Roll to Dodge: Zombie Apocalypse!

AurorusVox · Post Post #725 (isolation #0) » Sat Mar 26, 2011 11:15 pm

I've been told that both Klazam and myself can participate

Muahahaha!

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(Maintaining limited knowledge)

Seeing a dark figure in front of me, I sneak up and try to smack it with a flashlight

AurorusVox · Post Post #741 (isolation #1) » Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:01 am

Since the light reveals jmj is largely unzombielike:

Shout "WOAH WOAH WOAH I'M NOT A ZOMBIE ARE YOU A ZOMBIE OH GOD NO PLEASE DONT SAY YOU'RE A ZOMBIE"

AurorusVox · Post Post #753 (isolation #2) » Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:26 am

^I like where this is going.

AurorusVox · Post Post #755 (isolation #3) » Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:54 am

^is attempting to

(Lol...what happens if you roll a 6?!)

AurorusVox · Post Post #761 (isolation #4) » Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:30 am

I'll PM it to you again ^^

AurorusVox · Post Post #774 (isolation #5) » Thu Mar 31, 2011 8:05 pm

Kcdaspot wrote:
animorpherv1 wrote:CSL should replace in for Reecer.

AurorusVox · Post Post #785 (isolation #6) » Sat Apr 02, 2011 11:20 pm

Guyyyys. Haven't you ever survived a zombie apocalypse? Jmj, Klazam and I are all next to each other. So why are we splitting uppppp? It's doomed to end in failure.

Do I stay with Klazam or follow Jmj? Guess Klazam ain't goin' nowhere this turn.

Follow JmJ and help him look for a medkit

AurorusVox · Post Post #797 (isolation #7) » Mon Apr 04, 2011 11:32 pm

Stand still and shine my flashlight around

AurorusVox · Post Post #799 (isolation #8) » Tue Apr 05, 2011 5:12 am

Also, I very much lol'd at the resolution of last turn :p

AurorusVox · Post Post #811 (isolation #9) » Fri Apr 08, 2011 2:46 am

Packbat! You've gotten me and Klazam mixed up. I fell through the Porch, Klazam was left alone in the basement...:O

AurorusVox · Post Post #813 (isolation #10) » Fri Apr 08, 2011 3:32 am

^^" oops I landed on you...

Help JMJ stand up

AurorusVox · Post Post #819 (isolation #11) » Fri Apr 08, 2011 7:38 am

^I hope you get a 6 and the Bobcat loves Kcdaspot more than you =3

AurorusVox · Post Post #823 (isolation #12) » Fri Apr 08, 2011 7:43 am

When will you learn, your parkour is your Achilles' Heel!

AurorusVox · Post Post #826 (isolation #13) » Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:07 am

I hope JMJ and I roll 5s and he stands up really well.

AurorusVox · Post Post #830 (isolation #14) » Sat Apr 09, 2011 3:45 pm

DRUNKENLY

Dance with JMJ

AurorusVox · Post Post #831 (isolation #15) » Sat Apr 09, 2011 3:46 pm

SHIT WAIT NOT

halp JMJ stand up

AurorusVox · Post Post #844 (isolation #16) » Mon Apr 11, 2011 1:42 am

Standard fail xD

Boost JmJ out of the hole

Lads the three of us can successfully escape this porch hole. Klazam can help pull him out then the two of you can pull me out. Plan?

AurorusVox · Post Post #849 (isolation #17) » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:54 am

Klazam, you realise you're just gonna get us all tied up and we'll get eaten by the zombies?

AurorusVox · Post Post #851 (isolation #18) » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:01 am

Mods: Can Klazam just magic a rope like that?

Erase my previous action

, to redo pending on the answer.

AurorusVox · Post Post #856 (isolation #19) » Mon Apr 11, 2011 11:22 am

(once I'm out of the hole...)

Bust open the door to the house and look downstairs for

a good book

a weapon

AurorusVox · Post Post #858 (isolation #20) » Mon Apr 11, 2011 12:34 pm

^Is that even legal? :p

Backup action: Dance like a motherfucker

AurorusVox · Post Post #861 (isolation #21) » Tue Apr 12, 2011 12:22 am

Isn't there a front door leading into the house by the porch? O_O"

No backup action necessary eh? Guess I'll just be sticking with the door-busting :p

AurorusVox · Post Post #863 (isolation #22) » Tue Apr 12, 2011 1:53 am

._."

Throw a hissy fit then storm off looking for weapons in the nearest house

AurorusVox · Post Post #865 (isolation #23) » Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:14 am

I think I got lost in the dark.

Is the one I'm in the one that had the basement that we just left?

AurorusVox · Post Post #867 (isolation #24) » Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:51 am

Hmm. I don't know if anyone's already checked this house but I'll give it a sweep myself >:) so yeah, use the house we're already in...

