The Spoil a Wish game

[Narninian]

Granted, but it will only drive on the left hand side of the road - you(not knowing this) take it out for a drive, and immediately get into an accident killing an innocent bystander, and getting sued for everything you own.

I wish I didnt require sleep to be refreshed every night.

[Narninian]

Granted, but as your head plops to the keyboard - it shorts out your CPU and you cant post on scum anymore( NOOOOOOOO!!!!)

I wish this wish didnt turn out poorly.

[Narninian]

Granted, --- and thats punishment enough.

I wish everybody would turn into their avatars.

[Narninian]

You turn into a rockstar energy drink, and are drinken by a truck driver that is trying to pull an all nighter. He gets into a car accident, and vomits you into the gutter... you eventually drain into the sewer, and remain there for quite a while.

I wish Round 2 of Mafia Idol started like yesterday

[Narninian]

Granted, but then NArninian doesnt get the reference either.

I wish somebody would enlighten everybody to the reference.

[Narninian]

Granted, but you are a zombie - and nobody wants to be around your smelly corpse.

I wish I could find true love.

[Narninian]

Granted, but then the time cops hunt you down - repost the post - and do bad things to you.

I wish I could come up with a funny wish.

[Narninian]

Granted, but she doesnt love you back - and you have to see her with other guys all the time, crushing your fragile heart.

I wish MeMe would go to Jeep's Party.

[Narninian]

Granted, but you look horrible with clothes on - you get arrested for public nudity, and end up going to jail - where they *LOVE* a naked man who looks good.

I wish Pooky would stop posting as guest, so I could figure out his exact scum name and send him a PM about mafia idol.

[Narninian]

Granted, You now have a million male deer. They destroy your property and trample your family.

I Iggybicklesmackytalkipenelopecookiesandwichsavethedragonsisreallycool
Iggybicklesmackytalkipenelopecookiesandwichsavethedragonsisreallycool was the word 'wish' again..

[Narninian]

Granted, but she was drunk during the vegas ceremony and she thought it was a joke. She doesnt love you and she made you sign pre-nups so you dont get any of her estate.. She constantly spews hatred torwards you to try to get you to divorce her.

I wish I had a cool avatar.

[Narninian]

Concedido. Ahora voy a la clase española.

Je souhaite que j'aie su l'espagnol.

[Narninian]

i think you granted it yourself.

i wish roland will go into night in thanksgiving mafia.

Roland Goes into night. He tells everyone but you - you fail to make a night choice, and are booted from the game.

I wish that I could live a happy, healthy life and then die a peaceful death in my sleep when I turn 100 - having had no regrets, and a family that loves me.

[Narninian]

Granted, You are now IN the beer... your closest friend has had too much to drink, and vomits all over you.. a good portion of it being beer.

I wish Murders could be human.

[Narninian]

Very well - you HAD a life(in a past life) - but currently you still have none.

I wish my room was clean.

[Narninian]

Granted, http://pbskids.org/barney/

Yay- Dinasaurs...

I wish Save the Dragons wouldn't ignore the posts right before him.

[Narninian]

so umm... I saw the muffin guy and thought somebody ELSE had a stalker . I guess I define people by their avatars...


Im condering replacing in star fox if I can catch up (the concept is nice - though I dont know the characters spectacularly well)

[Narninian]

Granted, but you have a heart attack 20 minutes later.

I wish everyone (including myself) unending happiness.

[Narninian]

eh, Im happy with my wish come true. Albeit only slightly happy - but at least Im not miserable.

[Narninian]

Granted, You are now a flying Cow. But Stewie eats you.

I wish I knew more about baseball for the upcoming fantasy draft.

[Narninian]

Granted, you get a job working for the U.S. mint, but it pays minimum wage, and they wont pay for your airfare/moving costs.

I wish Halo didnt think of himself as a freak.

[Narninian]

thats what I get for wishing well upon others

Granted, you Are black, but unfortunately Red wins the checkers game - the same game that you bet your entire life savings on. You live the rest of your miserable life, panhandling, living on rotten fruit that has been dumped from resturaunts.

[Narninian]

I wish I could get the confidence and oppurtunites needed to get Dating..

[Narninian]

Granted, you learn to drive, and you burrow you Mom's car and you crash it.

I wish this wish would be spoiled by an extensive Rube Goldbergesque sequence.

[Narninian]

Granted, but you have a small....... talent, and Cute reporters find Football players to interview.

[Narninian]

Granted, you but the Genie is slightly dislexic and you have an off Day, everything seems to go wrong, and you're Boss is in the best mood of his life, so he promotes everybody he sees, which doesnt happen to be you.

I wish I wouldnt forget to wish in the future.

[Narninian]

Granted, They are Due on Wednesday.

I wish somebody else would make a wish for I only like spoiling them now, and not coming up with them.

