Micro 956 | 2of4 | Dinosaur Comics™ - GAME OVER!

[Porkens]

I feel like you aren’t reading my posts. They aren’t that long so please do me the courtesy.

[Porkens]

I’m not trying to sway you CM1. I’m trying to illustrate how you are dead certain Peta is town.

[Porkens]

Please answer my question peta

[Porkens]

i woulda hammered you with not_mafia dude. you know that.

Yeah I’m 95% sure that’s the case. But 5% of me thinks you have the ego and position to go for the hardcore bragging rights win on max difficulty. Is it likely? No, but it’s at least a possibility.

You coming in here in the morning suspicious of me after all that shit yesterday inflamed my paranoia.

[Porkens]

the worst part is that i was ready to admit that i could've been wrong about CM1 - i am far from doing that now

That’s a shame. That’s why I need you to no cancel so I have a last chance to prove I’m doc.

[Porkens]

the worst part is that i was ready to admit that i could've been wrong about CM1 - i am far from doing that now

i would have told you to stand your ground anyway, but now we don't get to do the deliberation thing

Really what reaction did you expect from me? It sure seemed like you were rolling in already flip flopped.

[Porkens]

Oh never mind I misunderstood you mean stand your ground on CM1 being town.

[Porkens]

Who do you think I tried to kill?

[Porkens]

Huh, fair enough

Lol if I was scum I'd 100% try to kill you because I'd be worried that you wouldn't have flipped away from me xD

Now that I believe.

[Porkens]

Look, here it is. We are going to no cancel until the mod tells us we have to cancel or someone dies.

If someone dies, go ahead and kill me.

If the former happens, I will be clear, and so will my target.


It’s either that or you kill me now, and two of you lose with me.

[Porkens]

Sorry, I screwed that up.

We no-cancel until no one dies AND we are NOT forced to cancel. Then I’m clear.

If someone dies, go ahead and kill me.

There we go.

[Porkens]

Please let me know if you don’t understand how that works I’ll be happy to explain and have the mod confirm.

[Porkens]

Yes. You could.

[Porkens]

I’m not trying to rush shit, and have no power to do so if I was.

[Porkens]

Suit yourselves. I bear no responsibility if town wants to throw the game away due to sheer impatience.

[Porkens]

No-cancel is a no-lose proposition for town.

[Porkens]

As usual, your position is situational and needs-based.

[Porkens]

Yesterday you said it was impossible for me to be scum with NM. But keep goin with your certainties.

It’s cool to see you guys finally “get” each other.

[Porkens]

Sure you do.

[Porkens]

I'm happy to no-cancel if the other 2 wanted to but slow rolling things is just painful now

And yeah I thought it was but at the same time idk how hard it is to coordinate a quick hammer between 2 players

It’s obvious you are dying to cancel today, and said “oh I’d be fine blah blah” 4 times now just to show how much of a team player you are.

But at the first hint that one of them is ready to vote, boom oh it’s too burdensome to wait.

[Porkens]

Like the thing you are claiming mechanically clears you is the same thing that mechanically clears me.

[Porkens]

By your own explanation.

[Porkens]

The point is you are scum, CM1. That’s the point.

[Porkens]

VOTE: CM1

[Porkens]

That’s my paranoia of Peta going for the glory win. I’m aware my protect target doesn’t do shit for my believability so I just didn’t bother. Then CM1 outed it anyway so I just let it go completely at that point.

[Porkens]

What do you mean what do I mean? You know what I mean.

[Porkens]

I saved Peta last night. But it’s pointless to out that when Peta rolls into the thread with “DUHHH GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT PORKENS SUCM R!!!”

then CM1 says “oh well if I were scum I definitely would have killed peta”

So like what the fuck good does it do? No, the only way you will believe I’m doctor is if I provably save someone, otherwise it’s just wifom. I’m not an idiot.

[Porkens]

I don’t have to argue this point: peta knows how he started the day.

[Porkens]

Are you kidding me? It sets him up perfectly for “OH WOW YOU GUYS HE WAS ACTUALLY SCUM NO EAY” if it goes through without actually pushing it beyond adding one vote which turns to distance of it goes through.

You just spent the last month telling us all how bad he is, so you can maaaybe understand why I’d be suspicious of you suddenly deciding there not is alright?

[Porkens]

Like read that “oh failed miscancel I h what a waste failed miscancel facepalm” and tel me that’s genuine? Don’t be such a giant mark, peta.

[Porkens]

like tou can’t honestly believe that.

[Porkens]

That was @at peta.

[Porkens]

No it was because you were desperately trying to get me hung. Your partner died and you were still voting for me. Meanwhile, I voted NM first and told peta to get on that wagon.

