Succession Mafia II: OVER!

[DrippingGoofball]

Sexy confirm dance.

Clean up the pole, harlot.

[DrippingGoofball]

If you're serious about this, I could kill her during confirmation.

Aw Jesus. ABR

AND

Fritzler in this game?

Do kill me now.

[DrippingGoofball]

Or better yet, we can just hunt scum the way we always do, and pay no heed to the sirens.

[DrippingGoofball]

That is a losing strategy as the 'scum' have been preselected based on some preconcieved notion ABR and Kinetic have of their play.

Yeah, but it's a giant crapshoot.

[DrippingGoofball]

Who has played extensively with Kinetic? We need an expert.

Who cares what Kinetic might think? That's not how we'll find his minions.

[DrippingGoofball]

Summary of recent exchange:

blah blah blah blah blah

*white noise*

wah! wah! wah! ego! wah! wah! wah!

herp derp

duh

buuuuuuuurp

*cough cough*

la la lalalalala la la

whhhhhhhhhhhhhhir

argh, urgh! Bam bam bam.

[DrippingGoofball]

The recruits:

Ooba
xvart
Magister Ludi
Herodotus

[DrippingGoofball]

ooba

2011-05-24 09:01:34 0 days 0 hours 4

Magister Ludi

2011-05-24 01:58:14 0 days 7 hours 14

Herodotus

2011-05-24 01:20:30 0 days 7 hours 4

xvart

2011-05-23 14:55:21 0 days 18 hours 2

VOTE: xvart

[DrippingGoofball]

I'm still thinking it's very possible they didn't get to recruit pregame as per what I said earlier.

Maybe, they did, maybe they didn't. We'll never know the truth.

So there might be a lag between the lynches and the recruiting.

Let's give opinions about AS FEW PLAYERS AS POSSIBLE

to give the mobsters as few hints as to where we're collectively heading. And let's be unpredictable, too.

I have a list of 4 delicious recruits. Good solid players that are in the golden middle, attention-wise, and at the top, skill-wise. Let's only talk about these 4 players today, and slaughter one. No other player gets mentioned until DAY 3.

[DrippingGoofball]

What are these dates? And why are they the recruits because of them?

From the activity report, look at the lower corner of the page, right side. They are not recruits because of the date.

From the 4 players that would make the best recruits, I chose the one that posted less recently. Also, xvart would be a favorite recruit from anyone's perspective.

[DrippingGoofball]

This makes me think Chrono was actually recruited. Why would he demean his overall play twice in 1.5 hours and go into the WIFOM analysis that would better be served by a recruiter? And, the whole "care to tell us how many you recruited" just seems like a throw away, forced conversation with no obvious point.

VOTE: Chronopie

No. Thanks for the contrived case to get heat off you.

xvart you're going to die today.

[DrippingGoofball]

I will claim now.

I'm a whore.

If I'm recruited by mobster A, mobster A will fail, and I will instead by added to mobster B's group.

I have untreated STDs, herpes, HIV, chlamydia, crabs, body lice, and the brothel's bed bug population is kept in check by snakes and gila monsters.

[DrippingGoofball]

xvart:

I really need to stop apologizing to players that lost games I was in on the opposing side. I definitely just read GoT end game again, that was about the last game I played here too.

Talk to your recruit in the QT. You don't need the thread for that.

[DrippingGoofball]

Us teamsters need to stick together. Although, I don't like xvart's latest response. Caught scum?

Yeah, he's caught for the wrong reasons. That can be very frustrating.

[DrippingGoofball]

Here was my list of most likely recruits:

Fritz L. R. Hernandez, City Councilperson

Herodotus Greco

, Corrupt Cop

Mr. Sam Ludi

, Corrupt Cop
Charles "Chaz" Poro, Business Owner
Ms. Spring Lullaby, Banker

Anahito Xvart, Teamster

We have most excellent overlap.

[DrippingGoofball]

Seriously though, DGB you say that you want to "hunt scum as we always do", but the next thing you do is to nominate a most likely to be recruited list. That looks contradictory to me. Explain?

Yep. As in, not the players most likely recruited by ABR, or Kinetic - but the players most likely to be recruited, period.

In other words, I want to leave the treeshtumping scumz themselves out of the conversation. I pay no heed to their words. They talk trash.

[DrippingGoofball]

I don't see xvart being recruited as he's a teamster. Wouldn't you rather try to get a PR as soon as possible rather than a VT?

How would you know he's a VT unless you're the other recruitee or something? How do you know?

[DrippingGoofball]

The irony, so-to-speak, of my post is that DGBs case on me is based on a timestamp.

Absolutely not. MISREP. Wrong. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt.

I voted for you among the Group of Four because you had the oldest timestamp. I hate people that step away from their compy to play outside or work. In other words it was semi-arbitrary. It so happens I also think you're the #1 pick, or close.

With that in mind, I encourage everyone to read Chronopie because he looks as close to a recruit as we are going to get at this point in the game:

No, you filthy misleading recruit, Chronopie gets lynched easily. Chronopie isn't it. Nice try.

[DrippingGoofball]

DGB - why do you think ABR put Chrono on the "pivotal list" if he is lynched easily?

I don't give a rat's tutu, ABR and Kinetic are dead to me.

You're sounding really tense, xvart.

[DrippingGoofball]

On another note, I could see Prozac being recruited since he had announced V/LA for an extended period of time in the sign up thread.

Desperate, too.

[DrippingGoofball]

It was more like me trying to not lynch a potential PR.

Everyone is a potential PR. You can't tell by the profession. It's pointless thinking along these lines.

[DrippingGoofball]

It's too early to say anyone is "lurking", but if porochaz continues the pattern of saying "we should scumhunt as normal" and "lol, DGb fakeclaims", without scumhunting, he'll win my vote soon.

