secret shitler IV [9/9] (fascist win!)

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

/in

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MEEEENNNNNNNAAAAAAA

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my body is ready but my mind is not

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libs won 2 out of last 3

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9P hypppppe

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pick me

i will help you re arm germany

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A Kinzhal Hypersonic Missile has a top speed of Mach-10 and is capable of evasive maneuvers en route to target to evade Anti Ballistic Missile Defense Systems.

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The Russian military has deployed a large number of Kinzhal missiles at Chernyakhovsk airbase in Kaliningrad - these missiles can reach Berlin in less than two minutes and hit with an accuracy perimeter of +- 10 meters - reducing the Reichstag into a smoldering ruin before any warning can be given.

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Lukewarm nom me and I will help you pick the correct Fascist policy to begin re-armament

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The Russian Military will begin the invasion of Ukraine anytime now and we must re-arm if we are to have a chance at defending the Fatherland.

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Andante is a heroine of the Fatherland and can definitely be trusted to rearm Germany AWOOOOOOO

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Andante displaying nuanced thought about my alignment whereas Mena acting dumb

Andante - Liberal Mena- Fascist

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

okay but have you considered that I may just be dumb ?

nah you are incredibly smart i have played many games with bigbrain you

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

is pooky

is pooky just outright fasc claiming?

pooky has said he wants to rearm germany every game

i don't remember him openfashing in previous games

in those he was grumpy at not getting to be in government

wow peta pretending he didnt see me rant about re-arming germany just 2 days ago:

viewtopic.php?p=13250900#p13250900

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

peta + mena + ??? + ???

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is pooky

is pooky just outright fasc claiming?

pooky has said he wants to rearm germany every game

i don't remember him openfashing in previous games

in those he was grumpy at not getting to be in government

wow peta pretending he didnt see me rant about re-arming germany just 2 days ago:

viewtopic.php?p=13250900#p13250900

that was pregame tho

this was my first post in the game:

viewtopic.php?p=13251259#p13251259


You were Fash in that game

Now you're pretending you don't remember.

Classic Peta Scum

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okay but you only did it for like a couple posts and then actually got serious

and what part of the game r we in right now sir?

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I think Luke is fascist and the people calling him fascist are also fascist

did you just call yourself a fascist

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i got distracted by work

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its ok im here now

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Mena is always scum here

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

peta is always scum with mena

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

some desperate theatre going on

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pooky are you even trying this game

imagine thinking I'd need to try to catch you

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i don't do dumb cheeky shit like that

peta

that's literally like

your scum MO

DESPERATE LOL

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

peta the only way you can fool me is if you play on an alt and pretend to be some kind of elf archer

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I could convict you in a court for doing cheeky shit while scum

this court finds you guilty!

of nothing.

the sentence is death.

is this chained distancing?

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pooky is doing the typical thing where he no-effort trolls as scum and doesn't pretend to be useful at all

peta scum absolutely malding rn

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this is the third gov right?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i suck at counting someone tell me

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ok i voted yes

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

3F at 3/8 is 34% p-value

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Andy is transparently Liberal

Peta still a scumbag

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

gonna step away for a sec to make coffee

cracking under the pressure he needs caffeine to calm his shattered nerves

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

wow Andy

I feel betrayed

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

voting against Pooky is admitting you are a KGB spy

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

you r too pretty to be stalin

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

rc thinks of us as nameless numbers on a list because he hates us

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I think 29 33 is a better play ngl cuz wideouts blitz left is the standard fasc counter play to overload left alpha

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if fasc team is peta cook mena i think it makes sense they go blitz concept zero rather than cover six

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beeboy and pooky are running and neither is campaigning for/against... sus

you should always vote for me Andy

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actually no RC would play a double tango alpha 55 -> 61 / 34 concept here if he was fasc nvm

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

wow

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beeboy and pooky are running and neither is campaigning for/against... sus

you should always vote for me Andy

I did!!! I'll always vote ja for you!!! XD unless you try to throw me under a bus...

Andy you're number 1 in my heart

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i'm voting no to peta no matter who he picks and voting yes to RC

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I can't wait to learn you're hitler here...

