Video Game UPick Mafia (Game Over)

[kuribo]

also, force unleashed is a REALLY shitty game

[kuribo]

Where do you get that MoI saying I'm town makes me scum?

when did i say that?

i said that i had suspicions that you were scum, but every time i expressed them, MoI claimed you were so fucking townie and that LLD was so fucking scum

what i'm saying is that he's not here anymore to stop me from looking into your behavior and claims.

[kuribo]

Can we keep talking about stuff?

If Force Unleashed is so crappy, what's a good game in your opinion?

And Force Unleashed isn't that bad. The second one is ass, though.

A good game? Alpha Protocol. Super Mario Brothers 1. Max Payne. Saint's Row 2. GTA: SA. Serious Sam. Doom. Doom II. I've put like 60 hours into The Binding of Isaac.

Eh, I have to leave to attend a staff meeting soon, but don't worry, my vote remains uncast until I sort this shit out in my head.

[kuribo]

isn't it an active ability?

help me out here, you know I haven't played here inyears

[kuribo]

Why Frost? Why not Wrath?

[kuribo]

raise your hand if you think that sounds like smug-ass scummy rules lawyering


"no no, you see, our implausible scenario makes us town because here's a rule!"

[kuribo]

I've got to trust Spyrex here. I've been back and forth about it a lot (Obviously), while I may not agree with his play, the dots line up. I'm about to vote Ray after a few quick ISO read throughs.

You do understand that that means Ray is scum...


and it also means you're scum, since I know damn well I'm not.





way to claim scum, dumbass

[kuribo]

and here's the really funny thing

in your haste to try and come up with stupid roleblock stuff and your hilarious bussing one another just now...


you forgot to even PRETEND like either of you think i'm scum


kinda an important step


@SpyreX-- Tell you what, you lynch Wrathchild first so that I know he's not your scumbuddy, then we'll beat the fuck out of Frost in the morning for fabulous prizes and the adulation of the women

[kuribo]

Vote: Wrathchild

[kuribo]

@SpyreX-- Tell you what, you lynch Wrathchild first so that I know he's not your scumbuddy, then we'll beat the fuck out of Frost in the morning for fabulous prizes and the adulation of the women

Seriously, SpyreX, if you're telling me the truth, you fucking owe me this one, and you know it. From your point of view--- Ray first? Wrath first? If you're town, it doesn't matter as long as we lynch scum.

But I gotta be sure, man, cause I'm dead tonight either way. So toss your vote on the guy with the retarded claim, and let's see what happens when we string his scummy ass. GIVE ME THIS.

[kuribo]

funny how that shut you guys up

[kuribo]

god, how bad is it when your scumteam gets outsmarted by me?


bahahahahahahahaha

[kuribo]

Hey I'm off work and mostly V/LA on the weekends. Are you telling me you don't think I'm considering you scum? Hell yes, I'm considering you scum, but I'm working on Ray a bit first because, as I said earlier, he is scum in both my scenerios, you only in one.

too fucking late, scum

[kuribo]

see, wrath, one thing you wouldn't know about me is that in almost 30 games... I've only been mislynched as town twice. and one of those was when i replaced into a slot that was screwed and got hammered almost immediately upon my joning.

you know why i don't get mislynched, wrath?

it's because I curbstomp the scum that try it and they have no choice but to NK me

you're just another dumbass scum that fucked with the wrong bull.

Now put your fucking mouth on the curb and say goodnight.

[kuribo]

The likelihood of you being scum is roughly equivalent to me as the likelihood of my being town.

So... you think I'm town....

but the likelihood of me being scum is equivalent to the likelihood of you being town

but if you don't think i'm likely to be scum, then you don't think you're likely to be town?



it's no fun when you just flat out SAY you're scum.

[kuribo]

god damn right you did scum

[kuribo]

suuuuure

it's okay man, just step into the noose.

see, town would have at least been annoyed with my pointing out that slip. "that isn't what I meant and you know it." and so on.

you on the other hand didn't explain yourself until after your ohshit post

[kuribo]

okay, you clown molesters may trust spy implicitly, but I don't. And he knows why.

this is why I want him to string wrath first, and ray second. If spyspy is telling the truth, both wrath and ray are scum, and it won't matter who goes first from his perspective.

but he voted ray.

why?

