DEFCON Mafia 3.0 - Over, American Victory!

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #34 (isolation #0) » Thu Jun 09, 2011 2:28 pm

Only cowardly euro scum trash would be scared to go for total war.

true story

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #37 (isolation #1) » Thu Jun 09, 2011 2:53 pm

Only Euro Cowards "analyse" things.

Real Americans shoot first and ask questions later

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #41 (isolation #2) » Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:27 pm

As a proud American. I pledge to hunt down Euro Cowards with my arsenal of Nuclear weapons. Anyone who thinks we should sit back and "analyze" is really a euro-sympathizer/scumbag

or just a coward.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #44 (isolation #3) » Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:33 pm

I'm voting for total war

i hope you guys are true americans like me and also want to arm your nuke silos.

I'm going to grab a case of beer and then figure out who to fire my nukes at later.

this is the only american way to win

since the coward french can only drink wine.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #46 (isolation #4) » Thu Jun 09, 2011 3:36 pm

such defeatism is unamerican.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #54 (isolation #5) » Thu Jun 09, 2011 4:27 pm

Information is overrated

let's just kill people

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #194 (isolation #6) » Fri Jun 10, 2011 8:36 pm

Yo

I'm not all that smart

but if we go to total war and start nuking and kill all the scum, won't that mean scum do not get a nightkill?

As opposed to now, when we have to lynch and shit which means scum will have a chance to shoot at us?

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #412 (isolation #7) » Sun Jun 12, 2011 4:14 pm

IS is American, he hates euro cowards as much as I do.

All these people talking crap out their ass about scum/town is annoying me.

Scumlists already? Really?

Whatever. I'm gonna get myself a nuke and cap some euros

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #506 (isolation #8) » Mon Jun 13, 2011 12:50 pm

I am alarmed by the number of coward euro scumbags and euro-sympathizers(americans who want to act french, wear berets and eat baguettes.)

What the !@#$ is this talk of "planning" and "investigating"?

That is not the American way. You think when America needs to hunt her enemies down that we fucking sit in down and pass around lists of who you suspect? This is disgraceful.

America doesn't "investigate" We bomb first and ask questions later. To make an omelette you need to break some eggs. The last thing I am going to do is follow some absurd twisted scumlaid plan to get us crushed through some power-role schenigans.

I am declaring a Crusade against Euro Scumbags and Cowardly Euro-Sympathizers for TRUE american heroes. Those that want to join me MUST have a nuclear weapon ready to launch against enemies of America.

I've supplied the following form letter for those who wish to join the Alliance Against Euro Scumbaggery And Terrorism(AAESAT) for those willing to join me in this destruction of our enemies.

"I pledge allegiance to my Flag and the Republic for which it stands, one nation indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."

"Pooky, I am a true American hero and am willing to pledge my nuclear weapons to the destruction of Euro Scum and their Traitor Sympathizer Brethren, You can tell that I am a true American hero because of ___________Fill this in_______________ "

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #507 (isolation #9) » Mon Jun 13, 2011 12:57 pm

A Pooky-Led Town armed with Nuclear Weapons has never lost a game.

So anyone unwilling to follow my lead is obviously either a Euro Trash Scum or a Euro Sympathizer.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #509 (isolation #10) » Mon Jun 13, 2011 1:38 pm

scumPooky plays for survival

townPooky plays for glory

tru story

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #513 (isolation #11) » Mon Jun 13, 2011 2:00 pm

Lemme explain the difference between survival and glory,

Survival is when you play not to piss anyone off and die, this is what scum like to do cuz they kinda wanna survive to the endgame.

I'm going to kick ass and take names. This is probly going to lead me dying in some glorious fashion after toasting some scumbags.. if they let me live long enough to use my nuke. This is not exactly conducive to helping my team win if I'm scum.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #515 (isolation #12) » Mon Jun 13, 2011 2:09 pm

i plan to wipe out terrorism/euro scum bags in the first salvo of nuclear hellfire given enough true american heroes support me

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #527 (isolation #13) » Mon Jun 13, 2011 3:38 pm

I don't read people

I nuke people

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #528 (isolation #14) » Mon Jun 13, 2011 3:41 pm

Lady Lambdadelta wrote:
Magua wrote:
LadyLambdaDelta wrote:I'm of the opinion that at least one of the people jockeying for the ability to lead town is scum.

Yeah? Which one? Care to be a bit less general? This is about as useful as "thar's scum on that thar wagon"

@Mina:
How likely did you think it was that you could come up with a breaking plan for the powers? You had experience with DEFCON 2, but the tone I'm getting from your posts in #241 and #253 is that you put some significant time into it. True/false?

Yes Magua, I can totally tell which one it is before we hit DEFCON 3.

Because, you know, they've totally had the chance to show the true intent behind their wanting to lead the charge for town, right?

I will keep you updated as I continue to pursue this angle, but I can't determine which is scum and which is town just yet.

But I do feel there is one scum at least in IS/Pooky/SDC;.

Are you proposing to kill us all and hopefully hit a scumbag?

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #530 (isolation #15) » Mon Jun 13, 2011 3:47 pm

you don't have to worry about me or IS both of us can't wait to press the fire button on our ICBMs and when we launch, we will likely be launched in retal by the scumbags that we launch at. So we will die in the line of combat protecting your coward euro-trash sympathizers that like to practice your french and drink coffee out of little porcelains cups. But this is America, we don't drink ESPRESSO out of tiny miniature cups that look like they belong in a little girl's tea set. We drink hot american coffee loaded with an unhealthy amount of sugar and milk from giant paper cups while shooting our way through terrorist encampments in protection of your espresso sipping snobs.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #531 (isolation #16) » Mon Jun 13, 2011 3:49 pm

I'm pretty sure the scum are all hiding with the white flag waving sympathizer crowds that are too scared to let the nukes fly.

I am sure they will murder me in the night so that I do not nuke them.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #534 (isolation #17) » Mon Jun 13, 2011 3:55 pm

That's not convincing enough ooba. I'm going to need a least a paragraph describing your hatred of the coward euro-scumbags who want to eat danishes and yodel in the mountains.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #535 (isolation #18) » Mon Jun 13, 2011 3:58 pm

Lady Lambdadelta wrote:
PookyTheMagicalBear wrote:you don't have to worry about me or IS both of us can't wait to press the fire button on our ICBMs and when we launch, we will likely be launched in retal by the scumbags that we launch at. So we will die in the line of combat protecting your coward euro-trash sympathizers that like to practice your french and drink coffee out of little porcelains cups. But this is America, we don't drink ESPRESSO out of tiny miniature cups that look like they belong in a little girl's tea set. We drink hot american coffee loaded with an unhealthy amount of sugar and milk from giant paper cups while shooting our way through terrorist encampments in protection of your espresso sipping snobs.

When I see it, I'll know you're town, won't I?

Which is what I've been trying to say.

We're saying the same thing, really. You're just saying it in a cooler way >.<

PookyTheMagicalBear wrote:I'm pretty sure the scum are all hiding with
the white flag waving
sympathizer crowds that are too scared to let the nukes fly.

I am sure they will murder me in the night so that I do not nuke them.