Just let me vig him.

[DrippingGoofball]

*as in how would he know he's a vt if he was a recruitee?

QT, duh.

[DrippingGoofball]

I thought we weren't mentioning town reads?

Only if we're willing to make a 180 turn on a whim.

Vote: Seraphim

Seraphim is for tomorrow. xvart is today.

[DrippingGoofball]

In this case, on day 1, when all you care about is getting your one cult memeber to survive the day? Someone who's good at staying alive and staying under the radar. Someone who plays a solid, logical game without taking big risks or having to always lead the town.

I don't know everyone in the game, but the names that come to mind are xvart, Battousai, possibly ooba, possibly Herodotus. Don't know what your or Kintetic's experence of those players are, though.

STOP TALKING TO THE SCUM, YOS! It's a trap!

[DrippingGoofball]

Also.

I have a great plan for tomorrow if I'm alive.

[DrippingGoofball]

You're more likely to end up scum than dead DGB.

If there is a recruitment-doctor please protect me.

[DrippingGoofball]

Does DGB have a habit of not actually giving reasons? I mean, everyone seems to respect her, but I don't actually see a lot of content.

Have faith that I have a very evil master plan spread over the next few days.

In this greater meta-plan, who we lynch today matters for one reason only, a reason that you will find out tomorrow.

VERY IMPORTANT:

If anyone has an anti-recruitment power, USE IT ON ME. Feel free to lynch me on Day 3 after the plan is explained to everyone.

[DrippingGoofball]

Cobble - care to elaborate on flavor behind your unrecruitableness?

It might hint too much at the role I have. I like your latest post.

UNVOTE: Xvart

You can re-vote xvart.

This game isn't about today, as much as it is about tomorrow.

[DrippingGoofball]

I have an anti-recruitment power DGB. If I use it on you, you can't be recruited by anyone else.

^^^ SCUM SLIP ALERT

[DrippingGoofball]

I have an anti-recruitment power DGB. If I use it on you, you can't be recruited by anyone else.

^^^ SCUM SLIP ALERT

Slip?

Indeed, you slipped that you haven't recruited me.

[DrippingGoofball]

Claiming unrecruitable is similar to me as someone claiming bulletproof in a normal game.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

This is different.

COMPLETELY different.

[DrippingGoofball]

Also, I *think* Kinetic slipped that there is more recruitment that is possible. Maybe.

[DrippingGoofball]

DGB - support me on Sera - call it a strong vibe ..

Manana, manana...

[DrippingGoofball]

Going back to the mysterious unrecruitable claim...

Vote cobblefone

Erm, you're forgetting the lure of fakeclaiming.

Dayvig: Tanarin

[DrippingGoofball]

What, ABR, are you saying that Tanarin was your recruit?

No, he's pretending that he's never, ever heard of fake dayvigs. They're all real.

DON'T LISTEN TO THE CONFIRMED SCUM

How many times am I going to have to tell you?????????

*slap springlullaby*

[DrippingGoofball]

Ludi, does this matter, or is this active lurking?

[DrippingGoofball]

Why would it matter? You can't ask the mod?

[DrippingGoofball]

No, because I really don't care. I don't care to discuss the unknowable.

[DrippingGoofball]

My preferred play is to HUNT SCUM, and avoid recruitment. I also want to be alive tomorrow to give you all instructions before I die young.

It's very simple.

[DrippingGoofball]

Ok, DGB. Which CR recruited xvart. Who did the other go for?

I don't care... why does it matter? xvart is a reasonable recruit all around... who cares which scum would have picked him???

We can lynch him and find out.

[DrippingGoofball]

Cobblerfone wagon is terribad.

13 to lynch, guys.

Let's get the job done.

[DrippingGoofball]

Cobbler is no recruit.

Players that don't like the xvart wagon are welcome to pile their votes on MLudi.

Let's get this show on the road.

[DrippingGoofball]

ThAdmiral, stop chatting up the confirmed scum.

[DrippingGoofball]

You might get "lucky" and wake up next to them tomorrow morning.

[DrippingGoofball]

/still here.

I still think we should be looking at the mid-ranged players rather than the vets or newbs.

/lurk mode re-engage

Jesus. Read the game, C-Pie. That's what we've been doing all along.

[DrippingGoofball]

UNVOTE: xvart
VOTE: Cobblerfone

Looks to me like he is struggling to come up with a suitable fakeclaim after claiming a role he didn't have.

OK. Since some of you are so very very, VERY dense. I'll explain it.

Cobblerfone is fakeclaiming unrecruitable because he doesn't want to be recruited. Claiming unrecruitable in a cult game is the equivalent of a day 1 fake dayvig in any game. I'm surprised and disappointed that there aren't more people doing it. It's the correct town play.

Cobblerfone town, leave him alone. I love him to pieces, but I wouldn't recruit him myself. I wouldn't have the heart to force him to lie to people.

[DrippingGoofball]

WASTED VOTES:

Cobblerfone - 4 (xvart, Flameaxe, Porochaz, Tanarin)
springlullaby - 2 (Herodotus, Zdenek)
Chronopie - 1 (RaudhrGarm)
Seraphim - 1 (ooba)
Yosarian2 - 1 (Magister Ludi)
Katsuki - 1 (Bunnylover)
Herodotus - 1 (populartajo)
ThAdmiral - 1 (Dry-fit)
Not Voting: 3 (Chronopie, Katsuki, Cobblerfone)

[DrippingGoofball]

It's correct town play to fakeclaim?

Often it is, witness the one time I fakeclaimed vig as VT, in order to take the kill for the real vig who had breadcrumbed a little too heavily and was a marked man.