I want spyrex to come here and fucking show me that him and wrath aren't scumbuddies.

of course, if he is scum, and his partner is one of his confirmed lurkers, we've already lost anyway since the other three of us are all "oh yeah spy's legit"

[kuribo]

you know what? Fuck that, I don't even need spyrex to prove himseld.

at the time of massclaim, he didn't need to bus maxous. If we're at mylo now, then we were before the maxous lynch. There are about a billion other ways he could have played it and not strung max up. Why would he have extended the game by a day and given his buddies a chance to fuck it up? Especially when if he's scum, his endgame was in sight, and a damn load easier than bussing maxous.

let's put this game on ice and lynch these scumfucks

Unvote
Vote: RayFrost

[kuribo]

Seriously look at my claim versus rays. I've have confirmed my vigness and ray failed to confirm his role.

by the way, when this comes up tomorrow, just remember that we had JOATs whose actions were unaccounted that night.

just cause they're dead and can't say one of them shot dram, doesn't mean wrath did the shooting

[kuribo]

KURIBO

ARE

YOU

FUCKING

KIDDING ME

what can I say, man? I can't read SpyreX for shit.

Clearly I need to start thirsting for the blood of my bro since this is twice he's burned me.

But come on! Look at the shit that Wrath and Frost posted! They both admitted to being scum from my viewpoint!

"I think kuribo is town, and I also trust SpyreX" What the hell was that? I take my share in the blame for this disaster and letting SpyreX break my heart A-fucking-GAIN! But there is no god damn way I was alone in this.

Hell, even if I hadn't hammered Frost, Kdowns would have once Sera cast the L-1.

[kuribo]

EVEN IF YOU DERPS LYNCHED SPY, FINDING HIS BUDDY WOULDA BEEN FLIPPING A FUCKING COIN

that was exactly my dilemma, too. in fact, I was so fucking sure it was Wrathchild just because his only defense was "LOOK HOW FUCKING TOWN I AM"

And there's no way I woulda lynched Kdowns over Sera anyway.

[kuribo]

I blame kurbio for being such an aggressive dumbshit about how obvtown I was. That's the problem with mafiascum. Most people think new = dumb. You get guys like kurbio every game that think since a player has 3 games under belt here that they don't know what they're talking about. Mups.I was really looking forward to fucking his sister.

oh shut the fuck up with that shit, "OH LOOK AT ME I'M SO FUCKING TOWN."

THAT'S NOT A FUCKING DEFENSE


and i don't even have a sister.

[kuribo]

And I totally shoulda listened to Fate. That nagging fucking feeling in the back of my head that Spyspy was scum, and seeing Fate flat-out say it. deep down I knew this man spoke the fucking truth, and I let Spyscum slip through my fucking fingers again.

[kuribo]

I blame kurbio for being such an aggressive dumbshit about how obvtown I was. That's the problem with mafiascum. Most people think new = dumb. You get guys like kurbio every game that think since a player has 3 games under belt here that they don't know what they're talking about. Mups.

I was really looking forward to fucking his sister.

and, also, just so we're always and forever clear:

i never had any fucking idea how much experience you had on the site or how many games you'd been in or any of that other crap

[kuribo]

Problem was that it was fucking obvious.

Now that I've decided I'm gonna trust spyrex that makes the clear lynch choice ray for sure.

Now that I've decided I'm gonna trust spyrex that makes the clear lynch choice ray for sure.

Now that I've decided I'm gonna trust spyrex that makes the clear lynch choice ray for sure.

Now that I've decided I'm gonna trust spyrex that makes the clear lynch choice ray for sure.

Now that I've decided I'm gonna trust spyrex that makes the clear lynch choice ray for sure.

you're in the same fucking boat as me, dummy

at least i'm man enough to admit when i fuck up

[kuribo]

god dammit, and i shoulda fucking known that picking off the stronger players and leaving the town with lurkers was straight out of the spyrex fucking book of scum

[kuribo]

oh, irony of ironies in the dead QT: MoI calling me an idiot after he ran LLD up the flagpole



gg dummy

[kuribo]

I never thought for a second that fate had protected kdowns on Night 4, btw

who the fuck would have tried to kill him?

[kuribo]

kurbio

oh and btw, you don't get to call people dumb when you can't even spell their fucking names properly

[kuribo]

also, Seraphim, you shouldn't half ass a game just because you're a miller

i mean

i was TONY FUCKING HAWK

from TONY HAWK PRO SKATER 2.


(fuck you scott brosius)

[kuribo]

the character list in this game was like a god damn XBox bonanza

[kuribo]

kuribo: My god you are an asshole, and really narrow minded. I don't like that you go into games with BROS and trust them till the end and alternately pick people like me to rage on no matter what happens/ed.

