Ready, Aim, Fire! Send targets to Rosso!

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This looks fun.

/in

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For the record, I shot Zu, so if you count him as doing nothing (which he technically did), I still win!

Also, I technically won without killing anyone (Did nothing, guy was already dead, won via modkill).

So does that mean I mod the next game?

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I'll mod. How long should I give for sign-ups?

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People in so far (I'll update this until sign-ups are closed):

Rosso Carne
lordy
geraintm
bird1111
three word name
TheEyeOfMordor
Sailor Jerry
Mastermind of Sin

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I think it'd be better if people don't discuss out of thread, not that it would make a huge difference. Any particular reason you're asking?

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You

just

noticed? Oh well, it's not a big deal...

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Yeah, I noticed. I thought that you just felt like calling me "Sarcasto".

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Since nobody has signed up in more than a day, I'll set a sign-up deadline for midnight tonight (Pacific time). After that, you can start sending in your PMs.

Edit: Okay, start sending in your PMs.

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Sarcy,

!list

please

Coming right up:

Rosso Carne

lordy

geraintm

bird1111

three word name

TheEyeOfMordor

Sailor Jerry

Mastermind of Sin

People in bold have sent in choices.

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Just for the record, if you say something specific in your PM, I’ll try to incorporate it, but I can’t guarantee anything.

Jerry decides to have a party, but he only invites Bird and Geraintm, because they’re the only ones who aren’t suicidal/homicidal nutcases. They eat chips and generally have a good time.

MoS, meanwhile, as one of the aforementioned suicidal nutcases, decides to shoot himself. But that isn’t good enough for MoS, oh no, because he’s a

Mastermind

. So he decides to shoot himself with a pickle. But this is no ordinary pickle. It’s a

radioactive

pickle. And as we’ve all learned from comic books, radioactive things give you superhuman abilities. And so MoS becomes… PickleMan!

Rosso, meanwhile, jealous of MoS’s mastermindiness, unmastermindily decides to kill him. But when he visits MoS, he is shocked to find PickleMan instead. Needless to say, PickleMan quickly disposed of Rosso with his pickle-related powers.

TWN, meanwhile, is having a party of his own, and he decides it’ll be way better than Jerry’s, because he’s

only

going to have suicidal nutcases attend. And as everyone knows, at suicidal nutcase parties, suicidal nutcases often try to out-suicide each other. So TWN, EoM, and Lordy all try to kill themselves in increasingly nonsensical ways. TWN, to start off, tries to cut down a tree to fall on him, but gets bored and jumps in front of bus instead. Needless to say, EoM and Lordy are not impressed. Lordy manages to beat himself to death with a soccer ball, which is a little bit more impressive. EoM, however, outdoes both of them. He forges a great Ring of Power, pouring all of his power into creating this ultimate weapon, before eventually allowing it to be dropped into the fires of Mount Doom by some hobbits, destroying him. If TWN and Lordy had been around, they would have agreed that EoM won the suicide contest. Unfortunately, they’re dead, just like EoM. Maybe they should have thought that through a little better.

MoS, Jerry, Bird and Geraintm are still alive. Send in your Round 2 Choices.

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geraintm

bird1111

Sailor Jerry

Mastermind of Sin

People in bold have sent in choices.

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Seeing how successful the previous suicide contest was, Bird and Jerry decide to have their own. Jerry starts it off by firing himself out of a trebuchet (catapults are so cliché) at a large rock. Splat goes the Jerry.

Bird is somewhat impressed, but knows he can beat it. He rigs up a large deathtrap that, when he pulls a rope, will unleash three tons of cantaloupes onto his skull, crushing it. But before he can pull the rope, in bursts… PickleMan! PickleMan, with his amazing pickle powers, fires pickle after pickle at Bird. But the pickles only stun Bird, so PickleMan moves in for the kill. What PickleMan doesn’t realise, however, is that his one weakness, cantaloupes, is directly above his head! He collapses, his energy drained. Bird, thinking fast, pulls the rope and sends the cantaloupes tumbling down upon PickleMan. Just before the life is sucked out of the Pickletastic superhero, Bird pulls off the PickleMask and sees PickleMan for who he really is, MoS!

Geraintm, meanwhile, is wondering what’s wrong with everybody. And then he eats some chips.

Bird and Geraintm are still alive. Send in your choices.

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Bird and Geraintm decide to put off killing each other/themselves/whatever in order to eat some chips.

Bird and Geraintm are still alive. Send in your choices. Faster, this time.

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Geraintm shoots Bird, who stands there looking confused. He then goes to eat some chips.

That was easy, Geraintm thought to himself.

Geraintm wins (how anti-climactic).

I guess he will mod the next game if he wants.

Just to clarify, I won't be playing next round. I'd prefer to keep my perfect record.