Here the correct town play is to fakeclaim un-recruitable to irritate the confirmed scum.

[DrippingGoofball]

So, Albert: if you were going to recruit a newbie like cobblerfone or MLudi instead of an experienced player like xvart on day 1, why would you do it?

what kind of question is this?

what VALID answer did you expect to get?

Vote: Yosarian2

Nothing irks me more than players trying lame pickup lines with the confirmed scum.

"So, Albert: if you were going to recruit a newbie like cobblerfone or MLudi, did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them. Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!"

Hero and Yos are sitting at the table waiting for the rope picnic.

Just not today. But soon.

[DrippingGoofball]

NS -5 (confirm, simile, jokish remark, votes/participates, apology of inactivity)
Dry-fit 6 (4 before I posted) (confirm, finds cobbler scummy but unlikely recruit, apology of inactivity, catch up post/vote, asks 2 questions, spam/scum day post)
Cecily -6 (confirm, participate, participate/vote, participate, participate, activity promise)
Katsuki -7 (confirm, mechanic speculation, activity increase promise, hasn’t read/will lurk, participate, participate, explanation of lurk post)
Bunnylover- 5 (confirm, vote, role speculation, participate, participate)
Populartajo- 6 (confirm, reading, participate/vote, participate, participate, participate)
Seraphim- 6 (confirm, participate, participate, participate, participate/vote, promise of post)
RaudhrGarm- 4 (confirm, participate/vote, participate, apology of inactivity/v/la)

I wish we had more kills per day. There is gold in that list.

[DrippingGoofball]

Cobblerfone votes: (xvart, Flameaxe, Porochaz, Tanarin, ooba, bvoigt), Herodotus was on the wagon earlier. Maybe others.

There is some cruitscum on that krapwagon.

[DrippingGoofball]

NS, Dry-fit, Katsuki, RaudG are like delicious vig meat spilling lurking juice on the butcher's block.

[DrippingGoofball]

Fifth Vote Count of Day One:

xvart - 7 (DrippingGoofball, Cecily, Yosarian2, Seraphim, Fritzler, Nobody Special, ThAdmiral)
Cobblerfone - 6 (

recruit, recruit, recruit, recruit, recruit, recruit

)
Magister Ludi - 2 (springlullaby, Battousai)
springlullaby - 2 (Herodotus, Zdenek)
Yosarian2 - 2 (Magister Ludi, populartajo)
Chronopie - 1 (RaudhrGarm)
Katsuki - 1 (Bunnylover)
Herodotus - 1 (populartajo)
ThAdmiral - 1 (Dry-fit)

Not Voting: 3 (Chronopie, Katsuki, Cobblerfone)

With 25 voters, it will take 13 to lynch.

Corrected for accuracy.

[DrippingGoofball]

@ Flameaxe & Porochaz

The two of you didn't take your Ritalin. I'm saying the Cobbler wagon is rubbish in the votecount, nothing about the xvart wagon.

Reading is tech.

[DrippingGoofball]

Ooba is lynchalicious, too, a very dangerous recruit.

[DrippingGoofball]

DGB, why would you like to lynch ooba?

Upon serious consideration, I have concluded that ooba is too lynchalicious to make a safe recruit.

[DrippingGoofball]

Sorry xvart, you'll never convince me that you're not totally awesome.

[DrippingGoofball]

If Cobbler was cruitscum, he'd be lurking harder right now.

[DrippingGoofball]

We need to end this day soon, we're giving the cuiterscum too much info about where we're going.

[DrippingGoofball]

I am.

[DrippingGoofball]

I have faith in my own experience.

[DrippingGoofball]

...I'd expect Kinetic to be trying more gambits if we were close to lynching his recruit.

He tried to muddy my good name for no reason, did he not? Is that not a gambit of sorts? Don't say no right away, think about it.

Also. tajo is not cruitscum.

[DrippingGoofball]

We really need to wrap this day before we spill more beans that the cruiterscumz can use to their advantage.

[DrippingGoofball]

I've had surprisingly little to comment on, hence virtually no posting.

You are not voting.

Vote.

[DrippingGoofball]

Pick one.

xvart
Yosarian
Tanain
Seraphim
RaudhGarm
Magister Ludi
Herodotus
bvoigt
Chronopie

xvart is the leading wagon.

[DrippingGoofball]

DGB, why can't we lynch lullaby?

No offense to SL, but I wouldn't recruit her if I was using the criteria of "

bad-player-unlikely-recruit-WIFOM

," or the opposite criteria of "

unlikely-to-be-lynched

" or even "

great-scumpal-all-else-be-damned.

"

[DrippingGoofball]

I like Cobbler's vote, Yos has been bugging. He's not treating ABR and Kinetic the same.

[DrippingGoofball]

Normally I'd produce a list but I'll hold off until tomorrow, in case the confirmed scums have more recruiting up their sleeves.

[DrippingGoofball]

SL, you sound really really constipated.

[DrippingGoofball]

We really need to wrap this up and lynch somebody before we're all completely naked before the confirmed recruiterscum.

[DrippingGoofball]

Then please convince these

filthy lurkers

players to join you on the Ludi wagon:

springlullaby - 1

(Herodotus)

Chronopie - 1

(RaudhrGarm)

Katsuki - 1

(Bunnylover)

ThAdmiral - 1

(Dry-fit)

Seraphim - 1

(Cobblerfone)

Not Voting: 2

(Chronopie, Porochaz)

[DrippingGoofball]

What kind of cookies, and whose pictures?

[DrippingGoofball]

Chocolate dough with white chocolate chips please.

VOTE: Magister Ludi

[DrippingGoofball]

And it takes 13 to lynch, and xvart is only at 6 votes.