PFFT :3 Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys~

oh really? ok i guess you could be the hot babe in my team of true american superheroes. I'm gonna need a scantily clad pic to see if you need a boob job though.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #539 (isolation #19) » Mon Jun 13, 2011 4:28 pm

Your post drips of stinking Euro-scum fear

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #541 (isolation #20) » Mon Jun 13, 2011 4:33 pm

he's too busy looking for a fallout shelter to vote for someone

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #630 (isolation #21) » Tue Jun 14, 2011 1:09 pm

Anyone who wants to lynch me or IS is obviously a scumbag or euro sympathizer that is cowering in fear of our wellpointed nuclear weapons.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #637 (isolation #22) » Tue Jun 14, 2011 2:19 pm

you think IS is going to survive to endgame?

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #658 (isolation #23) » Tue Jun 14, 2011 7:03 pm

vote aurorus vox

blatant bandwagon vote is blatant

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #659 (isolation #24) » Tue Jun 14, 2011 7:09 pm

i voted vox above cuz he is the leading vote-getter and i need to hang people to get closer to use my nuclear weapons on evil doers.

but now having read his posts, I am of the opinion that he is being deliberately coy and playful and flirty(which is completely unamerican). This teasing euro-slut tramp must be hanged for her crimes. I have reason to believe he is not just a euro scum but the lowest of all euro scum, a French Whore.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #737 (isolation #25) » Wed Jun 15, 2011 1:01 pm

Are you a true American Hero Toogeloo?

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #747 (isolation #26) » Wed Jun 15, 2011 3:11 pm

true American heroes do not write posts that are full of self-pity and doubt.

Toogeloo, your last post smelled like Emo French Whining. I am tempted to nuke you. However I am not yet cleared to use my nuclear weapons.

If you are a true American hero, you need to man up.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #748 (isolation #27) » Wed Jun 15, 2011 3:17 pm

In case you do not know how to man up and act like a real American Hero, I will demonstrate the difference below:

Worthless Euro Emo Whiner wrote:Why is noone listening to me? !? Are my opinions meaningless!? Does my life have any purpose!? Do I even exist?

True American Hero wrote:I don't care if the town doesn't pay attention to me, I have an arsenal of nuclear weapons, a list of people that need to be nuked, a couple of beautiful girls on my arms, a cold six pack of beer and a couple of steaks on the grill. Life is good...

Pls take notes.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #750 (isolation #28) » Wed Jun 15, 2011 3:58 pm

WHAT INTELLIGENCE DIVISION!??!

SOUNDS LIKE PHONEY FRENCHY LIES TO ME!

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #844 (isolation #29) » Thu Jun 16, 2011 5:11 pm

unvote

vote RedCoyote

Oh Hammer how I miss ye

The only way forward is decisive action. P

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #845 (isolation #30) » Thu Jun 16, 2011 5:13 pm

I'd say who I'm nuking when I can. but I don't want a stealth bomber to drop some crap on me in the middle of the night.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #946 (isolation #31) » Mon Jun 20, 2011 3:52 pm

yo dana

u trying to protect your boy AV?

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #947 (isolation #32) » Mon Jun 20, 2011 4:24 pm

Regfan wrote:Apologies for the lack of activity recently. I just completed my university final exams and I should be able to fully catch up with the ongoings of this game in the next 24 or potentially 48 hours. Until I've fully caught up I'm going to request no one does anything stupid and places anyone towards L-1 because Pooky is just going to come dumbblitzhammer again.

ROFL

DECISIVE ACTIONS IS NEVER DUMB. IT IS THE AMERICAN WAY.

Thinking things out is for cowardly Europeans who know that God does not love them

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #952 (isolation #33) » Mon Jun 20, 2011 5:22 pm

@Gorilla

Do you not want to be useless? DO you want to be an American hero?

Do you have a nuke?

pls answer yes to all of the above.

@GammaGoey

Nuking God is both Godless and UnAmerican. You will die for your treasonous thoughtcrimes in the fiery pits of hell

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #953 (isolation #34) » Mon Jun 20, 2011 5:23 pm

Lady

what do you think of AV?

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #1002 (isolation #35) » Tue Jun 21, 2011 5:38 pm

MagnaofIllusion wrote:

Pooky wrote:yo dana

u trying to protect your boy AV?

Was it common in 2003 for scum to stupidly stick their neck out when their partners were 95% assured to be the lynch for the day and say “Hey, they aren’t scum”?

And what do you think of Hiraki, Gorilla and the others explicitly calling AV Town?

Please state where Dana says "hey they aren't scum" in those 2 posts I am responding to.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:00 pm

rofl @ MAgna

learn to read french scumbag.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:03 pm

I hope you're ready for the headlines tommorrow Magna,

"Paris nuked by American Superhero, White Flags raised too late!"

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #1041 (isolation #38) » Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:00 pm

nice defense of me hot babe. I will make a superheroine out of you yet.

Your pointless babble is ridiculous MoI.

I'd Wall of Text refute your absurd points, but it's a waste of time for me cuz I'm already going to nuke your euro scumbutt a mile high tommorrow anyway. Plus true American heroes don't write long walls of text that noone reads.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #1043 (isolation #39) » Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:30 pm

I'm going to explain very clearly to you why I am going to nuke you tommorrow.

This is your opening statement to me:

MoI wrote:

Pooky wrote:yo dana

u trying to protect your boy AV?

Was it common in 2003 for scum to stupidly stick their neck out when their partners were 95% assured to be the lynch for the day and say “Hey, they aren’t scum”?

At no point does Dana say that AV is not scum. The CLOSEST he ever gets to saying AV is not scum is when he says in his 15th Post that he DOES NOT HAVE A SCUMREAD ON AV. This is in NO WAY SAYING AV IS NOT SCUM.

The point that I made as regards to Dana is that he is not committing to AV either way, he won't say if he thinks AV is scum or not scum and I questioned whether he was trying to protect his buddy by pushing another wagon.

Now somehow you've conjured up this fantasy situation where Dana has said "AV is not scum" when he has not made any such statement or backed it up with any logic or read and then sent me a snarky sarcastic post about how people played in 2003..

I will repeat this in all caps: DANA DID NOT STICK HIS NECK OUT AND DEFEND AV AT THAT TIME WITH A REASONED DETAILED DEFENSE OR EVEN A POST THAT SAYS "I THINK AV IS INNOCENT". YOU ARE MAKING UP A COMPLETE FANTASY SCENARIO AND THIS IMPLIES YOU ARE NOT REALLY READING/PAYING ATTENTION TO THE THREAD AND HAVE DECIDED TO RANDOMLY HURL REFUSE AT US IN THE HOPE THAT WE DO NOT SEE YOU ARE A LYING FRENCH SCUMBAG.

Let me tell you something, we didn't make stuff up back then.

You then proceed to projectile vomit a bunch of other questions at me like

What do i think of blah blah and blah
and Why am I posting not in an American accent.

ARE YOU !@#$ING SERIOUS? I'm not writing an essay on every person you happen to want to know about when it doesn't even matter. If every person in this game wrote a summary of every other person in this game, what do you think would happen? NONE OF IT WOULD GET READ AND THE GAME WOULD BE BORING AS HELL. The whole point of Mafia is to focus and force discussion on RELEVANT points.

The only thing you've show me is that you're able to hurl a bunch of absurd questions at me to distract from the fact that your initial attack on my questioning of Dana is flimsy and made of Euroscum lies.

In short. You are full of crap. You are likely french. You will be nuked tommorrow by my shiny missile as it flies out of my silo. Have a nice night in Paris the city of love cuz tommorrow it's going to turn into the city of radioactive mushroom clouds.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #1057 (isolation #40) » Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:09 pm

Rofl

you expect me to take his post where he says that the 4 people voting Hezlucky are blatantly protown as a serious post?

