Food Fight Mafia - WHO OWNS THE SCHOOL???

[Albert B. Rampage]

This game contains all of my favorite players! I look forward to playing with you all

[Albert B. Rampage]

Pulsewidth, he replaced pulsewidth.

[Albert B. Rampage]

I love you too pickem =)

[Albert B. Rampage]

Do we suffer from anorexia if we throw all our food every day ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

I will not be happy until I do this:

Fling a grapefruit at Shadowlurker

Smash a tuna sandwich on SL's face

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[Albert B. Rampage]

Out of game ? Isn't this my first game with you ? I think you were pretty scummy...

[Albert B. Rampage]

Throw a chocolate chip cookie at JDodge

[Albert B. Rampage]

Catapult a chocolate chip cookie at JD

Keep talkin!

[Albert B. Rampage]

sigh...reasoning ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

lol

[Albert B. Rampage]

Yea. I do.

[Albert B. Rampage]

I'm not 100% sure. In fact, I'm just about nearly half sure...but it seems logical when you think of it. I cannot claim to know how you usually play, but the posts I've read thus far seemed a bit scummier than the rest. Kinda stood out to me.

[Albert B. Rampage]

JD for ganging up on Yam, and SL is backing up everything JD says, esp about Yam.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Wait so JDodge giving warning that he is going to fling food at the next person who does shit for no reason and then following up on it is opportunism?

Yamahako is contradicting himself so much it's ridiculous. Looking at Post 224, he cautions against exhausting our food reserves but then says we need to throw our foods. He says we would be leaving ourselves open to Mafia, yet damaging random people isn't leaving us open to mafia?

[Albert B. Rampage]

Your saying that announcing an opportunistic action will stop it from being opportunistic ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

Well, I can see where your coming from better, now. Discouring people is, but I don't think he needed

that

much incentive...and I can see scum backing up this sort of scheme very easily, and Yam as town that just wants to have some chaotic fun - like me.

Yeah I replaced Waar in most his games.

[Albert B. Rampage]

bah the above was poorly written, but in short, I don't think scum would be so carefree, and JD isn't an idiot, he probably knows that Yam is town.

[Albert B. Rampage]

knows that yam is probably town*

well the opposite might be true if he's scum, I guess.

[Albert B. Rampage]

As far as I can see, Yam was the only one doing that.

"Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is."
-- Steve Martin

[Albert B. Rampage]

I understand what your saying, but I can still see what your saying as a facade, you know ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

Jester- unlikely, unless they can't self-vote.

You mean throw food on themselves ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

And the answer is no.

[Albert B. Rampage]

The first throw counts and the second doesn't.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Jester

[Albert B. Rampage]

I think we got that. But thanks for checking in.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Did everybody throw their food yet ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

QFT

Let's kill BM.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Skitzer too.

[Albert B. Rampage]

I will be withholding my food at this time.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Locked and loaded baby, I have a feeling this is going to be good.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Surprise, surprise.

[Albert B. Rampage]

What do gorrad aimee and flameaxe have anything to do with this ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

Tar, what on earth possessed you to claim cop on the back of a single not guilty result? Relying on doc protection seems like a pretty risky strategy here...

QFT, I am still waiting on the punchline of this bad joke.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Is Skruffs food-worthy ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

Deadline approaching fast...

[Albert B. Rampage]

im here and i care, its just the fighting between you two just keeps going and going, and with not much else happening, theres not much to comment on. i still think the battle is pretty silly and most likely between two townies

You seem level-headed, who do you propose we dump our lunches on ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

Stop wasting yer food.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Shove it or Alpha strike him.

[Albert B. Rampage]

All we can do is throw food. Tar has already claimed. Wth are you talking about ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

Kamehameha:

1 x tuna sandwich
1 x grapefruit
3 x chocolate chip cookies

at Fonzie

[Albert B. Rampage]

Tar has an clean history of not making up rubbish unbelievable claims, so I'm going with him. Even though Fonz intellectually bests Tar in every one of their exchange, Fonz can simply be excused as knowing what he's doing from experience, whereas Tar actually has an advantage from having masons, an investigation, etc.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Oh, and since I'm probably at death's door due to Tar's complete braindeadness, and Albert's scumminess, I'd better claim.

