Wizards at the Sorcerers' Den - Endgame

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Ohh hay I replaced into this mess to what looks like a NL.

GOOD JOB.

Expect tomorrow to begin the end times you sillynannies since at my up to PAGE SEVEN AWESOME READ SGR AND Gandalf are still alive.

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Huh I'm real confused since I could talk because I replaced into ~~twilight~~

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How do I figure?

The mod told me. :O

I'm replacing Mana_Ku

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And FTR I was allowed to use my Day ability and I did.

Couldn't talk until twilight though.

Urrrrm he went drug crazy or something. We're not neighbors, we're masons.

[SpyreX]

I was told I was replacing in N2.

Then I was told it was twilight and I could talk.

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I haven't yet (like 15? pages in at home.)

I will be caught up and there will be words because IN THAT MANY PAGES its pretty clear some people should be dead that are still alive.

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No I couldn't have or even without reading the game I would have hammered.

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Fake rage is awesome. Good gearing up for the inevitable.

Which is going to be you becoming dead.

Huh I'm real confused since I could talk because I replaced into ~~twilight~~
Huh I'm real confused since I could talk because I replaced into ~~twilight~~
Huh I'm real confused since I could talk because I replaced into ~~twilight~~

I wasn't "in" the game until it was after day. The ODD PART was that I was allowed to use my day action.

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I can't believe I'm still having this argument.

Look at the deadline.
Look at the timestamp of my post.
Do basic math. Profit.

Needless to say IF I AM DEAD AND AM TOWN WHICH I AM MAKE GANDALF BE DEAD TOMORROW.

Also needless to say IF I AM NOT DEAD GANDALF WILL BE DEAD TOMORROW.

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Its not all the same I did get hurt just not enough to move directions.

THAT SAID:

I caught up on this game and the fact that it was LMP's slot that almost died makes me unbelievably angry at all of you.

Gandalf dies.
Feysal dies.
If I'm right about them inHim dies.
Icey is going to need to go the way of the dodo soon but not as bad as them.

Suyre is town.
Bunny is town.
Wraith is probably town.

Judgement could mean an investigation before death? That'd be nice but I'm not sure how it'd work mechanically.

No funny teaparties.

Unvote, Vote: Gandalf.

[SpyreX]

I'll explain things after things happen.

Like a dead gan.

That's well up there on the list. Well up there.

And no worries about me dying suckersssss.

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Keep humming your mantra and asking for votes. Thats fine.

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Unvote, Vote: Icey
Unvote, Vote: SGR

An investigation, fine.

As for the last chunk of awesome pages of awesome here:

Lets play a game.

Lets ignore chesskid being town early on.
Lets ignore the fact I've been consistently beat on every damn phase without anyone claiming it.
Lets ignore the mass roleblock.
Lets ignore how pants on head two scum claiming masons would be.

Fair?

Ok, EVEN WITH ALL THAT:

No way in hell after tying up that many resources for survival would I ever, EVER, let the "claimed masons" make the damn kill. It would not happen as long as there was another body to throw into the maw in this crazy world setup.

That said:

Wraith is STILL town. No scum is cheeky enough to go "Ohh hay none of us are dead lets go ahead and try to get a mason lynched! That'll work out fine."

Ok? Ok.

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[SpyreX]

Ohh I know just don't play stoke the fire for giggles (or gaggles, if you will).

Yesterday was an f--. Today wont be. So it is written.

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Ohh don't get me wrong I read this and I think almost had a minor stroke. The icing on the cake was protecting Gandalf of all people but I digress.

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Kills were so obviously fake I dont even.

Yessir masons with a dayvig BALANCE HOOO.

As for SGR you better bring me up to speed in a small beautiful list. PoE + reads + delicious cookies + play + raw hate at this game = dead SGR

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That game never. happened.

We shall not speak of it.

[SpyreX]

Zdenek is town. He's that town thats trying his hardest to get mislynched, but he's town.

Not as confident as others, sure, but its there.

inHim I can get behind. Baby kinda floated in that null range in my reads.

SGR? Noise.

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Yes, noise. 3 parts one liners that do nothing to one part illegible wall. Mix and serve.

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Wait, your action worked both nights AND was redirected both nights?

[SpyreX]

This game makes my head hurt.

So, you're immune to the RB BUT get redirected?

The hell.

[SpyreX]

I can't even get Faraday and Chess involved here.