[DrippingGoofball]

And Yosarian, like xvart, has 6 votes.

[DrippingGoofball]

But the Yos vote won't come to fruition at deadline because of the reasoning behind it.

Urgh?

You think the reasoning for the xvart wagon is more solid, so that it's more likely to come to fruition?

[DrippingGoofball]

Battousai, what's the flavor for the pardon?

Sauerkraut. DIAF, scum!

[DrippingGoofball]

Que?

Please elaborate. DGB is the Perfect scum selection in this game, and her play so far has validated my suspicion.

NS is claiming vig, and he'll target me tonight.

[DrippingGoofball]

I don't know why we're talking about vigging DGB. She really wouldn't make a good day 1 recruitment target at all; she's the kind of person who's either leading the town or getting lynched, with absolutely no middle ground. Nothing she's done today seems scummy to me, either.

Talk to NS, he's the vig... though I don't recall ever having been vig'ed... that would be a novelty... certainly a change from waking up with a mafia knife in my still-throbbing heart.

[DrippingGoofball]

I'm going to be V/LA tomorrow and Tuesday for travel. I suspect that I'll have regular internet access where I am going.

I have played with him, and were I a recruiter, I would have been most pleased to have him on my team.

[DrippingGoofball]

Hey guys

Since I'm going to be vig'ed - why don't you lynch me? Really, being vig'ed is a frikkin' embarrassment. I die at the hands of scum, or I die from a lynch.

DGB

[DrippingGoofball]

Last Ditch attempt to gain some town cred, DGB?

Last ditch???

I don't believe I have a single vote. I messed up the self-vote before, though.

VOTE: DGB

[DrippingGoofball]

Yes, but see, know I worry about being blocked. Or DGB being protected.

Tell me what to do.

Lynching me solves everything, does it not?

[DrippingGoofball]

Bribe: DGB, to NS

THANK YOU. I want to die at the hands of scum as usual. It is a badge of honor.

VOTE: xvart

[DrippingGoofball]

If each scum groups starts with two members, and then gets another one each day, while the town can only lynch one person a day, how could town possibly win?

I know, right? LLD is smoking crack.

The point of the game, as explained by Flay, is to play with meta. If there is a mod-selected member, it defeats the whole purpose.

[DrippingGoofball]

Herodotus

xvart

Lambdadelta

[DrippingGoofball]

Unless you're purposely mudslinging, in which case, get bent.

Agreed. It ain't right. No game-related motive here.

[DrippingGoofball]

LLD, we don't care, and no more needs to be said about this. Let's get on with the game.

[DrippingGoofball]

Raudh (Did he flake out, his last post was BEFORE Cecily? To anyone who has been prodded this game: Do you have to respond in thread to avoid replacement or can you just reply back?)
Katsuki

Xvart

Spring
bunny lover

I can't believe xvart is still alive.

[DrippingGoofball]

I like NS' reasoning.

[DrippingGoofball]

Lets lynch the lurkers, because the cult recuriters will go after someone who actually has a chance to be lynched and leave alive the people who contribute who probably are recruited and therefore has a higher chance of been scum.
If this wasn't a cult game, your thinking would be correct. Because this is a cult game, your thinking is wrong.
Cult plays differently from scum.

No....... recruitees are likely to lurk.

You are inverting the chicken and the egg.

[DrippingGoofball]

This coming from you is incredibly hilarious, NS.

Is this the promised content? "

NO U

"?

[DrippingGoofball]

Are you bummed out at having been recruited? I'd be depressed too.

[DrippingGoofball]

?????????????????????????

Who would recruit Chronopie? Even for WIFOM reasons?

[DrippingGoofball]

I'm thinking Chrono is Kinetic's recruit.

Say ABR's recruit?

[DrippingGoofball]

I really don't get why Chronopie would top the charts as a potential recruit. I have some vague recollection of him melting down as scum. Maybe I'm thinking of someone else. But I think it was him.

[DrippingGoofball]

what is the case against chronopie?

Chronopie is super-lynchalicious. So lynchalicious that people want him lynched even though his very lynchaliciousness probably means he's unrecruited. Such is the extreme of Chronopie's lynchality - it hypnotizes us all into going against our wincon and lynching him.

[DrippingGoofball]

I just wish we'd go back to lynching xvart. We are derailing ourselves.

[DrippingGoofball]

LLD isn't cult.

[DrippingGoofball]

Ooba is not a recruit at this time.

[DrippingGoofball]

Andrius is replacing! Wooooooooooooooot!

[DrippingGoofball]

Yes. Yes. A thousand times yes. My vig list would include (pending the lynch):

• Chronopie
  
• ThAdmiral
  
• NobodySpecial
  
• SpringLullaby
  
• Katsuki
  
• Battousai
  
• Dry-Fit
  
• Seraphim
  
• Zdnek

It's good to say "yes" but much much less good to tack on a list.

[DrippingGoofball]

No.

Yes we can, and we should.

xvart finally makes cases, and against whom? Chronopie. It's not like xvart looked at everyone and tried to see who was scummiest. He checked who was the easiest counter-wagon to push, and shoveled coal into the engine.

[DrippingGoofball]

I hate the above list WITH A PASSION.

Let's tell the recruiters who are the safest recruits.

I told you guys to narrow the discussion to a few people.

Now, we have everyone freakin' ranked in freakin' order.

Can we lynch someone already? We're practically handing the game to the recruiters.

[DrippingGoofball]

We need to stop this insanity. It's gone to far. What are we doing, the scum's tax returns?

Let's speak no more of ordered lists and carry on with the lynch.

[DrippingGoofball]

Tajo and Cobbler aren't recruits. Come on.

