The Odds 2 - liberation

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/in

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just to let you know that I am a bit drunk. so my excuses are in beforehand kay?

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i am practically confirmed. wooo!

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You know what?

I think we should totally ignore the odds. They're just distracting.

you can't ingnore 15% bitches

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I'm going to confirm anyway. so there.


/confirm

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pretty sure we're not in day

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HI JD

HAVE YOU NOTICED I AM ESSENTIALLY CONFIRMED

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Vote: Darox

die scum die.

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unvote, vote: IH

for kidnapping Shanba.

unvote, vote: Elmo

because IH said so.

unvote, vote: MBPikamon

OMGUS.

In that order.

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Vote: CDB

Essentially Confirmed Scum.

unvote, vote: Darox

you can't bury the truth. i am almost 100% confirmed town

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confirm vote: Darox

lynchlynchlynchlynchlynchlynchlynchlynchlynchlynchlynchlynchlynchlynchlynchlynchlynchlynchlynchlynchlynchlynchlynchlynchlynchlynchlynch

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MBP is thinking logically.

This, except for "MBP", read "CDB & IH".

^5 IH, I've missed playing with you.

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ORDER 001

DAROX MUST BE DESTROYED

FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL RESULT IN DESTRUCTION

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

COMPLY

COMPLY

COMPLY

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I am tempted to try lynching unvote, but my determination must not waver. Come on people, Darox dares doubt someone who is nearly 100% mod confirmed. What the hell's that about?

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Nice sleuthing IH. I'm gonna chalk this up as a win in my stats to save time later.

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They're just loonies. Darox is sneakyscum.

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unvote, vote: elmo

IH, with me! We can lynch Darox tomorrow for the win.

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look at him squirm

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Why is everyone being so quick to agree with my elmo vote?

we knew he was scum before your vote. get your facts right

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that you did, and a good vote it was.

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confirm vote: elmo

confirm tomorrow's vote: darox

highly unlikely this will change

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confirm vote: elmo

confirm tomorrow's vote: darox

highly unlikely this will change

chain lynch?

unvote, vote channel

yes, chain lynch

do you not want to lynch scum and win?

FoS: kmd

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IH speaks the truth. those voting for him are morons.

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chain lynch?

unvote, vote channel

Wrong, that's not a lynch dependent on another one, in case you didn't notice. He's willing to lynch one today, and the other tomorrow. Not lynch one in case of X.

But we still shouldn't look ahead like that.
Worry about today first.

if you would prefer to lynch darox today that's fine by me too.

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you heard the fritz.

unvote, vote: darox

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If people were to actually go with set up lynches, scum could call out two townies and say "lynch them both".

I call bullshit.

First of all, how serious do you think that would be? Also, the entire fact that CDB hasn't said that he would lynch X if Y came up Z is my reason. It is, in my mind, as if CDB had said that he thinks person one is scum, and that person two is scummy enough he'd lynch him tomorrow.

Or, indeed, today. i'm not fussy.

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Two more to bury darox.

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Because he's scum. If that isn't enough, he takes things too seriously or some shit like that. Seriously, do you need reasons? Fritz is on board. FRITZ.

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also, deadline.

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1 more bitches.

KMD IS BEHIND THIS LYNCH GUYS

DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE GRAVITY OF THAT STATEMENT OR SOMETHING

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heh. hammer + 'claim please'. a classic.

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PF is stupid.

Just hammered me.

those two things are mutually exclusive.

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I <3 CDB so much, I'd high five him really hard if he were right next to me.

fuck it, I'm coming over there to high five you anyway

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Vote: Elmo

this one is NAILED ON.

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Gimme a break, it is a LONG trip. I'm on my way, wi-fi-ing as I go. No sweat.

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If darox isn't scum, then Elmo just HAS to be scum. You're aware I was happy to lynch Elmo yesterday, right? In which case this should be no surprise to you.

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I don't see anything wrong with 'town lynch beats a no lynch'. It DOES, and considering deadline was upcoming kmd's behaviour was perfectly acceptable. It wasn't suggesting that he knew darox was town, just that he wasn't convinced but it needed to happen.

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I don't see anything wrong with 'town lynch beats a no lynch'. It DOES, and considering deadline was upcoming kmd's behaviour was perfectly acceptable. It wasn't suggesting that he knew darox was town, just that he wasn't convinced but it needed to happen.

Perhaps.

No, not perhaps, there is literally no cause to suspect him for it.

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sorry about disappearing briefly, guys, some moron thought it would be funny to break the fire alarm at 4 am. I am tired and severely pissed off. let's kill elmo.

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Dear mafia,

It is 4 am and I have just been disturbed and frozen by the call of a fire alarm. I desperately need to get some sleep. If you are feeling generous, please nightkill me tonight for mercy's sake. If you don't, I'll play on as normal, but just thought I'd let you know there's a charitable option.

Yours sincerely,

CDB

Where was I? oh yes, lynchlynchlynch.

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just kill him. please.

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NO! NO, FUCK YOU SCUM!

YES, YOU! FUCK YOU!

LET ME SLEEP!

FUCKERS!

Jesus.

now i've got to think of someone to vote for.

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Fuck it, no, I really can't handle any more. I have finally reached Mafia Saturation Point.

Ether, I'm really sorry, but I've got to request replacement (or modkilling, if you so desire). Good luck all.

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= (

<3 CDB

^5 IH