Except I didn't trust SpyreX to the end, just that it got to a point where the two of you said you trusted him. I mean, again, look at some of the things you guys posted. In the end, it got to the point where I had to do SOMETHING, since both of you were all "I trust SpyreX" and especially with Ray believing both me AND SpyreX. (Which, as I said, would actually make him scum) If you can't clearly see why I would think you were scum in that endgame, well then I don't think there's much I can tell you that will help improve your play. Learn your lesson the first time around like I should have the first time, and know that SpyreX-scum is to be feared.

So from your point of view, I'm "narrow minded" for tunnelling on you. From my point of view, I'm attacking obvious scum. And you can say all you want that your actions on the Hiraki wagon and whatever should have confirmed you--- but once it gets to the point where you yourself are the one pointing it out? It's useless to me. I've seen scum do some fucked up shit in order to get town points.

And again, stop with that crap about picking on a newbie. I don't pay attention to regdates, I don't know or care how many games you've been in.

Maxous played really well in the "Hi Im scum but you won't lynch me till LyLo" aspect, which I suppose is good if you're a scum PR

the case I laid out on Maxous the day of his lynch was a thing of beauty and backed him into the corner from which there could never be escape. even reading the dead QT and scum QTs, you can see they didn't go into that day expecting to lose anyone, but you and I we made them give us his blood, and it was fucking glorious.

[kuribo]

THERE IS NEVER PROOF THAT ANYONE IS FUCKING TOWN AS LONG AS THEY ARE ALIVE

YOU


FUCKING


HAD


NOTHING


NOTHING WHATSOFUCKING EVER


GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND UNDERSTAND THAT FOR YOUR OWN GOD DAMN GOOD IN FUTURE PLAY

[kuribo]

Your entire "proof" was that some guy was dead and that you were one of the first aboard the Hiraki wagon.

NONE OF THAT MEANS A FUCKING THING.

[kuribo]

For example, it's a lot easier to give someone a cool role from a game like Starcraft than it is to give one from a game like Tony Hawk's Pro Skater.

Yeah, I know. I just like busting Scott Brosius' balls about needing to be more imaginative.

[kuribo]

again, solid play on the LLD lynch

[kuribo]

and how is what I did any different from you defending ray and wrath? Two guys whose alignment you couldn't have known, even going so far as to threaten people that dared question them

that is really stupid townplay, stifling conversation like that, and LLD was right about your best newbie title

[kuribo]

defending people that turn out at the end to be town without being confirmed by your own role does not make you good at mafia

neither does "attacking less town" because unless you're willing to cast a wide net, you will let scum slip through

and you died earlier than me because spyrex was trying to pin it on fate

not only did you give spyrex a pass, you lynched obvtown LLD instead

[kuribo]

Top Pool -

Spyrex, Kdowns, Maxous,

Seraphim, Rayfrost Middle pool - Ant, Wrath, LLDBottom Pool - kuribo, Fate

And for the records - this is why I don't give a flying fuck when I see people go "Mafia isn't math". I've highlighted the scum in that post I made.

oh please, you highlighted one post where you named the scumteam in a pool of five. You also thought fate and I were scum in the dead qt. I guess a stopped clock really can be right twice a day

[kuribo]

wrath was not obvtown, you stupid fuck. And I never said LLD was confirmed town, just that you were an idiot for lynching herm and I damn sure didn't threaten anybody for suspecting her.

every fucking bit of wraths defense was "BUT I'm SO TOWN" and whining if anyone dared suspect him.

you weren't good town, you're an overrated dumbass with his head so far up his rear end, he eats his own feces for lunch

let me be clear, if I traded you for a bucket of shit, I'd have to give the bucket back

[kuribo]

anyway mags, we could go on like this forever, you calling me an aggressive asshole and me calling you a pompous windbag. But how about we just agree to vig one another next time I replace into a game you're in?

[kuribo]

sorry, stupid, I don't get mislynched as town, look it up

[kuribo]

jesus fucking christ, this shit again?

[kuribo]

But at the time he defends them, he doesn't know their alignment. He's ordering people to back off, just based on the confidence of his own read.

And, for that matter, until he himself is dead, as an observer, I can't know his motivation for defending them.

How the fuck is it pro-town to say, "No, this guy is town, stop questioning him?"

[kuribo]

We're arguing apples and oranges here.

Keep barking up that tree that Wrath isn%u2019t Town and we%u2019re going to have to take you to the Dog-pound to be neutered %u2026

come the fuck on and look me in the eye and tell me that shit like that helps town