PYP 5: Democracy Ho! (Game)

[Parama]

I STOLE THE STRONGMAN FROM TEH SCUMZ

YEAAAAH BOOOOOIIII

VOTE: RECK

I AM NOT GOING TO USE CAPS ALL GAME THIS POST JUST CALLS FOR IT

[Parama]

Katsuki, I'm disapointed in you. Wheres the reckless bandwagoning?

I think we'd what reckmore bandwagoning in this scenario.

I'll be here all night, folks.
That's a lie.

[Parama]

WANT.

I WANT.

WAAAAANT.

to fly away
to a land beyond my face
to a place beyond the 9 billion 1-shots in this game
saaaaaalaaaaaamiiiiiiii

BTW guys I'm confirmed town so voting me is a scum claim.

[Parama]

You walked into a bar.

You now have a concussion.

[Parama]

After we're done wagoning Reck, sure.

[Parama]

unvote, vote: Nocmen

This vote will not move until Nocmen is dead.

[Parama]

Nocmen is voting confirmed town.
He dies.

[Parama]

OKAY
I EXPECT
10 PAGES
WHEN I WAKE UP
IN 7 HOURS

DO NOT DISAPPOINT ME

[Parama]

Care for some Hoopla, my dear wine? Mmhhmmm. *sips*

[Parama]

unvote, vote: Maruchan

I AM A CONFIRMED LIAR
LYNCH ALL LIARS
I SAID I WOULDN'T CHANGE MY VOTE
BUT IT DID
EHEHEHEHE

[Parama]

DON'T WORRY FATE I KNOW HOW THIS WORKS
I LET YOU BUS A BUDDY D1
THEN I VIG YOU N1

EVERYONE
WINS

[Parama]

Vifam is the resident professional EpicMafia troll and for that I respect him.
I mean, I have a degree in it, but he's got a doctorate. I wish I could be as cool as Vifam.

[Parama]

I have the dayvig.
Stop gambiting.

Kill: Maruchan

[Parama]

The only logical reason a Maruvig would shoot Fate is that he's scum who knows he's going down.
Also, he's not a Maruvig so.

[Parama]

Stop voting for a corpse guuuuys

[Parama]

what are you talking about hoopla

[Parama]

THIS JUST IN:
Every scum put down a 100-point bid to ensure they got the roles they wanted.
And Maru just claimed functional VT.
the number of reasons to lynch him has increased yet again

[Parama]

vote: Maruchan

Everyone who DOESN'T vote Maru in their next post is scum.

[Parama]

We still have the Vanilla Vig, potentially.

[Parama]

Chamber is scum. Cool.

[Parama]

So you're as mentally retarded as DMSIS?

[Parama]

Maru you've given no input whatsoever and instead quick shot the town vig who was already confirmed town... and even with the outcry from your failed dayvig attempt, you went ahead and shot him anyways.
If you're scum, expect to be WOTC'd from every game I play in.
If you're town, expect to be blacklisted by me and many others.

P-EDIT: LOL NOCMEN IS VOTING CONFIRMED TOWN

...AGAIN!

TOMORROWS WAGON IS" NOCMEN!!!!

[Parama]

FTR Nocmen: I am confirmed town because I have the strongman and I claimed it which means scum don't have the strongman. Now cease and desist.

[Parama]

Why the hell is maru still alive

[Parama]

FAIL WHALE IN DA HOUSE!

[Parama]

Maru you've given no input whatsoever and instead quick shot the town vig who was already confirmed town... and even with the outcry from your failed dayvig attempt, you went ahead and shot him anyways.
If you're scum, expect to be WOTC'd from every game I play in.
If you're town, expect to be blacklisted by me and many others.

Maru isn't even reading anymore~

[Parama]

Maru you've given no input whatsoever and instead quick shot the town vig who was considered town by most... and even with the outcry from your failed dayvig attempt, you went ahead and shot him anyways.
If you're scum, expect to be WOTC'd from every game I play in.
If you're town, expect to be blacklisted by me and many others.

Maru isn't even reading anymore~

bluh bluh
guess what, the meaning hasn't changed a bit.

[Parama]

me and fate hate each other most of the time
fate was just obvious town this game. from his first post really.
You're missing the point. You obviously saw the initial reaction to your failvig on Fate... how people said it was stupid. YET YOU STILL SHOT HIM.

[Parama]

You really are one of the worst players to ever grace this site, Maruchan.
You do a disservice to ramen.

[Parama]

SPYSPY: VOTECOUNT PLEASE <3

[Parama]

YOU SHOT SOMEONE
WITHOUT EVEN READING THE THREAD


































































































































THIS POST IS YOUR FAULT.

[Parama]

You're stupider than DMSIS. It's official. We have a new king, folks.

[Parama]

HEY YOU PEOPLE
EVERYTHING IS ONE-SHOT
SO IF YOU USED AN ABILITY LAST NIGHT
CLAIM IT
THANKS

vote: Nocmen

[Parama]

unvote

I want to make sure we're not missing any pivotal night action claimings :/

[Parama]

LOL NOCMEN IS VOTING CONFIRMED TOWN

FTR Nocmen: I am confirmed town because I have the strongman and I claimed it which means scum don't have the strongman. Now cease and desist.