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #1062 (isolation #41) » Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:27 pm

1) It was made way before the current situation

2) MoI is talking about someone sticking his neck out for his 95% chance to get lynched scumbuddy, this did not happen, so this is a fantasy scenario.

3) I refuse to take Dana's post from way back then about "everyone voting hezlucky is blatantly protown"(paraphrasing) as his definitive stance on AV ad infinitum because 1) shit's happened, and 2) the initial post itself was absurd

PookyTheMagicalBear · Thu Jun 23, 2011 12:26 pm

@MoI

Your constant insults are hilarious Euro Scumbag.

You fail to explain why pushing an alternate wagon when his AV is under pressure makes more sense for AVtown than AVscum, you also fail to explain where he makes a strong case for AVtown when he pushes for an alternate lynch condition as you suppose he does in your initial post. you back away and dodge the my counter to your statement by presenting a weak statement made like a joke as an actual statement of fact.

Basically your posts are full of Euro-slander and hypo-theory crafting mixed up with some insults about how I play.

Which is nice because I'm going to nuke you tommorrow. Hope you have your umbrella ready Frenchie.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #1133 (isolation #43) » Thu Jun 23, 2011 5:06 pm

i just want to say anyone putting their ICBMS in defensive mode is a coward scumbag

PookyTheMagicalBear · Mon Jun 27, 2011 12:23 pm

lol wtf is the point of voting for MoI before his nuke lands.

At least see if he nuked a scumbag b4 deciding to vote for him.

He gets a free pass from me if he nukes a scumbag. Cuz i know he doesnt have the balls to nuke a teammate.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Mon Jun 27, 2011 12:30 pm

meh fuck it

i gotta get IS's back

nuke Gammagooey

yo inhim, nuke MoI for me if Socio flips town

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #1300 (isolation #46) » Mon Jun 27, 2011 3:33 pm

dont be ridiculous hot babe. cute girls can't crack codes.

get back to pouring me a cold beer

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #1305 (isolation #47) » Mon Jun 27, 2011 3:38 pm

orly?

can u nuke a bad guy now?

PookyTheMagicalBear · Tue Jun 28, 2011 12:55 pm

if you're a real american hero and you're not thinking about who to blast into a little crater. there is something wrong with you.

I also humbly suggest euro scum and their sympathizer friends to please sign some nuclear disarmament treaty and make a big deal out of it.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #1571 (isolation #49) » Tue Jun 28, 2011 6:16 pm

the idea that internet stranger would bother figuring out how to use a code is laughable

real american heroes dont use fancy schmancy codes.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #1575 (isolation #50) » Tue Jun 28, 2011 6:25 pm

hez, inhim

get your nukes ready.

some euros thinking they can declare bankruptcy and get away with stealing our money

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #1576 (isolation #51) » Tue Jun 28, 2011 6:26 pm

Magister Ludi wrote:Swiftjustice has already been nuked by Revenge of Wei, And is going to die. That was an attempted quote If I am not mistaken.

Can someone nuke Hez already?

STOP TRYING TO GET SOMEONE TO MAKE A RASH ACTION BASED ON ONE LINE OF DIALOGUE.

Hez is an Real American Hero. Real American Heroes don't "read" threads that move 10 pages+ a day. Real American Heroes "glance" and then fire away

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #1578 (isolation #52) » Tue Jun 28, 2011 6:30 pm

Cuz he's drunk and can't find the red button obviously.

Yo hez, go nuke someone and make yourself useful before I kick you out of the Justice League

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #1579 (isolation #53) » Tue Jun 28, 2011 6:32 pm

lol@ Hez

that's just SwiftJustice being unable to use quote tags right.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #1581 (isolation #54) » Tue Jun 28, 2011 6:33 pm

Ludi, you a real american hero?(real american heroes have nukes, only filthy euro sympathizer scum do not have nukes)

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #1582 (isolation #55) » Tue Jun 28, 2011 6:33 pm

he's not for real,

he just drunk

quit your crying SJ

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #1586 (isolation #56) » Tue Jun 28, 2011 6:39 pm

Only european sympathizers that want to study abroad in Paris so that they can spending their parent's trust funds on overpriced coffee bother to "read" and get educated.

True story

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #1792 (isolation #57) » Wed Jun 29, 2011 6:11 pm

Read? you serious

we are surrounded by Euro Scumbags and Euro Sympathizers. If you have trouble figuring out who is who, just ask and I will aim your nuclear missile for you.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #1793 (isolation #58) » Wed Jun 29, 2011 6:13 pm

Wikipedia wrote:Western Europe
In most Western European countries, working time is gradually decreasing.[citation needed] The decrease is inversely related with productivity. The European Union's working time directive imposes a 48 hour maximum working week that applies to every member state except the United Kingdom (which has an opt-out meaning that UK-based employees may work longer than 48 hours if they wish, but they cannot be forced to do so).[11] France has enacted a 35-hour workweek by law, and similar results have been produced in other countries such as Germany through collective bargaining. A major reason for the low annual hours worked in Europe is a relatively high amount of paid annual leave. Fixed employment comes with four to six weeks of holiday as standard.

And that is why we are going to kick their lazy european asses. They could nuke us back but they need their 6 weeks of paid vacation a year

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #1795 (isolation #59) » Wed Jun 29, 2011 6:20 pm

i see that you spend your working hours posting inane youtube videos on internet forums. good luck with your budget problems

PookyTheMagicalBear · Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:18 am

i am confused

why would anyone claim "airbase" if they are the airbase. doesnt it make more sense to try to look useful so the scum might waste a nightkill on you.

rofl

I think it's fucking hilarious you guys are debating how American me or IS is relative to each other. BEING AMERICAN IS INSEPARABLE PART OF MY BEING. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS MORE AMERICAN OR LESS AMERICAN. THERE IS ONLY AMERICAN. SOMETHING THAT YOU EUROSCUMTRASHBAGS WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND. Americans are glorious and favored by the will of god to kick all other asses on this planet.

PS: If you're an American, you need to nuke some euroscumbags already so we can get this game wrapped up by 4th of July.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #2264 (isolation #61) » Thu Jun 30, 2011 5:57 pm

the idea that some girl cracked some code that i dont understand is laughable and ludicrious.

but why kill her when she's hot and we can keep her around for making me sandwiches?

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #2272 (isolation #62) » Thu Jun 30, 2011 6:10 pm

yo mina

want to be the new hot babe on my superhero team?

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #2273 (isolation #63) » Thu Jun 30, 2011 6:10 pm

vote Ludi

lol fallout shelter

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #2281 (isolation #64) » Thu Jun 30, 2011 6:45 pm

real american heroes dont hide in fallout shelters

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #2301 (isolation #65) » Thu Jun 30, 2011 6:58 pm

the idea that scum would feel threaten by some coward hiding in a fallout shelter and thus need to nuke him is laughable.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #2434 (isolation #66) » Fri Jul 01, 2011 5:13 pm

Mina wrote:Oh my God.

I'm trying to answer your questions (can you wait five minutes? I'm going to answer them, but I wanted to point out the slip first) or defend myself from Ludi's horrific "one scum is always 100% on every list" confirmation bias case, but I'm getting too angry with you all.

I don't care if you're all pissy that people think I'm town, Internet Stranger, and want to give them the finger by making a moronic nuke. It should be pretty obvious by now that I'm town. And yes, I was completely useless during the week and a half when I was V/LA at Goofbash and not posting in
any
of my games, but that's a complete null tell. Now I'm back.