[DrippingGoofball]

Tajo, I'm not as certain.

Nah, that's not tajoscum.

[DrippingGoofball]

Let's speak no more of ordered lists and carry on with the lynch.

Don't make me stop. Please. It's all I've got...

It's all you've got, and you're handing it to the scum. They'll give you a standing ovation when the game is over and a huge raise. You're doing their work.

Of course we're having trouble, the scum isn't helping with the usual bus'ing. It's really hard to get a lynch without the Greyhound Fleet.

[DrippingGoofball]

We are trying to find

one-man scum teams

[...]

How do you know?

[DrippingGoofball]

Second dumbest thing is to lynch obv-lynchbait as potential recruit.

[DrippingGoofball]

We aren't no lynching in this game when lynching is 10 times more important than normal.

Dripping, if you mean Chrono, I fail to see how that is 'lynch-bait', but after 44 pages of play and posting and game theorey traps and previous preconcieved notions of that players play, if after all that you are still 'lynch-bait', you're doing it wrong and probably should be lynched.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm that sounds exactly like what I would have said if I were recruited.

[DrippingGoofball]

Let's move this along now, shall we.

Translation: Not my Recruit.

You're not ABR's recruit. And you're not Kinetic's recruit.

[DrippingGoofball]

Tajo is not scum. Sorry!

[DrippingGoofball]

Can you share with the class why you feel this way?

When he's scum, he lurks and squirms.

[DrippingGoofball]

Why is no one dead yet?

Some players are trying to convince themselves that Chronopie would make a better recruit than xvart.

[DrippingGoofball]

UNVOTE: xvart

[DrippingGoofball]

You're not cult. I have to find another victim.

[DrippingGoofball]

Curse you, xvart!

[DrippingGoofball]

Because he's my most favoritest scumpal,

VOTE: Yosarian

[DrippingGoofball]

I said that we should lynch a week or so ago to give us more time to debate D2 when we'd have more information, but no one wants to listen to me. Instead, they take your route, and go

"Kat no imput, Kat say nothing all game"

.

Apparently no one bothered to read that there are bankable days in play.

Not to mention that we're handing ordered lists to recruiters.

[DrippingGoofball]

Anyway, we've got about 24 hours before deadline.

I didn't realize that.

[DrippingGoofball]

vote DGB

derailing the lead wagon she pushed tirelessly from the start of the game. GO GO SPEEDLYNCH!

This vote was interesting, since Porochaz was voting Yosarian before switching to me... to what ends I don't know.

unnofficial votecount

xvart - 9 (Yosarian2, ThAdmiral, Chronopie, Fritzler, bvoigt, Lady Lambdadelta, Kats, Seraphim)
Chronopie - 6 (Andrius, xvart, Cobblerfone, Magister Ludi, Zdenek, ooba)
Yosarian2 - 3 (Herodotus, NS, DGB)
ThAdmiral - 2 (Dry-fit, Tanarin)
Tanarin - 2 (populartajo, springlullaby)
Cobblerfone - 1 (Flameaxe)
Magister Ludi - 1 (Bunnylover)
Flameaxe - 1 Andrius
populartajo - 1 (Battousai)
DGB - 1 Prochaz

[DrippingGoofball]

This sentence:
"Andy - let me predict your future: you have a long and frustrating game ahead of you."

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unnofficial votecount

xvart - 9 (Yosarian2, ThAdmiral, Chronopie, Fritzler, bvoigt, Lady Lambdadelta, Kats, Seraphim)
Chronopie - 6 (Andrius, xvart, Cobblerfone, Magister Ludi, Zdenek, ooba)
Yosarian2 - 5 (Herodotus, NS, DGB, Poro, Batt)
ThAdmiral - 2 (Dry-fit, Tanarin)
Tanarin - 2 (populartajo, springlullaby)
Cobblerfone - 1 (Flameaxe)
Magister Ludi - 1 (Bunnylover)
Flameaxe - 1 Andrius

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Ludi 1161: Exaggeration or have you dropped me as a suspect, since I'm not on the xvart wagon?

Do you KNOW xvart isn't cult?

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Come to think of it, a vig list is extremely anti-town.

Not on day one of this game from someone who is likely to be lynched. I think it's null.

It is. It is quite scummy. Think about it.

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If someone ends up feysalling today I will be going after them SO hard tomorrow.

Feysal'ing?

I would so miss Yos being in the game though...

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So we're deciding to lynch one of the last players I'd pick as a cult-buddy?

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OK, of the 3 players in jeopardy, I'll have to head back to xvart.

VOTE: xvart

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I'd rather not lynch then.

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DGB, if we spend most of a month and 52 pages play, and then we no-lynch, then we come back tomorrow in the exact same position, with everyone still alive.

Maybe. But the scumputer works with or without flips.

And I don't want to hand the scum a townie.

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I'm going to come out with this right now, I neglected to send an action last night. Luckily, it's not a game-changer, because it's pretty low on the totem-pole. I blame it on Goofbash and being in two cult games and mixing them up in my brain.

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hey

tajo's town.

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Oh sh!t

VOTE: Yosarian2

I love you Yossy, don't take the vote the wrong way! And thanks for the generous tips.

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@DGB: what was your plan?

That stupid ordered list totally ruined my plan. Notice how I didn't mention it again after that.

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I wanted to have everyone give a master list of who they would think would have recruited themselves.

Crunch da numberz. Get da outputte.

But that stupid ordered list threw everything off, because the scum could have used that information to recruit, tainting any result we would have gotten with a random speedlynch day 1.

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Not it's not flawed, it would have been awesome, like SCUMPUTER awesome, I would have been LEGEND.

