Roll to Dodge: Zombie Apocalypse!

theamatuer · Post Post #1407 (isolation #0) » Mon Aug 15, 2011 2:07 am

can I join as an replacement?

theamatuer · Post Post #1409 (isolation #1) » Mon Aug 15, 2011 1:04 pm

here right?
secret assasin, has profiency in most weapons and hand-to-hand combat. Can use anything to kill a man

theamatuer · Post Post #1491 (isolation #2) » Thu Oct 13, 2011 3:52 am

theamatuer · Post Post #1493 (isolation #3) » Sun Oct 16, 2011 1:16 pm

These dice
Are they in a frictionless no gravity environment or something?

theamatuer · Post Post #1500 (isolation #4) » Mon Oct 17, 2011 10:57 am

So yeah, what's my surroundings?

Attempt to draw out legendary weapon from thin air.

theamatuer · Post Post #1502 (isolation #5) » Mon Oct 17, 2011 11:42 am

I have a better idea then

go to gardening shop

theamatuer · Post Post #1512 (isolation #6) » Sun Oct 23, 2011 4:50 pm

theamatuer · Post Post #1519 (isolation #7) » Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:09 pm

Find and take fertilizer, and if possible, chainsaws or gas powered shears. Also:
Guns, gas.

theamatuer · Post Post #1532 (isolation #8) » Tue Nov 15, 2011 3:22 pm

Grab a bag of fertilizer and make towards the nearest house, destroying any zombies in the way

theamatuer · Post Post #1543 (isolation #9) » Sat Nov 26, 2011 6:52 am

knock on the door

theamatuer · Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:57 am

turn around in a corner and attempt to assassinate aliens

theamatuer · Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:37 am

*pissing on her face

theamatuer · Post Post #1574 (isolation #12) » Tue Mar 27, 2012 1:57 pm

head deeper into dark building

theamatuer · Fri Apr 06, 2012 11:12 am

What, you say this building is nothing but an empty corridor?
RAGE

theamatuer · Fri Apr 06, 2012 12:29 pm

DO SECRET ASSASIN STUFF AND SNEAK UP TO SECOND FLOOR

theamatuer · Post Post #1620 (isolation #15) » Tue Apr 24, 2012 4:04 pm

DEEPER INTO THE BUILDING

theamatuer · Sat May 05, 2012 12:00 pm

enter the closest room to find weaponry and stuff

theamatuer · Post Post #1651 (isolation #17) » Thu May 17, 2012 6:40 pm

explore the remainder of the department

Also hammerspace those kitchen knifes if I havent done so. Max damage is sex

theamatuer · Fri May 18, 2012 10:55 am

katty bard

theamatuer · Post Post #1662 (isolation #19) » Thu May 24, 2012 4:44 pm

Well that is awkward 0.O

theamatuer · Post Post #1670 (isolation #20) » Sun May 27, 2012 4:15 am

get weapons with JDGA and katty

theamatuer · Post Post #1688 (isolation #21) » Fri Jun 01, 2012 6:48 pm

Stop dying.

booby trap door with multiple kitchen knives

theamatuer · Post Post #1705 (isolation #22) » Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:18 am

hey JDGA, wanna team up against them?

kill the aliens and steal their guns

theamatuer · Post Post #1719 (isolation #23) » Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:24 pm

BAH

twitch towards windowsill with guns

theamatuer · Post Post #1730 (isolation #24) » Sun Jun 10, 2012 9:59 am

In post 1726, Packbat wrote:
In post 1719, theamatuer wrote:BAH

twitch towards windowsill with guns

I'm not quite sure I understand your intentions, here - do you mean you'll pick up the guns and move towards JDGA and Katty Bard?

yes

theamatuer · Post Post #1739 (isolation #25) » Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:39 am

go to where JDGA and katty are

theamatuer · Post Post #1745 (isolation #26) » Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:58 pm

Give JDGA telekinetic abilities

theamatuer · Post Post #1763 (isolation #27) » Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:01 am

unlock the apartment door which for some reason seems to be closed

theamatuer · Post Post #1792 (isolation #28) » Thu Jun 28, 2012 3:34 am

I thought I opened the door from the outside :\

head down to the first floor

theamatuer · Post Post #1822 (isolation #29) » Mon Jul 16, 2012 1:46 pm

kill things with Katty

theamatuer · Post Post #1830 (isolation #30) » Sat Jul 21, 2012 3:24 pm

investigate map somewhere safe

theamatuer · Post Post #1855 (isolation #31) » Sat Aug 04, 2012 7:04 am

be invisible

theamatuer · Post Post #1910 (isolation #32) » Tue Aug 28, 2012 6:47 am

slap acrv through space-time then flee

theamatuer · Post Post #1918 (isolation #33) » Tue Sep 11, 2012 5:45 pm

view the map now

theamatuer · Post Post #1940 (isolation #34) » Thu Sep 20, 2012 5:02 pm

run awayyyyyy

theamatuer · Post Post #1951 (isolation #35) » Sun Sep 30, 2012 7:56 am

climb the building

theamatuer · Post Post #1981 (isolation #36) » Thu Oct 25, 2012 6:32 pm

keep climbing

sorry

theamatuer · Post Post #2016 (isolation #37) » Sun Nov 25, 2012 2:19 pm

head into the woods

theamatuer · Post Post #2048 (isolation #38) » Sun Jan 06, 2013 7:01 pm

jump off the building

surely nothing bad will come of this

theamatuer · Post Post #2086 (isolation #39) » Sun Feb 03, 2013 5:08 pm

head into the forest