Micro 1021: Elect the Puppet Master [Scum wins]

[Department of Environment]

Clanking Leaf-Taken Wood staff on the ground

Greetings and salutations, my fellow Departments! It has come to my attention that one of us has threatened to hollow us out from the inside, and make us a husk of what we used to be.

looking around suspiciously

I have my suspicions of which department head is doing this, but until I get confirmation, I wish to stress unity together under the world, which is why I'm asking all of you to help me fight against Global Warming.

[Department of Environment]

Adjusting emself to be more comforting

As a token of brotherhood, I will reveal a alias that you may use to call upon me, as "Department of Education" is far too formal, and far too broad of a term to refer to little ol' me.
I prefer you call me Kai, something short, sweet, and easy for all of us to remember.

Even me, I suppose

[Department of Environment]

Kai was rather troubled by the Birdie representing the Department of Tweets

Sir, Madam, or Nir Badam, I don't understand your words against me. I am representing the Department of Environment as a Treefolk. I have surveyed many of Terra's Rich, Beautiful, Barren, and even Wasted lands, I am the wisest of all the potential representatives of my department.

Maybe it's my old age talking, heh heh. I've recently been losing my memories of my younger years. I barely remember my Mother whom took care of me during the Industrial Revolution. My father died fighting in the war...

Kai went on rambling for the next few minutes

[Department of Environment]

Kai looked around at the other Representatives of their Departments

You are.. quite strange. Regardless, I like the cultured Representative.

I would like the others to talk, though. What are they thinking?

[Department of Environment]

Kai rises up from his wooded chair

I don't particularly feel like any of you are stringing me along, so to speak. As I've stated earlier, I do quite like Culture's posting. I am unsure of the Birdie, and Justice is being quite a fool.

E sat back down, needing to catch Eis breath. He didn't seem like he'd last the day.

[Department of Environment]

Kai was shooken awake, apparently no one noticed the 300 old treefolk was taking a nap

UhhAaack! Wh-What's going on here? Oh, just you.

I like players who are self voting here. I think it's a sign of pre-emptively diffusing your hammering vote should you be put at E-1.
Justice should never be a minister. Not just because they are being a big ol factory spewpipe, but because we have no evidence that they'd do anything more helpful as a minister.

[Department of Environment]

I should be minister. I promise I'll actually play the game if I am made one.

Kai raised Es' staff up to Education's chin, seeming to threaten her

Why should we ever elect someone who needs incentive to take action? If I could, I'd throw you out of our yearly meeting and get a new representative of Education.

[Department of Environment]

Kai raised his voice in anger at Education

Why, I aught to throw you in a river. Then you might actually learn a thing or two.

I'm not going to elect a person who frames herself as lazy until she gets elected. That's really suspicious and, dare I say, makes you look like a Puppet Master.

[Department of Environment]

Kai, having cooled off from getting worked up, rested in Es' chair. E looked at all the votes, and decided that if anyone should be minister, it should be Eimself

I have decided that our government has grown to be too weak over the past few years. The people who inhabit it have grown to apathy. As your minister, I shall weed out the puppets and puppet masters around you, in fact they really weed themselves out. I shall advocate for free and fair elections, which are free of evil, and which chooses the greater of two goods, not the lesser of two evils.

As such, I officially submit my ballot.
VOTE: Department of Environment

[Department of Environment]

A much younger not-Kai was sitting in Kai's new dazzled Minister chair

Ahem

, hello everyone! Kai is taking eirs weekly paid leave, so I am replacing eir. E has informed me of what has happened here, so don't fear that I don't know everything.
You may call me Kai as well. I'll be seated here for the rest of the meeting, anyway.

Looking over the vote log, I suspect that if the Puppet master isn't Agriculture, then they are on the Rep. that they had the hardest time figuring out.

[Department of Environment]

I was informed by my superior that you are trying to be "hip with the kids", Education. I suppose that's not something you've learned to do yet.

What are your current thoughts about the other Departments, Education?

[Department of Environment]

Kai scoffed at Agriculture

Why not do that now? Why wait to find them when you could do that now? If you really aren't the Puppet Master, then why don't you find them now instead of later? I find you very suspicious and not vote-eorthy.

[Department of Environment]

Kai wacked Agruculture on the back of the head with his whacking staff

You are shameful. "Oh, pwease vowte me! I pwomise I won't huwt you, and I'll even pway the game UwU"
At least try to hunt for the Puppet Master before being elected, because right now, you should be the last player to be voted for.

[Department of Environment]

Kai sighed, sat resigned in Eir seat. He suddenly perked up when the others looked at him

I believe that either voting Health or Tweets today is a good direction to vote. In fact, that's where I will vote now.

VOTE: Department of Health

[Department of Environment]

Kai wacked Agruculture on the back of the head with his whacking staff

You are shameful. "Oh, pwease vowte me! I pwomise I won't huwt you, and I'll even pway the game UwU"
At least try to hunt for the Puppet Master before being elected, because right now, you should be the last player to be voted for.

This is silly. We don't win the game by finding the puppet master, we win by electing ministers. It's clear I'm not the puppet master so we should vote for me today.

Did I miss something where you were confirmed to not be the Puppet Master? Simply insisting "Vote me! Vote me!" doesn't sway my vote onto thee. Do something other than being deadwood.

[Department of Environment]

Kai looked suspiciously at the sky, a bit startled by what he saw.

I had a dream last night, that Heath was the Puppet Master, and that we had lost because of me. I think we should hunt for a puppet.
UNVOTE:

[Department of Environment]

I personally believe that we should try to vote out a puppet today, because the worst case scenario is that the Puppet Master already has 2 puppets right now (Something which could be reasonably achievable) and tommorow they'll have enough votes to vote themselves unilaterally.

[Department of Environment]

Kai was seemingly missing from eir chair.. again. after what seemed like a day, e returned to eirs rightful place, right next to Health.

Well, I mist say that I am glad that the Puppet Master hasn't puppeted anyone during the day.. yet.

How many people have spoken today? Is it many? I do not think it was many.

[Department of Environment]

I'm rather bored of this game. There's not much I can make sense of here. My fellow formerly denounced Department of Heath, do you think I should vote for Justice?

[Department of Environment]

Just want to say that I, Kai, still have access to this account.