Tom Swifties (again)

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(The other one got moved to Tapper's so I'll post it again here.)

“Pay no attention to those little bugs,” Tom said ignorantly.

“This isn't a poem, it’s just a jingle trying to sell me something,” Tom said adversely.

“My frisbee got stuck on top of that circus building,” Tom said discontently.

[Umlaut]

“We should call out to that evergreen tree,” Tom opined.

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“The stigma I bear as one of the new rich prevents me from winning my true love,” Gatsby said lackadaisically.

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“Hey, you gave the world ‘Illmatic.’ I’ll always have your back,” Tom said nasally.

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“I’ll stop doing sit-ups if you will,” Tom said abstrusely.