This is why I am vooting Nocmen. Dunno about you guys but.

[Parama]

Reck you fail for not actually checking to see if games you /in'ed for had started. Man up.

[Parama]

So your vote is an OMGUS, basically?

No, I am CONFIRMED TOWN. YOU ARE STUPID.

[Parama]

DX: Claiming strongman nullfies the role, scum or not. Scum motivation there?

[Parama]

DX claim now or get pied.

[Parama]

unvote, vote: DX

Nocmen is still confirmed scum.

[Parama]

Wow, I just skimmed an entire page.
I missed nothing.
Is DX dead yet?

[Parama]

Reck is scum with Sera.

vote: Seraphim

[Parama]

Yeah he is, but so are Sera and Reck.

[Parama]

Reck wasn't even close to being lynched man what.

HAHA guys

premature claims are impossible
all abilities are one-shot
when you use an ability
you claim it the next day
stupid people.

[Parama]

unvote, vote: Seraphim

:O

[Parama]

Thanks to both of you ^^

[Parama]

unvote

Someone vote Sera, I wanna test something.

[Parama]

vote: Seraphim

:O

[Parama]

Raise your hand if you saw that one coming.

*Magister Ludi raises his hand, along with most players in the game*

[Parama]

I self-watched n1. Dunno if it's worth outing what I saw at this time though.
Then again claiming that I self-watched basically tells scum not to fakeclaim an action on me n1 so:
nobody visited me n1.

[Parama]

Parama isn't scum

He's just a dick

[Parama]

I'M NOT THOR STOP CALLING ME THAT

[Parama]

I love that hydra's avatar, kats.

[Parama]

What did you bet on?

[Parama]

because it was one-shot
derpa

[Parama]

vote: Hoopla

[Parama]

I wouldn't put it past Elli to take 2 neighborizers, honestly <_<

[Parama]

Elli is the smartest guy

FTR I spent 33 on Strongman and 33 on Self-Watcher. 33 on something else too. May or may not have gotten that one. And 1 on yet something else.

[Parama]

unvote

[Parama]

vote: Nocmen

oh yeah forgot all about him
he IS confirmed scum after all

[Parama]

LOL NOCMEN IS VOTING CONFIRMED TOWN

FTR Nocmen: I am confirmed town because I have the strongman and I claimed it which means scum don't have the strongman. Now cease and desist.

This is why I am vooting Nocmen. Dunno about you guys but.

[Parama]

Yeah.

[Parama]

Hey Nocmen. What are all my roles?

[Parama]

Roleblocker letter?

[Parama]

Also, why did you rolecop me?

[Parama]

CES is town

[Parama]

A

[Parama]

idid
earlier

well not fully
i guess

33 selfwatcher
33 strongman
33 rba
1 fruit vendor

[Parama]

My bids are amazing. Beautiful, in fact.

[Parama]

join this marathon game you nubs
http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=19129

[Parama]

unvote, vote: Hoopla

lol

[Parama]

I was laughing at hoopla's fakeclaim failing

[Parama]

there is no such thing as overkill in mafia

[Parama]

vote: Nocmen

[Parama]

GIVE ME ANOTHER NIGHT PHASE, SPYSPY.

[Parama]

...and who, pray tell, did you redirect from?

[Parama]

>scum miss two kills
>haven't used my roleblock
>gambitting

[Parama]

vote: Vifam

Her scumlist:
town
town
town
unknown

WELP

[Parama]

Here are my reads in a sliding scale sort of order;

Town:

Reck
implosion
gandalf

Zdenek

(I agree with Seraphim here, that Zdenek/David interaction early looks too natural for it to be a scum/scum conversation. Scum would have to have been very canny to plan such a maneuver.

Magister Ludi

(Neighbouriser/White Mage pick looks like a pretty solid combination. If Juls is scum, then Ludi isn't, but if Juls is town then their partnership together is probably town/town)

Neutral:

Juls

(Thought she was pretty town, but I can't shake the possibility this is some epic scum gambit that's playing out that I can figure out)

Parama

(Strongman pick is kinda town the way he claimed it, but I'm not 100% sold)

Elli

(I want to believe he is town since he picked 3 neighbourisers, but he's done this before as scum, and I'm still paranoid about him. At times he gives me good vibes though)

Vifam

(hasn't done much, but is scummier than everyone above him and by PoE slightly scummy - it's what happens when everyone else is town)

CES

(same as above, though slightly scummier since chamber died with suspicion on CES)

Scummy:

Katsuki

(Done nothing, scummy opening post Day 2, PoE)

Nocmen

(explained mostly in my wagon analysis post. It makes too much sense)

HMM
WHICH PLAYER MOVED UP TO NEUTRAL FROM SCUM ON HER SLIDING SCALE SINCE THE LIST FROM THE QT?

[Parama]

one more to hammer

[Parama]

vote: Zdenek

c'mon

let's lynch scum so I can roleblock-cop someone.

