The Spoil a Wish game

Dmi · Post Post #1 (isolation #0) » Wed Feb 23, 2005 4:41 pm

Granted, you could have a robot do all your homework for you, but it would do all the problems incorrectly, and for the essays, it would plagiarize them off the Internet. And then you would fail school, become a dropout, and become a drug addict driving jets.

I wish Windows (TM) would never crash.

Dmi · Post Post #30 (isolation #1) » Thu Feb 24, 2005 1:28 pm

Granted, but all the other gods people believe in gang up on you and torture you forever.

I wish I were Hegemon.

Dmi · Post Post #43 (isolation #2) » Fri Feb 25, 2005 12:34 pm

Granted, but then all the Democrats would carve up your face.

I wish that spam would be illegal.

Dmi · Post Post #44 (isolation #3) » Fri Feb 25, 2005 12:38 pm

Go to these sites if you don't know what I'm talking about.

http://ctyler.com/img/bush-monkey.jpg
http://people.ee.ethz.ch/~tawfiko/image ... monkey.gif

I love the teddy bear one in the second link.

Dmi · Post Post #57 (isolation #4) » Sat Feb 26, 2005 12:57 pm

Granted, but you surf the web all the time, get carpal tunnel syndrome, then become crazy from all the stupid things you see, and then you go blind.

I wish I could travel to the future and find out the leading stocks of tomorrow, and then go back to the present, delete this post, and become rich.

Dmi · Post Post #62 (isolation #5) » Sat Feb 26, 2005 4:30 pm

Granted, but then people would take advantage of you and make you feel like an outcast from society.

I wish I could have a limitless amount of strawberry jello to eat.

Dmi · Post Post #72 (isolation #6) » Sun Feb 27, 2005 9:57 am

Granted, but as you're calmly flying naked (and looking good) over a forest, you get shot by a hunter. You dive into a tree and smash your skull.

I wish I were invisible.

Dmi · Post Post #84 (isolation #7) » Mon Feb 28, 2005 12:06 pm

Granted, your cat stops biting you and scratches you many times in accordance with an ancient, bloody ritual. You don't survive.

I wish I could teleport.

Dmi · Post Post #88 (isolation #8) » Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:01 pm

You bulldoze an Arthur Dent's house and are vaporised soon after.

I wish Save The Dragons was an STD.

Dmi · Post Post #100 (isolation #9) » Tue Mar 01, 2005 2:00 am

You see the rise of the Bush Dictatorship, the wars that follow, your death, and a lot of other painful things that drive you insane and you become a crazy hobo.

I wish that school will be cancelled tomorrow.

Dmi · Post Post #102 (isolation #10) » Tue Mar 01, 2005 2:19 am

Granted, you get a lot of snow. So much snow, you can't open your front door. Fortunately, you have plenty of food. However, in a couple of days, while you're sleeping, all the snow melts and you die.

I wish the Martians would overthrow Bush.

Dmi · Post Post #129 (isolation #11) » Wed Mar 02, 2005 5:19 pm

Granted. The librarian wrestle you to the floor, climbs up on you, and hits you until you're unconcious.

I wish I have a good wish.

Dmi · Post Post #137 (isolation #12) » Thu Mar 03, 2005 3:09 pm

You know all. You get bored with everything since you know how to do it/beat it/defeat it. You get bored with mafia and leave to spen an eternity of misery.

I wish that George Walker Bush would be impeached and then kicked out of office back to Fort Crawford.

Dmi · Post Post #144 (isolation #13) » Thu Mar 03, 2005 11:06 pm

And you also die in the bathroom.

Dmi · Post Post #150 (isolation #14) » Sun Mar 06, 2005 3:10 pm

Wish granted. Dmi reads his PM. He then ignores it.

I wish that I would survive until the endgame in Dodecamafia.

Dmi · Post Post #171 (isolation #15) » Fri Mar 11, 2005 11:29 am

No more mafiascum.

I wish STD would use his old avatar.

Dmi · Post Post #173 (isolation #16) » Fri Mar 11, 2005 1:45 pm

A crane picks up your car, with you in it, of course, and holds it high in the air. Forever.

I wish that I find gold in my backyard. 24 karat gold.

Dmi · Post Post #177 (isolation #17) » Fri Mar 11, 2005 3:09 pm

You don't You sleep... all the time.

I wish I won't become President.