I would have recruited xvart. Every night. <3

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My plan wasn't "bollocks" - you didn't see it in action, and you know, neither did I but I believe it could have been really helpful.

I probably shouldn't bother, but Kinetic-scum's BS post above is not only wrong, contains a least 3 points that don't make internal sense or are verifiable inaccuracies.

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I've seen your role PM DGB. I paraphrased it a bit, but that's your role. And now you're lying about it. I was planning to stop you by burning down the building that you told everyone to go to today, thus I didn't need to dissuade the town from following your plan, but now you're lying.

Why?

Gawd. I see you're taunting me, you filthy scumbag. Must resist urge to throttle lunatic cult member.

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That stupid ordered list totally ruined my plan. Notice how I didn't mention it again after that.

Could your scheme work by modifying it (removing people at the top of the list or above a certain number of votes)?

No, because I would have eliminated the very top, the very bottom, and a chunk in the middle, leaving two peaks.

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@DGB: Was your plan to ask, who would have recruited you? Or,

who would you have recruited

?

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^^^
so town

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FTR, MY REASON HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH KINETIC

Thank Gawd you're not voting on account of Kinetic, Kinetic is totally BS'ing and is owning ABR big time with the wickedness department. It might even be useful, as a lesson to everyone, to lynch me today and see that my role has nothing even close to what Kinetic describes in ti.

When I flip, you will know that Kinetic is full of trash, it will be mod-confirmed.

SECRET SCUMTELL FROM DGB

OK good

I think I need to be today's lynch because if the town learns the hard way not to listen to Kinetic (I know you're not doing it tajo, but others are. It's good for the town.

Let's do it.

And for the record, this is a strategic cool-headed self-wagon. People need to BELIEVE in not listening to scum - EVER.

VOTE: DGB

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Kinetic, is it your estimation that DGB was recruited on night zero or night one?

I am willing to DIE to stop this nonsense.

KILL ME NOW

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I'm going to spam the thread until I'm lynched good and proper, so I recommend compliance.

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(I don't believe Kinetic, but man, he is good.)

He is, he is. And he's running circles around ABR.

I'm not cracking, I know I'm town, and unfortunately there will be many naive players that will refuse to lynch me. However I do believe very emphatically that it is paramount to have a case that will kill once and for all any dialogue, or even taking clues from the confirmed scum.

I believe that the town wins depends on driving this point home.

You lynch me, I die, but the town's chances brighten considerably.

If I don't die, and players fail to see the absolute krap that the scum are spewing, we might very well lose for it.

I need to be lynched not because players think I'm scum, but because they are town too and they want to win.

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eh? DGB, you have to realize if you're town that self voting in a double cult game is singularly the worse thing you could do, doubly so if you actually are a town power role. (Its not good for the town at all) I can't see a self-vote as anything other than antitown.

I don't understand why you're willing to crack after three or four votes. Besides Yos2, who else is cult for you?

NO NO NO

Considering the poisoned words of confirmed scumz is the worse thing that a player can do.

THIS IS NOT CRACKING

This is a strategic lynch. And if I

knew

Kinetic was talking rubbish about a player other than myself, I'd scream to lynch that player. But it's me. The rubbish is about me. So I have to lynch myself.

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DGB, I consider asking the cult recruiters questions about the other cult valid, they have as much inclination as town to want to obliterate their enemies.

I can sorta see the point of that although you'll be fed WIFOM krap and good luck sorting it out.

Thinking a little deeper, actually, there is a small probability that Kinetic thinks I'm ABR's recruit and wants me dead.

Why would Kinetic think that. I realize this is going to sound scummy as all heck, but maybe I was

protected

from being culted last night as per my explicit request, and failing to recruit me, Kinetic thinks it's because ABR did. In this context, Kinetic's actions make sense, but even I, proposing this, would estimate the chances of this having happened as

significantly

less than 5%.

I also dont see how you can consider Kinetic 'owning' Albert in the sinster department when you consider we haven't heard from him all of Day Two and before because he is v/la (at your goofbash apparently)

You've answered your own question, ABR is fooling around and eating frikkin CREAM PUFFS while Kinetic is plotting evil deeds.

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Im following the route of not listening to ABR and Kinetic. However Im struggling to work out what you have done pro town this game that you have actually followed through on.

OK great, I don't care what your reasons are, just vote me (unless you are voting me already).

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I really, really need to be lynched.

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Sorry, not reverse psychology.

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@Kinetic, how do you know DGB's PM? Why wouldn't you say? Does it really matters? I can't figure this out.

Jesus H Christ

He's lying, don't listen to scum.

Lynch me, the town can't be going around listening to lying liars that are confirmed scum.

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Kinetic has seen your role apparently.
[...]
The information only helps ABR and tells everyone what yoru possible power are.

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

He has not, he's lying and you are believing his hot pile of horse manure.

What part of he's-a-lying-confirmed-scumbag aren't you getting??? He doesn't see my role, what he describes is not only a complete mismatch, but completely preposterous taken on its own merit.

LYNCH ME

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DGB are you town?

Not I'm cult. Just lynch me.

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I AM CULT

LYNCH ME

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Nice picture but there is no vote

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Argh you're already voting me, I'm wasting my time with you.

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Porochaz, Sir, you are a cruel person indeed.

Why don't you ask for Kinetic's opinion, or maybe ABR is available.

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Dripping goofball, you know, I specifically asked you to not do your kamikaze thing this game if you are town.

Yeah but I'm a sucker for kamikaze, I think you know that - I'm hugely sleep-deprived and physically exhausted, and the fact that players are even letting Kinetic's poison entering their arguments is making me so angry I'm completely beside myself.

Completely. Beside. Myself.

