The War to End All Freaktowns: GAME OVER

[Tarhalindur]

the only reason i have been inactive Tar is due to the fact that i have missed the cyclers due to another game i am playing on another site. I am here now and i am town in fact i am just nothing important to be completely honest.

FoS: Tarhalindur

I have a life outside of this game and i am now going to be as active as i can possibly be. I think it is odd that you wave that finger at me without giving me a chance to talk or even defend myself a little. That is just a scummy move right there if you ask me.

Um, I just claimed scum, noah. Helpful scum, perhaps, but scum nonetheless.

Also, you just made yourself a completely valid candidate for being the SK.

Interesting... Tar, are you male or female?

And since you're so forthcoming with me, I know who runs Best Buy and I'll tell you if you tell me why you want to know.

1) I'm Austin, male. I also know that Elvis is Katie, female (elvis is the mother of my child). I believe that the rest of my mafia is male, but I'm not quite sure about that.

2) Best Buy is one of only 2 surviving stores that could be a tech store, and the other one (Google) belongs to me. I suspect that all of the anti-town factions have access to a tech store (since the tech stores have items with inherent abilities, and I know our group has one), therefore I suspect that whoever has Best Buy is the surviving anti-town neutral. I believe that it is in the interest of all non-neutral players to know who the neutral is, hence my question.

[Kinetic]

Quite the interesting little amount you've put up Tar.

A couple more questions. Why did you choose Elvis to Sexy Time with? You go out of your way to claim that Elvis is not one of your three mafia surviving, yet if you had a baby with a mafia that baby would be 100% mafia. So why would you take the chance of the baby being a townie, since if Elvis is not mafia there is a 50% chance the baby is Elvis's faction.

Who are the other two mafia if Elvis isn't. I can assume its not noah since you're attacking him so. And who is your baby, Mos or Arlex?

[Tarhalindur]

Quite the interesting little amount you've put up Tar.

A couple more questions. Why did you choose Elvis to Sexy Time with? You go out of your way to claim that Elvis is not one of your three mafia surviving, yet if you had a baby with a mafia that baby would be 100% mafia. So why would you take the chance of the baby being a townie, since if Elvis is not mafia there is a 50% chance the baby is Elvis's faction.

Who are the other two mafia if Elvis isn't. I can assume its not noah since you're attacking him so. And who is your baby, Mos or Arlex?

I had no choice in the matter. Elvis chose to have Sexy Time with me, not the other way around. Quite stupid on her part, honestly, but I guess she got lucky.

As a matter of not breaking a personal rule, I cannot answer your second question. (I believe that claiming who your scumbuddies are should be punished by modkill - take a look at the ruleset in Mini 549 if you do not believe me).

Armlx is Chris, male. That should answer your third question.

One other note that I should have brought up earlier: there IS a missing mafia kill last night, but as far as I know it should NOT have been targeted at you, Kinetic. It should have been targeted at Noah Hanson. I'm not sure what happened to it (the player assigned to execute that kill has been a bit unreliable, so the kill may not have been submitted).

[rajrhcpfreak]

Day Six: Page 60 Vote Count

The Mayor of Hawesville, looks toward the masses and takes the Crown of Kentucky and places it upon his head.



Kinetic has taken over the City and has removed all voting rights from the citizens.

People in the game: 8 (Andycyca, armlx, elvis_knits, farside22, Kinetic, Mastermind of Sin, noah hanson, Tarhalindur)

Group Inventory:

Marble
Oven
Microwave
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Da Vinci Code
Pecan Pie
Sunflower
Sorghum
Apples to Apples
Legally Blonde DVD
Survivor DVD
Seinfeld DVD
How I Met Your Mother DVD
Sam’s Cola
Mail
Messenger
Buzzword
Painkiller
Facebook
Potatoes
Beans
Fish
Geo
Horse
Snake
Phoenix
Sims
Staples
Thread
YouTube
Ytmnd.com
Purse
Unfermented Bear Bear
Unfermented Bear Bear
Unfermented Bear Bear
Unfermented Bear Bear
Napalm
Noose
Bear Trap
Cement
Textbooks
Magnolia
Strawberry Shortcake
Old Truck
N*Sync CD
Snoop Dog CD
Savage Garden CD

[noah hanson]

{re-reads Tar's post}

I guess you did claim scum but really

how

helpful can a scum be? And no i am not the SK, bet you'd love to get people to believe that but i am not. I am still trying to wrap my head around this VERY different version of mafia so i will be the first to admit i am still a bit confused by the way this one is played.

[Mastermind of Sin]

like, why would you kill me tonight? That would be totally uncool. I bet Tar is trying to make us believe *everything* he says is the truth, since he's been forthcoming. I suspect armlx is, like, totally bad guy. Also, believe it or not, but one of my parents are, like, cool yo...