Get confused and then wander back indoors, checking the GROUND FLOOR ONLY for a decent weapon

(note: I specifically do not want to look in the basement or on the second floor)

AurorusVox · Post Post #880 (isolation #25) » Thu Apr 14, 2011 4:48 pm

THROW THAT SHITTING DYNAMITE FUCKER AT THE ZOMBIES

ALRIGHT DRUNKEN ZOMBIE DODGING AMIRITE?

AurorusVox · Post Post #884 (isolation #26) » Fri Apr 15, 2011 1:08 am

jmj3000 wrote:
AurorusVox wrote:
THROW THAT SHITTING DYNAMITE FUCKER AT THE ZOMBIES

ALRIGHT DRUNKEN ZOMBIE DODGING AMIRITE?
AV, don't play drunk

Should I not throw the dynamite at the zombies then?

If I go anywhere near it it will probably explode. I don't want to approach it in any way, shape, or form. Alright then, the sensible thing.

Since I'm in a garage,

Look for a toolbox, but stay away from the dynamite

AurorusVox · Post Post #913 (isolation #27) » Mon Apr 25, 2011 12:03 pm

Am I too late to get an action in? Stupid letting agent's basically stole my entire Easter weekend.

Gather the tools and search for wooden planks

AurorusVox · Post Post #919 (isolation #28) » Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:37 pm

HAVE I FUCKING LOST THE TOOLS ALREADY

I WILL THROW THE DYNAMITE AT CHESSKID IF THAT IS THE CASE

AurorusVox · Post Post #932 (isolation #29) » Wed Apr 27, 2011 10:40 pm

Guys surrounded by zombies: do you need me to throw dynamite at you in an attempt to save you/kill you but stop you becoming undead?

AurorusVox · Post Post #944 (isolation #30) » Sat Apr 30, 2011 10:43 pm

Pick up the toolkit and go outside, looking around to see if there are any zombies near by

AurorusVox · Post Post #965 (isolation #31) » Thu May 05, 2011 6:01 am

HOLYSHIT ZOMBIES

Open the toolkit and throw the tools at the zombies, keeping any saw-like tools for myself to swordfight with!

(on holiday from 7th - 14th May...can I pre-post my future actions? =3)

AurorusVox · Post Post #994 (isolation #32) » Fri May 06, 2011 12:35 am

I like it if the mods roll, keeps the suspense going and means we can change our action without knowing what roll we'd have got if we'd stuck with the previous action (if that makes sense? :S)

AurorusVox · Sat May 14, 2011 10:14 am

I RETURN

I look forwards to Chess and KCDA's actions B-)

AurorusVox · Post Post #1102 (isolation #34) » Wed May 18, 2011 1:04 am

I am so fucking lost. I am all on my own. All I have is a toolset. Is there any one else around me? I can't even remember anymore, those goddamn zombies scared me shitless. What the hell should I do now?!

Breakdown

Breakdance

AurorusVox · Post Post #1105 (isolation #35) » Wed May 18, 2011 4:57 am

I've forgotten who was hanging around near me...

Look for <whoever it was that was in the basement with me>...

AurorusVox · Sat May 21, 2011 12:01 am

Bang on the glass

^going to go so wrong

AurorusVox · Post Post #1152 (isolation #37) » Mon May 23, 2011 9:15 pm

Run inside the house and lock the door

AurorusVox · Post Post #1154 (isolation #38) » Tue May 24, 2011 1:35 am

I thought Klazam came out the door ("He sees their head turn towards the door and walk towards him....")?

AurorusVox · Post Post #1156 (isolation #39) » Tue May 24, 2011 1:39 am

OHSHIT.

Nice going Klazam, now I can't lock it. Damn.

Break off a piece of door and hammer some nails through it, making an primitive but effective spiked club-like weapon.

AurorusVox · Post Post #1160 (isolation #40) » Wed May 25, 2011 5:12 am

I'm so getting beheaded.

AurorusVox · Post Post #1177 (isolation #41) » Fri May 27, 2011 6:46 am

Help Klazam look for food. Keep my toolset with me though >:(

AurorusVox · Post Post #1195 (isolation #42) » Tue May 31, 2011 4:02 am

Action: Search the grocery store for chocolate.

AurorusVox · Fri Jun 03, 2011 10:13 am

Smash Klazam on the head with my nail board

THE NAILS WILL RUPTURE YOU AND MAKE YOU BLEED TO DEATH OR AT LEAST GIVE YOU TETANUS YEEEEAH

AurorusVox · Fri Jun 03, 2011 11:43 am

I've heard nails are well known for their armour piercing capabilities.

AurorusVox · Fri Jun 03, 2011 11:03 pm

But you haven't mentioned swinging your axe yet

AurorusVox · Post Post #1224 (isolation #46) » Sat Jun 04, 2011 1:48 am

We'll see. Weeee'll see.