I am the fat kid. My role name is cafeteria investigator- basically an SK cop. I can choose a player to target at night, and find out whether that player has been cooking with 'non-traditional' ingredients. (There's no indication of sanity, but since i can only catch one specific scum, I doubt it's an issue). Results in guilty/innocent format.

I have an innocent on Skruffs.

Now, THAT is how a pro-town player claims.

Counter-claim. I do that. That is MY role.

[Albert B. Rampage]

In fact, I can prove it if someone throws a dairy item at me. I will fart it out and give a PR to anyone I choose tomorrow. No lie.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Just for a little light relief

lol pun intended ? Because I am THE fat guy.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Then why did you say "I am THE fat kid" ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

Regardless, I knew you were scum before you claimed.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Cool you're my new fanboys.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Good for you except...Fonz is scum.

[Albert B. Rampage]

no u

[Albert B. Rampage]

Well, I acted upon the obvobv scum that is Fonz. Call that anti-town if you will.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Wow wth are gummy bears ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

AS I'm bored, Albert, and going to die tonight anyway (since annoying as he has been, Tar is still more valuable than I) would you mind explaining why exactly you 'knew' i was scum before I claimed?

The tooth fairy told me. Because I seen you do this before when we were partners. This is your scum-play. I'm not a scientist and can't break down exactly which steps you made that makes you scummy, but I've seen this before. Mafia is an art, anyway.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Actions themselves are not scummy, its the intention behind them and the way they are done that are, mate. I'm offering a mafia internship, I think you would have much to learn if you signed up. I'll get to your Curriculum Vitae when I'm done with this game.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Your argument is the stupidest thing I've ever seen.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Look in the proverbial mirror.

You're too stupid to see the pun I made on his sig. This just goes to show the caliber of people who are attacking me lmao.

[Albert B. Rampage]

That's not a pun, it's a reference. And pardon me for looking at what someone posts rather than what they sign.

Its a pun because his argument is almost as retarded as you are.

[Albert B. Rampage]

You're momma

[Albert B. Rampage]

No I'm not a multi-role. I counter-claimed his flavor.

[Albert B. Rampage]

You can not prove that I've lied, not that I did.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Um, no...my claim doesn't even contradict Fonz's role, because there might be two fat kids. But the way he said it, I am THE fat kid, that's different.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Millie K. Fatinger

[Albert B. Rampage]

Excuse me ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

Bm, did you ever say.you had a meta on me? Didn't you disparage the meta I had on you 'as town'?
Couldn't abr (as scum) 'fake' the town meta of him fake claiming a role? Does he usually push a fake claim to his death as town?

Ooh lots of questions.
1. I think i have a pretty decent meta on you.
2. I dont know what you mean by 'disparage'.
3. Yes, its possible, but seeing as we are dealing with ABR here, i'm pretty sure he isn't that bright, and certainly not that skilled at replicating his play as town. (no offence ABR)
4. I'd go with 'yes' for this.

And yes, i'm quite willing to volunteer for ABR's alleged dairy launch. lol

BM

None taken lol

[Albert B. Rampage]

Fonz - Since I dont think Skruff or BM is todays play, yes I am rather inclined to leave my options a little open on them, but trust me, they will be much more closed come tomorrow.

Wait - I just checked something because of Fonz and it gave me a little thought. Sorry if you guys have been asked before and I missed it but BM and Skruffs, have you two yet claimed your "names"? and if not could you? I am going somewhere with this...

Neither one has claimed at all, nor should they imho. Albert's today's play.

Fonz is scumbag scummy mcscum.

[Albert B. Rampage]

No. Can we please throw all our food on Fonz now ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

Throw your food on Fonz. Deadline hits at the end of today.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Or Gorrad, who has more food piled up on him than Fonz.