Andy I would never do that to you

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the reason not to trust him is because i've played like a million times with pooky and he is postign like he does as scum

nah

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it's useful for me to try and trust you more which is what you're asking for

I don't have an answer to your question outside of thinking that Pooky is probably fascist on every team

there's literally 0 thought in this and I doubt RC believes it

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the reason not to trust him is because i've played like a million times with pooky and he is postign like he does as scum

nah

that's not how you'd respond as lib

nah

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watch this, peta RC is passing Fascist laws. calling it now

andy is an angel

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if god gave me a gun with 4 bullets right now I'd shoot Peta 4 times

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

possibilties are hitty doesn't know and is trying to look good and doesn't want to support pooky or his teammates are distancing

nah

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i knew peta was fasc scum

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peta checking me is a scumclaim

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

peta checking me is a scumclaim

This post looks like a scumclaim

your face is a scumclaim

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im p sure luke is lib cuz peta is caughtscum here

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hes just trying to make luke look bad by association

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

we r waiting for rc to pick a chancellor

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im p sure luke is lib cuz peta is caughtscum here

He is caught scum, and decided to throw out an inno on a reasonably suspected slot?

to make you look bad

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

also what are these random numbers RC is saying?

rc speaks in tongues cuz he doesnt like names

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enchant pick me

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i ja'd for my boy beehomes

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thats my dude

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voting no on pooky is a criminal offense ngl

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i just nom luke here right?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

wait does it even matter

theres no lib cards left in the deck right lol

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

enchant

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wait who do i pick

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

3f

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

why should i inv rc

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

someone other than rc explain it to me

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Expected

well, no, actually, not if everyone was telling the truth, 3F is super unlikely

what a tucking lie

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

peta pretending basic probability doesnt exist holy fuck

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

if someone fucking lied my p value is literally cucking 0

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

rc

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rc is lib

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

if everyone tells truth i get 3f 40% of the time

if any person lied i get 3f 100% of the time

peta scum is lying thru his teeth to shade me

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if everyone tells truth i get 3f 40% of the time

if any person lied i get 3f 100% of the time

peta scum is lying thru his teeth to shade me

yeah that's why i passed the lib government with rc, because i love throwing games

you probly got 2 l and lied to set me up

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ok

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ill vote ja rc votes nein

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i vote no to anything with pp

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ok voting ja then fuck it

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

vote ja for germany

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i knew peta was scum

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

CALLED IT

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

luke is locktown btw

if peta/luke r ff luke just claims 3f

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

luke is locktown btw

if peta/luke r ff luke just claims 3f

LUKE PASS TO RC

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

luke is locktown btw

if peta/luke r ff luke just claims 3f

LUKE PASS TO RC

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

luke is locktown btw

if peta/luke r ff luke just claims 3f

LUKE PASS TO RC

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wait pooky why did you ja that govt

peta autoloses conflict to lukewarm cuz inv

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

if it reaches me i put up luke since i am not stupid obvs

termlimit

i will make luke chancellor

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I will nein any gov with RC in unless you explain what is going on

I'm also neining RC... RC here is not looking pro-liberal at all...

ANDY I INV RC AS LIB

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Mena fasc malding

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

jajajaja

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

rofl peta openwolfing

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

peta = proven scum

peta f-> pooky l -> rc l

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

this game is literally over

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

rc not trusting me just makes him more town

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

rc is strategic mastermind

TRUST IN HIM

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Ok this isn't passing and it was it is I want Luke in the gov

luke is termlimited

he cant join gov until next gov

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

what the fuck

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

im lib

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i almost had a heart attack

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

peta is conf fasc

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i cant helieve what imrwading

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

peta was conf f

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Can fascists honestly just mute like you're just wasting our fucking time at this point

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Well... My turn. Who i should choose? And does it even make sense lol

pick luke

he guiltied peta

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ja wins here 100% of the time

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enchant gypxx and pooky are the team lol

peta is conf scum that makes me conf town

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peta is literally guranteeeeeed scum

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

peta is guranteed scum cuz lukewarm guiltied him and luke is inno according to peta

i am town becuz peta conflicted me

rc is town because i inved rc

rc is double town because he shot confscum peta instead of a townie

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peta is guranteed scum cuz lukewarm guiltied him and luke is inno according to peta

i am town becuz peta conflicted me

rc is town because i inved rc

rc is double town because he shot confscum peta instead of a townie

i dont know how to explain this in simpler ways

scum r malding game is over lets go

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

my only regret is that i didnt get to shoot peta myself

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rc was leading me by the nose lol

same lol

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

there was only 1 L in the deck atp

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u can tel from his sig that hes a gigatryhard