Also, I don't want inHim in the final three.

I JUST CAUGHT HEZLUCKY TRYING TO SET OFF HIS FAILSAFE AND GET ONE OF ME/TOASTY KILLED.

HAS NO ONE NOTICED IT?

Ludi, it should have been obvious that my intent from the very beginning was to see how Hez would react. (And I could have easily nuked dana/LLD/SDC were I afraid of a potential Fail Safe.) Why do you think I said I was nuking
one of you and HezLucky
, and asked Toasty to confirm this?

All right. Let me explain what I was trying to pull off since yesterday.

I realized that there were three unclaimed roles left in the game (obviously, I'm a silo):
Fighters, Fallout Shelter, and Fail Safe. FTR, Fighter was on my list, and Fallout Shelter on Hinduragi's and LLD's, so I knew at least two of those roles were in the game.

But Ludi and HezLucky were on the death list, and we were widely discussing nuking them. Why didn't they claim their roles if they were in danger of death?

So I knew that whichever of ML and Hez had Fail Safe/Fallout Shelter was probably scum. (If Toasty had, say, Fail Safe, it made sense for him as town not to claim it, because he was unlikely to be nuked except by scum in retaliation. But why not Ludi or Hez?)

I decided to put them on the spot by saying that me and Toasty were 100% going to nuke them, so they should reveal if they had any useful information. I put Toasty in because Ludi claimed to have a scum read on me.

See, if Hez were a town Fail Safe, he probably would have gone, "Oh, by the way, if you nuke me, you kind of instantly die, so be careful." But since he wasn't making it to endgame anyway, I think he was hoping to take out one of me/Toasty.

p-edit: see, I'm waiting for LLD to show her work for the code thing before I decide to nuke her.

are you dense or something"?

why would u not want to trade one for one with a european scumbag. I would consider it the highest honor to die for the glory of america taking out a European scumbag.

The idea a euro scumbag would choose failsafe, try to get himself nuked so he can nuke back instead of just getting a nuke and nuking someone is kind of laughable.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #2437 (isolation #67) » Fri Jul 01, 2011 5:33 pm

failsafe is retarded to pick dude

why wouldnt u rather be a silo

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #2505 (isolation #68) » Sat Jul 02, 2011 6:35 am

i dont know if you guys are cowards or idiots or euro sympathizers

the name of the game is not sit around sipping tea and discussing who should make it to the final 2 on American Idol. That's for teenage girls and euroscumbags. The point of being an AMERICAN is firing nukes at anyone you think is a baddie.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #2509 (isolation #69) » Sat Jul 02, 2011 6:49 am

hiding in a fallout shelter is cowardly and scummy

do i really need to explain this

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #2511 (isolation #70) » Sat Jul 02, 2011 6:56 am

if mina nukes IS im nuking mina for sure

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #2512 (isolation #71) » Sat Jul 02, 2011 7:50 am

Mina, I still want an answer about why you would not gladly trade your patriotic american life for taking out an enemy failsafe such as HezLucky as you alledge in your previous post.

I fail to see why any Euro Scumbag would choose to sacrifice his life to take out an American when we all know that the word SACRIFICE is not in the Cowardly French Dictionary.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #2514 (isolation #72) » Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:02 am

ok tooge, since you're here to answer for your Queen Mina II Blessed be her footsteps. Let's just ask you

Do you think a scum failsafe would try to get nuked by a town player at this point in time?

Do you think a town player would want to suicide on a scum failsafe?

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #2516 (isolation #73) » Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:06 am

r u fucking serious

hez is probly town so we need to nuke him?

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #2517 (isolation #74) » Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:07 am

i don't see the incentive for town to take fail safe either

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #2519 (isolation #75) » Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:09 am

I said if I believed Hez was a scumbag, I would be willing to trade 1 for 1 with him.

Stop your bullshit leading questioning

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #2522 (isolation #76) » Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:13 am

PookyTheMagicalBear wrote:
Mina wrote:Oh my God.

I'm trying to answer your questions (can you wait five minutes? I'm going to answer them, but I wanted to point out the slip first) or defend myself from Ludi's horrific "one scum is always 100% on every list" confirmation bias case, but I'm getting too angry with you all.

I don't care if you're all pissy that people think I'm town, Internet Stranger, and want to give them the finger by making a moronic nuke. It should be pretty obvious by now that I'm town. And yes, I was completely useless during the week and a half when I was V/LA at Goofbash and not posting in
any
of my games, but that's a complete null tell. Now I'm back.

Also, I don't want inHim in the final three.

I JUST CAUGHT HEZLUCKY TRYING TO SET OFF HIS FAILSAFE AND GET ONE OF ME/TOASTY KILLED.

HAS NO ONE NOTICED IT?

Ludi, it should have been obvious that my intent from the very beginning was to see how Hez would react. (And I could have easily nuked dana/LLD/SDC were I afraid of a potential Fail Safe.) Why do you think I said I was nuking
one of you and HezLucky
, and asked Toasty to confirm this?

All right. Let me explain what I was trying to pull off since yesterday.

I realized that there were three unclaimed roles left in the game (obviously, I'm a silo):
Fighters, Fallout Shelter, and Fail Safe. FTR, Fighter was on my list, and Fallout Shelter on Hinduragi's and LLD's, so I knew at least two of those roles were in the game.

But Ludi and HezLucky were on the death list, and we were widely discussing nuking them. Why didn't they claim their roles if they were in danger of death?

So I knew that whichever of ML and Hez had Fail Safe/Fallout Shelter was probably scum. (If Toasty had, say, Fail Safe, it made sense for him as town not to claim it, because he was unlikely to be nuked except by scum in retaliation. But why not Ludi or Hez?)

I decided to put them on the spot by saying that me and Toasty were 100% going to nuke them, so they should reveal if they had any useful information. I put Toasty in because Ludi claimed to have a scum read on me.

See, if Hez were a town Fail Safe, he probably would have gone, "Oh, by the way, if you nuke me, you kind of instantly die, so be careful." But since he wasn't making it to endgame anyway, I think he was hoping to take out one of me/Toasty.

p-edit: see, I'm waiting for LLD to show her work for the code thing before I decide to nuke her.

are you dense or something"?

why would u not want to trade one for one with a european scumbag. I would consider it the highest honor to die for the glory of america taking out a European scumbag.

The idea a euro scumbag would choose failsafe, try to get himself nuked so he can nuke back instead of just getting a nuke and nuking someone is kind of laughable.

THIS IS THE POST I AM REFERENCING.

MY REPLY TO MINA'S INITIAL POST.

I ASKED HER WHY SHE WOULD BE UNWILLING TO TRADE ONE FOR ONE WITH SOMEONE THAT SHE BELIEVES TO BE A EURO SCUMBAG(READ HER POST FOR THIS).

AT NO POINT DID I SAY I WAS WILLING TO TRADE ONE FOR ONE WITH SOMEONE WHO I HAVE DOUBT ABOUT THEIR ALIGNMENT(THAT'S SOME BULLSHIT YOU MADE UP AND PRETENDED LIKE I SAID) I have doubts about a LOT of people's alignments. That damn well does not mean I am willing to 1 for 1 trade with just anyone. Hez is probably one of the people I feel is MORE likely to be town than others here, which you would know if you have read my posts. But instead you make up some total bullshit about how I'm willing to trade 1 for 1 with him.

WHY DO YOU KEEP DEFENDING MINA?

