Hitman's Office [Mini 2308 Assassination Council]

[Deal With The Devil]

I don’t think it matters which one we kill.
It’s guaranteed to go through exactly as planned anyway.

- Alianna

[Deal With The Devil]

I think RCE can live for now. I’d like to have a word with him about his cat problem.

- Alianna

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VOTE: Enchant

- Alianna

[Deal With The Devil]

I don’t think it matters which one we kill.
It’s guaranteed to go through exactly as planned anyway.

- Alianna

oh, tru. i hope that isn't the 'mod lie' that would be annoying lmao

i think uh, regarding which we kill... we had a situation today where we can only do this because rce wasn't active, right? maybe it doesn't matter that much, but i think it's kinda optimal to kill the people who are most likely to be present quickly in case we have to go back to evens

Yeah, that makes sense.

- Alianna

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Hi

Hi!

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Speak for yourself, im an evil furball

MEUWDERER!

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For the greatest good of Utopia!

[Deal With The Devil]

I think RCE can live for now. I’d like to have a word with him about his cat problem.

- Alianna

please do not use anti-cat language... just because some of us are criminals doesn't mean we all deserve to be affiliated with them

YOU’RE ALL CRIMINALS!!!

[Deal With The Devil]

i love cults

We can agree on this though. Yes cults!

[Deal With The Devil]

“There is no need to inquire about the provenience of the pork, which we guarantee is of the best quality.”

We are

definitely

a cult.

- Alianna

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Welcome to Utopia, the place where we torture and kill innocent people for the good of all!

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we're the kind of bad guys that see themselves as the hero of the story

Yeah, that’s pretty clearly what’s going on here.

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lmao

btw i'd be down for fast night if that's a thing

Normally I would let you ask, but I don't think I'll be able to end the night now or tomorrow. I won't have access to a pc; I can maybe try to do it on a phone but I'd much rather not. Please.

Phone modding is pain, I won’t make you.

- Alianna