[Narninian]

Granted, 2 Good people (lets call them Bob and Alice) have 2 goods things happen to them each (Bob gets a raise at work, and his company teams win their softball league: Alice wins the PTA mother of the year award at their school, and wins $1000 on a scratch off lottery ticket).

Everyone else has BAD things happen to them, and they all blame Flay. The world happiness level goes to 350%.

I wish that there were 5 more hours in the day only for me, yet I would require the same amount of sleep, giving me more time in the day to do all the things I want to: Like check mafiascum.net and catch up on bills, and simply have more relax time.

[Narninian]

joint effort there/double post.

sorry.

[Narninian]

Granted There are friendly Dwarves in the mountains of Norway.. However the dwarves in the foothills of Norway are quite UNfriendly, none make it through to see the friendly dwarves.

I wish for some Macroni and cheese, no other food just Macroni, and non-spoiled sanitary healthy to eat macroni and cheese..... and it would be the exact right number of calories/vitamins/etc... and I wouldnt be hungry for the rest of the day.

[Narninian]

Granted, but it turns out you're adopted and you're real father was bush. You develop painful boils.

I wish I was in better shape.

[Narninian]

Granted; After much searching you long lost maternal grandmother 'smith' has finally found you. It turns out the one you knew as grandmother was somebody that raised your mother after your grandmother was kidnapped and never found. She escaped from the cult that captured her early in life and spent all of her time trying to track you down. You quickly form a bond with her, as she sharpest witted /kindest lady you have ever known - she shares the same hobbies as you and you treasure every thursday evening which you have reserved for 'Granny-time'. Her past eventually catches up with her though, and the cult finds hers You find out that the cult worshiped a tribal carnivous god and the punishment bestowed on 'traitors' that leave the cult is to make them into apples and feed them to their relatives. Unfortunately, you don't find out why that apple pie tasted funny until after you finish.

I wish that I knew who scum was instantly at the start of each game that I was town.

[Narninian]

Spoiler:

this wish is not corruptible. Here's why:

It is granted whether is is corrupted or not. Therefore, the act of corrupting it is granting it.

But even if you don't grant it ("denied") it is still granted, because it becomes incorruptible.

Finally, it fails to refer to anything but itself, and therefore cannot be corrupted by hurting me.

I think I broke the game.

there *is* actually precedent for this, the proper response is:

A baggie of strawberry jello is forever your companion (but you knew that from earlier, right? You must just like jello).

[Narninian]

granted, but you used up all the space so they have to type like this now.

I wish Strangercoug wasn't so angry

[Narninian]

Granted. He does his math homework, and the proceeds to torrent the Movie 'Pi' and 'Cube' in hi-def and shares them -- this uses up all of your bandwidth and then some causing your internet provider to threaten large fees.

I wish a baggie of strawberry jello would forever be my companion.

[Narninian]

Granted. A Burly Guy with the nickname 'Condo' because he is so large follows you around everyone. He is not a nice man, and he pretty much ruins your social life.

I wish somebody besides StrangerCoug would grant my wish.

[Narninian]

Granted. You now have a perfectly adequate organizational system that works in the 6th world(which has no theaters). Unfortunately you no inter-dimensional portal, so that work its doing for you is not particularly helpful - and the creatures from this world, which lack entertainment provides from theaters, have started reading about you and have decided to make hunting you down their new hobby.

I wish I didn't sweat so much.

[Narninian]

I wish I wasn't experiencing time in reverse spurts.

Granted, It turns out you live right on the same block as Stan "Decent at chess" Jones. He got his nickname for being decent at chess. Unfortunately you really suck at chess.

[Narninian]

Granted, you are caught in a terrorist attack and buried. When they rubble is cleared so are you -- you are now stuck, alive, under several tons of landfill. yum.

I wish I didn't need sleep.

[Narninian]

Granted, your stupid computer is very friendly/cooperative - it just doesn't understand what you want it to do.

I wish for 999 non-lethal papercuts.

[Narninian]

Granted, you were born ambitious and hard-working. Unfortunately, Your parents heard a prophecy from a fortune teller that your ambition would make you the next Hitler. While you still too young to remember they did various brainwashing techniques to make you more lazy. So your laziness is manufactured, and not natural.

I wish I got the same hourly pay as I do now, but instead of being paid for going to work, I was paid whenever I browsed mafia scum and reddit.

PS. StrangerCoug sucks.

[Narninian]

Granted! As you see in my post, I clearly remember the correct format for wishing. Unfortunately now I've forgotten how granting wishes works and in my confusion I take it as an assassination order on the wisher. See you soon!

I wish I got the same hourly pay as I do now, but instead of being paid for going to work, I was paid whenever I browsed mafia scum and reddit.

