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Post #2475 (isolation #2) » Tue May 06, 2008 11:37 am
Postby elvis_knits »
Brandi wrote:
zu_Faul wrote:This thread needs moar pictures.
Your wish is my command =D
Ok I was randomly playing with my crappy web cam on MSN and I decided to post some pictures... I had a better web cam previously that I payed 50 bucks for but my brother threw it away =/ I can never show any good expressions when I take the pictures myself because I'm not very photogenic and don't know what to do.... Though when people secretly take pictures of me they always tend to turn out quite nicely =]
Half Smile.
SRS FACE.
Guess What the L Stands for.
O.O; I hate this one.
My room is covered in paper because I like to draw. =]
EDIT:
Decided to include the pic that my avatar came from. It was very very bright at that time and also this is an older house, when I lived in a log cabin. (As you can see the walls are loggy!) =)
You realize the guys will never lynch you now.
Congrats!
And welcome!
We always need more estrogen here.
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Post #2484 (isolation #3) » Tue May 06, 2008 11:51 am
Postby elvis_knits »
Brandi wrote:
zu_Faul wrote:
I think people here are actually already making a fund for you, if you promise to put more pictures up.
Well I could spend all day taking pictures. It'd be fun to have people request things to do in the pictures since I can't think up anything myself.... I would post an older, bigger better picture that was taken with a better webcam but I think its inappropriate because my belly is showing and Im in a skirt... So I wont post that one ^^;
Yeah, because the guys here have no desire to see your belly... or you wearing a skirt...
Do not ask these males for suggestions of what you should "do" or "wear." It can only lead you to into the lucrative world on internet porn.
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"We must be willing to let go of the life we planned so as to have the life that is waiting for us." -Joseph Campbell
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Post #2820 (isolation #7) » Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:37 pm
Postby elvis_knits »
farside22 wrote:Forget a pic of me. How about the latest pic of my little one at 2 months old. Mind you he is 3 months now, but I'm behind in getting pic's.
CUTENESS!!!
He looks worth stretching your vagina to 10 centimeters.
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Post #3495 (isolation #14) » Fri Mar 13, 2009 5:13 am
Postby elvis_knits »
DrippingGoofball wrote:
Thestatusquo wrote:Because they're not.
For the most part, with a very few exceptions, every girl who has ever posted in this thread is at best slightly above average, and most of them are downright unattractive.
Why do you need to hurt their feelings about their physical appearance, something they have no control over? That's really not very nice of you.
Also, kindness, intelligence, compassion, etc., are all human qualities that add essential beauty to a face, but not immediately apparent in a snap shot.
I'm just wondering why Shea doesn't want tajo to tell girls they're beautiful. I feel like Shea is trying to take the moral high ground here, like we shouldn't comment on attractiveness because it's somehow demeaning. Then he goes on to say we're mostly ugly, which is way more insulting.
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Post #3871 (isolation #30) » Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:31 am
Postby elvis_knits »
Actually, I just remembered that I did have a boyfriend that was sort of blonde/red. However, he wasn't good. He did not take direction well. Perhaps it's time to try female redheads.
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Post #3875 (isolation #31) » Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:57 am
Postby elvis_knits »
Mirth I got awesome cargo shorts from H&M, They were L.O.G.G. (Label of Graded Goods). Some of the H&M stuff dies after one trip through the washer but my cargo shorts lasted a few summers.
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Post #4430 (isolation #39) » Fri Jul 03, 2009 7:12 am
Postby elvis_knits »
crywolf20084 wrote:Panzer prob meant 'unkempt' vs 'unkept' ---....and at this point i must stop my train of thought to point out FF thinks unkept isn't a word.
I just thought that blog was brilliant this morning.
Yeah he prob meant unkempt. (Which is a pretty mild and lame insult anyway...)
Unkept is a word though. As in unkept promises.
But if you think about being a "kept woman," it makes being an "unkept woman" sound pretty awesome. I think it's a compliment.
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Post #4605 (isolation #43) » Mon Jul 06, 2009 3:48 am
Postby elvis_knits »
Brandi wrote:
Im only wearing makeup because it was the request of the photographer- (my friends dad) I will be honest- I am drunk in the second picture. Can you tell? I'm also wearing his pants (over my shorts)
Yah, his camera is slightly better than my $20 webcam....
What are you sitting on?
I'm a little concerned that your friend's dad gets you drunk, makes you put on his pants, and then makes you sit in his spanking machine for pics.
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Post #4657 (isolation #48) » Mon Jul 06, 2009 7:45 am
Postby elvis_knits »
Oh no, Brandi.
I'd suggest not going to this guy's house alone or handling any more of his bondage equipment. It may seem innocent to you, but most people do not show their bondage equipment to other people unless they'd like that person involved in some way. Maybe you're right and he's just really oblivious to social mores, but it's best to be careful. At the very least, it might be very awkward for you if he asks you to like, put on his wife's bikini and take a ride in their sex swing.
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Post #4675 (isolation #50) » Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:56 am
Postby elvis_knits »
That's seriously fucked up DGB. Not only was she palpating you for no reason, but you were IN PAIN with an actual medical emergency. Talk about adding insult to injury.
I can't believe forbiddanlight is not online today. Bondage AND lesbians. She's going to be so mad she missed this.
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Post #4680 (isolation #51) » Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:00 pm
Postby elvis_knits »
PoketheAlpaca wrote:
Mirth wrote:
AniX wrote:But seriously, the fact you guys were able to identify a spanking machine so quickly makes me very suspicious of all of you.
Correction, Elvis was able to identify the spanking machine so quickly. You should give credit where credit is due.
I was not surprised by Elvis's powers of observation
It was the padded kneeler in the foreground that got me thinking.
I haven't said this yet, but even from my first glance I was disturbed by the fact that the black padded kneeler looks like there is dirt/dust on it. For some reason, having a dirty spanking machine REALLY bothers me. Total turn off!
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Post #4738 (isolation #52) » Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:42 am
Postby elvis_knits »
Brandi wrote:Apparentley- I make a lot of comments that sound really perverted but aren't intended to be- and that's what causes him to make comments. In a way it's my fault I guess.
Like when we went to Chic Fil A and we got milkshakes. The milk shakes come with cherries, well I don't like cherries, so I turned to Kenny and said "Kenny, do you want my cherry?" and he was like "YES" and so I handed it to him, and he was like "Oh, THAT's what you meant, no I don't want that." And then Angie elbowed him.
This is where you should have vomitted in his face.
Also, how does he know you're a virgin? Is he listening in on his step-daughter's phone calls? Please tell me you don't discuss your virginity with him.
I have decided that you and your friends should steal the spanking machine off his porch and burn it on his front lawn.
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