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...however I do share your anger at people being utterly idiotic at continuing to try and get some sort of use out of the two cult leader.

Thank you I just need some love and sympathy and understanding and commiseration and I want *hugs* but I think people are going to continue being stupid that way and I'm willing to die because until someone dies from the cult leaders' poisoned pen, it will continue and we will lose.

I want to be a spectacular mislynch that people will point to every time someone is tempted to listen to BS from the confirmed scum.

I may be slightly incoherent.

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DGB seems like a reasonable woman.

Don't make her mad guys she is town

Thank you dear leader.

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@DGB

, could you link to me when a meeting at 33 was discussed?

NO - because I never discussed krap about meetings anywhere. More appalling I completely forgot that this game had a map and location until I got a PM from Flay telling me it was now too late. He asked me what action I would have taken and I gave the name of a player. I didn't even remember I had a role - it is on the lame side. He said you have to pick a

place

not a player. Go WIFOM this now. Have fun.

Also, are there any player in this game who are or were present at Goofbash? Thing is I kind of disbelieve you forgot to send a night action in, the deadline was long.

I think only ABR. You know, I'm feeding and cleaning up after 20 people and playing games and trying to keep the house in reasonable order. I go out in the morning to get fresh fruit and croissants and I'm just exhausted. And the day after GB I have to drive to the US warehouse and pick up a shipment. On Friday I have a big glass sale. As it is it would have been extremely unlikely that I would have gotten an action in from now to eternity.

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Magister Ludi has pretty much outed himself as scum anyway.

On Saturday or Sunday there is a small chance of coherence in the DGB mood forecast.

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How so?

Check the quote in bvoigt's post above. Magister Ludi outed himself.

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I don't know if you guys are into lynching cult scum, maybe some of you aren't keen on it at all, it's a matter of taste.

Players that would rather cuddle up with Kinetic and share SUPER SIKRITZ with him or be his psychotherapists, they need to vote me. Don't even think about it twice. Vote me. Case closed.

If you want to ditch some cultists then I'm handing you Magister Ludi on a silver platter. But maybe you're not in a rush, if you're not in a rush, lynch me first to learn a lesson, then you can move on to killing cultists if you develop a taste for it - or maybe ABR is going to rolecop some crazy role that doesn't even exist and makes no sense in a Flay game and you can just lynch the poor schmo who'll be as exasperated as I am. Then you can delay lynching cults an extra day and you'll make Magister Ludi super-happy and he'll mock you mercilessly post-game. And you know what he's going to say? Magister Ludi is going to say: "why did you lynch DGB? She's was frikkin bleeding town! Hahahaha Kinetic was THE MAN."

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You know what, I think it would be very rude of ABR not to try to recruit you what with you feeding him fresh fruit and croissants. But you might just have been protected anyway.

Funny you should mention that because while I was stirring the macaroni salad I figured that ABR might attempt to recruit me so that we can have RL cult QT discussions. That would be a great advantage. So maybe maybe my earlier estimate of <5% probability for simulrecruiting failed to take the

meatworld QT lulz

into account.

I have no idea why Kinetic would want to simultaneously recruit me.

You'll have to kill me to be sure of this, but I have not been recruited.

Hey did I just come up with another reason to lynch me?

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DGB has a point about Magister Ludi, but I still want a Cobbler lynch. Reminder: when he claimed unrecruitable, I asked for the flavor name (not flavor reason). This would be a word or phrase in bold, and would not indicate any other powers. He refused. This makes me believe that he's lying about his role. What do you guys think?

That un-recruitable thing is a fakeclaim, come on.

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MAGISTER LUDI IS A BIG SACK OF FILTHY CULT

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Are you reading???????

MAGISTER LUDI IS CULT

But we're not lynching cult today, unless the confirmed cult recruiters say it's OK.

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We already know the cult recruiters aren't trying to help town, only trying to further their own ends. (I'm not even basing my vote off Kinetics comment, and I dont think anyone but yourself on your wagon is)

We dont need town players to die for us to realize the cult recruiters are playing to their win condition.

Self-voting as town is just horrible. With double cult. And as a potential 'power role'.

I can only consider you cult.

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Jesus tajo, you've been playing this game for 4 years. Don't disappoint me now. I put you on a pedestal. Don't be thinking like a n0ob on his third post. Don't be cult.

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THATS A PERFECTLY VALID STANCE

"SELFVOTING AS TOWN IS HORRIBLE (SPECIALLY WITH DOUBLE CULT), THEREFORE YOU ARE SCUM" HYPOTHETICAL IS A TOTALLY REASONABLE ARGUMENT TO MAKE.

DONT PLAY WITH MY HEART

Come on tajo

Let's take this as a teaching moment, NoOb.

Let's suppose for a moment that I'm cult.

For 10 points, please explain how this helps my wincon.

And if you vote Ludi after that you won't be held back to do second grade again.

Example #1:

VOTE: Magister Ludi

You can cut and paste this code in your next post:

Code: Select all

[vote]Magister Ludi[/vote]

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You may be cult too tajo, you may.

While it's good to sacrifice me to the altar of Stopping-Players-From-Discussing-With-Scum, to vote me because I self-voted is super-dooper scumzorz.

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DGB has (or had) an ability that allowed her to check the alignment of everyone at a location. It wouldn't tell her WHO was what, but it would tell her how many of X were there. It can ONLY be used on even nights though, hence, why she couldn't begin to reveal the plan until today.

I'm quoting Kinetic but I'm talking to everyone else. The only way I can see the plan DGB laid out as fitting in with her role is to take the top of the numbered list and ask them to move to a certain location tonight. I don't see the problem here of not having the scumputer or whatever since we can still ask people to go to a location. I would say the vig list I put forward yesterday or Herodutus' list.