[Narninian]

Granted. You do well and you are hired. You work hard at the company for years investing a large sum of money into the company provided 401k program. You never feel satisfied with your work, as it takes up a large part of your social life, but you keep on working knowing that you are working towards a rewarding retirement. Unfortunately when it comes to retirement you found our your company's investors have been scammed in you have no savings. To put salt to the wound you are visiting by a 'what could have been' fairy that shows you what your life would have been had you turned down the j ob offer: A carear that you enjoy more, that pays more and in which you meet the love of your life.

I wish I could fix every problem in my queue at work instantly.

[Narninian]

Granted; You have to wear them all the time now

I wish for some nice ginger tea.

[Narninian]

Granted. You're paralyzed and can't feel your back at all.
I wish to save more money on my car insurance.

[Narninian]

Granted. Injuries are much more common now, as people aren't told by their bodies when they are being burned, or doing something that is harming them. Fatalities and mutilations quickly rise.

I wish pain wasn't so unpleasant so we could renable it.

[Narninian]

Granted; The bulk of America's population uses Metric. United States is still pretty stubborn with their old people using non-metric.

I wish could play board games all day.

[Narninian]

Finals are 'right now' not a month away. Unfortunately its a timed test and by the time you get there you wont have time to finish it.
I wish my friends would exactly as into games as I was.

[Narninian]

Granted. Your dog now poops exclusively in your mouth.

I wish that drinking rockstars would the only change I needed to become super fit.

[Narninian]

Granted. You are immune to rocks, you die from PAPER cuts a way more painful death than a quick rock bludgeoning.

I wish Vonflare had complete happiness.

[Narninian]

Granted, but all the properties are built up with hotels and you should have just stayed in jailed and hoped not to roll doubles.

I wish that I would win more online games.

[Narninian]

Granted, mafia always kill you first opportunity they get.
I wish would last until lynch or lose every mafia game.

[Narninian]

Granted; The line at DMV is deceptively small, giving you false hope. Unfortunately, people with appointments keep trickling in bypassing the line and keeping you waiting. The people ahead of you in line that do make it through, have long, complicated requests and just don't 'get' what the DMV people are saying so everything must be explained and re-explained to them. All in all, it is a very long day at DMV.

I wish I didn't have to pay taxes.

[Narninian]

Granted. A world of warships beta key is emailed to you.
After downloading, installing and logging in your email/IP banned for using a stolen key.

I wish when I woke up I would already be showered and have fresh clothes on.

[Narninian]

Granted. You take your endless pan with you everywhere. It is extremely tasty. it is so tasty you'll never get sick of it.
At first, you just have pecan pie for Desert at special occasions. Then every time you have dinner its a 'special occasion' because why not?
Then, you think - why limit yourself to dinner? Pecan pie for lunch.
Then, pecan pie becomes desert for breakfast.
Then, you start having become pie for snacks.
Then, you forget other foods - because this pecan pie is free.
After about a month. You've gained 50 pounds, but you just can't stop.
A year later, you are unable to move around without an electric scooter, but you still can't stop your pecan pie addiction.

I wish I had a cool hat.

[Narninian]

Granted. You get wishbone the dog. Unfortunately, he's been dead for nearly 2 decades now and really kind of stinks.

I wish for the status quo.

[Narninian]

Granted. You get insomnia. Not able to function properly during the day, you lose your job and/or quit school. Your only opportunity is working night audit at a local motel 6.
You aren't paid much, but you are paid just enough to manage rent, food, and your cable / utility bills. As you work at night and your in a half-awake zombie state during the day your only entertainment is half-understanding daytime tv shows.

I wish for eidetic memory.

[Narninian]

Granted. You get some homemade sugar free ice cream.
It tastes Awful, and its bad for you - but its not poisoned.

I wish the next wish was new and exciting.

[Narninian]

Granted. All the Volcanos go off while you are near them. You are able to evacuate in time, but the ash in your lungs causes you to develop respitory problems. You have a cool story to tell, but your actual vacation was pretty terrible and you have long term health problems.

I wish I could take my pick of some of these "Spoiled" wishes as I don't think they're all that bad.

[Narninian]

Granted. The servers crash under this load.

I wish that all my friends from when I first started playing on mafiascum would come back.

[Narninian]

Granted; Your very prediction causes the future to be doomed. Movie spoilers.

Spoiler:

Just like in paycheck and more recently Tomorowland

I wish to be the very best, like noone ever was.

[Narninian]

I'll take that wish spoil anyday; sorry if I actually ruined it for you, but thats not really a big enough plot point to spoil the movie

[Narninian]

A baggie of strawberry jello is forever your companion.

I wish my headphone jack on my phone worked again.

[Narninian]

Granted! A colleague gives you a nice refreshing glass of Sodium hydroxide (AKA Caustic Soda/Lye). It doesn't taste very good though.

I wish my friends enjoyed watching big brother.

[Narninian]

Granted; the game starts in the night phase and you're killed night 1.

I wish I could leave early from work today.