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Post #41 (isolation #2) » Sat Dec 17, 2016 3:14 pm
Postby D3f3nd3r »
190. The Bahamas
It's time for Ready, Aim, Fire!
This America has had very bad experiences with the Bahamas. The first time I was there, I was with my family and everybody got sick. We were sick for a while after we left. The food was terrible. Yay fun. The second time I was there, it was pouring the whole time. And then there was Survivor: Bahamas. I don't think anybody likes the Bahamas after whatever the hell that was.
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Post #63 (isolation #3) » Sun Dec 18, 2016 11:38 am
Postby D3f3nd3r »
186. North Korea
There's too much wrong with North Korea to justify keeping it in any longer. We're cutting legitimately bad countries now, apparently, so North Korea has got to go.
"I'm not beaten yet. I still have armies in the Ukraine."
Haha, the Ukraine. Do you know what the Ukraine is? It's a sitting duck. A road apple, scummers. The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine.
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Post #105 (isolation #6) » Thu Dec 22, 2016 11:15 am
Postby D3f3nd3r »
172. Mongolia
Mongolia is such a big country, but nobody really thinks about them. For how little people care, I don't think it deserves to go on in the rankdown. And it always gets overshadowed by, you know, China.
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Post #126 (isolation #7) » Tue Dec 27, 2016 9:51 am
Postby D3f3nd3r »
165. Benin
Once upon a time, D3f took French. He had to do a project about a French-speaking country and its geography, culture, etc. While some people got great countries, from France to Luxembourg to Belgium (great by normal standards, clearly not by the standards of the other rankers), D3f got stuck with a little country in Africa called Benin.
Its capital is something out of Portuguese or Spanish (what Frenchman calls something Porto-Novo?), its seasons are the wet season and the dry season, its national food is porridge, and everyone is really, really poor. It was also Communist for 15 years. It's not interesting or good. Bye.
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Post #138 (isolation #9) » Mon Jan 02, 2017 10:47 am
Postby D3f3nd3r »
157. Comoros
They are averaging one coup every two years since 1975. By the time this rankdown is over, they will probably have another one. According to Wikipedia, four of them involved a guy named Bob Denard. What happened:
Bob Denard and Guy 1 overthrow the gov't.
Bob Denard and Guy 2 overthrow Guy 1's successor.
Bob Denard and Guy 3 overthrow Guy 2,
Bob Denard overthrows Guy 3.
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Post #144 (isolation #10) » Mon Jan 02, 2017 5:51 pm
Postby D3f3nd3r »
Other Bob Denard facts:
He converted three different times: from Catholicism, to Judaism, to Islam, back to Catholicism
He married seven times
He attempted a coup in Benin, calling the attempt Operation Shrimp
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Post #230 (isolation #19) » Mon Jan 01, 2018 5:57 pm
Postby D3f3nd3r »
126. The Netherlands
The Netherlands is responsible for McMenno, who is responsible for keeping the rankdown going. Maybe cutting his country will cause this rankdown to die like all the others.