[Albert B. Rampage]

There's no time. Just throw your food on one of the top choices(besides me)

[Albert B. Rampage]

Yes. Throw all your food on somebody. Your food will regenerate tomorrow.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Cicero is at the top of my scumlist

[Albert B. Rampage]

Why are you throwing your food on random people ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

Oh. I take it back then.

[Albert B. Rampage]

We should wait on what useful info Tar might have.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Stuff a Tuna Sandwhich in ckillor's face

[Albert B. Rampage]

Ok, BM, I did what you reccomended. I waited a while and reread. Now, honestly, with you clarifying the BB note rules with DGB, as well as a cop clearing both you and Skruffs, I'm willing to believe a lot more that you both are town. ABR, now that Fonz is dead and telling the truth, would you care to elaborate on your claim? The ferocity with which you attacked him, as well as your counterclaim, makes you top of my list now.

Also, it looks like we have two scumgroups (soup and admins), as well as an SK. The SK gave the head injury, the soup boiled then bashed (makes sense that they would kill Fonz. Human flesh is a strange ingrediant.), and the admins fired then expelled. The SK N1 must have failed to get through.

Chuck single gummy bear at ABR.

I'll throw more soon, but I want to see their damage today. Also, on similar lines, maybe the reason for the 100 peas is that, once he's dead, the amount of food will drop dramatically and the rest of the food will do more damage. Just a thought.

I was clearly only following Tar because he looked like he knew wtf he was doing.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Ok, BM, I did what you reccomended. I waited a while and reread. Now, honestly, with you clarifying the BB note rules with DGB, as well as a cop clearing both you and Skruffs, I'm willing to believe a lot more that you both are town. ABR, now that Fonz is dead and telling the truth, would you care to elaborate on your claim? The ferocity with which you attacked him, as well as your counterclaim, makes you top of my list now.

Also, it looks like we have two scumgroups (soup and admins), as well as an SK. The SK gave the head injury, the soup boiled then bashed (makes sense that they would kill Fonz. Human flesh is a strange ingrediant.), and the admins fired then expelled. The SK N1 must have failed to get through.

Chuck single gummy bear at ABR.

I'll throw more soon, but I want to see their damage today. Also, on similar lines, maybe the reason for the 100 peas is that, once he's dead, the amount of food will drop dramatically and the rest of the food will do more damage. Just a thought.

I was clearly only following Tar because he looked like he knew wtf he was doing.

Interresting. I thought you were going after him because y'all had the same flavor. Care to clarify?

I threw my food at him before he claimed.

Tar is a cop/mason, obviously he must know what he is doing.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Forces a grapefruit down ckillor's throat

[Albert B. Rampage]

Claim.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Yes, it would help.

[Albert B. Rampage]

No. I used my ability on Fonz but he died.

[Albert B. Rampage]

ABR:
Why would you try to post restrict a cop when BM had offered to be your test subject?

Who cares, its just a PR.

[Albert B. Rampage]

lol ^

[Albert B. Rampage]

That was funny

[Albert B. Rampage]

I will retaliate you scum bastard. I have food left.

[Albert B. Rampage]

there ?

there ?

there ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

/in, death note is what pulled me to mafiacsum

[Albert B. Rampage]

lol caught me *raises hands*

Heh even our join dates are the same.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Wow, our birthdays are 4 days apart too.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Were you that dude that talked about Death note in Stargate-SG1 mafia ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

Ah yes. You were there in my first game though, when I claimed I'd blow half the town up if I was lynched.

[Albert B. Rampage]

What an immature child he was.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Guys ? Deadline in 3 days.

[Albert B. Rampage]

V/L/A.

[Albert B. Rampage]

This is a boring cafeteria.

[Albert B. Rampage]

I think you're all scum and I'm the last town left.

[Albert B. Rampage]

He's a dumbass, plain and simple.

[Albert B. Rampage]

You got to stop throwing those damn peas, Yam. We both know they are useless.

[Albert B. Rampage]

I'm taking a break from mafiascum, and so request a replacement.