OK guys

I told you that xvart was a great recruit. Look at him taking the claimed scum BS seriously.

We should have killed him yesterday. DAMMIT

NO - because I never discussed krap about meetings anywhere. More appalling I completely forgot that this game had a map and location until I got a PM from Flay telling me it was now too late. He asked me what action I would have taken and I gave the name of a player. I didn't even remember I had a role - it is on the lame side. He said you have to pick a

place

not a player. Go WIFOM this now. Have fun.

This is what concerns me is that this story doesn't add up. When did Flay send you a pm and why?

That un-recruitable thing is a fakeclaim, come on.

Then why didn't you say this yesterday?

He sent it to me after game start, and why he did, you'll have to ask him.

As for Cobblerfone, just read my posts. I did say it.

DIE SCUM OMG THERE ARE SO MANY SCUMZ

Tajo, Ludi, xvart...

THEY ARE A PLAGUE UPON US

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SECRET SCUMTELL FROM DGB

SRSLY?

Yeah, tajo's cult leader tried to recruit me and failed.

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WE SHOULD FOCUS ON MRS DGB AND HER SCUMMY WAYS OF CONTRADICT HER STANCES

I reserve the right to change my mind as often as I like, I don't have to be "consistent" like you and Porochaz and xvart and Ludi.

See what I did there? I just added Porochaz to the list.

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He fake-claimed unrecruitable yesterday because he was under pressure and wanted to get people to not vote him. When I pointed out that unrecruitables usually have another role, he hinted that he had another role. Today, he's now first unclaimed but pretended it was an accident, now he's saying he fakeclaimed.

Yes that is the other side of the coin, I just think it's less likely than fakeclaiming un-recruitable. I claimed that myself, for the WIFOM. I expected more people to fakeclaim unrecruitable for lulz.

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BECAUSE YESTERDAY I THOUGHT YOU WERE TOWN AND NOW I THINK YOU ARE SCUM

TRY AGAIN

Meh.

If you're not cult, pull your head out of your keister. You're barking at the wrong tree.

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If you paid attention, tajo, you'd know two things.

(1) I'm not cult
(2) the recruiters are treestumps already, so you can stop worrying about players not scumhunting them.

Scumhunting the treestumps. Hahahahahahah tajo

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I'm trying to keep the recruiters alive for the lulz. Tajo stop smocking crack.

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Vote: Magister Ludi

Thank yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou

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If Cobblerfone had been recruited, he'd be

coached

into

not

doing what he's doing.

Case closed.

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So, your theory is that Cobbler's scum buddies would have said last night "Hey, buddy, whatever you do, don't admit you were lying and then let your entire fakeclaim and all your credibility fall apart"?

That's not my

entire

theory. But yeah. I'd certainly coach him.

...and to do so before he can be caught out on it.

What you you mean by

caught out on it

? If he's caught being actually recruited, he's going to be lynched regardless of the unrecruitable claim so in the grand scheme of things, it is inconsequential.

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....I think the only goal of his fakeclaim was to not be lynched on day 1, and it did accomplish that.

That only makes sense if we're looking for

recruiters

. We're not.

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@Kinetic

, why wouldn't you tell us how you found out DGB's PM? Does it matter really?

Jesus. Look at SL actually thinking Kinetic has got anything close to my role PM, or anything resembling a Flay role for that matter.

We need to policy lynch players like that.

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More porochaz votes now.

As long as we're lynching cultscum, I'm in.

VOTE: Porochaz

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More porochaz votes now.

As long as we're lynching cultscum, I'm in.

VOTE: Porochaz

But you'd recruit Porochaz?

VOTE: Magister Ludi

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@ xvart

You didn't bludgeon or shoot anyone last night, did you?

VOTE: Magister Ludi

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Nope. Do you have reason to think otherwise?

I didn't think you did.

Why do you think ThAd & Andrius got killed? I'm looking up ThAd, can you look up Andrius?

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ThAd was voting MLudi because he demanded to know what ML thought was wrong with Seraphim.

ThAd thought Battousai is scum.

The night before, ThAd was blocked.

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Oh yes.

Since Porochaz was recruited, we know that at least one recruiter isn't jockeying for quality on his team.

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@LLD

It's not that interesting... Andrius and his temp-replacement ToastyToast didn't do much.

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Tajo this is your scum meta.

Were you recruited?

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Bad news.

I'll be honest I was gutted when Kinetic recruited me...

It doesn't mean that Kinetic recruited him, but probably he did - Porochaz probably didn't know that the recruiting cult wouldn't be revealed, he probably assumed that it would.

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Why is Seraphim lying? I don't get

that

.

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Looks like Bunnylover is paying zero attention to the game like a good little scum.

A Herodotus vote and hoping for a treestump vig...

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Stop using the damn word "scum"
This isn't a "scum" game.
This is a cult game. They are different.

Thanks for the IIoA.

<_< And the frontpage of the role for the cult recruiters say nothing about them been treestump or I missed it, so get@me D:.

You didn't get a PM from Flay asking you if you'd be willing to be a tree-stump recruiter, before game start?

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IIoA is "Information Instead of Analysis" - one of my favorite wikitells.

Hey I was reading your posts.
You've been calling DGB scum, saying we need to lynch her.
WHERE IS YOUR VOTE ON HER?

Pushing OTHER PLAYERS to vote?

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At the moment, it seems like ML is trying to test the water for your lynch [...]

Mmm yeah, but how much of a scum tell is this?

I do believe his claim.

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@LLD: I have never seen DGB play like this as town before[...]

BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz

WROOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

This is an unsubstantiated allegation.

I demand PROOF.

Here is a motivational tool:

VOTE: Katsuki