Micro 856: Contagion in the Palace [Game Over]

[Eragon]

Watch your tongue or have it cut from your head
Save your life by keeping whispers unsaid
Children roam the streets now orphans of war
Bodies hanging in the streets to adore

Royal flames will carve the path in chaos
Bringing daylight to the night
Death is riding in the town with armor
Because thail take all your rights

Hail to the king, hail to the one
Kneel to the crown, stand in the sun
Hail to the king (hail, hail, hail, the king)

Blood is spilled while holding keys to the throne
Born again, but it's too late to atone
No mercy from the edge of the blade
Thail'll escape and learn the price to be paid

Let the water throw it's shades of red now
Arrows black out all the light
Death is rotting in the town with armor
Thail've come to grant you your rights

Hail to the king, hail to the one
Kneel to the crown, stand in the sun
Hail to the king (hail, hail, hail, the king)

There's a taste of fear (hail, hail, hail)
When the henchmen call (hail, hail, hail)
Iron fist to tame them (hail, hail, hail)
Iron fist to claim it all (hail, hail, hail)

Hail to the king, hail to the one
Kneel to the crown, stand in the sun

Hail to the king, hail to the one
Kneel to the crown, stand in the sun
Hail to the king (hail, hail, hail)


First

[Eragon]

also second 0.0

[Eragon]

so uh...

anyone play Dark souls remastered for the switch recently?

pretty "fun" game amirite?

[Eragon]

VOTE: Eragon

trash book series, trash opening posts

THIS IS AN AFFRONT THAT SHALL NOT BE TOLERATED.

THOU ART AN EVIL PLAGUE THAT HAST NO MORE BRAIN THAN MINE ELBOW.

[Eragon]

Hate the movie
burn the movie
shred the movie
trash the movie
watch the movie
kill the movie
stab the movie
let your cat piss on the movie

BUT YOU DO NOT INSULT THE BOOK SERIES

[Eragon]

how dareth thou. Tolkien is a good series as well, but nowhere near the same story. If thou knave dost consider Eragon to be regurgitated Tolkien, thou truly hast no brains. Tolkien is about a small dude who finds a ring and everyone goes nuts and tries to throw the ring into a volcano. Eragon is a story about a poor young farmer that gets thrown into legends of the past, meets a dragon, and goes through countless adventures to gain liberty from a tyrannical ruler. Thou cannot simply thinketh that Eragon is a copy of LoTR. Christopher Paolini is a true genius and deserves very much praise and recognition for this work, nay masterpiece, of art.




no



p-edit: you do you, i do me, he does she. What will be will be, and humanity cannot changeth the outcome.

[Eragon]

I spoiled myself the roger ackyord murder by accident and I'm still mad
I was halfway even aaaaa

VOTE: Maestro

Really I just wanted to defenestrate myself at that point
Also defenestrate is like the best word ever

I will NEVER be a fan of these off-putting "roleplay" things people seem to like doing. It's like forcing everybody else to sign up for a tiny themed game that they can escape by lynching somebody, except the player isn't a mod who's gone through any review of their flavor, and they're usually bad at keeping it up or providing content as they do. So just do us all a favor, and fk off with it. Thank u, next.

What

uhhh did you like have a coughing attack or something while you were typing this.
roger "hackyard" murder?
is that a name or a meme

now, prepare to defenestrate yourself from this
( i actually dont know what it means but it sounds like defense + remonstrate so im assuming its like arguing a defense)

[Eragon]

also segaco, ocages, gasocea whatever, you rememeber me right
from ToS 0.0

[Eragon]

wait you actually think i was planning on doing that for the full game?

[Eragon]

LUL

[Eragon]

also why do you even consider posts about 10 posts into the game and when only 3 people have checked in "distracting fluff posts"

its memeing, fluffing, yes.

how is it distracting. Distracting from what? nothingness.

[Eragon]

when you made that post, other than posts i myself made, the only posts were

-a blank-ass RvS vote from Wisdom -> Segaco

-a RvS vote from you -> me, saying you hate Eragon

so the "fluffy posts" of super-duper early game distracted from what?

mod posts? super AI
my own posts? Wow, im amazed i want to distract people from my own posts top tier clutch plays lulz xd

an RvS vote that meant literally nothing

another RvS vote that meant literally nothing in the overall scene

[Eragon]

Snatch your chain and mace your eyes
If it feels good, tastes good
It must be mine

is there a nice pagetop up for the grabs :3

[Eragon]

uhhh did you like have a coughing attack or something while you were typing this.
roger "hackyard" murder?
is that a name or a meme

now, prepare to defenestrate yourself from this
( i actually dont know what it means but it sounds like defense + remonstrate so im assuming its like arguing a defense)

It's an Agatha Christe book, you should probably go read it. I'm genuinely mad such a great trick I had never seen before was revealed to me before I could finish the damn book

Defenestration = the act of throwing someone out a window
An oddly specific word, but y'know

And of course I remember you my dearest eragon <33
Hii

it sounds interesting, and the fact that its a book is appealing, but i've never really gotten into those types of like "mystery book" genres.
I thought the Westing Game was okay, but thats like, as far as i've delved into the mystery world of books.
I prefer more like realistic fantasy/fantasy and books like that, Percy Jackson(and all the further series), LoTR, Eragon, Fablehaven/beyonders/5 kingdoms, and so much more lmfao.

well... im shocked theres actually a specific word for "throwing someone out a window"

<3 i actually didn't know you played mafia until i saw that you were on this site.

[Eragon]

You guys can vote for me and I'll infect the assassin

with pleasure

VOTE: Dunnstral

[Eragon]

oh hey this game is the perfect use of the word WIFOM(Wine in front of me) and needing to choose the poison or non-poison.

fun times when FM terms relate to the actual FM game you are playing.

[Eragon]

I might be an annoyance.

VOTE: Maestro

Just because long and terrible poetry is long and terrible is not a reason to get worked up over people. Or is it?

Was "The Raven" long and terrible poetry 0.0

probably

but was it an amazing poem and praised as a beautiful work of art?

definitely

[Eragon]

has none of you played aitp before?

fewer words, more votes

i strongly strongly disagree with you.

if we scumhunt well enough to find scum D1, then the assasin has 2 days to find the single king out of 5 people.

random voting is literally praying to RNG that we hit the assasin before it gets down to 3-4 people left

[Eragon]

indeed i have

[Eragon]

lmao whatever

I'm assuming we can still post, because thread is unlocked
don't infect anyone at least trying to be intelligent and charismatic

so like, go for Eragon





obviously

you mean im not charismatic
objectively false

the intelligence is like 50/50

[Eragon]

youre objectively wrong

how?

why don't we go play Russian Roulette or game of Craps or some shit if you want to only use RNG

[Eragon]

and this is why RNG is stupid

Starwing, its up to you to decide

is the scum Segaco or wisdom?

[Eragon]

RNG.

Playing.

Is.

Stupid.

So segaco was the assasin?

[Eragon]

like this literally wasn't even a mafia game

[Eragon]

Eh it’s fine, this game was just bad in general


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