[Kinetic]

Hmmm I wonder...

Alright. I've gathered enough information. This will be an interesting Night phase indeed. Townies, do not do anything until I contact you. We must do this PERFECTLY or we won't win.

That being said, the possibility of victory is 100% if you do what I say.

You will receive a message from me or someone else. That someone else will not be Andy or Farside.

I will not enter night yet though because there is one more thing I need EVERY townie to do.

Pick up items. Anything, but make sure you have the max of six items in your inventory. The reason is my last ability. And this ability is why the game has not ended either.

I cannot explain why, it is too dangerous, but please do this. I will be killing Tar in 48 hours. So this is your time limit.

So, everyone pick up items that you do not need and send them all to me with your first action.

Elvis: If you are TOWN, send the alcohol to MoS that you used to seduce Tar.

This will be tough town, I know that, but I know we can win. God Speed.

[Tarhalindur]

Partners, I would like to remind you of my advice from yesterday. And expect the unexpected.

This war is only begun.

[Mastermind of Sin]

Why do we, like, trust Kinetic, again?

[elvis_knits]

Because if Kinetic is bad we would have lost the game already?

[elvis_knits]

So I want to explain why I chose to have sexy time with Tar. Well, he made that comment about "stand down humans" which sounded like he thought the game was over and he won. So I figured he was mafia, and unless something crazy were to happen during the night, town would have already lost.

So I decided to use my ability to have sexy time, as I had two items -- but NO ALCOHOL, I had to choose someone I knew had alcohol, which was Tarhalindur. So I targetted tarhalindur even though I figured he was mafia because the child would have 50% chance of being my allignment -- town. If the child came out mafia then we would lose, but we were already going too, right? And if the child came out town like me, then I would have given the town another chance to win. I figured there was really no downside. So I targetted tar for sexy time.

I can vouch for Tar's claim that he is Austin.

I am Katie. I am female (obv.)

armlx is out child... male... named Chris.

[elvis_knits]

I have a question about items.

So, the two items I used last night... do I still have them?? Or after I use them do they go away?

[elvis_knits]

Kinetic, I have no alcohol, so I can't send it to MOS.

Tar had the alcohol. He claimed it yesterday, so thta's why I targetted him.

[Andycyca]

Why do we, like, trust Kinetic, again?

2nd (we have no votes now? This screams manipulation)

But I won't just claim. I need objective questions if you want me to asnwer them.

[Mastermind of Sin]

Ok. Andycyca, I have some, like, questions for you.

1) What is your name?
2) What is your, like, sex? *giggle*
3) What building do you have?
4) What items have you collected so far?
5) What items have you used?
6) What items are you trying to collect?
7) Are you, like, bad?

[elvis_knits]

Raj told me that I keep my items that I already used, and can continually use them.

So I continue to have two items from my goal list (I picked up 4 other items to fill myself up as Kinetic asked).

Kinetic, if you have alcohol, you can target me or have me target you for sexy time. This would be a good thing if you want to keep numbers in town's favor.

So, everyone pick up items that you do not need and send them all to me with your first action.

Do you want me to send you all 6 items? Or just 4 and keep the two that go toward my goal items?

[Mastermind of Sin]

Someone else with alcohol should target Elvis, I don't want Kinetic-scum making more babies.

[elvis_knits]

I had no choice in the matter. Elvis chose to have Sexy Time with me, not the other way around. Quite stupid on her part, honestly, but I guess she got lucky.

This indicates to me that Tar knows the child does not have his allignment. I would not know the child's alliance whether he is town or scum. But Tar would know if the baby was scum as the baby would be added to the scum group. And he knows if it's town if it wasn't added to his scum group.

I "got lucky" by the baby having my allignment.

[armlx]

I'm very wary of sending someone all the items, and I don't even know what they do yet.....

[elvis_knits]

Partners, I would like to remind you of my advice from yesterday. And expect the unexpected.

This war is only begun.

What is it that you think is going to happen?

[Kinetic]

Only send me items you cannot actually use. If you can use an ability and need certain items to do it, use them.

[noah hanson]

yeah Tar sounds like he is warning people i don't like being warned.

[Andycyca]

I don't get why Kinetic is the one who wants me to claim and MoS is doing the questions. BTW, MoS I have already claimed my building.

[elvis_knits]

Sometime yesterday he asked me for it. I haven't found Tar particularly scummy in this game and I have no use for the items on my store. I'd rather pass them than let them fall on the ground, where Mafia can pick them. By giving it, I'm sure where it is (or should be) right now.

Any suggestions for vig-checking? a kill claim, perhaps?

lol

[Kinetic]

I endorse MoS's questions scum... I mean, Andy. Please answer them.