Micro 995: Secret Jesters

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Ego

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I'm sorry everyone. I'm actually scum under the guise of an IC.

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I'm sorry everyone. I'm actually scum under the guise of an IC.

I think it was pretty towny of you to finally admit it, so I'll be willing to townread your scum confession. I promise I won't vote you again for a while.

What do you think of AJ, confirmed townie? You shall be the beacon of hope, the guide of town, the voice of reason.

Is he being scummy or is it my intuition pranking me?

am getting some bad vibes too tbh. Not sure if it's scum indicative or jester but i'm leaning more on scum.

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VOTE: The Swedes

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Raymond's a jester because his push on me is intentionally bad

I'm a vanilla town because I swear it by my honor and moral code. If I'm lying here, I'm simply a bad person

So if you call me anything that isn't VT here, you're accusing me of being a bad person and I might take that quite personally. Or you could just believe that I'm a VT and avoid all the drama

is this serious or a joke? I can't tell.

I might be reading too much into this but this doesn't look like what a jester would post.

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triplets?

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VOTE: A J Carmichael

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played so bad they got lynched in a jester game as a vt against three other jesters

dunno if i should be amused or sad

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Grace you have pointed out that mafia win when the next town gets killed so is this not the time to be tryharding?

says the guy voting the ic

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Hello!

I am your new SISSY COOPER!

All posts on this account will be the new SISSY COOPER!

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I have one offer to the Jesters in this game:

BE THE JESTER YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD!

That's right, I think we should be seeing this more as a contest. Whichever jester, that truly embraces the jester persona, more than the town pretending to be jesters and the mafia pretending to be jesters, that truly makes the funniest posts, I think that jester should receive our votes today.

If you truly believe in your jesteryness, then I want to see some truly funny posts.

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I clearly need to binge Umbrella Academy to prepare for my role in this game

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Come on Lila, you can do funnier posts than that! I gotta believe in your desire to really embrace that jester persona!

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So I'm not like hard opposed to giving lila the w if she wants to hardclaim jest and give some townsiding reads before we give it to her

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I probably would have done a j too so I don't fault my predecessor

I'm not sure how I feel about hazel yet

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Could do cha cha

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Could do grace

But bad news guys, town probably isn't winning this game

Let's give it to some jesters before we botch it?

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That's concerning

You were my one townread lol

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I really thought you were town trying to solve while half pretending to be jester

Lmaoooo I definitely cannot salvage this game for town

You have any other reads?

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Alright I believe both lila and raymond

Lila townside a bit, who do you think is actually scum/town?

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Town obviously is Rofa and Handler and of course Sissy.

Explain a bit more on rofa and handler?

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Yeah we can do lila first, just let me hear some more reasoning on the townreads

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VOTE: Sissy

Unless I missed something town just loses right?

The three jesters get killed next and mafia reach parity. Town can try to get killed to screw the jesters but it seems like mafia win is assured unless people decide not to kill sissy here.

Actually, I guess I could be killed if people want to keep the game going, that is another option

Ara, ara, what does this mean?

also, fuck, my reads are garbage

VOTE: Lila Pitts

This sort of tryharding with bad reads suggests trying to scumhunt and failing. Probably Mafia. The rest of this page is full of jesters.

VOTE: Raymond

This read is so accurate that it's either scum tmi or high accuracy town and it's gonna be hard to make that call on a stealth alt lolol

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Raymond how do you feel about cha cha?

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When did rofa obvtown?

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Did anyone claim vt other than aj?

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Is that a serious read Raymond?

Only serious posts from now on, we need to seriously scumhunt this game

Now stop flooding this place, scum.

this is a scum

VOTE: Raymond Chestnut

I think you might actually be town here, so you and sissy are like, going to be my two rocks this game while figure out how tf to navigate this game and actually make it so that we win

I do not get why hazel townreads chacha here, does this read seem townie to you lila? Obviously the aj/raymond reads early were both pretty accurate but this is where I'd get a bit nervous

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Raymond's a jester because his push on me is intentionally bad

I'm a vanilla town because I swear it by my honor and moral code. If I'm lying here, I'm simply a bad person

So if you call me anything that isn't VT here, you're accusing me of being a bad person and I might take that quite personally. Or you could just believe that I'm a VT and avoid all the drama

Dude this is not how u play a jester game

Sorry off topic

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oh I forgot

UNVOTE:

Thinking this slot is not town

Not sure how to separate scum from jester #3 tho

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Guess we will see based on the flip since Cha Cha hammered.

