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So I was this peeps house last night challenging everyone too foosball. My calc teacher's daughter thought she could beat me.
I beat her 10-7, 5-0, 5-1, and 10-6 (the games to ten we had partners, and the ever elusive ONW guy got my back):
This is me trashtalking her and making fun of women:
This is my calc teacher's daughter kicking me while I laugh at her:
Then I was all like, I could knock you unconcious, witih one punch, but I was all like WWCND and roundhouse kicked her to the face.
PS I'm wearing an awesome Tiger Woods lidLast edited by Fritzler on Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:09 am, edited 2 times in total.Surfs up dude.-
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3 Fritz pics (for picture day):
Someone's drunk. Also, santa always hits on my grandma, and my dad always tells him to watch his hands.
Me in a suit, for everyone who wants to see how classy I am. I go to parties in a suit. Sometime, I'll find pics of my dick in a box team costume for the beer olympics.
Watch those hands turbo. And the way you smile. You look like you're moving in for the kill.Surfs up dude.-
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didn't we break quote tags in the spam thread?meaning of life 42 wrote:
i just wanted to quote some quotes.Jalyn wrote:
Is it actually possible for a Jetta to take you where you want to go without breaking down? That was the most unreliable car I've ever owned. And that includes my 79 mustang that wouldn't stay running unless you kept your foot on the gas at all times.PlaysWithSquirrels wrote:
They're much more beautiful when they take you to where you want to go without breaking down =/.Kelly Chen wrote:
Jettas are quite beautiful I think. Almost as beautiful as Town CarsPlaysWithSquirrels wrote:
The car broke down obv. We all tried what we knew best. My roommate tried to beat it into submission, my Jewish friend tried throwing money at it (literally), the girls tried flirting with it. I tried reason. Turns out Jettas speak German...
good times.Surfs up dude.-
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seriously, what is that on her hair (like im just wondering what that spike that could kill you is)New Coldness wrote:Jesus living breathing Christ.
1. No, I didn't sleep with them.
2. They were both 22 when that picture was taken.
3. Yeah, I'm a chubby little bastard.
4. We were all drunk.
5. Shadow and IH obviously have no self-esteem if they feel the need to cut me down over that picture.
And no, I wasn't trying to brag or anything. That was just the first picture in my folder, so I posted it. If I WAS trying to brag, I would have posted this picture:
Because I DID sleep with HER.
is she cosplaying, it seems like the spike would be something anime characters would use to kill bitches
ps way to go
you slept with a girl
pps jathan is 9 thats why he has no self esteemSurfs up dude.-
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[20:10] The Fritzler: PRIM
[20:10] The Fritzler: YOU JUST HAD THE BEST MAFIA JOKE IVE EVER SEEN
[20:10] The Fritzler: EVERY OTHER ONE HAS BEEN LAME
[20:10] The Fritzler: EVEN MINE
[20:10] The Fritzler: ESPECIALLY MINE
[20:10] The Fritzler: ^5
[20:11] primpod: WHERE WAS THIS
[20:11] The Fritzler: every other mafia joke is like vote: you, ,you lied, you made a joke
[20:11] The Fritzler: "He's fishing for children to rape"
[20:12] The Fritzler: primate?
[20:13] primpod: yeah
[20:13] The Fritzler: awesome
[20:13] primpod: well thanks for the compliment then, sir!
[20:14] primpod: actually, how was it related to mafia?
[20:14] The Fritzler: he's fishing
[20:14] The Fritzler: like role fishing
[20:14] The Fritzler: fuck, it wasn't a mafia joke
[20:14] The Fritzler: fuck you
[20:14] The Fritzler: you lied to me
[20:14] The Fritzler: scum
[20:14] The Fritzler: vote: primpod
[20:14] The Fritzler: lol
[20:15] The Fritzler: im so funneh
[20:15] primpod:
[20:15] primpod: heheh
[20:15] The Fritzler: you really didn't mean to make it mafia related?
[20:15] The Fritzler: im so embarrassed
[20:15] primpod: i meant cause he has a fishing rod
[20:15] primpod: you know, actual fishing?
