Roll to Dodge: Zombie Apocalypse!

Klazam · Post Post #569 (isolation #0) » Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:32 pm

Any way i could get in the game?

Klazam · Post Post #588 (isolation #1) » Fri Mar 11, 2011 6:33 am

No problem. I can wait.

Klazam · Post Post #656 (isolation #2) » Sat Mar 19, 2011 4:08 pm

Let's see him fail to do nothing, hah

Klazam · Post Post #690 (isolation #3) » Wed Mar 23, 2011 1:16 pm

Now, Can i be /in?

Klazam · Post Post #724 (isolation #4) » Fri Mar 25, 2011 3:20 pm

wake up and figure out where I am.

I'm a college senior and a champion wrestler.

Klazam · Post Post #735 (isolation #5) » Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:50 am

hm. So i'm in the same basement as jmj and AV?

Klazam · Post Post #739 (isolation #6) » Mon Mar 28, 2011 7:27 am

help jmj find his way around while asking him what's going on

Klazam · Post Post #764 (isolation #7) » Tue Mar 29, 2011 6:30 pm

for your information: my character has this physique.

Klazam · Post Post #766 (isolation #8) » Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:26 am

I'll settle for muscles.

Wings can be clipped, muscles can't.

Klazam · Post Post #784 (isolation #9) » Sat Apr 02, 2011 8:22 pm

crap.

wake up

Klazam · Post Post #801 (isolation #10) » Tue Apr 05, 2011 2:18 pm

get up reallllly slowly

Klazam · Post Post #806 (isolation #11) » Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:26 pm

Klazam · Post Post #814 (isolation #12) » Fri Apr 08, 2011 6:18 am

Shit. I was sure I saw others here...

I'll go upstairs to the first floor, to try and get my bearings

Klazam · Post Post #815 (isolation #13) » Fri Apr 08, 2011 6:57 am

Packbat: is AV standing on chesskid or jmj?

Klazam · Post Post #845 (isolation #14) » Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:23 am

I have a better idea:

I find a rope that just happens to be lying right next to the hole, tie it to something solid, and pull both AV and jmj out of the hole

Klazam · Post Post #850 (isolation #15) » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:56 am

One roll has a better chance of success than many.

Klazam · Post Post #852 (isolation #16) » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:17 am

I'm not magicking a rope, i just happen to find it conviently(sp) coiled up besides the hole.

Klazam · Post Post #857 (isolation #17) » Mon Apr 11, 2011 12:14 pm

AV, maybe you should have a backup action in case I fail horribly.

Klazam · Post Post #889 (isolation #18) » Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:59 am

search for zombie-proof armor in the house

Klazam · Post Post #890 (isolation #19) » Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:00 am

(I have rope in my inventory, correct?)

Klazam · Post Post #894 (isolation #20) » Thu Apr 21, 2011 8:49 am

YES!

LETS SEE IF I CAN FIND AN AX TO GO WITH THAT.

look for an ax of some kind.

Klazam · Post Post #917 (isolation #21) » Tue Apr 26, 2011 6:34 am

I'll go back to the pit, and throw down one end of the rope (Having jmj tie it around his body), holding on the other end, and try to hoist jmj out.

The weight of my chainmail and my axes, when coupled with my massive body, should be enough to anchor myself, to pull out a skinny network analyst, so bonus please?

Also, since you're pretty secure Zodiark, why dont you check if there's a hatch on the top of bunker where you can do some long-range target practice with zombies?

Klazam · Post Post #927 (isolation #22) » Wed Apr 27, 2011 10:54 am

ActionEdit: Remove the part about jmj tying it around his waist.

Klazam · Post Post #947 (isolation #23) » Mon May 02, 2011 2:50 pm

I predict its tricky because either i or jmj fails and the other one succeeds.

Klazam · Post Post #967 (isolation #24) » Thu May 05, 2011 9:32 am

Am I in the same house as AV? If so,

I go to the garage to investigate the strange moaning sounds coming from there.

Klazam · Post Post #981 (isolation #25) » Thu May 05, 2011 3:29 pm

Random.org is just fine

Klazam · Post Post #982 (isolation #26) » Thu May 05, 2011 3:38 pm

Let me try this:

1 means I am awesome, the rest is not.

Original Dice Roll String: 1d1000
1 1000-Sided Dice: ( 1 ) = 1

Klazam · Post Post #983 (isolation #27) » Thu May 05, 2011 3:39 pm

Oh yeah, I'm AWESOME.

Klazam · Post Post #1014 (isolation #28) » Sat May 07, 2011 8:01 pm

jmj- want to go zombie hunting?

Klazam · Post Post #1032 (isolation #29) » Sun May 08, 2011 9:02 pm

use my axes to clear a path to the garage.

Klazam · Post Post #1035 (isolation #30) » Mon May 09, 2011 1:49 am

Hey. If chess and kcda gets a 1, do they get cured? Life is the opposite of death, hmm?

Klazam · Fri May 13, 2011 10:49 pm

Seeker99 wrote:
Kcdaspot wrote:HURRY UP.

Klazam · Post Post #1071 (isolation #32) » Sat May 14, 2011 4:47 am

NAAAAAAAA

Klazam · Post Post #1106 (isolation #33) » Wed May 18, 2011 5:52 am

I was trying to get to you, but my ax broke.

get my ax head out of the wall, and tie it to my rope so I have a long-range weapon

Klazam · Post Post #1142 (isolation #34) » Sat May 21, 2011 7:40 pm

Mod: I'm supposed to have my own coil of rope too. Inventory check, pls.
(by my count, I have a axflail, another ax, bigger one this time, medevial
Chain mail, and a coil of rope. Is this correct?)

