know what to do.

Yeah, I'm accepting AGM's cult invite, yes?
Good. What about Espeonage? >_>

[Andrius]

Ok, I'm shooting Espeonage, as it goes with the plan.

[Andrius]

I'm not killing CSL, as per my promise.

[Andrius]

OH MY GOD ITS AIBER FROM DEATH NOTE.
<3333 ESPEONAGE, YOU DEAD FOO. THAT'S RIGHT. YOU SHOULDA' TOLD ME YOU WERE AIBER.

AKA, THIERRY MORELLO.

YES. AND I GOT THIS WONDERFUL LITTLE THING CALLED A CULT INVITE LAST NIGHT.
BUT YOU SEE, THERE'S THING THING CALLED: TOWN WIN.

HOW? SIMPLE.
CSL, SSBF, ANDY FORM A BLOC.
WE LYNCH AGM EVERY DP, I KILL HIM EVERY NP UNTIL WE WIN.
IF SSBF AND CSL DON'T AGREE, AND/OR CSL LEAVES THE GAME NOW-ISH, I JOIN AGM AND WE WIN. <3

HOW ABOUT THEM APPLES?!?!?

BUT OH MY GOSH, ESPEONAGE. AIBER. THIERRY MORELLO. <3

[Andrius]

CSL, IF YOU CAN LEAVE THIS GAME, I SUGGEST YOU DO SO NOW.

[Andrius]

CSL, CAN YOU OR CAN YOU NOT WIN AND LEAVE THE GAME IN THIS DP?

[Andrius]

I am so lonely...

Well, no matter how I win, I'll have a 100% anti-town Vig-kill record, so.

predit: YAY ITS CSL!!

[Andrius]

I can't calm down. I keep hitting refresh. XDD

I WANT CSL_SHENANIGANS. XDDD

[Andrius]

So, I leave the game today. AGM falls through the gallows and smacked by a train every appropriate phase. Correct?

Pre-edit: It'll come.

Yeah.
Pretty much. XD

[Andrius]

Bye CSL.
I will miss you.

BECAUSE YOU POST.

[Andrius]

...

[Andrius]

AGM was investigated as 3rd party by caelum. No surprises there.
I've still got my cult invite waiting in the wings, so.

SO YEAH. AGM SHOULD POST. *nods*

THANK YOU FOR POSTING, SSBF. XD

*goes back to stalk the Open Queue*

[Andrius]

Sup.

Andrius, you have the confirmed win sitting in your inbox.

You don't need to win with the town, because there is no such thing as factions. There are only players, individual players, with their own individual victories. This isn't your typical game of mafia. It's CHOOSE YOUR SIDE - A COMEDY OF WHIMS. Choose the winning side - MY side.

Also, consider that we have a pretty awesome game history together. How awesome would it be to finish a win, together, in the endgame, in the CULT OF GOD, to boot?

I think it'd be sweet.

What do you think?

So umm, I'm waiting on SaintKerrigan right now... YOU ARE SLOW WITH PMs MY FELLOW DEATH NOTE LOVER.

BUT KNOW THIS AGM. I STILL <3 YOU NO MATTER WHAT.

SERIOUSLY. THIS GAME AND WAITING FOR ONE MORE /IN TO MY GAME ARE THE ONLY THINGS KEEPING ME IN THIS LIBRARY.

I HAVE BEEN F5ING FOR THE LAST HOUR.

[Andrius]

OK FINE I'LL OUT MYSELF.

I HAVE SECRETLY WANTED TO BE IN A CULT EVER SINCE I HEARD OF THIS GAME.
SO YES, I ACCEPTED THE INVITE.

IF THIS WAS A TRICK I WILL BE HEART-BROKEN, KNOW THAT AGM.

BUT YES. I ACCEPTED THE INVITE.
<3

[Andrius]

C'MON KERRIGAN. I KNOW YOU'RE NOT DEAD.

[Andrius]

GEEZ THIS IS TAKING FOREVER.
I'LL TAKE BETS ON WHICH WILL HAPPEN FIRST:
-KERRIGAN MAKES ME A CULTIST
-MY OPEN GAME GETS THE LAST /IN

[Andrius]

SAY SOMETHING AGM.

[Andrius]

BAH

YOU ARE AIBER? FROM DEATH NOTE?
I HAVE NEW RESPECT FOR YOU. <3

[Andrius]

MINUS THE FACT I KILLED YOU. LOL

[Andrius]

AGM WHY ARE YOU SILENT?
IT MAKES ME VERY WORRIED THAT YOU BETRAYED ME.

[Andrius]

SORRY IM HERE

I AM A RA AND I HAD TO TAKE CARE OF A SITUATION.

A RA? WHAT?

AND DID YOU TRICK ME OR NOT?
</3 or <3?!?

[Andrius]

ANDRIUS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

THERE HAS BEEN NO TRICKERY.

WE HAVE WON TOGETHER.

THIS IS THE MOST GLORIOUS DAY OF MY MAFIASCUM LIFE.

MINE WAS ME HAMMERING JACK IN GREEK MYTHOS.
BUT THIS IS BETTER, BECAUSE I WIN

WITH

SOMEONE.
<3

[Andrius]

YOU ARE R.A.? I AM APPLYING THIS YEAR.