AurorusVox · Post Post #1234 (isolation #47) » Tue Jun 07, 2011 6:07 am

Repeatedly smash Klazam over the head

NO CHOCOLATE SHARING

AurorusVox · Mon Jun 13, 2011 12:19 am

Search for a bowling alley

AurorusVox · Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:12 am

Hmm. There's movement inside, eh?

Guess it's time to...split!

Run away like a little girl

No, okay, let's do something productive.

Search the bowling alley, looking for opportunities to make bowling-puns whilst finding useful items or killing militant zombies

AurorusVox · Post Post #1277 (isolation #50) » Sun Jun 19, 2011 2:53 pm

I thought they distinctly lacked moaning and so forth. THEY MIGHT NOT BE ZOMBIES!

Do I have a torch? I can't remember if I have a torch.

Shout: ARE YOU ZOMBIES?! at the ~zombies.

AurorusVox · Sun Jun 19, 2011 10:11 pm

Aw heeeells yeeeah.

New Action: Dig out my flashlight to...

illuminate

...the situation

AurorusVox · Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:26 pm

Find a way of turning the electricity on

AurorusVox · Post Post #1290 (isolation #53) » Tue Jun 21, 2011 3:54 am

Building. The flashlight's dead, yo.

Throw Flashlight at theplague42

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Fully aware I'm going to stumble into the badass chattering zombies in the dark basement, etc., so I might need to wait til Klazam can accompany me with his fat axe...hmm

New Action: Staying close to Klazam, take a slow look around the area

AurorusVox · Thu Jun 23, 2011 10:20 pm

SHITSHITSHITSHIT

Speak Lizard at the creature, asking him to help us against the "Pretty Insane Zombie! Zombie! Apocalypse" (P.I.Z.Z.A)

AurorusVox · Post Post #1313 (isolation #55) » Wed Jun 29, 2011 9:18 pm

Yell:

"KLAZAM!
HALP!!!!"

whilst struggling to my feet

AurorusVox · Post Post #1316 (isolation #56) » Thu Jun 30, 2011 4:09 am

T_T I'm so dead

AurorusVox · Post Post #1320 (isolation #57) » Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:00 pm

OSHIT

New Action: Transform into a Triceratops

WILL IT WORK?!

AurorusVox · Post Post #1332 (isolation #58) » Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:45 am

Action: Rampage

AurorusVox · Sat Jul 02, 2011 10:14 pm

I'm sorry if I trample you.

AurorusVox · Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:31 am

Rampage

AurorusVox · Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:37 pm

Packbat wrote:
animorpherv1: 2

animorpherv1 picks up about a dozen dry, crumbly sticks of dynamite, noticing a clear pool of liquid at the bottom of the box.

Hey is that the same Dynamite I saw earlier?

New Action: Bend down and allow Klazam up onto my back AS LONG AS HE DOESN'T USE A ROPE.
Conditional Action: If Klazam uses a rope, do my very best to rebuke this dishonour by charging directly at him

Ropes offend Triceratops, dontchaknow.

AurorusVox · Post Post #1353 (isolation #62) » Sun Jul 10, 2011 1:38 am

Klazam wrote:
Action Edit: DONT USE A ROPE to get on the triceratops, just jump on the triceratops.

Welcome aboard.

AurorusVox · Post Post #1360 (isolation #63) » Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:04 pm

Packbat wrote:
jmj3000 is now carrying a shotgun loaded with one buckshot shell and two slugs. There are no more shotgun shells in his bag.

He shouldn't have shot the last one then, silly jmj. I hope you get surrounded by FOUR zombies, you bloodthirsty whore!

Packbat wrote:
Klazam's head is stuck in the ceiling; he cannot move until he is un-stuck.

I lol'd.
But where did the ceiling come from? Didn't I demolish the whole building? :p

Action: Destroy what remains of the building with my powerful tail/horns/hooves, without breaking Klazam's neck

AurorusVox · Sat Jul 30, 2011 11:08 pm

OSHIT
Klazam I so sorry

MOURN

AurorusVox · Post Post #1392 (isolation #65) » Mon Aug 08, 2011 5:10 am

RAMPAGE

AurorusVox · Mon Aug 08, 2011 11:02 pm

New Action: Charge at the shadowy figures using my horns to impale them through the heart

AurorusVox · Post Post #1411 (isolation #67) » Tue Aug 16, 2011 3:41 am

Stomp my hooves to create an area-of-effect tremor attack whilst yelling "DODGE THIS!" in Triceratopian

AurorusVox · Post Post #1424 (isolation #68) » Thu Aug 25, 2011 9:48 am

I'm surrounded by baddies?

Play Yahtzee with the reptilian creatures. If I lose, gore them with my horns.

AurorusVox · Sat Aug 27, 2011 12:35 am

Keep safe Packbat!

AurorusVox · Tue Aug 30, 2011 11:15 pm

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

But at least I won Yahtzee