This is ridiculous.

PICK A DIRECTION, GO GO.

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DwD is out?? I thought it was tomorrow!

Anywho suyre is still LMP who was still town.

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Ohh hay look a bunch of noise from SGR

SHOCK AND AWE

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Pere would not bring sadness to me to see rope.

Feysal, however, does not bring any happiness.

Feed them to the drowned god

[SpyreX]

Suyre. Is. LMP. Is. Town.

This was was predicated on stupid yesterday. It is NOT happening again.

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So if they look town day 1, then they must be town the rest of the game? I've noticed that a change in posting style once the town read is achieved is usually indicative of scum.

tl:dr- Let's hear from Surye today.

Ok, I'm willing to bend to make things happen:

If we just CANT pull it together on SGR I would happily see PV turn into a pile of ash.

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Ok then lets work together.

If one could infact inflict violence on PV I would give them a high five.

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I'm not looking for volunteers. I'm looking for results. I dont care WHO does it as long as it gets done.

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GOD this game.

Unvote, Vote: PeregrinV

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I'm fine with PV becoming vapors and SGR becoming vapors when this doesn't work tomorrow.

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Something in the air here sucks the will to live. I am hopeless

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I would love it if this game did something.

I'm starting to gather up my secret monies to place on nolynch because thats all I can expect from here.

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Is PV confirmed town or *mystery powers*?

Nope? Then lets make this day end. Be part of the solution.

[SpyreX]

PV > Vaya

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GI I swear to god this is what you're defending and it makes me angry each time.

I literally can't care here.

Don't, in any fashion, protect me. Let me get finished off.

Unvote, Vote: Vaya

Be absolutely surprised when this is a town flip.

[SpyreX]

Vaya isn't "town"

And.. *gasp* GI's Gandalf-save is Gandalf being not town??

And *double gasp* Wraith trying to dream up scenarios where da goose and I are scum is coming from... not town?

BE STILL HEART

Yo Gaggle I think you should paraphrase what I said in the QT last. It'll have more impact coming from you.

I want all of you dead. Every last one. Blood for the blood god.

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No.

Seriously, call it spite or whatever but the idea of contemplating a mass suicide to make sure you chuckleheads dont win sounds better than the alternative.

Its like a scum manifesto. YOU EVEN CALLED YOUR PARTNERS SCUM FFS.

The best (worst) part is at any point you could have came clean. Hell you could have came clean D1 if it was really a "hey lets hold hands" and been a super powered mason group that we would have worked with.

Instead, we get cheeky scumbag "ohh he's town but I never said that tee hee" and "herf derf masons are scum" AND "I wont tell you anything about anything teehee" AND... gandalf.

One last shot:

Come clean with every damn scrap of it.
All your votes, powers, and other fabulous prizes are mine.

Do those things and I'll make sure you win this game.

Or I swear the scum can have this game and I'll call it a win.

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Thats enough on that retardedness.

SGR is something else. Something that has wrapped the pants soo hard around his head like a ninja bandana I'm thinking this is a bad call for killin'.

@Feysal: I took damage. I'm not saying how much for a myriad of reasons.

Everyone take a deep breath and vote for PV or did we lynch Vaya because either way I could pretend to care.

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Yea thats what you're hearing.

Not "look these guys are playing like scum" and then you admitting that your guys are, in fact, playing like scum.

SGR isn't dead and he sure as hell claimed what he can do. I didn't ask for names because thats stupid and I dont want you killed.

You're right you need us. Seriously at this point the chances of this being a win are slim to none (see your "awesome healer I GET POINTS YO" and me taking damage every night).

There's 4 of you. 21 players sure as hell could support 4:4:13 with this drug induced setup so going "LOOK WE ARE NOT SCUM GUYZ" doesn't do anything for me.

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SGR its not directly offensive but I'm really irritated in general and this game specifically. You can catch the gist though. Just remember you've taken your pants off to look like a ninja and you've got the idea.

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Yes fullclaim and then make it so you can't get any votes thats swell and a really good idea.

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Ohh bah its only lose your vote.

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And since gaggle forgot and this is mildly paraphrased even though its my own words and this is before all the dumb happened:

"I wish bad guys would kill GI so he flipped NOT TOWN and I could make Gan become the dead."

Yes, this happened before this debacle.

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"DUDE GUYS THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME I SAID SOME THINGS AND THEN GOT LYNCHED AFTER I DIDNT CLAIM /EMO I AM SO GOOD AT STUFF I PROMISE"

Choke on it.