THIS WIN WOULD BE BETTER IF KERRIGAN GAVE ME A CULT PM... XD

[Andrius]

LOLOLOL

HADES/ARES BACK AGAIN!

[Andrius]

YES. I WANTED TO PICK HADES SO BAD, BUT IT WOULDNT HAVE BEEN AS COOL AS HADES-MAFIA, SO.

THIS IS GREAT.
THE ONLY WAY THIS NIGHT COULD BE BETTER IS IF MY GAME FILLED.
OR I MET SCARLETT JOHANSEN. LOLOLJK

[Andrius]

WHAT IS UR GAME

MAYBE ILL JOIN IT

OH. ITS MEDICAL MAFIA, WITH HOBBIT (LOTR) FLAVOR.

[Andrius]

ANYWAY. THIS GAME WAS EPIC.
DEATH NOTES, AIBER, THE RED SPY, TWOMZ BEING TOWN... IT WAS GREAT. <3

[Andrius]

HMM

I like the playerlist minus FEMM.

9 playerrrrrs

i'm PRETTY BUSY....

UGHHH

OK INNN SAUCE.

Be nice to my sista'. XD

YAH I KNO. CSL PM'd me to replace into his game and I was like "eeeeehhhh, ill do it for a friend." And cuz' I knew this would be over soon, so.

[Andrius]

ESPEONAGE HAD SCARLETT THOUGH.
SHE'S HOTT STUFF.

[Andrius]

OK. I DID MY HW, BUT IM GOING TO DO MY SETUP FOR HOBBITSES AND THEN LURK HERE BEFORE BED.

<3

[Andrius]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. STEPHEN GEVANNI WAS A WIN ROLE.

AND I WON AS CULT.

AGM, YOU MAKE ME SO PROUD. TODAY HAS BEEN A WONDERFUL DAY. WE WON HERE, I WON AS CULT, MY GAME FILLED, ESPEONAGE WAS AIBER, AND ESPEONAGE POSTED SCARLETT JOHANSEN.

<3 TO EVERYONE.

[Andrius]

YEAH. AND I WAS SO GOING TO KILL YOU N4, AND THEN I SWAPPED TO MAFUYU LAST MINUTE. XD

AIBER <3

[Andrius]

Also why did only one person elect to be Mafia? If there were more Mafians I could have been the role I wanted to be.

I'm only good at town, so I picked town.
I soooo wanted to be with Seraphim though, after the Satan claim.

AIBER IS FROM DEATH NOTE.
<3
And A BADASS.

HEY THERE AGM. WE WON. WE F***ING WON.

[Andrius]

@ MoI: The list? What's the list? And it wasn't me, for the record.

DEATH NOTE IS THE BEST ANIME/MANGA EVER.

[Andrius]

IM NOMINATING THIS GAME FOR MOST ENJOYABLE AS SOON AS THE ROLE PMS ARE POSTED

SOUNDS GOOD.
TOSS UP BETWEEN GREEK MYTHOS AND THIS ONE FOR MY FAV.
BUT I MISS IECE AND JACK AND VAS AND PLUM AND CMAR AND SD.

[Andrius]

I have mad respect for SK but I can't really say a game where I get NKed yet again N1 qualifies as 'Most Enjoyable' for me.

Yeah, I know.
I was so pissed from N1 to N4 because NO KILLS WENT THROUGH.

But it was a great game and stuff.

Dead QT link plz?

[Andrius]

I bet SSBF will look here tomorrow, and say

"DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!"

More like just me.
Man, i've been waiting for a chance to be cult since I signed up.

[Andrius]

After reading the White Room QT, I'd like to apologize to UncertainKitten, caelum, Twomz, and SSBF.
I was impatient, I was impulsive.
Ever since Seraphim fakeclaimed Satan I had outlined THE PLAN for the town win, which involved everything that happened except my treason. I let my own dreams interfere with the goal of the town. I am sorry.

But hey, you guys were dead so its no big deal.

[Andrius]

Also, I loved all the comments on how awesome I was for turning this around, being an awesome vig killer.

Thanks Kerrigan, for being awesome and wanting me as a Vig since I submitted my name. (Glad you liked it. )

[Andrius]

Ahem...ok, I'm done. I wasn't really into this game as you might have guessed. I basically, rather than hunting scum, ended up with a list of people I wouldn't lynch and went with the tide on everyone else. Seraphim was on that list but got off before I died. I think the only other person was Andrius...and possibly SSBF, but I don't remember.

Yeah, I coasted too; not really scumhunting, more like lurker-hunting...

You're a dick, Andrius.

[Andrius]

Yeah, it worked pretty well.
We never lynched town.

[Andrius]

Had nothing to do with you, ani. At all.

Town didn't win cause Andrius dicked us in the end.

You ded, Mafuyu. You dirty 3rd party player.

I AM SORRY. I WAS SELFISH AND I FORGOT ABOUT ALL OF YOU.
BUT HONESTLY, YOU NEVER PLAY AS CULT, SO IT WAS COOL FOR THE MINUTE IT LASTED.
AND I WILL FOREVER HAVE A ONE-WIN ON MY CULT RECORD.

[Andrius]

Well we had a certain win had andrius not killed you.

Yeah, hence me killing him.

[Andrius]

Awww... I was actually really excited to be recruited into the mafia, until someone pointed out the fact that it had to be fake, with Espeonage not outing it, so.