[Porkens]

You even went so far as to shriek about how I couldn’t even be scum with n-m in an effort to swing the vote from him to me

[Porkens]

Day 1: pushed Peta, hung Clark
Night 1: saved hikari
Day 2: paranoid disbelief of Ali, not on nexus wagon
Night 2: saved from death by the JK
Day 3: more distrust of Ali and Peta, not on Umlaut wagon
Night 3: saved Ali or Ali prevented the kill by PK
Day 4: no clue who scum is, suggests holster no-cancel
Night 4: holsters
Day 5: sees the light, heads wagon on scum
Night 5: saved Peta
Day 6| gets fucking mislynched

Game over town loses.


OR

Day 1: pushes Ali, jumps off to hang Clark
Day 2: pushes Ali, jumps off to hang Nexus
Day 3: pushes Ali, jumps off to hand Umlaut
Day 4: pushes Ali, jumps off to No-cancel
Night 4: kills Ali
Day 5: does everything I. His power to prevent the lynch on N-M, pushing claimed doc
Night 5: kills peta, presumably
Day 6: benefits from town paranoia, wins! Town loses! Yaaaay!

[Porkens]

I think I have one last question. Porkens - you made listings of people yesterday that were pretty solid. Peta is cleared by virtue of you being scum in those listings. Why did you originally think it could be him today? Just because he geared up to vote you, in your opinion?

During the night I started thinking about the conversations about cocky players open wolfing and winning anyway, like my theory that Ali was open wolfing. And I thought “shit, peta is going to be clear tomorrow, so that could be the case”. Regardless of that paranoia I protected him because I thought CM1 could probably convince you to hang me.

Then day opened and peta sure enough starts off doubting me, then calls me “fella” like he’s sure. That confirmed my paranoia and here we are.

[Porkens]

I think I have one last question. Porkens - you made listings of people yesterday that were pretty solid. Peta is cleared by virtue of you being scum in those listings. Why did you originally think it could be him today? Just because he geared up to vote you, in your opinion?

The possibilities were
Peta/pork
pork/NM
NM/CM1

Based on the idea that peta scum would play normally.

My worry was that he wouldn’t play normally.

[Porkens]

I am slightly worried that I am being stupid here because Porkens is going insane.

he's smart enough to know a NL doesn't clear him as doctor in any way so him arguing for that is fairly bad. i think he saw i thought him being paranoid and flaily is town-indicative for him and played that up. we can take our time if you want, reread things, but i do think occam's razor on the night actions makes it pretty clear here.

Hold on hold on, do you not understand how I could mechanically price that I’m doctor? Please be straight with me on this.

[Porkens]

he's smart enough to know a NL doesn't clear him as doctor in any way

If we NL, we will know whether mafia tries to kill, because the next day we will be either forced to cancel or free to no cancel.

If we are free to no cancel, it means mafia tried to kill.

In that circumstance, if no one died, the only explanation would be that I saved someone.

[Porkens]

You didn’t ask a fucking question, what do you want to know?

[Porkens]

Piss? I think piss is just hanging back hoping town eats itself. I just can find piss’ partner as everyone is fine killing him

This is me calling pisskop scum

I guess the only real problem I have is that how can he be so sure pisskop is town? I'm not sure at all. by the way what is a "failed" mischance anyway?

Pisskop townread seems to be coming from how people are reading pisskop and not based on what pisscop is actually doing.

This is me criticizing CM1s townread of pisskop

Pisskop sucks because it’s unreadable. Im leaning town but I’ve lurked my way to scum wins just like that as well.

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Posskop replaced site wide as far as I could tell. He complained about work and wasn’t posting actively at all. I was starting to think he was just busy. Then he replaced.

[Porkens]

No but it seemed like a reasonable cause for him to not play the game. His posts weren’t prticularily scuy. The scummiest thing was the lurking, but if he was just too busy to really play that was a competing reason for the scummiest thing about him. I just wasn’t confident.

[Porkens]

All of those posts were before he replaced out CM1 but misrepresent more.

[Porkens]

I thought you were town until you imploded out of desperation yesterday

[Porkens]

But it turns out I made all that effort to bus instead.

[Porkens]

And you were perfectly willing to callme scum with N_M for most of the day before you decided to shed that lie too

[Porkens]

Peta wanted to vote for you. I talked him in to my partner NM. Is that a brilliant scum play or what?!

[Porkens]

What what all means? Please I just want to communicate, what is it that I don’t know?

[Porkens]

I am slightly worried that I am being stupid here because Porkens is going insane.

he's smart enough to know a NL doesn't clear him as doctor in any way so him arguing for that is fairly bad. i think he saw i thought him being paranoid and flaily is town-indicative for him and played that up. we can take our time if you want, reread things, but i do think occam's razor on the night actions makes it pretty clear here.

Hold on hold on, do you not understand how I could mechanically price that I’m doctor? Please be straight with me on this.

i don't think you know what it all means

What what all means hikari? Please tell me what you mean

[Porkens]

Mislynch me. I give up. Good job CM1.

[Porkens]

NGL this game almost killed me.

I’m very sorry Ali. And Clark!

CM1 your performance was pure evil. You deserve a scummy. Well done. Fuck you. (That’s with love)



Ok back on vacation.