Kinda feelin AJ scum Cha Cha Jester vibes

This feels not town too

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Handler is Town and Rofa is Mafia.

Expand on this?

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Rofa is definitely the towniest, even if he's not town

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Raymond and Hazel.

Chainsaw go brrrrrr

VOTE: Raymond

This pings too

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I think grace has also been very townie

It's hard to tell if the towniest players are actually town in this setup, but grace and hazel have both been very townie regardless of alignment

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Swedes third jester, cha cha scum, handler scum, grace + hazel vts?

How does that sound to you lila?

Raymond do you agree?

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Handler is Town and Rofa is Mafia.

If I am wrong I believe this could be more accurate

Grace do you agree on swedes as third jest?

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Raymond and lila

do you both think chacha is groupscum over jester?

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If the solution is:

Lila - VT
Grace/Handler - Jester/VT

then both scum are in Raymond - Swedes - Hazel.

I think Swedes makes the most sense to be the Jester in those three.

In fact we should offer Raymond/Swedes/Hazel a chance to claim Jester - it would put the other 2 in a bad spot.

Damn this is a pretty good post tho

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Do we have 4 jesters? I thought we had lila+raymond+swedes?

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I mean...

I also think you and grace are likely the scum team here, handler town, cha cha jester, raymond.jester, swedes jester

Hmmmmm

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I think I need cha cha and swedes to claim jester/not jester

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So we have:
Grace, hazel, handler -- claimed town
Cha cha, swedes -- no hardclaim but implied maybe jester
Grace, raymond -- claimed jester

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I need cha cha to clarify what he wants to claim, since idk if 2 claimed jests will adjust his proposal

You guys are welcome to continue the shitpost war I don't mind it at all

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Fixed:
Grace, hazel, handler -- claimed town
Cha cha, swedes -- no hardclaim but implied maybe jester
Lila, raymond -- claimed jester

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I will say that we probably gotta go jester claim-->possible scum-->jester claim so there's still reason to settle on a solve now that the gamestate is more comprehensible

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Cause jester #2 gotta hit scum with town

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So you're committing to a town claim Swedes?

What's your thought on Cha Cha?

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VOTE: Sissy

Unless I missed something town just loses right?

The three jesters get killed next and mafia reach parity. Town can try to get killed to screw the jesters but it seems like mafia win is assured unless people decide not to kill sissy here.

If you are town can you expand on what you were going for with this post?

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I mean there's two claimed jesters, if you want to win with town now would be the time to tryhard, especially since you were not particularly high in my town list

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I think people are just going off the character's gender, is the Handler not female in the show?

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Hot take: Lila doesn’t want to elim Grace. Jesters don’t give a fuck

ngl this feels like a scummy take

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not trying to demoralize you if you are town btw, I guess I could just give you some more room, but I think it's also good to be clear that you are still very much in the POE for me

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Yes, I am Sissy 2, from a different timeline (or something? I'll try to watch the first episode tonight so my memes can be better)

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So you're pretty sure Chacha is jest?

VOTE: Sissy

Unless I missed something town just loses right?

The three jesters get killed next and mafia reach parity. Town can try to get killed to screw the jesters but it seems like mafia win is assured unless people decide not to kill sissy here.

what's your take on this swedes post hazel?

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Also given your response about grace

sorry which one?

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Lila you do have too many town right? You've said Hazel, Handler, and Grace are all town, which is not possible

Given one of those townreads has to be wrong, and proobably groupscum, I'm inclined to think handler.

I don't townread 236 and I think I bet the game for town here most the time on Handler being the highest consistency redflip.

But, as I said when I entered this game, I'm also not thinking town wins this game. It would in fact be a statistical anomaly for town to win at this point.

