ITT we fawn over pretty girls

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #164 (isolation #0) » Sun Mar 15, 2009 6:48 pm

OhGodMyLife wrote:I have a sexy body, as anyone who was at the first incarnation of Yosarian's Beach Bam can attest to.

(Fawn)

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #173 (isolation #1) » Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:51 am

At the same time, though, if a guy doesn't give an opinion on how a girl looks, it's assumed that he thinks they are ugly.

AKA the "Does this make my butt look big?" syndrome.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #197 (isolation #2) » Mon Mar 16, 2009 1:09 pm

Yosarian2 wrote:
Lord Gurgi wrote:At the same time, though, if a guy doesn't give an opinion on how a girl looks, it's assumed that he thinks they are ugly.
Only if the person is really, really insecure.

I'm sorry, did I walk into the wrong thread? We are in a thread about insecurities about insecurity. I think it's a reasonable assumption.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #250 (isolation #3) » Wed Mar 18, 2009 2:57 pm

(dies hair black)

Good thread.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #252 (isolation #4) » Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:14 pm

How did you get that skinny to fat somehow also includes white to black?

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #259 (isolation #5) » Wed Mar 18, 2009 5:04 pm

Captain Jack Harkness. Every day of the week.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #354 (isolation #6) » Fri Mar 20, 2009 9:32 am

populartajo wrote:OMG WE ARE ALL FUCKING RACISTS. LETS DIE IN A FIRE.

White people first?

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #356 (isolation #7) » Fri Mar 20, 2009 9:38 am

shaft.ed wrote:
Lord Gurgi wrote:
populartajo wrote:OMG WE ARE ALL FUCKING RACISTS. LETS DIE IN A FIRE.
White people first?
I thought it was women and children?

Either way, it's me.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #361 (isolation #8) » Fri Mar 20, 2009 9:58 am

shaft.ed wrote:
Lord Gurgi wrote:
shaft.ed wrote:
Lord Gurgi wrote:
populartajo wrote:OMG WE ARE ALL FUCKING RACISTS. LETS DIE IN A FIRE.
White people first?
I thought it was women and children?
Either way, it's me.
Then the plan looks good on paper.

You're going first, woman.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #372 (isolation #9) » Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:21 pm

What do you call it when you absolutely despise the country you're in, but love all others? I got that.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #376 (isolation #10) » Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:30 pm

shaft.ed wrote:
Lord Gurgi wrote:What do you call it when you absolutely despise the country you're in, but love all others? I got that.
Elitist

YES WE CAN!

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #391 (isolation #11) » Fri Mar 20, 2009 6:39 pm

Adel wrote:
Lord Gurgi wrote:What do you call it when you absolutely despise the country you're in, but love all others? I got that.
untraveled

I was the same way until I actually spend two and a half years traveling from country to country and not stepping foot in the States.

I didn't love the US until I left the US.

I love England all the more, every time.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #393 (isolation #12) » Fri Mar 20, 2009 8:11 pm

shaft.ed wrote:
Lord Gurgi wrote:
Adel wrote:
Lord Gurgi wrote:What do you call it when you absolutely despise the country you're in, but love all others? I got that.
untraveled

I was the same way until I actually spend two and a half years traveling from country to country and not stepping foot in the States.

I didn't love the US until I left the US.
I love England all the more, every time.
England, that's just the US with less food options and yellower teeth. To paraphrase Lewis Black, If I'm going to sit on a plane for more than a day, when I get off, people better have the common decency to speak another fucking language.

They don't speak English in my area of the US.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #396 (isolation #13) » Fri Mar 20, 2009 8:38 pm

Herodotus wrote:
Lord Gurgi wrote:What do you call it when you absolutely despise the country you're in, but love all others? I got that.
Depends... Are you in North Korea, Burma, Sudan, or somewhere else?

Since when do those cess pits count as countries?

We measure countries by hot women per capita, dang it. THOSE AREN'T ON THE LIST.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #398 (isolation #14) » Fri Mar 20, 2009 9:02 pm

shaft.ed wrote:
Lord Gurgi wrote:
Herodotus wrote:
Lord Gurgi wrote:What do you call it when you absolutely despise the country you're in, but love all others? I got that.
Depends... Are you in North Korea, Burma, Sudan, or somewhere else?
Since when do those cess pits count as countries?

We measure countries by hot women per capita, dang it. THOSE AREN'T ON THE LIST.
Are you calling North Korean, Burmese and Sudanese women unattractive, cause you might just get a thread chistizing you for saying something like that. Better watch out.

Are the cannibals?