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #2523 (isolation #77) » Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:14 am

answer my questions tooge and stop trolling

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #2524 (isolation #78) » Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:16 am

please tell me where I said that I believed Hez is scum.

Why the hell would I nuke someone I believe to not be scum.

i hope you like your nuclear death served hot scumbag

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #2526 (isolation #79) » Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:20 am

You're telling me to trade with 1 for 1 with Hezlucky(who i believe to be town)

I am ASKING mina why she would not want to trade 1 for 1 with HEzlucky(who she said in her post i quoted above is Scum)

There ARE TWO VERY FUCKING DIFFERENT THINGS

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #2527 (isolation #80) » Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:21 am

lulz?

hope you enjoy dying euro scumbag

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #2529 (isolation #81) » Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:23 am

you are checking if someone is willing to trade 1 for 1 with someone they believe to be town

you make no sense.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #2531 (isolation #82) » Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:25 am

toog too busy defending Queen Mina II of England

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #2533 (isolation #83) » Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:28 am

toogeloo wrote:I was testing to see if you would be willing to nuke someone you believe to be town so that you can be auto-nuked back in return, unfortunately you are not dumb enough to do this so now I will try to make it sound like this decision somehow makes you scummy.

Fixed for truthery

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #2534 (isolation #84) » Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:29 am

why don't you change your name to Queen Mina's Bodyguard at this rate?

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #2535 (isolation #85) » Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:29 am

you're one of those buckingham palace guards that can't move even when a nuclear missile is incoming right?

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #2537 (isolation #86) » Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:30 am

how is there glory in nuking someone you believe to be town?

the only glory comes from nuking euro-scumbags

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #2538 (isolation #87) » Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:31 am

yo tooge

u got a nuke?

tommorrow me and you, we nuke each other

let's see backbone ok?

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #2541 (isolation #88) » Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:34 am

how in that post do you read that i suspect hez

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #2542 (isolation #89) » Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:35 am

final three? r u serious. this isnt elect a final three so we can lolwin. this is nuke the bad guys so we can win.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #2545 (isolation #90) » Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:38 am

if you flip town at the end of this game I'd be pissed i'm sharing a victory with the likes of you, let it be known that I hunted scum down and nuked them and u sat back and kissed mina's ass all game and did basically nothing so I'm still more of an American than you.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #2547 (isolation #91) » Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:42 am

questioned whose motives? I said it made no sense for Hez as scum to pick failsafe. Scum is strictly better off choosing a nuclear silo as it allows him to do the same thing failsafe does except he can also proactively nuke if an oppurtunity came up.

For town it's like , oh u nightkilled me hoping to win the game next day by numbers but look i have a failsafe, now i get to fire a missile off to nail you on the last day.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #2548 (isolation #92) » Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:42 am

asking me to nuke someone i think is town is hunting scum? lol you're hilarious

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #2549 (isolation #93) » Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:43 am

why don't you nuke a scumbag first before you talk about things that I do?

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #2555 (isolation #94) » Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:45 am

you tried to manipulate me into nuking someone that I stated I believed was town in order to defend Mina from answering my question of "why did u not nuke hezlucky if you think he is scum"

then you called it a "reaction test" to gauge my "backbone" for nuking someone

then you implied that I failed this reaction test because I refused to promise to nuke someone that I believe to be town so now I'm scummy.

Your play is hilariously bad and transparent scumbag.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #2557 (isolation #95) » Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:46 am

so wait you're a fucking framer?

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #2562 (isolation #96) » Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:50 am

u cant expect me to read all 100 pages of spam

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #2563 (isolation #97) » Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:50 am

im busy guy, i shoot bad people for a living

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #2564 (isolation #98) » Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:54 am

tooge

you're either a scumbag

or a very deluded person who is deeply in love with Queen Mina II

you need to tell me if you are the 2nd cuz I don't want to nuke poor lovelorn teenagers.

even if they are pathetic.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #2566 (isolation #99) » Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:59 am

final three lists are unamerican

u cant expect me to read them

PookyTheMagicalBear · Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:04 am

lol i definitely wasnt paying attention if we didnt have the ability to nuke

PookyTheMagicalBear · Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:15 am

I'm going to explain this as succintly to you as possible because you are just not getting it.

If I believe someone is scum, I will nuke them immediately if I can because 1) it's glorious and 2) killing scum is how you win the game.

I think it is very suspicious when someone believes a player is scum but chooses not to nuke them because they are acting differently from how I believe a rational townsperson would act.

Mina's posts about Hezlucky made it sound like she thought he was scum

I will quote the posts for you again:

mina wrote:AHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HezLucky. HezLucky.

I actually wasn't serious at all about nuking you. I only asked you that question because I wanted to see how you'd react.

Because by pure process of elimination, HezLucky is the Fail Safe. And decided not to claim Fail Safe even when both me and Toasty threatened him with a nuke.

You are busted.

Mina wrote:"Oh my God.

I'm trying to answer your questions (can you wait five minutes? I'm going to answer them, but I wanted to point out the slip first) or defend myself from Ludi's horrific "one scum is always 100% on every list" confirmation bias case, but I'm getting too angry with you all.

I don't care if you're all pissy that people think I'm town, Internet Stranger, and want to give them the finger by making a moronic nuke. It should be pretty obvious by now that I'm town. And yes, I was completely useless during the week and a half when I was V/LA at Goofbash and not posting in any of my games, but that's a complete null tell. Now I'm back.

Also, I don't want inHim in the final three.

I JUST CAUGHT HEZLUCKY TRYING TO SET OFF HIS FAILSAFE AND GET ONE OF ME/TOASTY KILLED.

HAS NO ONE NOTICED IT?

Ludi, it should have been obvious that my intent from the very beginning was to see how Hez would react. (And I could have easily nuked dana/LLD/SDC were I afraid of a potential Fail Safe.) Why do you think I said I was nuking one of you and HezLucky, and asked Toasty to confirm this?

All right. Let me explain what I was trying to pull off since yesterday.

I realized that there were three unclaimed roles left in the game (obviously, I'm a silo):
Fighters, Fallout Shelter, and Fail Safe. FTR, Fighter was on my list, and Fallout Shelter on Hinduragi's and LLD's, so I knew at least two of those roles were in the game.

But Ludi and HezLucky were on the death list, and we were widely discussing nuking them. Why didn't they claim their roles if they were in danger of death?

So I knew that whichever of ML and Hez had Fail Safe/Fallout Shelter was probably scum. (If Toasty had, say, Fail Safe, it made sense for him as town not to claim it, because he was unlikely to be nuked except by scum in retaliation. But why not Ludi or Hez?)

I decided to put them on the spot by saying that me and Toasty were 100% going to nuke them, so they should reveal if they had any useful information. I put Toasty in because Ludi claimed to have a scum read on me.

See, if Hez were a town Fail Safe, he probably would have gone, "Oh, by the way, if you nuke me, you kind of instantly die, so be careful." But since he wasn't making it to endgame anyway, I think he was hoping to take out one of me/Toasty.

p-edit: see, I'm waiting for LLD to show her work for the code thing before I decide to nuke her.

Mina wrote:Right now, I think HezLucky is more likely to be scum than Ludi is. (Ludi might just be a crazy paranoid innocent.) There was actually a (bullshit) explanation he could have given for not claiming, but his silence is very telling.

So this didn't compute to me because she basically called Hezlucky scum, but didn't act on that knowledge by firing a nuke at him or pushing hard for his lynch. Why would you decide not to nuke someone if you think they're the bad guy? Instead she tries to push this duty to somebody else:

Mina wrote:I don't suppose there's anyone willing to suicide on Hez tomorrow, is there. <_<

This is incredibly scummy to me because it looks like a scum trying to get some townie to nuke townfailsafe hez so that they can get 2 easy deaths.

hence why I questioned mina about whether she's willing to trade 1 for 1 with a scumbag.