If calling me a bad player makes you feel good thumbs up. Glad its came to that though. I applaud your perceived prowess or whatever it is that would put that ego more in line with the a+ grade quality play this game. From you and your compatriots.

Like I said normally at this point I'd really consider replacing out but no one deserves that. So lets lynch PV and just get this idiot fest done.

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Orrr maybe its the fact that you've opted to play "Third party group with a different win condition" as "In no way, shape, or form distinguishable from actual mafia" as a REALLY COOL WAY to go bro instead of D1 when the masons freaking claimed going "Hey, lets come clean work with town and win. Scum wont be able to afford killing US because there always is the chance we will work with them."

You've made it pretty clear that, as it sits, chances of town winning with your team of misfit toys not in check isn't going to happen anyways.

So, its not a function of a tantrum. Get it line or die. If there was even a pretend chance of actually trusting you guys I'd be all for not laying it all out and working this right BUT ALAS.

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Yea it would have been real stupid to nuke the lynch list by 6 townreads non withstanding how could I ever.

So is this "mason still alive LOLS" a "you're actually scum" or a "you played so bad as a replacement for like the two cycles you've been in you've consistently taken damage" kind of idiot remark?

I don't care either way, just want to be clear what kind of a jackass you are for the record.

If someone is for sure going to lay hurt on PV I'll lynch whomever lets just get this done and then go our merry ways.

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Every flavor. Every single one. Even types not yet uncovered.

How many votes does it take to get you out of the game and would that take your team with you?

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What is the web of confirming this game?

What's the PoE left over?

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That didn't answer what i was lookin for

Is CSL in some fashion cleared?

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Again, real words tomorrow but:

Feysal is awesome and reading contextually my quote in regards to the NOT MASON NOT TOWN ADVENTUERERS as somehow being related to... Gaggle and I is enough that if the adventurers will kill PV I'll gladly lynch Feysal.

If CSL is not brotected by some kind of voodoo he's scum and needs to die.

inHim is also scum that needs to go.

[SpyreX]

How about you ANSWER MY QUESTION GOD IN HEAVEN

Or die whatever I really really dont care.

[SpyreX]

Pick someone. Make them dead.

inHim would be fine, PV needs to be dead, zdeheneneck is fine.

Unvote, Vote: Zdeneck

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Not for the full deal, just long enough for him to feed another name.

But, yes, lets make this be dead.

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We'll have a couple bro's take out PereV. Who's the next most wounded in that list (if you have an action you're not sure about, killing one of them would be a good idea)

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Dude change of plans don't hammer. I'll be a helper. You do your bidness.

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At this point I'm trusting you because there's not really any other choice, no?

Yea changed my action. I'll help on PV

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GI, you realize if you had told me that before we probably wouldn't have had a huge yelling match?

That's the most beautiful use of a PR ever (and this no claim thing is a monkey anywho so)

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Just so we're clear:

Goose and I can help make inHim dead TONIGHT right? (or other hijinks ohh night action chicanery)

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I'm a jackass too (and you can actually META this but god in heaven it takes a lot, a LOT for me to get personal and for that I really, really apologize).

I mean there's still a kernel of doubt and you guys could be a scumteam that just ran for the win but you know what?

That takes brass ones. I'll support losing to that versus the pile of f--

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Yes but considering the dumb that has happened every phase I can't LOCK DOWN COMMIT and let some kind of space wizard / double fireballer screw up his death.

How different this could have been if you had just said what the deal was with gan and been willing to throw him to the wolves (if you'd been willing he wouldn't have been). Ohh, it would have been beautiful.

As it sits, I think its death time for scum every which way which makes me happy.

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Well yea I figured you can win either way and I dig that.

Part of it is bias but with masons coming out that early if you guys did too that's such a steamroll waiting to happen that I may have chucked in my lot with the town AND had the added "scum wont try to kill me because worst case I switch sides like a dirty Benedict Arnold"

Which could happen anywho but realistically you're the rabid bulldogs and scum is jack the ripper. You need the bulldog to keep from getting slit even if you KNOW if you sneeze wrong that bulldog will rip your throat out.

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Hrmmm Feysal might be town (he is town if there's a scum modkill and day continues).

I'll be giving more words but for now *gasp*

I will sheep the hell out of GI and blood blood blood