I'm at like:
-Hazel had a very suspect townread on Cha Cha, but other than that has been kinda townie (so one ping)
-Grace has a lot of IIOA and also made this post:

Handler is Town and Rofa is Mafia.

Which could very easily be scum indicative

Handler has pinged me at least 3 times but could be town on tone, still thinking very likely redflip tho

Cha Cha is most likely Jester, but honestly the play they did at the beginning of this dayphase I could literally see coming from any alignment at this point (even town lol), and if Cha Cha is town then Handler's scum rating goes up like 90x for that one post in response to it (not saying this is the case, but if Cha Cha is town they should realize Handler is like alllways scum here)

Swedes is.... ehhhh a read I probably end up getting wrong and losing the game on, ngl, the likelihood I ace this game at this point is low. I honestly could see the vote on my slot at start of this dayphase as coming from town but honestly they've made a lot of scummy posts

I'm not finding it particularly easy to find two *hard* town out of the scum/VT pool tbh

I do think Handler acting as though Lila ever flips anything other than jester this game is the scummiest thing I've seen recently though

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I'm concerned about how easily people are willing to let Jesters win. If we give a free win to a Jester and then mislim a Jester, then suddenly we are down to one Jester. If we hit Mafia today then tomorrow we can safely kill a Jester or two and then hunt in the VT claims. In any case we aren't shooting in the VT claims today, so we should probably focus our efforts on finding the scum among the Jester claims.

Right now we have no scum among the jester claims, do we? We have 3 jesters for 3 jester slots, the question being whether Cha Cha doubles down on jester claim at this point

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Yeah 492 is not a flip order we ever actually do

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I think Swedes currently is trying to imply he was town willing to gamethrow at start of day because he saw the game as lost--not a totally implausible argument, ngl, but I think his d1 play was scummy independently so I don't townread him for that, even though he could be highly demoralized town pretty easily. If so town probably just loses tho because I don't think I can play around his iso through endgame

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I think I got enough from Lila tbh VOTE: Lila

let's advance gamestate

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Handler + grace is my solve atm

You can vote anywhere but *only* vote who you think is *groupscum* today

The jesters need to help town hit *one groupscum* so we can give a second jester a win tomorrow

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Swedes is town he just has a diff attitude about jesters than I do

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So who between (swedes, chacha, raymond) is scum?

None

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I think swedes is town that wanted all the jesters to lose with town

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Yes it is but it also is probably true lmao

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Lila trying to townside but almost certainly being wrong on grace is why it was easier to just give her the w lol

Grace's post that swedes is always scum was verrrry wolfy

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VOTE: Sissy

Unless I missed something town just loses right?

The three jesters get killed next and mafia reach parity. Town can try to get killed to screw the jesters but it seems like mafia win is assured unless people decide not to kill sissy here.

Town conceding

VOTE: Sissy

Unless I missed something town just loses right?

The three jesters get killed next and mafia reach parity. Town can try to get killed to screw the jesters but it seems like mafia win is assured unless people decide not to kill sissy here.

Actually, I guess I could be killed if people want to keep the game going, that is another option

Town gamethrowing so jesters lose

175 is like, an extremely townie thought process that explains the throw in 184

I could be wrong but I think this is a town indicative thought process

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Like, I looked at my slot for replace in and was like 'alright lets play kingmaker before we lose'

Different people process near certain losses in different ways, and swedes internalizing the game is lost for town is very townie

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Nah I'm not wrong about swedes

If I'm wrong somewhere it'd be on Hazel, Hazel is like, nominally scummy, but you and Grace are both much scummier

Hazel reads like town that is struggling to reconcile that the only other VT in the game is gamethrowing, whereas you and grace just read like scum to me

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lol do jesters still play after they win?

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To be clear, Lila willing to fight for her townreads after she has literally won the game is why she won the first round of jester ball

I actually think she just didn't see that she won yet tho

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The play is to kill either me or cha cha today is it not, its against their wincon if they are jester

are you really holding a jester claim?

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Actually I think he's not and that post just reads really weird

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VOTE: the handler

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This post means Swedes cannot be Town.

are you sure you don't want to do this slot first raymond? this is probably the scummiest post in the game

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UNVOTE:

not trying to stall out the wagon but I'll see the argument before a speedhammer goes through

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This is also absolutely not jester because if Raymond wins, then he never can.