But of course you jump in to defend her and she chooses not to answer my questions.

So I want Mina dead not at all for "skating by" I want her dead because I think she's trying to manipulate townsfolk into nuking each other and also unwilling to back up her beliefs, which makes me believe those beliefs are made up.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:26 am

what's she confirmed town from?

PookyTheMagicalBear · Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:31 am

people really play that way now?

PookyTheMagicalBear · Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:43 am

which hez thing? the thing that mina did?

PookyTheMagicalBear · Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:44 am

im confused if you're talking about what mina did to hez

or what Hez did.

I don't believe in this "i'm the most townie townie ever cuz I'm mina, goddess queen of the world who should be sainted"

PookyTheMagicalBear · Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:34 am

u mean scum making up a phony case to try to get someone to nuke the failsafe is not scummy? lol

you guys are all goo-goo gaga over Mina trying to bend things to make her the exalted chosen one. it's pretty hilarious

PookyTheMagicalBear · Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:38 am

it's also pretty laughable that a town player would think that a scumbag would draft failsafe so that he could try to trick the town player into nuking him. Why wouldn't the scumbag just pick nuke silo and nuke mina if that's his goal. Why go through the elaborate setup of drafting failsafe just to trick her into firing a nuclear missile at him when he can just draft silo and shoot at her himself?

My point is that it DOES NOT MAKE SENSE. Thus she made it all up to get Hez nuked by a town player so that both would die.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Sat Jul 02, 2011 4:45 pm

the mina fanboys need to get over their hardon for Mina and take a look at what actually going on.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:31 pm

are you guys all like high school friends who got together to troll us or something

PookyTheMagicalBear · Sat Jul 02, 2011 6:19 pm

mina turned down my offer to become the hot babe of the team

PookyTheMagicalBear · Sat Jul 02, 2011 6:33 pm

i am fond of european babes

PookyTheMagicalBear · Sat Jul 02, 2011 7:24 pm

lol when did i say i think she's town?

PookyTheMagicalBear · Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:09 pm

when did i defend her?

i tried to mindcontrol mina?

rofl

this is fucking glorious

are you drunk or something?

PookyTheMagicalBear · Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:10 pm

fate

one day we should go drinking together.

you say the most absurd nonsense i've ever read anywhere in the site and you sound like you actually believe what's coming out of your mouth.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:15 pm

explain

PookyTheMagicalBear · Sun Jul 03, 2011 9:01 pm

I absolutely hate going into wall of text battles with people because 1) it's a giant waste of time. 2) nobody reads wall of text battles and the scum can just keep adding stuff in to throw you off which ends up being a waste of time.

This is why when I ask someone a question, I ask a simple question and expect them to answer the question so we can discuss it, not throw the answer in some giant wall of text to try to confound the issue.

So this is my reply to you Mina,

You can call us "useless idiots" for being willing to nuke at the drop of a hat

You can talk shit about how we are going to lose the game for the town due to our unwillingness to follow the "let's systematically nuke so all the suspects are dead plan" which sounds a helluva lot like lets nuke everyone other than Mina cuz everyone here thinks mina is "obvtown" for doing nothing.

But here are the facts: You've been doing nothing, we nuked 2 scumbags already. So I really don't see how you have the right to call us useless idiots that are going to lose the game for the town just because we decided to zero in on you and ask you a few questions.

Mina wrote:If you think it through, Pooky, my plan actually makes zero sense whatsoever for scum to do. Actually, I've done at least three or four things this game that make zero sense whatsoever for scum to do, but that's another story.

Your plan? Your plan from what I saw was to jump up and down in excitement shouting that Hez was scum failsafe who tried to get you to nuke him and then ask with googly eyes if somebody would be willing to nuke the big bad hez for you.

THAT MAKES PERFECT FUCKING SENSE FOR A SCUMBAG TO DO IF THEY CAN TRICK A TOWN PLAYER WITH A NUKE TO FIRE IT AT HEZ.

If anything your fucking scenario where HEz tries to trick YOU into nuking HIM makes NO SENSE BECAUSE A SCUMBAG WOULD JUST FIRE A NUKE AT YOU IF THEY REALLY WANTED TO GET RID OF YOU INSTEAD OF GOING THROUGH THE ELABORATE PLOY OF LURING YOUR NUKE ON TO HIM. THIS IS SOMETHING THAT I POINTED OUT AND YOU DECIDED NOT TO ADDRESS.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Mon Jul 04, 2011 4:36 pm

mina

u need to look at your role pm, figure out which of your scum eurobuddies is still alive, point your nuke at him and press fire.

cuz if you do that, you have a good chance of surviving to endgame since your fanclub will undoubtedly keep you alive and me and IS will be impressed by your ability to nuke a fellow euro scumbag. This is your best shot at a win and I suggest you take it.

Thx

PookyTheMagicalBear · Tue Jul 05, 2011 12:20 pm

u guyz cant expect me to read 9 pages

some1 gimme a summary

PookyTheMagicalBear · Tue Jul 05, 2011 12:25 pm

awesome

why wouldnt we lynch him? i thought nukes hit even after lynches?

PookyTheMagicalBear · Tue Jul 05, 2011 12:26 pm

its ok LLD

i will allow you to give me breakup sex even if you are a lying euro scumprincess

PookyTheMagicalBear · Tue Jul 05, 2011 12:27 pm

thats how it works? the nuke doesnt just land in the night? okie

PookyTheMagicalBear · Tue Jul 05, 2011 3:09 pm

hey hot babe

i promise i'll get mina to recall her nuke if you tell me who the last euro-scumbag is and then renounce your cheese eating ways

I have room for a hot brit babe in my superhero team...

really

PookyTheMagicalBear · Wed Jul 06, 2011 5:28 pm

ludi

when we come to your fall out shelter

will u cry like a lil bitch?

PookyTheMagicalBear · Mon Jul 11, 2011 12:09 am

im srsly bummed i dont get to nuke toogey.

i guess i'll have to actually read the game now =[

PookyTheMagicalBear · Mon Jul 11, 2011 12:59 pm

yo inhim

u scum?

PookyTheMagicalBear · Tue Jul 12, 2011 6:25 pm

my glorious american nuclear missiles never miss

dont u worry fate

PookyTheMagicalBear · Tue Jul 12, 2011 6:29 pm

fate just kill yourself you cowardly european scumbag

u know you dont want to be nuclearized like the rest of your team

PookyTheMagicalBear · Wed Jul 13, 2011 4:04 pm

You need to stop slobbering all over my leg and take your nuke like a man.

oh wait you're a european.... all you guys can do is party. why dont u spam your QT with some more inane music?

PookyTheMagicalBear · Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:18 pm

Defcon 4.0 is when we nuke those pussy shit democrats because they are all latte sipping euro-lovers.

good game fate, you really had us for a bit with your frantic ranting that went 17 different directions. But alas, our nukes strike true!