[Parama]

unvote, vote: Elli

actually lynch this dude first

he has yet to vote in this game for starters.
and has yet to scumhunt at all.
at all.

AT

AALLLLL.

he only posted Hoopla's read list because of neighbor-spy probably.

[Parama]

NO

YOU DUMB

****S

LYNCH THE GODDAMN ELLI

HE IS

THE GODDAMN

REDFLIPPIN' DUDE

[Parama]

VOTE ELLI THEN

[Parama]

FARADY DON'T YOU DARE SHEEP CES

he's probably town

but your slot is confirmed town or something from what I've been hearing

NOW READ ELLI'S ISO
THEN VOTE HIM

thanks <3

[Parama]

Sure CES. Sure.

[Parama]

Oh btw

Scum win <3

ilu all

[Parama]

wait who were the doctors again? I forgot.

[Parama]

No I'm torlling.
I asked who the doctor was, silly, and I have strongman so that wouldn't matter.

[Parama]

Brighton rock, LAMB IT!

[Parama]

why the hell did we lynch vifam btw?

vifam was conf. town

[Parama]

vote: Vifam

Her scumlist:
town
town
town
unknown

WELP

GOD I'M STUPID

[Parama]

A new young wizard has been born...

Congrats dude :3

[Parama]

WITCH
I MEAN WITCH

/should read

[Parama]

Girls rule, boys drool.

sexists

[Parama]

So wait, Juls and Ludi are the two "confirmed" players right?

...
welp

[Parama]

Y'know what.
What the hell is up with this game.

[Parama]

gandalf's votes consist of every lynch wagon except DX. Oh and his RVS or whatnot.
Elli's votes are completely non-existent. Note: I'mma meta it up here but this is basically exactly how Elli played in TVTropes, in which he was scum.

[Parama]

So wait Juls did you redirect the kill to CES or something last night?

[Parama]

WAAAAAIT HOLD UP

I targeted implosion with the White Mage ability last night.

I used my weak doctor ability on him. Night Two.

Nobody caught this earlier?
The first post is on D3, ftr. Ludi says White Mage first time and Weak Doctor second time.

HMMMM.

67 Weak Doctor
33 Neighbor A

How does one get that mixed up anyways? He didn't bet on it, apparently.

I don't really understand the why and how of how this got messed up
or why you didn't say anything on D3 after this claim, Juls... since you did post. HMM.

[Parama]

mmk

and you expect me to read? :/

[Parama]

okay I'mma just do this then

vote: Elli

because screw whatever CES was talking about, IDGAF, he was wrong and stuff.

[Parama]

Oh yay, did we just mislynch again?

I blame Juls ^^

[Parama]

Me and Hoopla have shared an alignment in every game we've played together.

[Parama]

Stop torlling me, Faradie.

[Parama]

I didn't think Zdenek was scum don't blame me.

Elli being scum seemed obvious for a while though
Except he isn't.

[Parama]

Hangman tiem!

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NO:
M

[Parama]

DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER

[Parama]

Gandalf is claiming scum with Farady.

So... yeah.
JULS YOU SHOULD'VE LET ME LYNCH FARADY

I WANTED TO

BUT YOU WERE LIKE "NOPE"

[Parama]

That's a really convoluted fun fact.

[Parama]

Anyways, everyone knows town lost because of Maruchan anyways. Really.

[Parama]

Kill: Fate

Well he deserved it.

[Parama]

[Parama]

I am a ninja.

[Parama]

You'll never be as bad as Maruchan, Juls! Don't leave us! :<

[Parama]

FARADY CAN YOU STOP BEING SCUM NOW? I'LL BE SCUM IN YOUR PLACE!

[Parama]

Everyone sucks at mafia y'know!

...except a miniscule number of people who are actually good at the game.

[Parama]

It wouldn't be a true farady performance without the posting from an alt ^^

[Parama]

I didn't push the Zdenek one. DON'T BLAME ME FOR THAT CRAP.

[Parama]

I'd love to know why we lynched Zdenek
Elli was still a better lynch and I wouldn't have pushed a Zdenek lynch at LyLo soooo

[Parama]

Don't worry Maruchan, I know it's hard when all players on the site simulataneously blacklist you.

[Parama]

Blacklist thread =/= all blacklistings ever.

[Parama]

Farady didn't play in the game with you, he doesn't count.
Neither did Reck, technically.

Anyways, don't think people will forget your play this game <_<

[Parama]

I was just correcting you.

Also yes, I hate you. You ruined this game.

[Parama]

Farady =/= Magister Ludi

[Parama]

OH GOD NO

YOU ARE NO LONGER FARADY

NOW YOU ARE

FRARDAY

[Parama]

Eww, Sera, that's disgusting

[Parama]

What of it?

[Parama]

SO'S YOUR MOM LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOKLOOLOL:KLYHGKTYDRKJIU%JTYK<L>

[Parama]

Maru, you shot Fate EVEN AFTER PEOPLE YELLED AND SCREAMED AT YOU FOR THE VIG THAT DIDN'T WORK.

[Parama]

Did he try to claim at all after my first afield vig shot? no.

responding to this. kinda.