If the above is correct,

open the garage door, and step outside (not closing the door)

I'm ready to go medevial on zombies. Who's with me?

Klazam · Post Post #1145 (isolation #35) » Sun May 22, 2011 4:22 pm

Naaw. I'm keeping my action.

Klazam · Post Post #1159 (isolation #36) » Wed May 25, 2011 5:07 am

WHOO. FUN. STAND BACK AV!

WHIRL MY AXFLAIL AND MOW DOWN ZOMBIES

Klazam · Post Post #1166 (isolation #37) » Wed May 25, 2011 1:42 pm

AWESOME.

Klazam · Post Post #1171 (isolation #38) » Wed May 25, 2011 3:05 pm

Scout out some place where i can loot food, but make sure that i'm close to AV, so i can protect the poor helpless lemon dude that he is.

Klazam · Post Post #1200 (isolation #39) » Tue May 31, 2011 4:40 pm

find items for a good burger in the store, and set up a grill outside, ready for a nice cookout.

Klazam · Post Post #1203 (isolation #40) » Wed Jun 01, 2011 7:05 am

I want me a burger.

In other words... TICK TOCK

Klazam · Post Post #1215 (isolation #41) » Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:58 pm

Steal AV's Chocolate Bunny

I saved your ass back there, gimme!

Klazam · Post Post #1221 (isolation #42) » Fri Jun 03, 2011 4:19 pm

THERE WILL BE BLOOD.

Axes vs Nailed board= who wins?

Axes naturally.

Klazam · Post Post #1223 (isolation #43) » Sat Jun 04, 2011 1:17 am

Thats what gonna happen when i finish stealing your bunny and you fail at hitting me. YEAH.

Klazam · Post Post #1225 (isolation #44) » Sat Jun 04, 2011 8:32 pm

gogogo

Klazam · Post Post #1235 (isolation #45) » Tue Jun 07, 2011 6:30 am

Ax AurorusVox, then take his chocolates from his twitching hand.

Klazam · Post Post #1237 (isolation #46) » Tue Jun 07, 2011 6:40 pm

I'm feeling generous, so

action edit: convince AV to stop smashing me in the head, and share his chocolates

Klazam · Post Post #1252 (isolation #47) » Sun Jun 12, 2011 9:02 pm

wander behind AV, happily nomming chocolates

Klazam · Wed Jun 15, 2011 12:49 pm

AV: I'll take care of it.

Finish up my chocolates, and scout the bowling alley, being 100% ax- ready.

Klazam · Post Post #1276 (isolation #49) » Sun Jun 19, 2011 4:11 am

Ax the zombies

Av, care to join me?

Klazam · Post Post #1285 (isolation #50) » Mon Jun 20, 2011 4:54 pm

zombies dont flee. OSHIT.

Figure out what i just axed

Klazam · Fri Jun 24, 2011 12:23 am

I don't trust cold-blooded things.

Finish off the creature

Klazam · Post Post #1309 (isolation #52) » Mon Jun 27, 2011 1:10 pm

BUMP?

Klazam · Post Post #1314 (isolation #53) » Wed Jun 29, 2011 9:47 pm

Uh.

Do i hear that?

Klazam · Post Post #1319 (isolation #54) » Thu Jun 30, 2011 3:46 pm

I cry "BANZAI!!" and go berserk with ax-fury, while charging towards the sound of AV's high pitched wail, with the intention of saving my poor lackey.

Nah.

Back out of the bowling alley, carefully watching for zombie/lizard signs.

REVENGE for smacking me on the head with your nailed board.

Klazam · Post Post #1333 (isolation #55) » Sat Jul 02, 2011 2:21 pm

sit on the street and recover, keeping a eye out for zombies

Klazam · Post Post #1336 (isolation #56) » Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:10 am

bump?

Klazam · Post Post #1345 (isolation #57) » Fri Jul 08, 2011 8:52 am

I go to inspect the crashing sounds. Obviously I'll find a triceratops. If so, I use my rope to lasso a horn, then swing up on the back, thereby riding it. YEAH. Control of the triceratops is optional.

Klazam · Post Post #1351 (isolation #58) » Sat Jul 09, 2011 9:01 pm

Action Edit: DONT USE A ROPE to get on the triceratops, just jump on the triceratops.

Klazam · Post Post #1362 (isolation #59) » Thu Jul 21, 2011 6:10 am

unstick myself from the roof so quickly that I still am on the triceratops

Klazam · Post Post #1375 (isolation #60) » Sun Jul 31, 2011 6:15 am

come back to life as a headless ghost

Klazam · Post Post #1377 (isolation #61) » Sun Jul 31, 2011 6:22 am

Then come back as a headed ghost dancing the salsa

Klazam · Post Post #1427 (isolation #62) » Thu Aug 25, 2011 9:57 pm

*A headed ghost with no body fades in being*

aaauuuurooooruuuusvoooox, iii cuuuurseeee theeee wiiith aaa oooneeeee.

*fades out*

Klazam · Fri Aug 26, 2011 11:32 am

*ssssshhhh*

Klazam · Post Post #1858 (isolation #64) » Mon Aug 06, 2012 8:17 pm

WOW. this is still going.

Klazam · Post Post #1862 (isolation #65) » Tue Aug 07, 2012 4:06 am

Apparently not. I'd have liked to re/in a while ago as a severed head, but no...

Klazam · Wed Oct 02, 2013 12:43 am

/re-in