PookyTheMagicalBear · Fri Jul 15, 2011 1:26 pm

Yo bitches

we gonna win this

i gurantee it.

stop crying like women shit

PookyTheMagicalBear · Fri Jul 15, 2011 1:28 pm

im going to pretend to think about this game now

but im not really thinking about it.

im gonna let god guide ma nuklear weapon to glorious victory

PookyTheMagicalBear · Fri Jul 15, 2011 1:29 pm

this does not mean i am picking a name out of a hat or anything remotely like that

PookyTheMagicalBear · Fri Jul 15, 2011 1:56 pm

i really dont want to read this game

can the last euroscumbag just crack and confess already

PookyTheMagicalBear · Fri Jul 15, 2011 9:08 pm

your convoluted double talk confuses me

why would u want to protect a scumbag from my nuke?

PookyTheMagicalBear · Tue Jul 19, 2011 12:43 pm

yo hindu

if i nuked u

would u gracefully suicide yourself?

PookyTheMagicalBear · Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:32 pm

so if i promise to write you a good scene u will gracefully suicide?

PookyTheMagicalBear · Tue Jul 19, 2011 3:19 pm

just tell me if u protected mina

PookyTheMagicalBear · Tue Jul 19, 2011 4:34 pm

i wanna nuke mina but I dont like Hindu

=/

PookyTheMagicalBear · Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:23 pm

hindu u slut

tell me if u r sucking on mina's toes

PookyTheMagicalBear · Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:00 am

is that no you didn't protect her or no you won't tell me?

PookyTheMagicalBear · Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:09 am

if he's scum we alrdy won

if he's town he should tell me the truth

PookyTheMagicalBear · Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:10 pm

stop trying to make my nuke choice difficult mina =[

PookyTheMagicalBear · Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:42 pm

IS? no wai

PookyTheMagicalBear · Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:51 pm

IS a tru american hero

he cant be euroscum

PookyTheMagicalBear · Fri Jul 22, 2011 8:07 pm

ok

its friday

im really drunk

i just want to say to you hindu

fuck you u totally useless euro sympathizer noob you could've at least told me if you protected mina.

ps you guys are still all wrong, mina is still ther last scum

im nuking her

for the glory

If you really protected mina, um

go screw yourself

nuke Mina

PookyTheMagicalBear · Fri Jul 22, 2011 8:08 pm

if that faggot nboobsack of shit hindu really saved mina's european ass from being destroyed pls nuke her tommorrow

her antics of "interrogating" LLD are the most drawn out fake crap ever imagined.

just dont let her get away with winning. her and her fucking cult of mina worshippers

PookyTheMagicalBear · Fri Jul 22, 2011 8:10 pm

her interaction with hez and LLD r both so faked

if i was her and geinuinel believe that stuff i would press nuke right away

instead she comes up with convluolted drawn out lurker crap

whatever i did my american duty

peace out

PookyTheMagicalBear · Fri Jul 22, 2011 8:12 pm

mina just suiicde pls

if u win by crappy hindu prot is not real win anyway

PookyTheMagicalBear · Tue Jul 26, 2011 5:11 am

I'm American u big noob

PookyTheMagicalBear · Tue Jul 26, 2011 5:17 am

Lynching me is beyond stupid right now. I would've fired my nuke if I was scum

PookyTheMagicalBear · Tue Jul 26, 2011 5:30 am

My nuke silo is based where they signed the declaration of independence. If u lynch me it will be where freedom dies. Btw that's in Pennsylvania for you euroscum who don't know a damn thing about america

PookyTheMagicalBear · Tue Jul 26, 2011 5:42 am

About the same as if he was town. He clearly doesn't know what a fail safe does

PookyTheMagicalBear · Tue Jul 26, 2011 5:44 am

Lol gorilla. U think Dana knows what a failsafe does?

PookyTheMagicalBear · Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:45 am

you're not scum just messing with me right inhim?

PookyTheMagicalBear · Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:45 am

well my mina read was no good and she was like the last person I had pegged down as possibly scum

PookyTheMagicalBear · Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:46 am

I got a grocery list of reasons for why Gorilla and Hezlucky are town, Hez has been playing as if he just wants someone to off him and Gorilla seems like there's no way he could be scum given his interactions.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:48 am

Between the two of them, I'd say it's more likely for Hez to be scum because he's the only person that I think would've off'ed IS because it was pretty clear end of day yesterday that IS was going to fire a nuke at Hez and that would only help a scumbag win, so shooting up IS kind of makes sense from a Hez perspective and not really from a gorilla perspective

PookyTheMagicalBear · Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:52 am

wait fuck i just realized something -> If Gorilla is scum ->

If Gorilla kills Pooky or Dana then IS and Hez kill each other, leads to Dana or Pooky and Gorilla left alive, then Pooky or Dana nuke Gorilla and thus Gorilla loses/ So it makes just as much sense for Gorilla to bomb IS

PookyTheMagicalBear · Tue Jul 26, 2011 12:01 pm

Assume it's Gorilla scum and look at it from his point of view:

Inhim/Mina are done for so it's just him IS Hez Dana and me. Now if he doesn't kill IS, IS will nuke Hez and they will both die.

if Gorilla kills me, then IS kills Hez, there's only Dana and Gorilla alive, so obviously dana is going to nuke Gorilla

if Gorilla kills Dana, then IS kills Hez, there's only me and Gorilla alive, so obviously I would nuke Gorilla

The only way Gorilla gets out of this situation is to bomb IS so he can't make it a 1v1 situation that Gorilla would lose.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Tue Jul 26, 2011 12:04 pm

re-reading gorilla now over dinner

PookyTheMagicalBear · Tue Jul 26, 2011 12:19 pm

why Hez over Gorilla? need ur insights

PookyTheMagicalBear · Tue Jul 26, 2011 12:20 pm

im actually leaning towards Hez now cuz after rereading Gorilla, i dont think he would've thought it out

PookyTheMagicalBear · Tue Jul 26, 2011 12:20 pm

hez come here and say something to convince me pls

PookyTheMagicalBear · Tue Jul 26, 2011 1:00 pm

thats really ballsy

PookyTheMagicalBear · Wed Jul 27, 2011 12:20 am

Not gonNa rush this. Anything u guys have to say about your innocence or the other persons guilt is good. I will be terracing most of the game now.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Wed Jul 27, 2011 12:22 am

Re reading not terracing lol. I'm gonna have some questions so pls be inhale to answer and don't disappear pls

PookyTheMagicalBear · Wed Jul 27, 2011 1:23 pm

Ur really dumb if u think I would prefer terrorist win to town win. Whats the point of that? I'm at work and rereading. the entire game print out. I know I might've been gung-ho but that ain't gonna happen now.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Wed Jul 27, 2011 2:12 pm

HezLucky wrote:
Swift Justice wrote:(Equinox)

Quite cheeky there, HezLucky.
Gammagooey has already confessed to being scum.
There is no way you could have missed this, even if you were just flipping through Gammagooey's YouTube spam like a robot reads dissertations; gorilla posted party-related spam earlier, and not even the most inattentive player would have missed the link between that and Gammagooey's spam.

Explains why I just reread the last chunk of his ISO and the best I can come up with is gamma being cheeky as fuck.

I suspect the only reason you think I'm not scum hunting is because I called you scum yesterday. Cute, man. We're also confirmed town, so try again, and make sure your reads don't suck lest someone else accuse you of making fake reads.
. I can't see hexagon making this post

How are you confirmed town? If you were confirmed town, a nuke would have been recalled on you or you would have been either dead or modkilled. (or does this hinge on gamma being scum?)

PookyTheMagicalBear · Wed Jul 27, 2011 2:13 pm

I can't see hez scum making this post

PookyTheMagicalBear · Wed Jul 27, 2011 2:27 pm

HezLucky wrote:I'm going to take this moment to read over the original DEFCON as well as DEFCON 2.0 so I can get a better idea of what's going on. Is there anything I should know about those games that differs greatly from this one?