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #421 (isolation #15) » Sun Mar 22, 2009 10:19 am

Big chins and small foreheads look weird on everybody.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #442 (isolation #16) » Sun Mar 22, 2009 3:26 pm

I emphatically agree with Adel.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #445 (isolation #17) » Sun Mar 22, 2009 3:34 pm

Albert B. Rampage wrote:
Adel wrote:I like the myth of the Garden of Eden as a guide for what "the good life" resembles: warm, full of food on the vine, and no threat of violence. The kind of physical stress (which will always lead to injury) necessary for that kind of shape, and psychological stress necessary for the motivation for that kind of physical condition just do not seem healthy to me.
Great way to grow fat and lazy, but not much place for personal fulfillment if you ask me.

How would you like your life: with stress or without stress?

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #447 (isolation #18) » Sun Mar 22, 2009 3:37 pm

Albert B. Rampage wrote:
Physical
stress is good for the soul.

Within reasonable limits. The human body is healthiest with a certain degree of fat. Not a lack thereof.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #450 (isolation #19) » Sun Mar 22, 2009 3:40 pm

Albert B. Rampage wrote:Meh I have a 3.5% bodyfat.

Note: I disagree with Adel's view of the "good life", I agree with everything else.

You're more skeletal than I am.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #454 (isolation #20) » Sun Mar 22, 2009 3:43 pm

Just about everyone thickens with age. It just happens.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #455 (isolation #21) » Sun Mar 22, 2009 3:43 pm

Mirth wrote:Adel, im of the live and let live persuasion when it comes to people doing what they want with their bodies regardless of health risks. I also don't see why reproductive abilities are so sacred when people have no problem giving them up. This can just be bitterness talking though.

Sure, but the issue is that they think that what they are doing to their bodies is

good

.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #457 (isolation #22) » Sun Mar 22, 2009 3:46 pm

Albert B. Rampage wrote:There is nothing good or bad, thinking makes it so.

You're getting pretty bad in my mind.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #461 (isolation #23) » Sun Mar 22, 2009 3:51 pm

Albert B. Rampage wrote:
forbiddanlight wrote:I honestly don't understand why people are so willing to throw away their reproductive capacity.
Wow, who cares. You're just brainwashed by society, there's nothing "special" or "magical" about giving birth. Ask my mother.

This is possibly the most pathetic thing I've ever read.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #470 (isolation #24) » Sun Mar 22, 2009 3:57 pm

Albert B. Rampage wrote:
Adel wrote:
Albert B. Rampage wrote:
forbiddanlight wrote:I honestly don't understand why people are so willing to throw away their reproductive capacity.
Wow, who cares. You're just brainwashed by society, there's nothing "special" or "magical" about giving birth. Ask my mother.
I did. She said that there was nothing "special" or "magical" about
your
birth, but most births are.
Oh surely you would know, since you are barren and childless.

Just take heart in the fact that your mother doesn't hate you because she's a bad person. She hates you because you're a bad person. We all do.

Love Gurgi.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #475 (isolation #25) » Sun Mar 22, 2009 4:00 pm

Albert B. Rampage wrote:crywolf's post wasn't trolling lol

He is the expert Adel, we should listen.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #480 (isolation #26) » Sun Mar 22, 2009 4:03 pm

Seriously. Adel enjoys being trolled. I don't know what you're going to do to her.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #482 (isolation #27) » Sun Mar 22, 2009 4:06 pm

Albert B. Rampage wrote:You're an emotional wreck. Worse, you've been spending most of your life covering your past wounds with layers of self-delusion.

This describes everyone on the planet above the age of two.

EDIT: Except you, of course, because you're brimming with self confidence.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #488 (isolation #28) » Sun Mar 22, 2009 4:12 pm

Adel wrote:
Albert B. Rampage wrote:Gurgi, I've never even heard of you before this thread. But seeing that you are 15 years old, I don't think I would care.
2009-1992= 15?

His mother loves him. Who are you to criticise his math?

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #492 (isolation #29) » Sun Mar 22, 2009 4:16 pm

Albert B. Rampage wrote:
Adel wrote:And no one should be told they can't.
Except ABR lol

Second.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #494 (isolation #30) » Sun Mar 22, 2009 4:17 pm

Why is it okay if she were older?

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #496 (isolation #31) » Sun Mar 22, 2009 4:24 pm

Albert B. Rampage wrote:
Lord Gurgi wrote:Why is it okay if she were older?
Because she would have had a long time to deal with the shock already and come to terms with it.

Have you come to terms with your abortion? I want to know if I can mock you about it yet or not.

Lord Gurgi · Post Post #504 (isolation #32) » Sun Mar 22, 2009 4:35 pm

Kick and scream. Do it.

ITT we fawn over pretty girls

Which is more demeaning?