IT IS PLAIN. IT IS SIMPLE

yeah, as I said, swedes is town lol

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Handler I dunno what to do here tho since you seem to think Grace is town

if you want to sell me on hazel scum then I'll hear you out but I'm not really interested in a swedes push rn

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I mean you also started the game pretending to be a jester, Swedes did too, but then you both *changed* when the first greenflip hit. You started towning up, he gave up, both seem much more indicative of town changing how they approach the game than grace and handler who feel like hitting green day 1 in a game with 5 non-town isn't hilariously demoralizing. Grace's read of Swedes is just too superficial, you're very vocal and you believe in what you're saying but I think you're wrong.

Handler I could be wrong on tbh, I think Grace is a bit scummier, but idk how I don't flip Handler here if Handler will never vote Grace.

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ngl I could be wrong on swedes town

idk why he does this as groupscum when I'm townreading him tho? like maybe he really is jester? in which case cha cha could be scum?

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if cha cha is groupscum you're gonna make him real angry swedes lol

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Town support is going to raymond (at least mine) and jesters need all of town to get elimiated tomorrow so yeah.

The other two jesters have already lost ngl

sorta a funny post actually

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You think Raymond, as groupscum, claims jester and when I say the winner of jester ball gets elimmed day 1 he posts alpaca gifs?

That's some ballsy play, I seriously considered awarding alpaca gifs the winner of day 1 jester ball

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Tbh I thought swedes would drop the jester claim

Gotta reprocess a lot of solve now

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So you're holding jester claim cha cha?

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You should help us decide between ray and swedes then, bearing in mind that if we do not hit the scum in those 2 we all run into some problems?

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Also I'm sorry Cha Cha, you did play a good game

I'm confused, did we lose? Was raymond town pretending to be jester?

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Yeah I'm just kinda confused by the hammer

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This is a funny setup

There's such an impressive array of ways for town to lose lmao

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Agreed let's get cha cha out of the game amiright?

VOTE: cha cha

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VOTE: swedes

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Cha cha take vengeance on he who hath denied you your wincon

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what's funny is both players self hammer, because if we change off swedes and go to cha cha scum lose

So either swedes is jester and self hammers or swedes is scum and self hammers lmaoooooo

I kinda even think it's grace/cha cha but who cares when hazel is obvious town and is totally committed to swedes scum

Either swedes self hammers as scum and has to believe we guess wrong on last scum or we give it to jesters for a jester sweep

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on the plus side, we flipped nothing but non-town as soon as I entered the game

on the town side, that loses the game in this setup!

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I don't really think Cha Cha was that jestery tbh, he wanted to flip someone else that would end the game for scum win and then refused to vote a jester because that would mean he would mean he'd be in a very awkward 1v1

anyway gg, we gave it to the jesters because.... reasons? idk, voting raymond when I say he's jester and we're not doing him is like, not really productively working with your clear

grace and cha cha probably tilted af from this

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I still think killing Lila for townsiding as 3p and shielding scum!grace was the right call although I guess I didn't account for the likelihood that swedes would do something like push raymond with a town, just wasn't planning on that scenario, jesters got us it happens in a game where they have equal numbers as town

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kinda funny that both townsiding jesters and at least one town ended up shielding grace lol

like.... whatcha gonna do lmao

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I even explained that I gave Lila the W just because arguing with her about Grace when she is actually trying to townside would be like, really dumb and unfun

I do think that Raymond really believed Handler was the scum in the VT pool too but it's weeeeird arguing with a claimed jester about a scumread

I was like "I should be leading on Grace to play around X Y and Z scenarios" but then suddenly raymond got flipped lmao

I think if you give me the time to re-evaluate on swedes holding the jester claim I can get to grace/cha cha over handler/grace

ah well, I entered this game knowing town loses it 90% of the time and I was right on that

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I had Lila in like 3 posts and I'm pretty sure I have a 50/50 guess on Raymond, the rest I tbh didn't really think about it too much

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I'm just saying, when the IC says "we never do Raymond today" maybe don't vote Raymond LMAO

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