[20:16] primpod: man, you really have been playing too much mafia if rolefishing comes to mind before normal fishing
[20:16] The Fritzler: IM POSTING THIS IN BOTH THREADS
[20:16] The Fritzler: fyiSurfs up dude.-
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I haven't seen a girl in 3 months until today, and I think ABR is being pathetic.Thestatusquo wrote:You realize the guys will never lynch you now.
Congrats!
And welcome!
We always need more estrogen here.
Yeah, so, she's not that attractive...And if one person ever needed a better webcam, that's you.
Are we really making a big deal of the fact that she just happens to be female? Come on, have you guys not gotten any since the late Paleozoic?-
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This is the best post I have ever read. Brandi is the best fakeposter this site has ever had. This was my favorite post:Brandi wrote:If whoever that guy is was about 20 years younger he might look a bit more attractive.
Brandi wrote: I think its inappropriate because my belly is showing and Im in a skirt... So I wont post that one ^^;
We do too, but they're all at Parris Island.Oman wrote:Hey Fritz, I'm doing RAAF training in July (hopefully *fingers crossed*). But we have allow chicks in our forces, so I'll get to see them-
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Today on the way to church there was a car that's lisence plate said 1000101 and my brother was like, is that binary or whatever? He's been going 10101010101010001 all the time because of robots, from flight of the conchords, which is an awesome song, to be fair. Anyways, I looked at it and couldn't stop laughing, and everyone was like whats so funny, and I couldn't explain it to my family, and it was simultaneously the smartest and stupidest license plate joke I've ever seen, and that's all.Glork wrote:
Alright, Shea. On the JH Binary Scale, is she a 1 or a 0?Thestatusquo wrote:
We've already established this. She's not THAT attractive. She's not unattractive either, but on a 1-10 scale she's a 6.5-7.SocioPath wrote:Brandi wrote:Actually I think that MrSocioPath would know, since he's my boyfriend. =]
Way to shatter the hopes and dreams of all the single guys on this site.
Thats not saying that your statement isn't true, but it does say that the demographic that would visit a site like this is pretty pathetic.
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This looks like the lamest party I have ever seen.Goatrevolt wrote:
Yeah. It was halloween and I had no costume. So I bought a large quantity of cotton balls, stuck them to my body, found some horns and went as a goat. Last minute desperation, bitches.
This is what a halloween party should look like:
PS Yes, I bleached my hair.Surfs up dude.-
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The jacket is huge on you. The suit looks like it is two different shades of white, and a gray shirt? I don't that whole color combo is great. The shirt collar is also lame (might look better starched?), in addition to the suit lapels, and the tie pattern is lame.
Skinny and solid colored ties are cooled (Yes, I know its not the 50s).Surfs up dude.-
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Mastermind of Sin wrote:
The photo is quite obviously black and white, ie not the original colors. And the tie is certifiably awesome. As for the rest, I could respond but it would be a waste of everyone's time, especially mine.Fritzler wrote:The jacket is huge on you. The suit looks like it is two different shades of white, and a gray shirt? I don't that whole color combo is great. The shirt collar is also lame (might look better starched?), in addition to the suit lapels, and the tie pattern is lame.
Skinny and solid colored ties are cooled (Yes, I know its not the 50s).
Ok, my knowledge of black and white and how it translates into colors is impeccable. Your suit is two different shades of white. And your shirt is a gray. Right?
Also, the tie looks like someone puked on it sideways.
I said solid ties look good? Are you agreeing with me?Lord Gurgi wrote:
No it is the 50's. Solid ties look better.Fritzler wrote:Skinny and solid colored ties are cooled (Yes, I know its not the 50s).Surfs up dude.-
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OK, true, but I wasn't sure if they were different fabrics or not when it was the black/white photo.Mirth wrote:
I'd argue the pants and jacket don't constitute a suit since they also seem to be of different fabrics.Fritzler wrote:Your suit is two different shades of white.
That would be awesome.Mirth wrote:Perhaps you should consider burning it before it raises Cthulhu or something? Unless that is what you are going for. In which case, please share the pictures.Surfs up dude.-
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Can we see the pics of your mom in a bikini?Brandi wrote:Also, once when I was 13 my mom took me to get some professional photos done, and she urged me to try and make "sexy poses" My mom would keep pictures of herself around the house in a bikini and such. I'm pretty sure she'd love these. Ill email them to her at some point...Surfs up dude.
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