Did you do this?

PookyTheMagicalBear · Wed Jul 27, 2011 2:32 pm

HezLucky wrote:Suddenly nuking SpyreX is anti-town? Even though he is the scummiest person in this game by far?

I'm more calm now than I was yesterday. And then I read this thread. If I am lynched this game and I do not feel it's because people think I am scum, I will definitely be getting my revenge.

This ultimately comes down to a f*#%#*% old boys club. If SpyreX or someone else more well known had said "I want to nuke so and so and I'm doing so for sure" nobody would bat an eye. I am very very very angry right now.

I can't see hezscum making this post either

PookyTheMagicalBear · Thu Jul 28, 2011 3:10 pm

gorilla wrote:Well, this was an entertaining game to read, can't say I felt like I did much, though.

This is true

lol

PookyTheMagicalBear · Thu Jul 28, 2011 3:12 pm

well

according to everyone still around u basically did nothing and tried to stay in the shadows/survive based on your interaction with LLD... is that about right?

PookyTheMagicalBear · Thu Jul 28, 2011 3:12 pm

Dana, feel free to jump in here and say something if you want.. time is running out

PookyTheMagicalBear · Thu Jul 28, 2011 3:17 pm

All of America rests on my little shoulders. This feels kind of surreal

PookyTheMagicalBear · Thu Jul 28, 2011 3:20 pm

I'm about 85% towards killing Gorilla over Hez.

I'm gonna go to bed and make a decision some time tommorrow. Let me know if you guys think of anything else I should think about.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Thu Jul 28, 2011 3:25 pm

Basically guys, I'm going to be picking which of you two wins the game tommorrow. And I'm going to look like an idiot and have to eat my words earlier about crushing euroscumbags if I make the wrong choice here... I don't want that to happen. So Gorilla, the basic crux of your argument of "why I should pick you to survive" is "I'm not good enough to fake this" and "my interaction with LLD rules me out as scum" . Niether of these reasons are particularly good because 1) Letting someone win because they are "bad" is kind of stupid and 2) Saying any particular "setup" is impossible is kind of dumb... All of what Hez has said about you above seems to be correct. You didn't really scumhunt, you kinda coasted, you kind of tried to hide in the background. All things that I would suspect a scumbag of doing to try to hide for an endgame win, whereas Hez played his balls out... something I wouldn't expect the last scumbag to do considering how the other 4 scumbags played.

So you have until now to tommorrow night to convince me I'm wrong... You could also of course save me the trouble by just admitting your euro-guilt and we can like maybe forgive you for being born French. We know all you wanted to do was hide in the corner and wave your little white flag, you never really wanted to hurt anyone...

PookyTheMagicalBear · Thu Jul 28, 2011 5:44 pm

I didn't say anything about apologizing. Why would you accuse hez of ate while talking about crying American tears?

PookyTheMagicalBear · Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:36 am

Woke up. Had a nightmare about the debt ceiling and this game. President hezlucky kept screaming at all these countries that he wasn't going to pay his debts and they could come nuke him if they want.

One question hez, if the crux of your case is that gorilla hasn't hunted scum which a townie should have and tried to hide and not stand out to not attract attention. Then why did you have me killed over him? I've been hard on hunting scum. I piss people off. I actually nuked a baddie. So why did u think gorilla was more likely scum than me?

PookyTheMagicalBear · Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:52 am

Oh wow this just got a lot harder. I'll probably abuse alcohol at dinner while making this decision...

PookyTheMagicalBear · Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:53 am

HezLucky wrote:bro quit it you're scum.

Pooky had this game won however many hours ago when he decided to nuke you. Let's see if he changes his mind and likes losing instead.

I don't like the tone of this post

PookyTheMagicalBear · Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:55 am

gorilla wrote:fuck it i'm going to quote this one more time because it deserves to be quoted twice

Lady Lambdadelta wrote:I actually am not comfortable with the amount of people who are willing to just pile onto Hez. Feels like the Europeans might be driving this.

I'm much more partial to a Gorilla lynch at this point.

Wow. I actually think you're more likely town just cuz u quoted her twice.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Fri Jul 29, 2011 9:35 am

Stop calling me a failure if I get this wrong.

. You've been wrong all fucking game and I haven't called you a failure

PookyTheMagicalBear · Fri Jul 29, 2011 9:38 am

Another way to defend yourself is to pick failsafe so nobody wants to nuke you. Euros don't have to do nothing. Also your interaction with IS. Would you say you were omgusing him in angryhez mode or scumhunting him?

PookyTheMagicalBear · Fri Jul 29, 2011 9:39 am

Explain to me why u picked fs over silo

PookyTheMagicalBear · Fri Jul 29, 2011 9:40 am

HezLucky wrote:
PookyTheMagicalBear wrote:Stop calling me a failure if I get this wrong. . You've been wrong all fucking game and I haven't called you a failure

My problem is that I've laid out for you the second strongest case (my case on Farside was stronger in Mini 1152) that I've ever laid out in 5 years in Mafiascum.

PLEASE tell me which part of it you don't understand. I understand you are stressed, but to me it is REALLY FUCKING OBVIOUS.

Gorilla can't even respond to my case. It is that strong. Scum have to do this. Gorilla is doing that.

That's your opinion due to bias.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Fri Jul 29, 2011 9:43 am

In case you guys don't know this about me. I am one of the coldest most ruthless analysts on this site. Appeal to emotion doesnt fucking work on me because i have none.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Fri Jul 29, 2011 10:56 am

But why would u pick fs over silo if u are angry about a policy lynch? Fs is useless vs a policy lynch whereas using a silo means u can nuke someone who is trying to lynch you. Also if someone nukes u what's the diff btw retailing with a silo vs retailing with a fs?? It seems you give up your free will for stronger deterrence

PookyTheMagicalBear · Fri Jul 29, 2011 11:46 am

5 beers down. Dizzy a bit. Hex show me where u scumhunted and not the defensive omegas u did to IS when he was nukeless.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Fri Jul 29, 2011 11:48 am

Fuck I hate autocorrect on iPhones.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Fri Jul 29, 2011 11:54 am

Anything. Pls also explain why fs is better than silo other than for avoiding postgame blame

PookyTheMagicalBear · Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:49 pm

I am reading. I am also 7 drinks into dinner with friends. Expect decision b4 deadline. Hez, if u were angry why did u not pick a silo and shoot the people who piss u off. Seems fs is really bad for a townie since u cant choose not to retaliate.

I want u guys to tell me the most protown you've done this game.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Fri Jul 29, 2011 1:01 pm

Ur role is useless and lld got herself killed by her own idiocy

PookyTheMagicalBear · Fri Jul 29, 2011 1:20 pm

Why wouldn't you just pick silo and fire back manually?

PookyTheMagicalBear · Fri Jul 29, 2011 2:19 pm

Gorilla.tell me one reason why I should trust you over hez

PookyTheMagicalBear · Fri Jul 29, 2011 2:19 pm

I'm drunk so don't say anything sync

PookyTheMagicalBear · Fri Jul 29, 2011 2:20 pm

Fuck this shut is so heavy

PookyTheMagicalBear · Fri Jul 29, 2011 2:24 pm

Lld is an idiot tho

PookyTheMagicalBear · Fri Jul 29, 2011 2:26 pm

U nuts if u think I gon let some euro slut tell me who wind